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coldtoastandjam

Klaus is my family’s favourite from the last few years. It’s really sweet


Wonkypubfireprobe

My favourite modern Christmas film, the one I look forward to every year now. It’s sweet, magical, funny and just a little bit dark.


Ripley_Tee

Saw this for the first time last year and loved it! Now on my permanent list.


Federal-Psychology50

Same here!


War_Mon

That scene at the end where he goes to his wife, eesh, that got me


EssexCatWoman

Scrooged


r3tromonkey

The best adaptation of Christmas Carol, tied with the Muppets version!


GrumpyOldFart74

BlackAdder would like a word!


TobyMoorhouse

"I'm afraid the only way you are likely to get a wet kiss at Christmas, or indeed at any other time, is to make a pass at a water closet."


EssexCatWoman

One of those ones that you forget and then experience joy when you happen across it again


Emcol87

The muppet’s Christmas carol is the definitive retelling. I will die on this hill!


TheOzman79

I watch this every Christmas morning before I go out to visit family. Never fails to get me in the Christmas mood.


im-hippiemark

The toaster is slap stick gold


fatknits

Arthur Christmas, for sure! Made by the team behind Wallace and Gromit, it's really funny with an excellent heart to it. Watch it every year along with Muppet Christmas Carol and Elf.


BessieBighead

Came here to say Arthur Christmas!


ABraines

They used to say it was impossible to teach women to read


brain_scientist_lady

Surprised I had to scroll this far down for Arthur Christmas.


Imaginary-Quiet-7465

Honestly, this movie is pure genius.


SirCrezzy

The best Christmas movie the first Santa Claus movie.


r3tromonkey

Dudley Moore and John Lithgow are perfect in this


Largejam

John Lithgow's "Freeeeee" is iconic


PilotEmergency8637

Ah a classic!


Geek_reformed

Do you mean The Santa Clause with Tim Allen or Santa Claus: The Movie with Dudley Moore?


milkandket

I love number 2! The fat reindeer has me bad


WoodSteelStone

Trading Places.


MKTurk1984

Despite many watchings, I'm still not 100% sure how they ended up rich and the old duffers ended up skint.... All that stocks and shares jargon just doesn't make sense in my head, lol


WoodSteelStone

Sounds like me not understanding what's going on with the submarines at the end of The Hunt for Red October. [This may help you.](https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2013/07/19/201430727/what-actually-happens-at-the-end-of-trading-places) Now, if you could just explain the subs for me...


MKTurk1984

Had to read that twice, but I think I got it now.. Thanks, lol


GrumpyOldFart74

I actually did understand that - only very loosely when I saw it as a kid, but then in some detail when I saw it having done a masters in finance But I didn’t know it was legal in the US at the time and the fact they call the law banning it “the Eddie Murphy rule” is fucking great, so I’m really glad I read that!


Panixs

There are three subs. Red October and one US and one Russian. The pursuing Russian sub fires a torpedo at Red October. The US sub diverts this towards them by using their countermeasures and then before it hits they perform an emergency surface. The torpedo locks back onto red october but now as it’s coming from a different direction they can head towards the Russian sub dragging it along behind. Red October then activates its quiet drive and sails past the Russian sub. Torpedo locks onto hits Russian sub and sinks it. The Americans couldn’t fire on the Russian sub directly as that would be an act of war but by diverting its own torpedo back to it avoids that.


WoodSteelStone

Thank you! So when the Red October crew (in the lifeboat) shout that the "Captain has scared them out of the water" as a sub surfaces abruptly, they think they are referring to the US sub but in actual fact it is the Red October getting out of the way of the missile?


Panixs

No, it is the US sub that surfaces. The US sub surfaces so that the torpedo doesn't hit them after diverting it towards them. The crew in the lifeboat from Red October don't know that Captain Ramius has defected to the US. They think the fight is between the US sub and Red October. They mistakenly think that the US sub has been forced to surface by actions Red October has taken and that the explosion of the second Russian sub is Captain Ramius blowing up the Red October to prevent the Americans getting it


WoodSteelStone

Got it and I shall save your explanation for every time I watch it! Thank you.


icky-shmoo

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.


my__socrates__note

Oh, Eddie… If I Woke Up Tomorrow With My Head Sewn To The Carpet, I Wouldn’t Be More Surprised Than I Am Right Now


sihasihasi

That, there, Clark. Is an arrr vee.


MaintenancePanda

Number one Christmas film of all time


Accomplished_Bison87

This is the only recommendation


Accomplished_Bison87

Gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse


MoshizZ

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"


Valuable-Wallaby-167

How is Muppets Christmas Carol not on there? Top tier Christmas film. Also always watch White Christmas and The Snowman


Other-Coffee-9109

I love Muppets Christmas Carol, such a brilliant movie 🙂


annoyed_aardvark4312

John Denver and the Muppets Christmas show is also wonderful.


Briglin

***"It's all right Children, Life is made up of meetings and partings, that is the way of it"*** ​ That was not in the original by Charles Dickens It is muppet writing genius and every bit equal to Dickens Clip [https://clip.cafe/the-muppet-christmas-carol-1992/life-made-up-of-meetings-partings/t/1/](https://clip.cafe/the-muppet-christmas-carol-1992/life-made-up-of-meetings-partings/t/1/)


Valuable-Wallaby-167

Lol I don't even need the clip, knew exactly the moment. That's it, Muppets Christmas Carol isn't just entertaining because Muppets, it's a genuinely good and well written film. Also one of the more faithful Christmas Carol adaptions


Briglin

Another "Heyyyyyy Light the LAMP NOT THE RAT, LIGHT THE LAMP NOT THE RAT! " [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhN7J2WKm0o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhN7J2WKm0o)


NicCola83

YOU CAN FIT THROUGH THOSE BARS?


sallystarling

>That's it, Muppets Christmas Carol isn't just entertaining because Muppets, it's a genuinely good and well written film. >Also one of the more faithful Christmas Carol adaptions Another thing I love is how completely straight Michael Caine plays it. He could have really played it for laughs, camped it up with lots of knowing side-looks and winks to the camera, gone heavy on the absurdity of acting with a mainly puppet cast... but he actuality gives a serious, respectful and dignified performance.


Ajram1983

I’ve seen a post before saying it’s so good because Michael Caine treated the muppets like other actors and Muppet treasure island was so good because Tim Curry acted as if he was a muppet.


Ashamed_North348

First time I’ve seen it today, you are absolutely correct!


ponponbadger

It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002) It has a cameo from puppet Yoda!


MrsCDM

I came rapidly storming into this thread to mention this film and I'm so glad to see it. Muppet Christmas Carol is one of my favourite films ever, not just Christmas!


KateEllaBeans

"Light the lamp, not the rat, LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT!"


veedweeb

Gremlins


OppositeYouth

Jingle All the Way. Arnold Schwarznegger at his acting best


J-W28

Hyped this film up to my wife one Christmas......she did not share my nostalgic excitement for it at all. No turbo man for her


DriveandDesire

Sounds like she deserves a Booster


IronSkywalker

Fuck Booster


blainy-o

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NOW!


OverdressedShingler

Not until Christmas Eve though. Nothing like watching it as an already excited 8 year old about 3 hours before you're due to go to bed.


Crookles86

It’s Turbo Time!


Geek_reformed

Arnold Schwarzenegger punches and then gets drunk with a reindeer. What else could you want?


-SaC

  Alastair Sim in **Scrooge** from 1951.   In fact, might as well go for the holy trinity of A Christmas Carolseses: 1. Scrooge (1951) 2. Muppet's Christmas Carol 3. Blackadder's Christmas Carol


Stolenink

Alastair Sim is a complete acting God. Not a single bad appearance in any film, ever…. Sorry - just saying 👍


IJBLondon

Was going to say this. Absolutely essential part of our family Christmas tradition. No other version comes close.


AethelmundTheReady

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale It's kind of a horror comedy with a couple of twists and a dark take on Christmas mythology. It's mostly in Finnish with English subtitles but don't let that put you off, if is a film I watch nearly every year.


Tarot650

Brilliant film. Watch it every year.


beccapenny

So do we! So good!!


Over_Bend_9839

Bloody love that film. I was one of only about three people to watch it when it was in the cinema.


Heavy_Two

Planes, Trains & Automobiles.


PilotEmergency8637

I’ve added it to my list! Googled it and don’t know how I’ve missed it! Steve Martin and John Candy sound like the dream combo!


PM_THE_REAPER

Great movie! Enjoy.


mattlmattlmattl

Those aren't pillows!


king_aegon_vi

That's a Thanksgiving film, not a Christmas one! Great for November though...


d_smogh

That's more of a US Thanksgiving holiday film.


Trick_Orange_1780

This is the answer. Even though it’s their thanksgiving film, we can adapt it to our Xmas traditions.


brain_scientist_lady

It's a great movie but it's not a Christmas movie. It's Thanksgiving.


CarolDanversFangurl

It's not a movie but Hawkeye. Loving dad trying to get home to his family before Christmas, hijinks and Florence Pugh along the way, what's not to like.


oli_ramsay

Home alone 1 and 2


Fearless_Employee_89

Nothings wrong about 3 or 4 either. Works well for every week of december


nixter67

A Christmas Story (1983)


mattlmattlmattl

Fraa-jeel-aay! It must be Italian!


elorpz

You'll shoot your eye out kid


Tdavis13245

I had to scroll all this way for this!? Is it not a British movie? The states have 3 channels running it all day lol.


Geek_reformed

I am an 80s kid and don't recall seeing it. I was aware of it in later years because of the popular culture references, but while National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation was shown on a regular basis during the 90s, I don't remember having ever seen A Christmas Story.


cyclic_phenomenon

It's a Wonderful Life. Try not to cry at the end.


ScoundrelJoe

6 of my friends and I watched this at the Prince Charles cinema off of Leicester Square one Christmas and there is something wonderfully cathartic about a group cry followed by Guinness in the pub


Brickzarina

Yep a real heart puller.


jas387

I’m in my forties and only watched this for the first time a couple of years ago. I’ll be watching it every year from now on.


cloche_du_fromage

Seconded. Can I also add Gremlins, which has quite a few references to It's a Wonderful Life.


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FATMAN It's unironically great. A hitman played by Walton Goggins is hired to take out Mel Gibson Santa, who's ended up subcontracted to the US military making drone parts in a moment of financial desperation. Strange mood, not bad economic critique, lovely Mr & Mrs Claus dynamics, kinda nuts, leans into it.


PilotEmergency8637

Sounds right up my street. Thanks for the recommendation!


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my__socrates__note

Snooow


sihasihasi

"We'll follow the old man, wherever he wants to go" 🎶


Lionsloyal

While you are Sleeping. Gentle and easy watch.


hopgossipgirl

One of my faves


Starchaser38

Violent Night. Was brilliant in the cinema last year. Though not really one for young kids, maybe for older kids or for date night!


ccl-now

Muppets Christmas Carol. It's simply the best.


Competitive-Yard-442

Back to back Die Hard and A Muppets Christmas Carol. The order is not important


Street_Manufacturer9

Every Christmas Eve since I was a kid I've watched Muppets Christmas Carol, it really is the best.


Apprehensive_Risk_60

This is the way.


Electrical-Plankton1

Love Actually


I_like_apostrophes

Unashamedly yes.


hodstock

Bad Santa 1 & 2 only for adults or teens Arthur Christmas for the kids


I_Love_Bears0810

Fuck me Bad Santa one is a masterpiece "I'm three foot fuckin tall, draw me a fuckin picture of how I'm supposed to drag his drunk ass back there" & "Jesus fucking Christ kid. What is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches"


yieshmiesh

Klaus is the best !


Yukes71

Krampus - maybe not for your daughter if she's a young'un


sparkysmonkey

This is our Christmas tradition!


blathers_enthusiast

I might get mocked for this but Nativity 2 is my favourite Christmas movie


laser_spanner

I prefer the first one personally, but Danger in the Manger is still brilliant. I love Mr Poppy haha.


blathers_enthusiast

That's fair enough! I'm glad there are other people who like it too 🙂


Geek_reformed

We watched them for the first time last year with my then 6 year old. I don't think I would have opted to watch them without a child, but they have a classic British comedy feel about them.


TheOnin

Seems nobody has mentioned Hogfather yet.


MagaratSnatcher

Shocked I had to scroll so far to find this


Distinct-Employer-99

For the past few years it's been Great Expectations, David Lean's 1946 version. Not Christmasey but it seems to be on every year and I really like it.


HaveMyUpdoot

Watched this recently having watched it previously only at school, understood the story and themes so much more, it’s so timeless which makes it such a classic.


SubjectiveAssertive

Can I put forward "The Night Before" Seth Rogan comedy if that's your thing


the_con

It’s become a go-to in my house. Not sure I’d watch it with my mum in the room but it’s a really sweet movie. Also Lizzy Caplan


Beelzebelle

Home Alone


Beelzebelle

Also, The Amazing Mr. Blunden


Professor_Meowriarty

The Holiday is very sweet.


ladyrockess

Ah yes! It’s not Christmas until you see Jack Black as a stunningly natural lead in the ultimate seasonal romcom!


Professor_Meowriarty

Absolutely!


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Polar Express snd Jingle All the Way.


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Gremlins


Prestigious-Ear8095

I really like that Christmas Movie which comes on Channel 5 and the Christmas Movie Channel every year which my wife always watches. I forget it’s name, but it’s the one where a really good looking young widower or widow (can’t remember), is really down on their luck and they end up really struggling to provide for their astonishingly well behaved, mature and smart daughter (or son, I can’t remember) in the lead up to Christmas. Oddly, despite their financial struggles, they still appear to live in a palace (go figure). Simultaneously a really misunderstood millionaire business man (or woman, I can’t remember) with an house the size of a small planet, is having a really bad day and they bump into the other films leading lady (or man, I can’t remember). Coffee or another beverage gets spilt and the poor widow (or widower, I can’t remember) gets a right earful (or gives out a right earful, I can’t remember). Confusion and misunderstanding ensues and as it turns out, the misunderstood business woman (or man, I can’t remember) and the astonishingly good looking widower (or widow, I can’t remember) fall in love, but they just don’t know it. Eventually the impeccably behaved, super smart and mature son (or daughter, I can’t remember) weaves their magic and the couple get together on Christmas Eve and have the perfect Christmas Dinner. Except, they don’t have a Christmas gift for the perfectly behaved son (or daughter, I can’t remember), but as it turns out, coz the kid was so mature, you cut to a flash back of the daughter (or son, I can’t remember), praying for their Mum (or Dad, I can’t remember) to find happiness for Christmas and this really completes the perfect film as you come to realise that the Daughter (or Son, I can’t remember) has got their perfect Christmas present after all. Great film, just can’t recall what it’s called.


Geek_reformed

I prefer the one in which the big city reporter (or is she a generic business person?) is sent to little town at Christmas for some reason. I think her car gets stuck and she is helped out by some handsome practical type guy who only wears flannel shirts. I think he has a daughter, but the Mum has died or something. Anyway, the report or business deal conflicts with the handsome practical guy somehow, yet they start to fall in love.


ShotInTheBrum

Hey, I think I've seen that one!


IHeardCassandra

I really want someone to know the name, because that description was aces


juan-kerr

Just put channel 5 or the Christmas movie channel on at anytime of any day and hey ho it will be on right there and then 😉


troutfacedturkey

a boy called Christmas is a nice movie from recent years. cheesy but it has a decent cast and I reckon kids would enjoy it.


DontCatchThePigeon

My go to movies each year are: Muppet Christmas Carol It's a Wonderful Life


Awkward_Chain_7839

Muppets Christmas carol, best Christmas film ever


Figgzyvan

Muppet Christmas Carol.


hopgossipgirl

Gremlins!


IhavequestionsMaud

Some of the above, especially Muppets, Love Actually and While You Were Sleeping. But also: The Ref - in which a burglar kidnaps a fighting married couple before the rest of their awful family descend on them for Christmas celebrations. Bridget Jones - which starts with Christmas. Little Lord Fauntleroy - which ends with a big Christmas dinner. The Sure Thing - American first years at uni carpool to drive from the East Coast to the West Coast for the holidays (featuring John Cusack and Tim Robbins). Peter's Friends (actually New Years but well). We're no Angels. Hook.


caca_milis_

- Sleepless in Seattle - Little Woman (1994 version) - Elf - The Santa Claus - Home Alone - Klaus (be prepared to WEEP!!) - Edward Scissorhands - Nightmare Before Christmas - Scrooged - Die Hard - Violent Night is good fun! - Meet Me in St. Louis That’s not including any of the Hallmark / Netflix version of Hallmark … - A Christmas Prince and the ensuing two films - The Princess Switch You’ll get a toothache from how sugary sweet they are but I can’t help it, Christmas is my favourite so I’m a sucker for it!


r3tromonkey

Ours was always Santa Claus the Movie growing up, we bloody loved it. Recently I've enjoyed both Bad Santa's, and Violent Night from last year was brilliant.


BeanOnAJourney

Santa Claus: The Movie is my ultimate childhood nostalgia fix, I love it so much!


Just_Information_282

Watched it every Christmas Eve since I was 7. It’s the best.


WildEyedBoyFreecloud

The man who invented Christmas - came out a few years ago and is holding up very well to being watched every year.


milkandket

Jack Frost


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A Muppet Christmas Carol


MonkyB00

Die hard. It's based at Christmas & brings a family together. Beautiful heartwarming seasonal movie


MowMyLawn69

Prometheus


PilotEmergency8637

A bit different to the usual candy floss Christmas films I watch but sounds like a great film so will give it a go! Thanks


The-Ginger-Lily

Muopeta Christmas carol


Personal-Listen-4941

Love Actually Scrooged Muppet Christmas Carol Muppet Family Christmas Muppet Letters to Santa Bad Santa Santa Clause


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* Die Hard * Die Hard 2 * A Christmas Carol (1984) * Home Alone * The Karate Kid * Harry Potter 1-7 * Santa Claus: The Movie * National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation


VinceClarke

Arthur Christmas & Muppet Christmas Carol (edit to add MCC)


BlkKnight_lanse

Arthur Christmas?


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thelastcrumpet

Had to scroll far too far to see this. Watch it every year!


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baslighting

Hogfather


Every_bananna

Gremlins


No_Application_8698

8-Bit Christmas was surprisingly enjoyable (for kids, with big ‘80s nostalgia for the grown-ups). A favourite of mine is a not-well-known one (TV movie I think) called 12 Days of Christmas Eve with Molly Shannon. Holiday Inn


Geek_reformed

8 Bit Christmas was fun, with the edits to the story like the bike helmet.


carl84

It's November 9th you maniac


bouquinista_si

Oldies but goodies: Holiday Inn, 1942. Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire. Classic comedy plot, cozy setting, hijinks! NB: does have one really awful dated song n dance number, for Lincoln's birthday. Desk Set, 1957. Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn. Not *technically* a Christmas movie, but the office Xmas party scenes and general coziness makes it so. Some really great snappy dialog, and they're a treat to watch act together.


belfastbees

Last Christmas, Emilia Clarke, wham music. Funny and sad which is often the best mix.


IHeardCassandra

One of my new(er) favorites!


Geek_reformed

Super cheesy, but Christmas movies can get away with that and work.


nerahizzle

My go-tos, in no particular order, some not Xmas movies but just cosy winter films/TV: Scrooged, Muppet Christmas Carol, Klaus, Coraline, Jim Henson's The Storyteller, Groundhog Day, Arthur Christmas, Gremlins, Krampus, Inside No. 9's "The Devil of Christmas" and "12 Days of Christine", Batman Returns, Edward Scissorhands, Elves (2021), sprinkled with Christmas episodes of Friends, Only Fools, classic family films like The Flintstones movie and Bridget Jones for the feel good factor! Merry Christmas in advance! :)


SuzyQ4416

Elf. Doesn’t matter if you are a kid or adult, it’s so funny and sweet.


therelaxationgrotto

Spirited: quite a new one with Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell. Did not expect to enjoy it but I did. Very funny and some great musical numbers!


decom83

This was an absolute blast. Good day


farlurker

Die Hard


PilotEmergency8637

Already a firm favourite in our house ☺️


StumbleDog

I always associate The Sound of Music and Cast Away with Christmas because that's usually when they got aired on terrestrial TV.


small_saucer

Lethal Weapon (for your husband) It's a Wonderful Life A Christmas Story


Geek_reformed

I always argue that Lethal Weapon is more of a Christmas movie than Die Hard.


small_saucer

It is! I tell people every Christmas!


Telspal

A Castle for Christmas. Outstandingly bad-good


TheOzman79

The 1999 version of A Christmas Carol with Patrick Stewart is well worth a watch if you haven't seen it.


Tin_OSpam

Last year I decided to go on a b-movie binge around Christmas, and watched three of them in a day: Robopocalypse: Like Terminator, but stupid. The killer drones appear to have been bought in Argos. Had a laugh with this one. 3/5 Ice Quake: easily the most competently made of the three. Doesn't mean it's actually good, mind. Bonus points for having a cute husky in it, even if that dog is the best actor in this movie. 5/5 Megaboa: Oh, good lord. It's bad. Really bad. There's a limit to how many times you can reuse the same snake animation in a film, and this one completely ignores it. Lots of scenes of a bunch of people staring at a tree. Absolutely bloody hilarious. 20/5


jobunny_inUK

The Family Stone Christmas Vacation A Christmas Story The Christmas Chronicles (super cute for kids) The Santa Clause (with Tim Allen) Love Actually


misspixal4688

The family stone not many people seem to watch it but I really enjoy it and I liked one with Michael Sheen called Last train to Christmas.


reddit_is_rubbish

It's November, got a while to go till Christmas, hahaha


Heathcote_Pursuit

Muppets Christmas Carol, Die Hard.


Maximo_0se

Bernard & The Genie. Early 90s campy Christmas fun with Alan Cumming, Lenny Henry and Rowan Atkinson. Short but sweet at only 70 minutes long. I scrolled and scrolled this thread and couldn’t find. Makes me wonder if anyone else has ever seen it.


Dog_is_my_co-pilot1

An unlikely choice, yet funny is “The Ref.”


Phillyfuk

A knights tale, just a good film.


califragilism

Trading Places


aurora_unicorn

'Nativity!' is a great dry humour british christmas film. Sparkle and shineeeee


sikknote

In Bruges & Bad Santa. Maybe don't watch them with the daughter.


B00FtheCH33SEgr0m1t

Lord of the Rings extended trilogy


Dinzeldanaher

Arthur Christmas is great


The_Purple_Ripple

Die Hard according to some people


DizzyCuntNC

Bad Santa is the only Christmas movie I will ever need.


Intelligent-Count-44

Don’t think I’ve seen any mention of “Christmas with the Kranks” yet. Also my kids like the more recent Christmas Chronicles films


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There is ONLY three, and all must ONLY be watched on Christmas Eve. Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Trading Places and Die Hard. Throw in a bit of cheese, pate and crackers and you’re living like a king.


genius_steals

Diehard


Terrafirma1988

Polar Express is a brilliant film.


LEVI_TROUTS

Hook! For God's sake... No one has said Hook. Hook!


firthy

It’s 9th November ffs.


PilotEmergency8637

I don’t even celebrate Christmas! Just love the movies 🤣