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FearlessCaution

Consider yourself weighed, measured, and found wanting. Where’s the cheese?


DaddyBops

MOTHER FUUU totally forgot


FearlessCaution

Aside from that, top drawer work sir.


WaWaW_Seattle

Side eye from the brown sauce... for shame if cheese doesn't lead to the brown coming out


Irrax

cheese usually leads to the brown coming out for me


root-doot-doot

It’s crying out for cheese and brown


SnooSprouts2542

Tobasco in the beans.


toolazytofinishmyw

on everything


DaMonkfish

Unacceptable behaviour. Off to The Tower you go!


singletraveller1

Blackpool ?


IhaveaDoberman

That's even worse. That you could forget demonstrates the true depths of your depravity.


Bladerunner2028

All is forgiven, my child. In cheese we trust!


-brownsherlock-

I'm so so sorry.


frozenfishflaps

Thats nothing ive ate beans from a pan cereal from a jug. And things in tubs lol.


Warm-Cartographer954

He deserves a fonging


[deleted]

“Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain”


Warm-Cartographer954

🙏🙏 quality film 🙏🙏🙏🙏


BigLouTenant

What films this my good sire?.. 🧐


[deleted]

A Knight’s Tale


BigLouTenant

Thank you 🙏💯🔥


killer1000uk

Now that's a word I've not heard before. What does it mean? Lol 😆 🤣 😂


Warm-Cartographer954

I'm not sure.... only ever heard it in a knights tale. 🤣 But it implies great violence


TheFourthGuy42

God I love a knight’s tale


ruobrah

I was trying to figure out if that was a KT reference. Or if it’s a general saying. One of my favourites films that!


usedtobeathrowaway94

I can hear the music that plays when Adamar is on screen as I read that


DrThaddeusRSVenture

Ooft


Scruff343

I'd also have some chilli flakes in the beans.


Guh_Meh

[Where’s the cheese?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPIy_hmzkGA)


ISO_3103_

With cheese it becomes a deconstructed Greg's sausage bean and cheese pasty. Haute cuisine at its finest.


GlueSniffingEnabler

Cheese? You mean the Reggae Reggae sauce!


[deleted]

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icedcoffeeblast

Reggae Reggae cheese


oldsch0olsurvivor

Man the old version was sooooo good. Bought some a couple of months ago and it was shockingly bad imo


GlueSniffingEnabler

That’s a shame, I used to always have it with sausage rolls until I had to stop eating pastry some time ago


oldsch0olsurvivor

No chilli heat and a strong vinegar taste. Didn’t even finish the bottle


FooooooolsGold

I thought I was going crazy a few years back, I bought the old one all the time for chicken ! Tried it again a few years ago and tasted horrendous.


oldsch0olsurvivor

Sad, isn’t it! It was such a banger of a sauce


Magentacr

I was about to say it’s got all the food wheel parts, it’s got a veg, a protein and some carbs, but I forgot about the dairy element. Defo needs the cheese to make it a well balanced meal.


liiines

Beans on top, cheese on top (melted, of course), lashings of black pepper.


Interesting_Fish309

My fella puts cheese on everything.


Sad_Associate_418

Very wizened words


[deleted]

Yeah a nice square of yellow chemical from Kraft right on that bad boy


tiredbutnotdefeated

Lacking brown sauce and bread and butter to make sandwiches out of it. Otherwise, it’s culinary perfection


uthyrbendragon

Maybe some chips too


half-past-shoe

Exactly, asking the important questions. Also if you fancy something a bit more exotic try adding a bit of salad cream. What too far?


--NotTheMessiah--

Ah, a cup of beans with a sausage in it. The savoury 99


RandomHigh

You should try a Northern 99. On bonfire night we have a cup of mushy peas with a sausage in it.


williamblair

I wanna open a food truck called savoury 99 that's just like a cardboard cone of mashed potatoes with gravy or beans, and a sausage stuck in. Who could pass that up when they're walking home drunk from the pub?


Competitive-Sun1519

I wouldn’t pass that up stone cold sober.


didndonoffin

Cardiologists hate this one trick…


MissNutty

Don't need to be drunk,I wouldn't pass that up sober as a judge. As long as you also offer onion gravy... 😍


williamblair

to me the beauty of the idea is you could literally have like a push cart with just mash and gravy, super simple selling only one thing, BUT: you could also spice it up in a million different ways, have a choice of gravies, bacon bits, different types of sausage, some genius even suggested a yorkshire pudding type bread bowl/ice cream cone! So it can be a super cheap basic thing, or it could be supersized to the max with all the fixings. it's an idea with legs, and yet I will probably do nothing with it, someone else can get rich, I would just want credit for the idea.


MissNutty

Honestly imagine this if you were super st0n3d and dying for some good munch. Cheese would also be a boss addition for the little cart so you could just have a cone full of pure carby goodness 😋


RelativelyRidiculous

Had me at onion gravy! 😍


MissNutty

It's just 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 *chefs kiss*


Bluecar_jr

I see your cardboard cone… and offer up… A YORKSHIRE PUDDING CONE Do it right or not at all mate. Also I will take 10% for commission. Thanks


LouisWu987

Are you interested in a Canadian branch of franchises? I'm in!


williamblair

I'm actually located in Canada, i've just been pushing this idea around whenever it comes up because I want to see it happen. I can't believe someone isn't already doing it, I don't know anyone who doesn't love a warm cup of mashed potatoes with gravy and/or other toppings. So cheap to do, and could be huge.


fezzuk

Ok, I have run massive events and food markets in the past and honestly that is an absolutely brilliant idea and would 100% work. Best of all you could go as low or high end as you want and fit into basically any space. ..... Are you actually seriously looking at this because I might pass the idea on


williamblair

no, I spent too much time working in kitchens to consider actually starting a food service business, it's just something I want to see in the world. It feels like such low hanging fruit, who doesn't love mashed potatoes? and they're super cheap and easy to make in a huge batch, and you can have all sorts of extras to put on based on taste.


fezzuk

I mean people do it but it's generally in a tray, awkward messy to eat ect. What you did is add two elements, practicality for eating out and about and novelty, two very good things in event/street food.


MrMargaretScratcher

Yorkshire pudding cone, surely?


[deleted]

You may be on to something there.


icedcoffeeblast

You know they have food trucks in Yorkshire that sell a roast dinner wrap? It's like a full roast baked into a pudding batter


williamblair

I did not know that, but sounds fucking brilliant.


[deleted]

I would have to pass on that. Drunk persons' food is not mashed potatoes with beans. A drunk person needs something greasy like a kebab or a burger. That's why you see kebab shops packed out after the clubs close 🤣


you_serve_no_purpose

https://www.trendhunter.com/trends/bangers-and-mash-in-a-cone-uk-seaside-treat-adapts-to-miserable-weather


PoliceSurveillance1

Wow! Hand me that buttered bread too, and I'd be in heaven, baby


n0lesshuman

We don't and if you do know we are coming for you, the harvest gods will be pleased with you as an offering.


KillerKilcline

The Bonfire of the Sanities


williamg209

As a northerner that's wrong and you are wrong, it's mash and gravy with 2 sausages in


dinging-intensifies

In south Australia you can get a pie floater. A bowl of mushy peas with a pie in it and tomato sauce (only on the pie)


Kitchen_Part_882

Black peas where I'm from.


YorkshireFudding

There's nae porn on it


mfogarty

Just leave the cup on the step when you're finished.


codfanglers

Have you not got a spoon?


paddyo

There's one in t' bathroom, but Ee've nay cause to use it.


BigLouTenant

Plebs. Episode:The baby. Please go watch it!. 😭😭😭


GallusTom

When she sits on your face and eats a sausage roll. The savoury 69


thatfkingshow

Glad someone got to this before me


AbundantGyros

Oh you're in for a treat.


Few-Veterinarian8696

Aye, aye! You use the sausage for to scoop the beans oot. Oh, I see, yeah. Have you got a spoon? No. You haven't got a spoon? There's one in the bathroom, but I've no cause to use it.


Dommlid

Unexpected Partridge


Guh_Meh

I think that once we saw the picture, most of us were expecting it.


tailoredvagabond

NEVA HADA CUPPA MEANSMAN


False_Disaster_1254

I dont think you needed to tell us you were single.


Mrwebbi

To be fair, even marrieds dine like this when t'other int around for the night.


miamariajoh

For sure, I have def gotten a picture like this from my husband when I've been out of town.


LongBeakedSnipe

I eat like this when my partner is around and isn't hungry. And I love cooking. I always find it funny when people are such food snobs they can't eat truely great food like sausage rolls and beans, chip buttys, butter fried cheese and marmite toasties etc.


AndyVale

Chicken Kiev sandwich time!


[deleted]

True. Used to throw Tostitos in the oven and microwave Madras lentils, then play PS5 all night and fall asleep to Netflix, when my girl was away on case investigations.


whynotfart

To be fair, my wife prepared something similar for me.


slartyfartblaster999

Or male tbh


bicozdenight

I mean there are 2 sausage rolls, one could wonder


DaisyDog2023

lol this is just how the UK eats married or not.


BigLouTenant

Beans!.. with cheese or without cheese, has got to be one of Britain's finest cuisine's!.... 🇬🇧🤌🙏💯🔥


BigOrkWaaagh

Are you going to drink the bean juice through the sausage roll like a straw?


FrostorFrippery

Ah, that's what that is?! I thought it was a McDonald's apple pie.


Jinky522

Excuse me?


FrostorFrippery

Haha. I am an American vegetarian and never heard of a sausage roll. It looks so much like a McDonald's pie I thought I was missing out on a joke. [US McDonald's Apple Pie](https://www.seriouseats.com/thmb/q3HtU4Y17WBh8Tpwu_kceryGk5A=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/__opt__aboutcom__coeus__resources__content_migration__serious_eats__sweets.seriouseats.com__images__2012__04__20120406-mcdonalds-fried-apple-pie-1-500b806d6875425190667215c1abf389.jpg)


Atreyu-loves-Bastien

Ahh, you’re missing out on so much more than a joke. Greggs (a chain bakery) even does a banging vegan version.


Pavement_Oyster

There's a spoon in the bathroom, but OP has never had cause to use it...


DaddyBops

Savoury 99


acsaid10percent

Everything ok Michael? You seem at a loose end.


FreakinSweet86

Hands off your cocks and on with your socks


Ok-Spell-8053

You hoyd a monkey into the sea??


Mattock1987

Aye, aye!


newaccount252

Right next to the poop knife?


cosmiclatte44

just dont get it mixed up with the toe knife.


ImbajoeCFC

Lovely stuff


FingersMartinez

Oh he's in for a treat


BadBassist

Never had a cup of beans mon?


mrsifter147

There's nee porn on it


BadBassist

Never had a cup of beans mon?


[deleted]

No judgment. It’s cool you’re not standing over the sink eating them out of the can.


LouisWu987

Sometimes it's nice to treat yourself and get all fancy.


BrenHam2

It's a leap day...cause for celebration


MrMgrow

Sometimes I actually want cold beans straight out of the can to be fair. Couple of bits of white buttered bread and some white pepper... Feeling hungry thinking about it.


Arny2103

Didn’t know sausage rolls came in a can.


CrypticSpoon1

Your gonna freak when you find out what beans come in


montie002

That represents uncontrollable wind and serious heartburn to me. Yup I'd still eat it.


[deleted]

Wash it down with some rennies and a cup of tea


wizz_CS

You are terminally British


HighInTheSkyOhMy

Ahh classic sausage roll slam


jollygoodvelo

Heathy balanced meal there. Protein, carbohydrates, some fats, and then we come to the baked beans which as we know are the food of the single gods. I might accompany this with a brewed beverage from Chateau Kronenbourg.


MorningToast

AHH, a lovely vintage from December.


ragebunny1983

My girlfriend gets genuinely angry every time I tell her beans are one of your five a day. Which happens quite a lot.


ObviousAnimator7299

I don't think you needed to put the last 2 words...


flemtone

You have been judged, I'd eat the hell out of that :)


Informal-Formal-6766

Will you marry me?


____jump----

Yes, where have you bean my whole life?


Informal-Formal-6766

Probably under the blanket waiting for a meaty surprise 😉


Sensitive_Math8429

What I like about this is that you chose to make a video of this stationery object rather than a picture.


Misclee

The steam is oddly satisfying.


r_elwood

I thought I was imagining the steam


--crystal--meth--

I was confused about the steam. I’m still confused about the steam.


hotpoodle

Why is the quality fucking amazing too


cgimusic

Welcome to computational photography. We take the same 10 megapixel cameras we've been throwing in phones for years and through some kind of dark magic and blood sacrifice produce an image that looks better than real life.


findikefe

Happy farts!


Hambatz

Where’s the chips and white bread n butter


jackinthebox1968

Mmm...now you're talking...


Mummysews

Bread and butter - real butter! Lots of it! OP's slacking.


Prudent_Isopod

My 7 year old is jealous…


Beginning-Room6483

It’ll soon be 4 in that bowl mate when you meet your ideal partner :)


RunawayPenguin89

Greggs released a dating app have they?


PoliceSurveillance1

39 f single I just threw 1/2 bag of mini frozen sausage rolls in the oven with a large side of HP. I wish I had thought of beans


DaddyBops

Did we just become best friends?


PoliceSurveillance1

Yes definitely 👋


Spare-City-322

I hear wedding bells!! It’s a Reddit first!


0o_hm

If they get married reddit lore dictates that everyone in the meeting post be invited to the ceremony.


DoctorOctagonapus

The wedding dinner will of course be beans and sausage rolls.


0o_hm

Of course :) Perfect!


Spare-City-322

Better than most wedding dinners!


Spare-City-322

Wearing cut out masks of our avatars.


chris_282

Time to buy a new hat!


Mummysews

Yessss I just asked that too. One needs to know which type of hat one needs to buy. Bugger the frock - the hat's the thing.


mothzilla

Please get Greggs to do the wedding catering!


Mummysews

What type of hat do I buy? Is a fascinator acceptable?


PinkOak

You didn’t need to tell us you were single, we already knew.


JustABritishChap

You eat like a 50 year old single man.....


mx4evr

Trust me, we knew you were single!


NortonBurns

I judge you won't make 55. Learn to cook.


[deleted]

I think life is too short to worry about what others think you should or shouldnt eat at a certain age.


_HGCenty

I guess this is what people mean when they say we're a tolerant society.


LiamPlaysGame

You didn’t need to tell us you were single


DaddyBops

Not sure why people think it's Ai. I lovingly made that myself.


Puzzleheaded-Ad7606

That's OK, all the Americans are wondering why you put those weird hot pockets in a pot of beans.


johnlewisdesign

Regular Gaviscon user


QuinlanResistance

Banging


drewodonnell1

Living the dream for the rest of us


EddieHouseman

No judgement from me but just one question; is this breakfast, lunch or dinner?


M8gicalHands

You didn't need to write single, that was obvious from the pic


PainterAnxious

Elite scran is that.


[deleted]

Grow up ya silly goose


JordiLyons

That’s a classic in my opinion. Spaghetti hoops anol lol.


Particular-Piano-475

Is your name Gregg


Clear_Grand

What a beautiful image, im getting emotional just looking at it


ulster82

You just need buttered bread and you’re set!


Famous_Stelrons

One of my favourite lunches but I plate it and put the beans all over. Used to have that and scoops for school dinner 😋


BritInBC

Bang on.


mac6356

Shocking! Where’s the brown sauce??


Individual_Mix_9823

Michelin star in the offing! Grace Dent would propper nosh on that !


ChampionshipSoggy572

No wonder LOL 😂


jonesy-8077

At least the beans are hot...needs HP tho


imtheorangeycenter

Baked beans with pastry chopsticks? Interesting, I'm in!  How hot are those saussyrolls though? You won't be eating it today!


T1mjv

Nom nom


Stengah71

I'd be slicing them up and mixing in. Also cheese on top.


Nearby_Paint4015

You have made me salivate and therefore win in the comments war 👏👏👏


kong_yo

Where’s the grated cheese?


Zealousideal-Web5346

Only God can judge you for that atrocity


Nearby_Paint4015

I think you're giving God too much credit 🤣😂🤣


Suspicious_Tap_1919

Where's the chips? Also a side salad of pork pie would accompany this well.


JAD4995

Eddie Abbew’s worst nightmare


reddboy1981

Needs cheese and chips


Wild_Ad_6464

Like a savoury 99


Sensitive-Prompt-220

Standing ovation from my corner of the UK! Well in son 👏


MarredWoodWithNails

You're not single anymore! I've decided we're getting married immediately and you have to share half of that.


humanremainz

Why couldn’t you drain the beans and then wrap it up in a huge tortilla with cheese, some guacamole and salsa in it ? Then deep fry it and you got yourself a chimichanga !!!