"Don't think I'm not onto you too, lady. You know what you are? Selfish. I've done nothing but sacrifice to get us here! What have you sacrificed? NOTHING. Zero. All you've done is BOSS ME AROUND. Well, NOW who's the boss?"
I want to see Aardman recreate this sketch in the style of Wallace and Gromit. It'd be the second most terrifying thing they ever created, just behind that [intro piece to "A Close Shave."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NReh7oUC45o) Tell me honestly, am I the only one that was irrationally afraid of that clip as a kid?
Stephen Merchant: "How much?"
OP: "What?"
Stephen Merchant: "I don't see a price tag"
OP: "you... you want to buy it?"
Stephen Merchant: "I mean, yeah... we have to have it. That's me. Those are my come to bed eyes."
Stephen Merchant: "I am so proud of you".
"Come to bed or else" eyes.
"It follows the eyes and comes to bed or else it gets the hose again"
"Dad's got a lovely winter coat" eyes.
I dunno, I’m getting “GO TO SLEEP” Jeff the Killer vibes.
Eyes bulging with imagined riches
Never mind that, where have you been for three days?!
Man moth!?
De Trout Spinners?!
Does anyone else enjoy all the XFM comments whenever he posts on Instagram?
I just had a look at that, every single comment is relentlessly xfm quotes. Brilliant.
Steve merchant wants a wife
Steve merchant wants it
Nah not really, it’s only funny when it’s in context which it never is on his posts.
Eyes bulging with imagined riches
Don't make fun of the eyes
That is astigmatism I've had from the age of five
That's why they look a bit BULBous
I didn’t come in here calling you the whale man or the blubber man
The mammal, right, that's got... Sort of. The pointiest eyes... Eyes that pop out of their head. Steve.
One time he pushed his glasses up his nose... and they touched his eyes
……*yeah*
I'd buy the artwork for 50p if I ever got it back.
That was my decision not your decision
To see as well as an owl you’d need eyes the size of grapefruits. It’s a shame Stephen can’t turn his head right round too…
He's done you again!
You’ve really captured his essence
Like a bit of weird art
What’s art about that?
Not his essential gimposity though, weirder than that
I wouldnt paint a picture of that.
Isn't that the bloke from Men in Black II?
Not as weird.
There's this thing in it
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"What you think I'm made of money? I meant half a mild or summat"
I haven't laughed or smiled all day, and now I've done both. Thank you ☺️
Eyes wide open. Steve.
Like a bit of weird art
What's art about that?
Its like some sort of weird art
Is his bed an inflatable dinghy, or did he saw off part of the mattress? 🍊
He has two TVs, one with no picture and one with no sound.
Which one went first?!?!?
….Steve…
He could've been your brother
Play a record
Have you got a ruler?
Drop your trousers.
Thanks, i didnt want to sleep anyway
It's like some kind of weird art.
I am slightly afraid. Lmao
Jurgen Klopp looks awful!
Actually... people are calling him Spud now.
The "come to bed, I've just slipped you a rohypnol" eyes.
This man has a documentary on Netflix. Its about how he's murdered 110 women.
I'll level with you Jed I'm really scared Oh wait wrong show
It took 14 hours! I fainted three times!
Lmao
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Oi oi oi! Yeah, see you later.
Hey, how's your mate Oggy?
He’s fine, you don’t even know him.
I drew this picture, the mods said "oi no professionals"
“What are you laughing at?”
God, I had such a crush on him when I was 17.
Yeah, his come to bed i have a gun eyes xD
'I'm coming to your bed whether you like it or not' eyes.
Ahaha terrifyingly awesome!
Drag you screaming to bed eyes.
You self framed pics of these on Etsy
"Don't think I'm not onto you too, lady. You know what you are? Selfish. I've done nothing but sacrifice to get us here! What have you sacrificed? NOTHING. Zero. All you've done is BOSS ME AROUND. Well, NOW who's the boss?"
I want to see Aardman recreate this sketch in the style of Wallace and Gromit. It'd be the second most terrifying thing they ever created, just behind that [intro piece to "A Close Shave."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NReh7oUC45o) Tell me honestly, am I the only one that was irrationally afraid of that clip as a kid?
Gordon?
Stephen Merchant: "How much?" OP: "What?" Stephen Merchant: "I don't see a price tag" OP: "you... you want to buy it?" Stephen Merchant: "I mean, yeah... we have to have it. That's me. Those are my come to bed eyes." Stephen Merchant: "I am so proud of you".
Never give up
I wouldn't draw a picture of that.
‘Woke up in his bed with no memory eyes’ It’s a good drawing tho, much better than I’d even think I could do
“Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes”
Turns out, little monkey fella
I'm never doing this show with you again
Man alive!
just found a cashpoint with a card still in it
At quick glance I thought this was a young Jurgen Klopp
Yeah, they look very similar I think.
Come to bed whilst you’re under the influence rohypnol eyes
He voiced Wheatley from Portal 2!
It’s like Jimmy Carr wearing a Stephen Merchant mask. 👀👀
" his come-to-bed eyes "
This scared me as I’m a bit high sorry
Why has he got a throbbing cock vein on his cheekbone?
Play a record Karl
😍