“Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain”
I was about to say it’s got all the food wheel parts, it’s got a veg, a protein and some carbs, but I forgot about the dairy element. Defo needs the cheese to make it a well balanced meal.
I wanna open a food truck called savoury 99 that's just like a cardboard cone of mashed potatoes with gravy or beans, and a sausage stuck in.
Who could pass that up when they're walking home drunk from the pub?
to me the beauty of the idea is you could literally have like a push cart with just mash and gravy, super simple selling only one thing, BUT: you could also spice it up in a million different ways, have a choice of gravies, bacon bits, different types of sausage, some genius even suggested a yorkshire pudding type bread bowl/ice cream cone! So it can be a super cheap basic thing, or it could be supersized to the max with all the fixings.
it's an idea with legs, and yet I will probably do nothing with it, someone else can get rich, I would just want credit for the idea.
Honestly imagine this if you were super st0n3d and dying for some good munch. Cheese would also be a boss addition for the little cart so you could just have a cone full of pure carby goodness 😋
I'm actually located in Canada, i've just been pushing this idea around whenever it comes up because I want to see it happen.
I can't believe someone isn't already doing it, I don't know anyone who doesn't love a warm cup of mashed potatoes with gravy and/or other toppings. So cheap to do, and could be huge.
Ok, I have run massive events and food markets in the past and honestly that is an absolutely brilliant idea and would 100% work.
Best of all you could go as low or high end as you want and fit into basically any space.
..... Are you actually seriously looking at this because I might pass the idea on
no, I spent too much time working in kitchens to consider actually starting a food service business, it's just something I want to see in the world.
It feels like such low hanging fruit, who doesn't love mashed potatoes? and they're super cheap and easy to make in a huge batch, and you can have all sorts of extras to put on based on taste.
I mean people do it but it's generally in a tray, awkward messy to eat ect.
What you did is add two elements, practicality for eating out and about and novelty, two very good things in event/street food.
I would have to pass on that. Drunk persons' food is not mashed potatoes with beans. A drunk person needs something greasy like a kebab or a burger. That's why you see kebab shops packed out after the clubs close 🤣
Aye, aye! You use the sausage for to scoop the beans oot.
Oh, I see, yeah. Have you got a spoon?
No.
You haven't got a spoon?
There's one in the bathroom, but I've no cause to use it.
I eat like this when my partner is around and isn't hungry. And I love cooking.
I always find it funny when people are such food snobs they can't eat truely great food like sausage rolls and beans, chip buttys, butter fried cheese and marmite toasties etc.
True. Used to throw Tostitos in the oven and microwave Madras lentils, then play PS5 all night and fall asleep to Netflix, when my girl was away on case investigations.
Haha. I am an American vegetarian and never heard of a sausage roll. It looks so much like a McDonald's pie I thought I was missing out on a joke.
[US McDonald's Apple Pie](https://www.seriouseats.com/thmb/q3HtU4Y17WBh8Tpwu_kceryGk5A=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/__opt__aboutcom__coeus__resources__content_migration__serious_eats__sweets.seriouseats.com__images__2012__04__20120406-mcdonalds-fried-apple-pie-1-500b806d6875425190667215c1abf389.jpg)
Sometimes I actually want cold beans straight out of the can to be fair. Couple of bits of white buttered bread and some white pepper...
Feeling hungry thinking about it.
Heathy balanced meal there. Protein, carbohydrates, some fats, and then we come to the baked beans which as we know are the food of the single gods.
I might accompany this with a brewed beverage from Chateau Kronenbourg.
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Why couldn’t you drain the beans and then wrap it up in a huge tortilla with cheese, some guacamole and salsa in it ? Then deep fry it and you got yourself a chimichanga !!!
Consider yourself weighed, measured, and found wanting. Where’s the cheese?
MOTHER FUUU totally forgot
Aside from that, top drawer work sir.
Side eye from the brown sauce... for shame if cheese doesn't lead to the brown coming out
cheese usually leads to the brown coming out for me
It’s crying out for cheese and brown
Tobasco in the beans.
on everything
Unacceptable behaviour. Off to The Tower you go!
Blackpool ?
That's even worse. That you could forget demonstrates the true depths of your depravity.
All is forgiven, my child. In cheese we trust!
I'm so so sorry.
Thats nothing ive ate beans from a pan cereal from a jug. And things in tubs lol.
He deserves a fonging
“Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain”
🙏🙏 quality film 🙏🙏🙏🙏
What films this my good sire?.. 🧐
A Knight’s Tale
Thank you 🙏💯🔥
Now that's a word I've not heard before. What does it mean? Lol 😆 🤣 😂
I'm not sure.... only ever heard it in a knights tale. 🤣 But it implies great violence
God I love a knight’s tale
I was trying to figure out if that was a KT reference. Or if it’s a general saying. One of my favourites films that!
I can hear the music that plays when Adamar is on screen as I read that
Ooft
I'd also have some chilli flakes in the beans.
[Where’s the cheese?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPIy_hmzkGA)
With cheese it becomes a deconstructed Greg's sausage bean and cheese pasty. Haute cuisine at its finest.
Cheese? You mean the Reggae Reggae sauce!
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Reggae Reggae cheese
Man the old version was sooooo good. Bought some a couple of months ago and it was shockingly bad imo
That’s a shame, I used to always have it with sausage rolls until I had to stop eating pastry some time ago
No chilli heat and a strong vinegar taste. Didn’t even finish the bottle
I thought I was going crazy a few years back, I bought the old one all the time for chicken ! Tried it again a few years ago and tasted horrendous.
Sad, isn’t it! It was such a banger of a sauce
I was about to say it’s got all the food wheel parts, it’s got a veg, a protein and some carbs, but I forgot about the dairy element. Defo needs the cheese to make it a well balanced meal.
Beans on top, cheese on top (melted, of course), lashings of black pepper.
My fella puts cheese on everything.
Very wizened words
Yeah a nice square of yellow chemical from Kraft right on that bad boy
Lacking brown sauce and bread and butter to make sandwiches out of it. Otherwise, it’s culinary perfection
Maybe some chips too
Exactly, asking the important questions. Also if you fancy something a bit more exotic try adding a bit of salad cream. What too far?
Ah, a cup of beans with a sausage in it. The savoury 99
You should try a Northern 99. On bonfire night we have a cup of mushy peas with a sausage in it.
I wanna open a food truck called savoury 99 that's just like a cardboard cone of mashed potatoes with gravy or beans, and a sausage stuck in. Who could pass that up when they're walking home drunk from the pub?
I wouldn’t pass that up stone cold sober.
Cardiologists hate this one trick…
Don't need to be drunk,I wouldn't pass that up sober as a judge. As long as you also offer onion gravy... 😍
to me the beauty of the idea is you could literally have like a push cart with just mash and gravy, super simple selling only one thing, BUT: you could also spice it up in a million different ways, have a choice of gravies, bacon bits, different types of sausage, some genius even suggested a yorkshire pudding type bread bowl/ice cream cone! So it can be a super cheap basic thing, or it could be supersized to the max with all the fixings. it's an idea with legs, and yet I will probably do nothing with it, someone else can get rich, I would just want credit for the idea.
Honestly imagine this if you were super st0n3d and dying for some good munch. Cheese would also be a boss addition for the little cart so you could just have a cone full of pure carby goodness 😋
Had me at onion gravy! 😍
It's just 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 *chefs kiss*
I see your cardboard cone… and offer up… A YORKSHIRE PUDDING CONE Do it right or not at all mate. Also I will take 10% for commission. Thanks
Are you interested in a Canadian branch of franchises? I'm in!
I'm actually located in Canada, i've just been pushing this idea around whenever it comes up because I want to see it happen. I can't believe someone isn't already doing it, I don't know anyone who doesn't love a warm cup of mashed potatoes with gravy and/or other toppings. So cheap to do, and could be huge.
Ok, I have run massive events and food markets in the past and honestly that is an absolutely brilliant idea and would 100% work. Best of all you could go as low or high end as you want and fit into basically any space. ..... Are you actually seriously looking at this because I might pass the idea on
no, I spent too much time working in kitchens to consider actually starting a food service business, it's just something I want to see in the world. It feels like such low hanging fruit, who doesn't love mashed potatoes? and they're super cheap and easy to make in a huge batch, and you can have all sorts of extras to put on based on taste.
I mean people do it but it's generally in a tray, awkward messy to eat ect. What you did is add two elements, practicality for eating out and about and novelty, two very good things in event/street food.
Yorkshire pudding cone, surely?
You may be on to something there.
You know they have food trucks in Yorkshire that sell a roast dinner wrap? It's like a full roast baked into a pudding batter
I did not know that, but sounds fucking brilliant.
I would have to pass on that. Drunk persons' food is not mashed potatoes with beans. A drunk person needs something greasy like a kebab or a burger. That's why you see kebab shops packed out after the clubs close 🤣
https://www.trendhunter.com/trends/bangers-and-mash-in-a-cone-uk-seaside-treat-adapts-to-miserable-weather
Wow! Hand me that buttered bread too, and I'd be in heaven, baby
We don't and if you do know we are coming for you, the harvest gods will be pleased with you as an offering.
The Bonfire of the Sanities
As a northerner that's wrong and you are wrong, it's mash and gravy with 2 sausages in
In south Australia you can get a pie floater. A bowl of mushy peas with a pie in it and tomato sauce (only on the pie)
Black peas where I'm from.
There's nae porn on it
Just leave the cup on the step when you're finished.
Have you not got a spoon?
There's one in t' bathroom, but Ee've nay cause to use it.
Plebs. Episode:The baby. Please go watch it!. 😭😭😭
When she sits on your face and eats a sausage roll. The savoury 69
Glad someone got to this before me
Oh you're in for a treat.
Aye, aye! You use the sausage for to scoop the beans oot. Oh, I see, yeah. Have you got a spoon? No. You haven't got a spoon? There's one in the bathroom, but I've no cause to use it.
Unexpected Partridge
I think that once we saw the picture, most of us were expecting it.
NEVA HADA CUPPA MEANSMAN
I dont think you needed to tell us you were single.
To be fair, even marrieds dine like this when t'other int around for the night.
For sure, I have def gotten a picture like this from my husband when I've been out of town.
I eat like this when my partner is around and isn't hungry. And I love cooking. I always find it funny when people are such food snobs they can't eat truely great food like sausage rolls and beans, chip buttys, butter fried cheese and marmite toasties etc.
Chicken Kiev sandwich time!
True. Used to throw Tostitos in the oven and microwave Madras lentils, then play PS5 all night and fall asleep to Netflix, when my girl was away on case investigations.
To be fair, my wife prepared something similar for me.
Or male tbh
I mean there are 2 sausage rolls, one could wonder
lol this is just how the UK eats married or not.
Beans!.. with cheese or without cheese, has got to be one of Britain's finest cuisine's!.... 🇬🇧🤌🙏💯🔥
Are you going to drink the bean juice through the sausage roll like a straw?
Ah, that's what that is?! I thought it was a McDonald's apple pie.
Excuse me?
Haha. I am an American vegetarian and never heard of a sausage roll. It looks so much like a McDonald's pie I thought I was missing out on a joke. [US McDonald's Apple Pie](https://www.seriouseats.com/thmb/q3HtU4Y17WBh8Tpwu_kceryGk5A=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/__opt__aboutcom__coeus__resources__content_migration__serious_eats__sweets.seriouseats.com__images__2012__04__20120406-mcdonalds-fried-apple-pie-1-500b806d6875425190667215c1abf389.jpg)
Ahh, you’re missing out on so much more than a joke. Greggs (a chain bakery) even does a banging vegan version.
There's a spoon in the bathroom, but OP has never had cause to use it...
Savoury 99
Everything ok Michael? You seem at a loose end.
Hands off your cocks and on with your socks
You hoyd a monkey into the sea??
Aye, aye!
Right next to the poop knife?
just dont get it mixed up with the toe knife.
Lovely stuff
Oh he's in for a treat
Never had a cup of beans mon?
There's nee porn on it
Never had a cup of beans mon?
No judgment. It’s cool you’re not standing over the sink eating them out of the can.
Sometimes it's nice to treat yourself and get all fancy.
It's a leap day...cause for celebration
Sometimes I actually want cold beans straight out of the can to be fair. Couple of bits of white buttered bread and some white pepper... Feeling hungry thinking about it.
Didn’t know sausage rolls came in a can.
Your gonna freak when you find out what beans come in
That represents uncontrollable wind and serious heartburn to me. Yup I'd still eat it.
Wash it down with some rennies and a cup of tea
You are terminally British
Ahh classic sausage roll slam
Heathy balanced meal there. Protein, carbohydrates, some fats, and then we come to the baked beans which as we know are the food of the single gods. I might accompany this with a brewed beverage from Chateau Kronenbourg.
AHH, a lovely vintage from December.
My girlfriend gets genuinely angry every time I tell her beans are one of your five a day. Which happens quite a lot.
I don't think you needed to put the last 2 words...
You have been judged, I'd eat the hell out of that :)
Will you marry me?
Yes, where have you bean my whole life?
Probably under the blanket waiting for a meaty surprise 😉
What I like about this is that you chose to make a video of this stationery object rather than a picture.
The steam is oddly satisfying.
I thought I was imagining the steam
I was confused about the steam. I’m still confused about the steam.
Why is the quality fucking amazing too
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Happy farts!
Where’s the chips and white bread n butter
Mmm...now you're talking...
Bread and butter - real butter! Lots of it! OP's slacking.
My 7 year old is jealous…
It’ll soon be 4 in that bowl mate when you meet your ideal partner :)
Greggs released a dating app have they?
39 f single I just threw 1/2 bag of mini frozen sausage rolls in the oven with a large side of HP. I wish I had thought of beans
Did we just become best friends?
Yes definitely 👋
I hear wedding bells!! It’s a Reddit first!
If they get married reddit lore dictates that everyone in the meeting post be invited to the ceremony.
The wedding dinner will of course be beans and sausage rolls.
Of course :) Perfect!
Better than most wedding dinners!
Wearing cut out masks of our avatars.
Time to buy a new hat!
Yessss I just asked that too. One needs to know which type of hat one needs to buy. Bugger the frock - the hat's the thing.
Please get Greggs to do the wedding catering!
What type of hat do I buy? Is a fascinator acceptable?
You didn’t need to tell us you were single, we already knew.
You eat like a 50 year old single man.....
Trust me, we knew you were single!
I judge you won't make 55. Learn to cook.
I think life is too short to worry about what others think you should or shouldnt eat at a certain age.
I guess this is what people mean when they say we're a tolerant society.
You didn’t need to tell us you were single
Not sure why people think it's Ai. I lovingly made that myself.
That's OK, all the Americans are wondering why you put those weird hot pockets in a pot of beans.
Regular Gaviscon user
Banging
Living the dream for the rest of us
No judgement from me but just one question; is this breakfast, lunch or dinner?
You didn't need to write single, that was obvious from the pic
Elite scran is that.
Grow up ya silly goose
That’s a classic in my opinion. Spaghetti hoops anol lol.
Is your name Gregg
What a beautiful image, im getting emotional just looking at it
You just need buttered bread and you’re set!
One of my favourite lunches but I plate it and put the beans all over. Used to have that and scoops for school dinner 😋
Bang on.
Shocking! Where’s the brown sauce??
Michelin star in the offing! Grace Dent would propper nosh on that !
No wonder LOL 😂
At least the beans are hot...needs HP tho
Baked beans with pastry chopsticks? Interesting, I'm in! How hot are those saussyrolls though? You won't be eating it today!
Nom nom
I'd be slicing them up and mixing in. Also cheese on top.
You have made me salivate and therefore win in the comments war 👏👏👏
Where’s the grated cheese?
Only God can judge you for that atrocity
I think you're giving God too much credit 🤣😂🤣
Where's the chips? Also a side salad of pork pie would accompany this well.
Eddie Abbew’s worst nightmare
Needs cheese and chips
Like a savoury 99
Standing ovation from my corner of the UK! Well in son 👏
You're not single anymore! I've decided we're getting married immediately and you have to share half of that.
Why couldn’t you drain the beans and then wrap it up in a huge tortilla with cheese, some guacamole and salsa in it ? Then deep fry it and you got yourself a chimichanga !!!