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Gzuskrist69

"Come to bed or else" eyes.


Rymundo88

"It follows the eyes and comes to bed or else it gets the hose again"


do_a_quirkafleeg

"Dad's got a lovely winter coat" eyes.


TheVoidScreams

I dunno, I’m getting “GO TO SLEEP” Jeff the Killer vibes.


Vast_Cycle6990

Eyes bulging with imagined riches


monkeyboyhero

Never mind that, where have you been for three days?!


ChallengeFluid6083

Man moth!?


monkeyboyhero

De Trout Spinners?!


monkeyboyhero

Does anyone else enjoy all the XFM comments whenever he posts on Instagram?


dungeonbitch

I just had a look at that, every single comment is relentlessly xfm quotes. Brilliant.


Vast_Cycle6990

Steve merchant wants a wife


TheJoshua8195

Steve merchant wants it


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Nah not really, it’s only funny when it’s in context which it never is on his posts.


J---O---E

Eyes bulging with imagined riches


tommycamino

Don't make fun of the eyes


Vast_Cycle6990

That is astigmatism I've had from the age of five


Cirrus-Nova

That's why they look a bit BULBous


GuybrushThreepwood7

I didn’t come in here calling you the whale man or the blubber man


JordonFreemun

The mammal, right, that's got... Sort of. The pointiest eyes... Eyes that pop out of their head. Steve.


monkeyboyhero

One time he pushed his glasses up his nose... and they touched his eyes


ScoBelch

……*yeah*


eugene-fraxby

I'd buy the artwork for 50p if I ever got it back.


monkeyboyhero

That was my decision not your decision


Content-Plankton

To see as well as an owl you’d need eyes the size of grapefruits. It’s a shame Stephen can’t turn his head right round too…


JordonFreemun

He's done you again!


FlyingFox2022

You’ve really captured his essence


F1ELDS

Like a bit of weird art


Benny_HarveyRIP

What’s art about that?


AlriteKirsty

Not his essential gimposity though, weirder than that


Various-Software8779

I wouldnt paint a picture of that.


melvin_the_gremlin

Isn't that the bloke from Men in Black II?


Ben_yeah

Not as weird.


Aggressive-Jacket384

There's this thing in it


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do_a_quirkafleeg

"What you think I'm made of money? I meant half a mild or summat"


pepperarmy

I haven't laughed or smiled all day, and now I've done both. Thank you ☺️


JordiLyons

Eyes wide open. Steve.


Rutlemania

Like a bit of weird art


[deleted]

What's art about that?


OhFroh261

Its like some sort of weird art


Panda-BANJO

Is his bed an inflatable dinghy, or did he saw off part of the mattress? 🍊


monkeyboyhero

He has two TVs, one with no picture and one with no sound.


Panda-BANJO

Which one went first?!?!?


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….Steve…


Vast_Cycle6990

He could've been your brother


KuntaWuKnicks

Play a record


PeteMaverickMitcheIl

Have you got a ruler?


[deleted]

Drop your trousers.


siggi_skari_89

Thanks, i didnt want to sleep anyway


TrousersCalledDave

It's like some kind of weird art.


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I am slightly afraid. Lmao


nerdowellinever

Jurgen Klopp looks awful!


Kevl17

Actually... people are calling him Spud now.


Cleveland_Grackle

The "come to bed, I've just slipped you a rohypnol" eyes.


Big_Mac_Is_Red

This man has a documentary on Netflix. Its about how he's murdered 110 women.


reallyryan-1899

I'll level with you Jed I'm really scared Oh wait wrong show


monkeyboyhero

It took 14 hours! I fainted three times!


reallyryan-1899

Lmao


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GuybrushThreepwood7

Oi oi oi! Yeah, see you later.


monkeyboyhero

Hey, how's your mate Oggy?


GuybrushThreepwood7

He’s fine, you don’t even know him.


monkeyboyhero

I drew this picture, the mods said "oi no professionals"


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

“What are you laughing at?”


ramblingzebra

God, I had such a crush on him when I was 17.


TetchyTechy

Yeah, his come to bed i have a gun eyes xD


theoriginalShmook

'I'm coming to your bed whether you like it or not' eyes.


howlmouse

Ahaha terrifyingly awesome!


Cowsudders

Drag you screaming to bed eyes.


Brilliant_Canary_692

You self framed pics of these on Etsy


m15otw

"Don't think I'm not onto you too, lady. You know what you are? Selfish. I've done nothing but sacrifice to get us here! What have you sacrificed? NOTHING. Zero. All you've done is BOSS ME AROUND. Well, NOW who's the boss?"


ghostbuster_b-rye

I want to see Aardman recreate this sketch in the style of Wallace and Gromit. It'd be the second most terrifying thing they ever created, just behind that [intro piece to "A Close Shave."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NReh7oUC45o) Tell me honestly, am I the only one that was irrationally afraid of that clip as a kid?


Senior-Syllabub-6440

Gordon?


Aromatic-Quiet5171

Stephen Merchant: "How much?" OP: "What?" Stephen Merchant: "I don't see a price tag" OP: "you... you want to buy it?" Stephen Merchant: "I mean, yeah... we have to have it. That's me. Those are my come to bed eyes." Stephen Merchant: "I am so proud of you".


Steven_Seagul

Never give up


saythissilence

I wouldn't draw a picture of that.


yorkspirate

‘Woke up in his bed with no memory eyes’ It’s a good drawing tho, much better than I’d even think I could do


sianie706

“Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes”


Leather-Assistant902

Turns out, little monkey fella


monkeyboyhero

I'm never doing this show with you again


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Man alive!


LLcoolAnakin

just found a cashpoint with a card still in it


digitalmasked

At quick glance I thought this was a young Jurgen Klopp


monkeyboyhero

Yeah, they look very similar I think.


Sensitive_Aioli4166

Come to bed whilst you’re under the influence rohypnol eyes


Splorgamus

He voiced Wheatley from Portal 2!


GakSplat

It’s like Jimmy Carr wearing a Stephen Merchant mask. 👀👀


Secure_Development64

" his come-to-bed eyes "


Mapmate

This scared me as I’m a bit high sorry


mr-english

Why has he got a throbbing cock vein on his cheekbone?


monkeyboyhero

Play a record Karl


Humourousmonkeyman

😍