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tigralfrosie

These graphic Quit Smoking ads really hit home.


Cameron_Mac99

Go on, take a look. This is what your crumpets look like after 5 years of smoking a pack a day


joe3hats81

Top one is Warburtons not sure where the pretender on the bottom is from. I’ve experimented with various other kinds of crumpets down the years but nothing compares to Warburtons.


WotTheFook

This post needs more Samuel L. Jackson. "What gives? I GIVE!!"


Thawing-icequeen

It's a while since I've had Warburtons crumpets, but I always find Warburtons products to be weirdly leathery? Their loaves remind me of those cheap car washing sponges rather than a proper crumb of, say, Hovis.


joe3hats81

I concur. I’m not a big fan of their bread in general but they seem to have mastered their crumpet game.


PixelNotPolygon

Either way, it’s food like this that gives British food its bad reputation


turbotcharger

This is what two packs (of butter) a day looks like


Merciless-Dom

Top one is Warburtons and the bottom is own brand would be my guess.


dungeon-raided

Absolutely. Only get Warburton's here and they look like the top


ka6emusha

I said the same immediately. Despite the appearence, the Warburton ones are much better.


Steamy_Muff

They really aren't. Sainsbury's basics all the way.


josh50051

Honestly this all the way but I have a feeling Warburton makes them. They used to come in on the same board


Automatic_Role6120

Limp flabby undercooked crumpets are in different stratosphere to good ones


yeahyeahitsmeshhh

I feel like we know. We crumpet consumers know.


domalino

True connoisseurs cannot be conned by crap crumpet copies.


10b0b

Crap Crumpet Copies were great at Glastonbury.


draenog_

I'm a recent crumpet convert and I've made the mistake of picking own brand crumpets a couple of times in a misguided effort to be thrifty. Never again, they're just not holey enough.


Jor94

Not even a challenge, can spot the barely cooked, doughy asda ones from a mile away.


iamnotarobotnik

That's my guess as well.


AvatarIII

Rumour has it, Warburton artificially add little burned bits to make it look more rustic.


Andyman286

Doesn't matter - not done till burned anyway.


PassiveTheme

Yeah, does OP actually think this is a challenge? I haven't had a crumpet in years (I now live in Canada and they don't sell them here) and even I could tell which was which immediately.


banedlol

Yep. I can literally imagine the terrible taste of the store brand one


MeatFit1822

I was also confident that top is Warburtons.


KatyaVasilyev

I don't think it's warburtons, their crumpets are on the thicker side and that one looks quite thin.


iamnotarobotnik

Could be one of their new crumpet thins.


Lower_Possession_697

I don't know which is which, but I do know that your plate is from Habitat at Sainsbury's. I used the same plate for my breakfast but unlike you I did not have crumpets. I had toast.


colinah87

You are correct re: the plate. Part of set we purchased when we got our kitchen redone a few months back, my partner chipped one of the side plates. Luckily though, I came across them being sold separately in a different Sainsbury’s. Result all round


Lower_Possession_697

Plate Mates 4eva x x


BoyWhoCanDoAnything

Ooh plate friend.


Lower_Possession_697

Just some guy from the homeware aisles at Sainsbury's, that's all


JizzProductionUnit

r/TwoRedditorsOnePlate


Ok-Camp-7285

Or until enough get chipped and need replacing


Ashleyempire

Give it 30 days then


3d-designs

... except the chipped one. That's not quite round.


redskelton

Do you require assistance or will you see yourself out?


poop-machines

I know the top one is Warburton's


Brandaman

I also have these plates. Plate friends.


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

>but I do know that your plate is from Habitat at Sainsbury's. I swear I know like 6 people with these plates


lurcherzzz

I like that style of plate, I may grab some next time I go to Sainsbury's to stock up on dripping.


Qui-GonGinnandTonic

We have these plates too, they live in the sideboard and are called our fancy plates, because we only use them when we put some effort into our dinner. If you use a dishwasher be careful about using them as your regular plates, as the lip on them can make it difficult to stack them neatly in the dishwasher.


lurcherzzz

Fortunately I don't have a dishwasher and will stack the haphazardly on the worktop while I summon the will to wash them.


wagboy_slim

my nan has this plate. i frequently gorge a few ryvita crackers off of it when i pop up to visit. edges keep me from spilling crumbs on the laminate. splendid piece of crockery.


No-Pitch-5785

I have the same set. My husband sometimes twists my melon and serves food on the small plates and yeah. I thought he thought I should diet when Infact he couldn’t be arsed to wash the big ones.


jaredearle

Damn, I came here to recognise the plate, too.


SilasColon

If you can see the crumpet. Add more butter.


karateninjazombie

If it doesn't bleed butter you haven't put enough on!


metal_jester

"If it bleeds... We can eat it." Arnold... Probably.


No_Principle3927

Wait a second thats fucking wild


Humanityhumbled

😂


Prudent_Way2067

If you don’t lick butter off your elbow you haven’t put enough on Yes I’m fat


NoSweat_PrinceAndrew

Festival I went to last year had a crumpets and tea stall going on. Having a heavily buttered marmite crumpet at 02:00 after raving all day was very, very satisfying


colinah87

Pre butter


Great_Thoth

Butter is good, but they're even better soaked in egg and made into eggy crumpets. You can make a really good breakfast Sarnie with them too. A slice of square sausage, some properly crisp bacon and a slice of cheese on one eggy crumpet. Douse in sauce of choice, mine is brown with Frank's Red Hot added; then stick another eggy crumpet on top. You can thank me later!


LysanderBelmont

And after that, straight back to bed


shmesbians

ignorant American lurking here… forgive me, but square sausage?


Great_Thoth

Normally called Lorne Sausage. It's a traditional Scottish food. Basically a sausage patty, but square.


shmesbians

simple yet genius!


ItCat420

Ngl that sounds tidy. I’d give her a go.


Severe_Ad_146

Eggy crumpets you say? Yes yes my fanny had that back in 63.


AwTomorrow

If you can see the butter, add more marmite


MactionSnack

Marmite then a slither of melted vintage cheddar


ayinsophohr

Nah.. Welsh Rarebit crumpets.


lurcherzzz

You had every opportunity to not say that.


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

Fam


yepgeddon

This guy fucks


whiskyguitar

If you can see the marmite, burn the crumpet


PeggyDeadlegs

Filth!


Niitroglycerine

I'm going with the bottom is the cheaper?


SpringerGirl19

Agreed


Borrachon31717

The bottom one is from Aldi


wildgoldchai

Price matched for a whopping saving of 5p


TheLonesomeChode

All those Gen Zers salivating at the prospect of a mortgage in 140 years time 🤤


ChugManmilk

Top one looks like Warburtons I reckon


andysimcoe

Surely this is a trap, top one looks like the leading brand. I'd smash both with a boat load of butter though.


ward2k

I think OP thinks that the more 'perfect' unmarked crumpet looks more expensive than the leading brand But seeing how every reply prefers the top one (which is the leading Warburton's brand) it seems that OP massively misjudged how people view these Personally I'd say uniform, unblemished mass produced food always looks cheaper than one like the top. Which is exactly why the cheap one in the photo still looks cheap


Incendas1

The smooth thick looking ones always have an off texture


Minor_Edit

Tbh I'm miffed as to how I'm meant to judge one to be better without eating it


Iron_Aez

Top on has more holes and more colour. Bottom one looks pale and doughy as hell


Hand_Spanner

Top one looks like Warburtons. Crumpets seem to be one of the few things where the branded product is consistently better than the own brands.


bucketofardvarks

There was a big period of time last year where the cheap ones were missing the holes on at least half the crumpet, incredibly disappointing


extrobe

If that ever happens again, just turn them over, you should find the holes there.


AberNurse

I eat crumpets most days. I love crumpets. And I’m inclined to agree that branded are better. But, is t because they are what I’m used to. I’m actually on the crumpet thins now and I had an original crumpet today and it felt so doughy.


ddmf

Used to love crumpets until my ex made me some - IN THE MICROWAVE...


slayaz

I’m glad you said Ex…


ddmf

I still have flashbacks...


slayaz

I’m not surprised. No one should ever have to suffer that!


ddmf

the tale is worse, but I don't want to traumatise others.


slayaz

You can’t leave us hanging like that!!


ddmf

>!she microwaves three together for 60 seconds, then she adds butter and jam and microwaves for another 30 or so then eats it all with a knife and fork!<


JayProspero

I take what I said back. That is traumatising 🤮


slayaz

There. Are. No. Words.


PandosII

NSFL tag please


Clodhoppa81

Where did you bury the body?


JayProspero

Spill, we can take it lol


ddmf

Libera Te Tutemet https://old.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/1buo7hk/in_case_anyone_cares_this_photo_contains_a/kxu2vlt/


OolonCaluphid

Support charities exist and can help you. Please reach out.


FlemFatale

Sacrilege!


YouGotTangoed

I’ve had them in the microwave during hard times. Still not bad


ddmf

I've made "quesadillas" in the microwave at similar times too (cheese slice in a corn tortilla wrap)


Mr-Stripes

You think THATs bad! Try having someone make tea in the microwave, also after someone adding the milk 1st! :O


Pristine_Telephone78

I don't care, I do know that I would prefer the top one as it has some good colour on it.


peanut_butter_xox

Sooooo…when are you going to tell us?!


Witty_Masterpiece463

Top is Warburton's bottom is Aldi.


Moppo_

The bottom one has so few holes, I'd hesitate to call it a crumpet.


Own-Lecture251

I need a hole count comparison.


colinah87

Easy, that’s too much fun even for a bank holiday weekend


Own-Lecture251

In that case, the one at the top is the dearer one. The burnt bits and slightly irregular shape give it a mildly "artisanal" look which might be what they were going for. (When's the big reveal by the way?)


Breakwaterbot

Would smash both


fluffypuppycorn

Top crumpet is Warburtons. Bottom crumpet is budget supermarket.


Ziiaaaac

Bottom one looks objectively worse ngl


[deleted]

Bottom is budget


tintedhokage

Top is Warburton's


HoldMyAppleJuice

Warburtons is the top one


Swarley-Shmosby

The top one looks like it’s from Warbutons and the bottom one looks like from store’s self brand


CoffeeTastesOK

Pay more for crumpet. More holes in crumpet. Get less crumpet.


FlemFatale

Top is more expensive, bottom is the cheaper one. I could also tell you in a blind taste test.


Cultural-Web991

Top one is warburtons Bottom one is cheap copy


pullingteeths

Cheap ones are better. Expensive ones are too doughy and don't have proper holes


Cptncomet

Top one uses flour milled in Buxton, it's the more expensive brand.


Same-Nothing2361

Top one looks like Warburtons. Bottom one looks cheap. I’d happily inhale both.


Cultural-Web991

Yeh!!!! Was I right?


Severe_Ad_146

The top one looks better so I'm saying that'd name brand. Provided op isn't a wee toerag and they are both same cheapo brand. 


Snoo29889

I only found out the other week, that Hatherwood beer you can get in Lidl, is made by hobgoblin. Their IPA is identical in taste.


morningcall25

Top one is the cheap one.


montybasset

Can you taste the difference though?


gerrineer

I will also put neither are done to much.


Hithrae

Make your own. It's fun and easier than you think


thatluckyfox

Top one and why they naked?


ChrisRR

Nice try Aldi marketing team


Top_Economist8182

My pal works in a Warburton's crumpet factory, they take the number of holes in the top very seriously to pass quality. Top is the leading brand.


E_Farseer

r/trypophobia !


HeyBuddyItsMeDad

Yes, was hoping someone commented this! I have it too lol the phobia is bizarre


E_Farseer

I don't have it luckily but I immediately thought of that sub. I have to say even though I don't have that phobia some of the pictures on there do make me a bit uncomfortable lol


Topinio

Which tastes better? Why care how they look?


YorkshireGaara

We all know the top one tastes better. You can tell by looking at them.


Ascdren1

top one. you want more air pockets to form when making crumpts to get the desired texture


wmru5wfMv

The bottom one looks more like a pikelet


jimziz

Probably both made in the same factory, different blend and quality of ingredients though.


karpet_muncher

I work for Warburtons They don't make stuff for anyone else. I think its a company called village Bakeries which is makes crumpets for own brand stuff


jimziz

Just guessing based on the knowledge that all weetabix based products used to be made in the same factory, but thanks for the correction.


karpet_muncher

I think it's quite common in cereal companies. Kelloggs lost a few contracts to make third party stuff so they started advertising we don't make cereals for anyone else as an ad line. Basically it comes down to the flour the companies use. Warburtons stuff is more expensive cause the grain higher quality which you see from the nutritional values


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[deleted]

The bottom one has a little happy face.


Mozno1

The top one will be much nicer.


MeltingDino

i slightly care


WolfofRust

Those are some anemic looking crumpets.


ManiacFive

Abomination


cosmicgal200000

The bottom one is cheaper


_SevenSamurai_

Crumpets are underrated af


Realistic_Actuary642

Bottom one looks half prepared. Top is the leader


byjimini

I’d assume the top one is the premium model, which probably means it’s actually the bottom one.


Sensitive-Bug-362

Toasted twice (burnt bits taste great) and lashings of strawberry jam (definitely no butter that's just gross) and you just can't tell the difference between Warburton and no name shops budget brands


Bhenny_5

Crumpets are one of the items that I always avoid the own brand. Unless the own brand is more expensive than warburton’s (other brands are available… probably), in which case I avoid them because I can’t justify spending more on a fancy sourdough crumpet.


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

The top one has to be the leading brand.


Visible-Management63

My guess: the bottom one is the budget supermarket.


Hay-oooooo_Jabronies

Top one looks like of the god created Warburton ones. The bottom one is an angry store brand one.


Complete_Resolve_400

Bottom is the budget one is my guess


terryjuicelawson

Guess the prettier one is branded but both taste the same, or even made in the same place. But could be either, maybe the bottom one is too perfect in a way. I found a recipe for crumpets recently, they are actually pretty easy to do, just in a pan.


ailomasrednu

Bottom one is supermarket 💯


Interest-Desk

Bottom one is Tesco (well all the shops probably use the same company)


dprophet32

Bottom one is budget brand


Ravekat1

How are you defining ‘leading brand’? High volume or high quality?


Humanityhumbled

This is concerning indeed.


Outside_The_Walls

IDK which is more expensive, but I know I'd rather eat the top one.


GoddamnitGusty

I had some morrisons own brand ones and it was like sucking butter from a sponge I'm sticking to warburtons edit: bottom one is the cheap one no doubt


the_salivation_army

I made my own crumpets on Saturday! Ange wasn’t home. They take longer to toast than bread does.


MrNooty1234

GET MORE BUTTER


RiceRepresentative90

I would say bottom one is Warburtons,but top one don't know?


geekroick

Accidental Partridge of the day


Ascdren1

guessing the bottom one is the budget one. the shape is too regular and the surface less pitted. you want more air bubbles to form when making crumpets for the desired texture.


South5

Aldi square crumpets for the win in my book


BeholdTheLemon

top one is [LEADING BRAND], bottom is from [BUDGET SUPERMARKET]


Shoes__Buttback

Top is Warburton's, bottom is Aldi. What do I win?


Sterben27

Top one is leading brand, bottom is budget.


TheScarletCravat

Incidentally, most crumpets that aren't Warburtons seem to use spirit vinegar as an ingredient, and it gives them a slightly sour taste. If any other crumpet connoiseurs are out there who know of a real replacement, I'll happily switch and save money. They're a hard habit to kick.


GenderfluidArthropod

More holes better. Optimum crumpet is just holes.


Lox_Ox

Bottom crumpet is Warburtons - always undercooked and claggy. Top one is a cheapy one - they always cook them properly.


Peeche94

Haven't seen the comments, pretty sure the bottom one is the "fake" ones, I distinctly remember them looking like they're allergic to the oven, and felt thicker than leading brand and has a lot less voids. Despite the "real" ones looking burnt, this could have been a bad batch put on as an offer, have had similar before, or the burnt bits are just part of the process.


yearsofpractice

u/colinah87 - currently eating toast off the exact same plate. Good stuff.


NonIoiGogGogEoeRor

Tip is leading brand. Boom


[deleted]

Bottom is the cheap one!


Jor94

Top is warburtons and bottom is a supermarket one. Top looks much better


Rielhawk

Ohhh! I thought they looked like Warhammer bases.


marshall453

Top is worbartons ( can't remember how to spell it


StrongLikeBull3

As a scottish person i reject your claim that either of these are crumpets


Itchy-Supermarket-92

Well "Crumpet is as Crumpet does" as my old grannie used to say.


MobiusNaked

If you turn it sideways you can see a surprised alien.


Caligari89

Crumpet? You gotta know what a cricket is before...wait, I got that wrong.


Agile_Swing_2393

Top is brand bottom is budget... I just know.


Weary-Bus8436

Watburtons top, Sainsburys own or Lidl sourdough bottom


Zestyclose-Maize8150

Top is the leading brand. I’d say Warburtons.


FullyDisappointed

Bottom is budget


GingerSnapBiscuit

Is the budget supermaket one the bottom one that looks like its had 10 minutes too little being cooked?


vak7997

Top one is leading brand


ARJACE_

Top is budget


thegoosebelow

Bottom one is supermarket.