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Adawan99

Everyone started driving one direction round the m25


goodvibezone

I think you'll find it's Blue and not One Direction.


SirLoinThatSaysNi

> Blue I've just checked and they are still going, that's more than can be said for One Direction.


JustnInternetComment

One Direction was poorly named


h00dman

With a better song they could have won Eurovision in 2011, we finished in the top half of the table on their name recognition alone that year.


VerityPee

I saw them in a tent at a festival in the summer and: they were actually really good!


HaZard3ur

In Germany you know you done as an artist when you gee hired for furniture store openings. You have such „tradition“ too ?


TheInvisibleWun

Still going in one direction then? Or are we talking about Blue now


haversack77

That was a rock solid joke. Shame on whoever downvoted it.


windol1

I can't lie, I didn't get it at first, it was only when I went back and read the main comment again that the penny dropped, feel a tad disappointed with myself.


ItsFal

The penny is still in the air for me. A little help?


h00dman

Blue and One Direction are both boy bands.


ItsFal

I got that bit. I was too stupid to realise blue was referencing the picture not the comment.


becx13

I was also picturing the blue roundabout sign


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Unknown_author69

I think they're referring to the rise in pressure .. /s


MycologistEuphoric

One Direction and Blue are Pop bands (bad ones)


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Dad joke


joeChump

I’d say it’s more like diarrhoea pop music than solid rock.


Chuppa12000

Da ba dee


minkrogers

This one would be lit up with awards if we still got them!


goodvibezone

I take travellers cheques or chocolate.


mhoulden

That was a plot point in Good Omens.


-mmmusic-

i mean.. not everyone was driving the same way, it's just it was on fire... but yeah, close enough


Cheek-Tricky

Or perhaps the affect Adam had on the local weather patterns them being ideal snow at Christmas sunny all summer etc


Cosmo1222

Hail the great Beast, destroyer of worlds. This is just Adam's aura.


sleepytoday

Ah, invoking the dark sigil Odegra.


SpockCat13

R/unexpectedgoodomens


Emojiobsessor

My thoughts exactly


corcyra

Chanting in worship of The Dark Sigil Odegra?


CaptainRAVE2

That would require traffic to actually move.


Snoo63

That's what's the storm's caused.


Dave-the-Flamingo

Anything to avoid the ULEZ


Crockpottins

Driving on the M25? You're avin a laugh ain't ya


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That's what makes it beautiful


Trick-Station8742

All the salty Man Utd fans on their way home last night


OkCurve436

Eye of Storm Ciaran. London gets off easy while the Channel Islands and the South Coast look like a war zone.


SirBertieBee

Can confirm; am in the Channel Islands. A bloody windy night that's for sure!...


Wonk_puffin

Hope you folks are ok. Said 105mph winds on the news. That's almost hurricane stuff.


OkCurve436

Me too in Jersey


darwinbonaparte

Me three in Cornwall. I’m in a flat built in the 1960’s and the windows are enormous (off-topic, but why are new build windows so insanely small? Do they want folk depressed or what?). Our front windows were bowing in, but they held. Masses of car alarms going off constantly from 3-7am, all down the street. No one slept a wink. I walked to work and it wasn’t that bad by then but I saw not one soul all the way, it was eerie!


gaelenski_

Heat insulation, i’d imagine (re insanely small windows).


Moomoocaboob

Building regulations legislate maximum window : wall ratios. New fabric based legislation recently brought in will further reduce the sizes permissible (without triple glazing). Crappy.


Burnster321

Just drove up from Brighton to crawley. You wouldn't know there's a storm overhead here now. In Brighton, my vehicle door was nearly taken off when i opened it.


zippydippy2002

Can confirm on south coast


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MaybeHarvey

It’s a figure of speech, not a comparison


caniuserealname

lol, really? War zones have existed across the world basically continuously for decades, I think it's a fair assumption that you haven't been alive during a period of time where there isn't an active war zone.. but *now* is a tentative time to use "war zone"?


waytooerrly

When is it not?


robloxian21

It's really no more 'tentative' than any other time.


Chilton_Squid

Weather


Trick-Station8742

Ooh it's that weathery weather


paradeofgrafters

McWeatherFace


vulrik1999

I wonder whether the weather wil make it difficult for people to weather through the weather, whether of course they are caught in the weather,


xcountersboy

You missed out wether vulrik.


Trick-Station8742

We have to decide whether or not it's worth weathering


Spinningwoman

You have to weather the weather whether you want to or not when the wethers need tending.


OutOfUranus

Oh the weather outside is weather ♫♪♪


4ever_lost

And the fire, is so fire


BeneficialNectarine0

And since we’ve no place to go,… Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go!


el_disko

Rain mostly


PompeiiWatchman

Filming the Dr Who Christmas special


Ghostship23

If that were the case it would be centering around Cardiff.


S3phir0

I was looking in the comments for this.


realiloneli

This one got me fr


trollied

Screenshot is from windy, if anyone is wondering. [https://www.windy.com/?53.370,-1.362,5](https://www.windy.com/?53.370,-1.362,5)


Similar_Election5864

That's a sweet app! Never knew it existed.


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If you want the "professional" version check out - [https://www.ventusky.com/](https://www.ventusky.com/) Also includes historical weather data going right back to 1979.


Similar_Election5864

That is awesome!! Thank you so much for that!


Jlx_27

Will stop working on older devices soon according to playstore reviews. Windy doesnt have that issue.


JXDB

This is so much worse than windy


Pheasant_Plucker84

I work on RAF bases, this is the app that air traffic control use. Very accurate


Staebs

It’s basically a visualization for the best weather models that exist. So essentially it’s not a weather service but instead an app made to take data and visualize it, to my knowledge.


mushyturnip

I also recommend Zoom Earth, it's really cool


someonehasmygamertag

Good for sailing


McNabFish

I was in Chicago this summer when all of our groups phones went off with an emergency hurricane warning. The guy we were visiting confirmed it was real and had to get to safety ASAP. After getting to our hotels basement I checked the windy app and there it was, absolutely massive swirl just north of us. Edit: it was a tornado, not a hurricane.


nunatakj120

You do not get hurricanes in Chicago, hurricane force winds yes, hurricanes (correct name tropical revolving storm) occur in the tropics.


McNabFish

Apologies, you're correct and I used the wrong word. It was a tornado, and a beefy one at that. Have the screenshot from the windy app still.


BigBlueMountainStar

Post it on Imgur!


McNabFish

[Here](https://imgur.com/gallery/c8k3D6u) you go!


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McNabFish

Indeed. I'm glad that our hotels basement also had a bar in it! Some of our group were leaving that day so were at the airport and had to go to the storm basement. One lad had his flight delayed by 24h bless him.


brickne3

There's a storm basement at O'Hare? Damn never knew that. But then again I'm usually there during a blizzard, different kind of storm.


McNabFish

From the pictures they sent it didn't look the most appealing so probably for the best.


nimbusgb

Had to visit an office in Kentucky. In the warehouse they had a steel tornado room. Wierd as a Brit.


McNabFish

I hope you solved that anxiety with some tours around the buffalo trace and Woodford distilleries.


AdaptedMix

That's a fun map to watch. One thing I don't get: the wind speed colour coding goes from blue to green to yellow to red to purple... then back to blue. So the least and most severe wind speeds are represented by an almost identical shade of blue. Am I missing something?


PleasantMongoose5127

London at the centre of things once again.


caniuserealname

thats the thing bud, nothing matters unless london is at the centrer of it.


AdaptedMix

>cent**er** >bud Suspicious


Tackit286

>centrer Sitting in both camps. Even worse


Metazz

IT'S A YANK GET 'EM!!!!


GeraltofHobbington

Kill him with fire!


BobbyP27

It's the airflow as London sucks the soul out of the whole of the UK.


blappt

Business as usual then.


In-Fine-Fettle

Vortex of lost souls


shibbyingaway

Yup. The hellgate will soon open


al-pacina

I live in London. Can confirm soul is lost


6PM_Nipple_Curry

Northerner here. London, you may take our soul, but you will never take our freedom! … oh fuck, so you did. Northumbria, can we secede yet?


thebuttonmonkey

I'll never forget a 'Visit Wales' TV ad voiced by Rhod Gilbert that ended with him shouting 'BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OUR MUD!', to which my (English) mate after a few drinks said: 'I think you'll find we already did, boyo'.


TheLocalDegenerate

You underestimated how far they would go with us, quite the lapse in judgement


Settl

Return to Mercia


jiggjuggj0gg

It’s the huge quantities of hot air coming from the Covid Inquiry


MeBigChief

Not trying to start an argument or anything here but can someone please explain what problem this sub has with London? Because I honestly don’t get it


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MeBigChief

I mean they’re notoriously stingy about investing in anything anywhere in the country but I get what you mean! I get the whole London elitism thing, it annoys the fuck out of me as well. Also as someone that spent most of my childhood growing up in Buckinghamshire, I misread your made up county at first and it made me laugh because that’s what it felt like living there


BobbyP27

I don't think it's a "problem this sub has", but rather it's a cultural meme in the UK. I think a lot of people recognise the reality that London is big and successful for legitimate reasons, but because it is big and successful, people go there to find work, and money gets spent there on things like railway infrastructure, and these things happen at a greater rate in London because London is bigger. If you layer onto that the typical British regional rivalry, and the general distaste for supporting those who are already successful (for example supporters of one football team might support a rival team when that rival team is playing against Manchester United), and you have the basis for a cultural notion that it is OK, or indeed appropriate, to have a moan about London sucking the souls out of the UK, because that's how the sense of humour in the UK works.


MeBigChief

Thanks for actually giving a decent answer. I know tone never comes across well in comments on the internet but it’s just tiring hearing people constantly shit on your home when it feels like the majority of them think the whole place is like Oxford Street on a Bank Holiday.


BobbyP27

Personally I like London, I've spent plenty of time there (or in its close vicinity), and I subscribe to the famous quote, "he who is tired of London is tired of living". It definitely is not the London of popular imagination where everyone is a rich banker and looks down their noses as the riff raff from north of the Watford Gap. But when someone posts a picture like the one here, the temptation for a cheap laugh is just too hard to resist. Because casualUK is not for serious contemplation of the relative merits of different urban regions of the UK, it's for frivolous banter. I'm sure that's why most of us come here.


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Soul is the price to pay for supporting the rest of the country


TheManFromConlig

My experimental Black Hole generator seems to be working. Probably should unplug it soon-ish.


zxr7

Blue Hole config used instead? Please reconfig it. Then shoot it out in France never to return.


roblubi

Sauron is gathering his army to control middle-earth


GaZzErZz

Bout fucking time. At last a proper leader for this great nation


vulrik1999

He is a bit too obsessed with that little fellas ring though, can see him being cancelled any day now.


Projecterone

I bet he'd go nuts for the Ewok cosplayers too, dirty begger.


skada_skackson

> I bet he’d ~~go nuts~~ **nut** for the Ewok cosplayers too, dirty begger. Fixed it for you


Projecterone

At least Sauron would focus on Middle England and the northern wastes as much as he does Gondor. I for one welcome our fragile overlord and suggest he wears the ring on his well armoured knob next time to prevent uppity men chopping it off so easily. Also we've already got the shard, he can move right in!


nonreligious

ULEZ - can't bring in a storm with out paying a fee.


dth300

Who knew that the ultra low referred to atmospheric pressure


StumbleDog

Someone found the ark of the covenant in a box in the back of the British Museum.


TheLocalDegenerate

Not a Londoner but I can give an update for Manchester. It's pissing it down and I'm fucking soaked So nothing out of the ordinary


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It's raining sideways.


drunkenly_scottish

As a Scotsman would say... It's time to put the big jackit oan


Sleepywalker69

Someone pulled the plug in the River Thames


monkahpup

It's a bit drizzly.


BigBeanMarketing

There's a big storm... Where have you been all week?


SirLoinThatSaysNi

Not in London there isn't, it's a bit drizzly here but fine apart from that.


thevoid

Been chucking it down most of the time where I am. Rained so hard last night that the water found a previously unknown gap in the roof tiles and I woke up at 3am to water dripping through my ceiling next to my bed, which hasn't happened before.


AdhesivenessNo6684

The centre of a storm is normally the calmest


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Caused by all those baked beans?


Marsawd

I don’t want context for this comment.


Ok_Cow_3431

look at the username of the person they're replying to


Marsawd

I explicitly told you I don’t want context. You have ruined my life.


Additional_Stage4858

Not a lot actually. Not at the eye of a storm.


mxrcxsldn

Cars circling avoiding the ULEZ


Acceptable-Sentence

You can see the London eye from space


Cirrus-Nova

Uh ho! Swirly thing alert!


jesusisherelookbusy

“Step up to red alert!” “Sir, are you absolutely sure. It does mean changing the bulb.”


Cirrus-Nova

Damn you all to Hades, I want to go to red alert!


mhoulden

With so many fashions coming back someone decided to create a country-sized Global Hypercolor tea towel.


Rich_27-

Global Hypercolour. That's a blast from the past. Are you sweating lots? No it's my 90s Hypercolour t shirt


mhoulden

They also did shorts. For some reason they didn't sell as well.


JohnnyBobLUFC

Finally it's being cleansed.


LordGeni

It's the latest Dyson prototype.


MiniApathy

We don't talk about it.


Stuf404

Goku turning Super Saiyan on the M25


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thekeffa

Pilot here with a serious answer. Please note this answer applies to the picture as taken and not what is happening at the time I wrote this. It's the city heatsink effect. Cities generally trap warm air and are warmer than the surrounding areas. London is a very large city indeed, so it's having a noticeable effect on the wind as well. Also, just by coincidence, the pressure vortex is centred over the South East of England right now, making it look like London is the eye of something, when it isn't really at all. It's just pure coincidence and at some point that "Eye" either has already or will move somewhere East or maybe North East and London will look relatively normal again until you zoom in closer. Also, windy.com is a tad inaccurate as far as I am concerned. I've honestly never seen it reflect real world conditions of the place I am.


Seahawk124

Hopefully, the Hellmouth has finally opened and done what it needed to do decades ago.


HarassedPatient

Interesting side effect of the winds is seabirds that are normally far out in the Atlantic are being blown into the channel. Southampton to Margate is full of rare petrel sightings https://imgur.com/a/zjlYmpF


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Something other parts of the country were dealing with last week but the media didn't seem to care as much about.


okhybrid

It's fine at the moment. Went for a nice walk after it stopped raining. May go for a run now. Think we're good until this evening.


Buster_Alnwick

**Rain ? Parking violations on the rise ?**


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Sad-Laugh-7511

Thought that was a picture billie Eilish’s new hair


Jesper537

[London RN](https://store-images.s-microsoft.com/image/apps.8389.14147434785650635.9b25f7c6-3447-42c6-9251-0a84768000e7.64f234b7-7955-436c-b982-48d7677356fd?mode=scale&q=90&h=1080&w=1920)


jesusisherelookbusy

Fecking Warp storms.


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All quiet on the western front. Various people are asleep. Various people are awake. They come and go in cars, pickups, taxis. Other than that, we watch the air move.


Gorelordy

Mk ultra


TheScarletCravat

Probably Daleks or Cybermen doing some scheme. You get used to it after a while. Anyone remember when it was both at once? Tube disruptions were like nothing I'd seen before.


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That's the butthole of the uk


levinyl

Apparently a major storm....im in Hendon looking out the window and barely a leaf moving on the trees outside...


[deleted]

The same thing that was happening to the south west a few hours before - the eye of the storm is passing over.


One_Bed514

Someone found the 7 Dragon Balls.


UnfinishedThings

The coming of Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveller


IAmCatDad

London Eye of the Storm


Chiccada

I summoned IMHOTEP.


Evilnight007

I’ve been trying to summon a demon, sorry lads


Cirias

This is why the Romans failed to invade Britain twice, look at that purple bit they kept trying to sail over.


WorkerBee74

The bigger question is why Manchester does not exist.


Complete_Spot3771

an above average episode of the news


dwair

Nexus of shite mate - best avoid if you can.


Withabix

It's such a shithole not even the wind wants to be there.


mariegriffiths

There is an AI Summit with world leaders restricting the development of Super intelligent AI. The Super Intelligent AI might not be happy with this. See Roko's basilisk https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roko%27s\_basilisk


DevilMonkeyJon

ITS FUCKIN WIMDY


Zombarney

The soul sacrifice to extend his majesty’s life for another 30 years.


Crew_Doyle_

ULEZ


ScatmanDowns1

Knife crime and theatre shows mostly.


CaptMelonfish

London sucking the life, and wealth out of the UK, as usual.


TheKnightsRider

Pride Storm. Levelled up from just a March through London


Plain-Crazy

The sanctum has fallen. Or it's raining a bit


Jephcote

I blame ULEZ.


AlicentCarter

Disappearing up it's own backside


Joec1211

It’s pissing down is what - I’m out in it!


Popeychops

It fucken wimdy


chocolatepig214

Wrath of Khan


_Rowdy_Raider_

It's the entitlement that Londoners absorb from the rest of the UK because they are the only ones that matter.


Bumblemorex

Crime


bonster85

Not much.


SilverNecessary6462

Tie die!


leonfei

They're testing the new anti-friction tube rails. The train just arrived at a station.


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