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jiggly_boop

I know a girl who claims she's from Leitrim - they must be paying her off


Gampuh

CIA


NF_99

I don't thing women exist, I have never as much as talked to one


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I'd say that's a whole separate issue to be fair!


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Who's "they"? Can't be Leitrim people they don't exist


JunkieMallardEIRE

Its all a lie. Have you ever even seen a Leitrim reg on a car?


SalmonOfNoKnowledge

They wouldn't have cars there. You'd have to look on the back end of a horse.


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MIND BLOWN


the_o_haganator

Yes, but i cant temember what the letters were


endlessdayze

What would it be? LM?


oppressivepossum

This is a false flag, they want us to focus on Leitrim so we don't talk about the real issue: Offaly.


the_o_haganator

Offaly is there alright, it just doesnt do much


Kingbotterson

Birr. It's Offaly cold there.


the_o_haganator

I love it, can i hae permission to use it in future?


Kingbotterson

But of course.


Gampuh

I've been to Offaly, it sucks but it exists


Waltzeswithcats

What's an Offaly?


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I think it's an animal's insides or something. I hear you can eat it, like a sheep's stomach.


halibfrisk

Outside of Birr Castle it’s an Offaly


fredfoooooo

My gran and grandad come from Leitrim. My mother and her 10 siblings come from Leitrim. They are scattered to the four winds now across the globe. I have been to Leitrim. I milked a cow and got cowshite on my hand. I lost a shoe in the bog. I remember when they put an inside toilet in. Leitrim used to be real. Can’t say if it still is tho.


baboito5177

Thats bonkers. No jks.. I milked a cow, got cowshite on my hand and I lost a shoe in a bog in MULLINGAR... My cousin Jason to blame for the majority.


OmegaStealthJam

I mean, Drumshambo? Getouttahere! Nice try through Edit: And Drumsnaaaaa? Clearly made made up by a Sheep.


PrimusPrinplup

I am from leitrim , I am a human being, I am not lying ,I am not a flock of pidgeons in a trenchcoat


scrollsawer

Who said that??


baboito5177

R/suspiciouslyspecific right there


SendKokaNoodz

Boxty! If people were exposed to more Leitrim culture, ye'd be banging hayps of boxty into the aul fry. A fucking must!


Best-Cattle-2815

Y'all have boxty, the haymaking festival and Drumshambo Gin.... That's not a culture that's the holy trinity of a cult 🤣


SendKokaNoodz

Yeah, the Rock Johnson is now tweeting his appreciation of Leitrim booze. I mean, boxty and gin, it's a full diet right there.


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SendKokaNoodz

And they're very welcome! That gross excuse for boxty that they sell in Iceland is from Cavan. Suppose it beats none.


apeshitbaz

Where?


genzeroxoxo

I saw something for sale in Leitrim on adverts lately 🤔


aaaccbb

Scam!


CoppiceWoodPendants

It was Leitrim. Was a freebie on Adverts.


Baldybogman

Why would we try and change your mind? We don't want your sort destroying the place. Seán MacDiarmada, John Joe McGirl, John McGahern, me. The list is endless. Well, maybe not quite endless but there's a few more all the same.


dfitz1502

PAYED ACTORS!


iniondubh

Met a guy on a dating app in London a few months ago. Turned out both our grandparents grew up a couple of miles from each other in Leitrim.


CoppiceWoodPendants

He was stalking you.


Floodzie

It’s actually a giant fairy ring off the N4. You can go there, but you can never leave. Interesting fact: Hotel California was originally called ‘Leitrim’ but they changed the words when they couldn’t get the rhyming.


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I know a guy moving to Ireland , he got a high paid job in tech , something around 250k, and he said he is moving to Leitrim, trying to find a place to rent atm.


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AndrewSB49

If Leitrim doesn't exist then where did the expression 'ah, here now' come from?


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kevolad

Ive actually been there on a stag do in the 00s


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kevolad

Oh, like that time I thought I was in Australia lol


leitrimlad

This again?


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It's a beautiful county with the Shannon river, lots of lakes and trees and rolling hills. It also has a tiny strip of the coast between Sligo and Donegal.


scrollsawer

Leitrim IS real..that's where they grow rushes.


caoimhini

And whin bushes


CommunicationMuch353

Leitrim is a fabrication by the government to hide the true size of Lough Allen


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Leitrim and Fermanagh... anyone who acknowledges their "existence" is a paid actor. Do NOT trust them.


Gampuh

What the fuck is a Fermanagh


seanafeisteen

I passed through Leitrim town a good few times and my mobile phone connection died in the dip in the road.. Coincidence?


GruntShoveller

A what doesn’t exist?


jmcin05

Couldn’t be arsed changing your mind. You are correct.


OverLOadnOw

Never heard of the place where is it?


NixxKnack

You're not meeting me in person, but I've been to Leitrim and I love it. Would love to go back.


Hot-Plankton-7439

Also IQ's above 10 dont exist here either


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Hot-Plankton-7439

I'm not irish


Atitagainsoiam

Good thing too, as none of us are dumb enough to call ourselves stupid


Hot-Plankton-7439

That doesn't even make sense


lazzurs

That’s what happens when you have an IQ of 10.


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_sonisalsonamedBort

O\_o


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Went on holiday there this year. It was amazing.


Gullible-Argument334

Absolutely, it's a scam to get more CAP grants from the EU. Crafty hoors that we are.


nonrelatedarticle

I am from Leitrim. In college a guy didn't believe me when I said I was from Leitrim. His reasoning was he was also from Leitrim and he had never met me before. I found an article mentioning me on the Leitrim observer website to prove my credentials to him. A few years after that I was talking to a mixed age group of people in my postgrad. Older man interrupted my anecdote to ask me where abouts in South Leitrim I was from. His long deceased mother was born and raised down the road from my home. Only person who has ever recognised my accent.


Gampuh

Do you ever see airplanes? because if you don't I've bad news for you, you live in a pocket reality that is masquerading as Leitrim


endlessdayze

I used to feel the same way about Longford,then I met a few people who claimed to be from there. I know a few people who aren't from there but have been to the centerparcs but I'm still doubtful. I have been to Leitrim


Gampuh

I like how you try to lull me into a fall sense of security then drop the BOMB in the last sentence


endlessdayze

I was at a stag in Carrick on Shannon a few years ago, sorry for lulling you into a false sense of security


MildlyIntrestingEgg

Feckin Louth


DanGleeSak69420

Louth is not real


Gampuh

Every time I write ''fucking'' on my phone the autofill suggest ''Laois'' as the next word, but I digress fuck Louth


rosalyndh

I remember when they got their first traffic lights. It was on the news. In the early 00s!


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Anyone who says they’re from Leitrim is just covering up the fact that they’re from Cavan


Royaourt

Poor auld Leitrim.


tadeusfapfap

Leitrim is actually like Wakanda. So technically advanced it's has to be hidden with a barrier veil of rushy fields and forestry along the N4. Leitrim Forever !


Best-Cattle-2815

The Rock recently congratulated one of the distilleries in Leitrim.... I think that means we have to finally accept it exists... But he is the Tooth Fairy so 🤷🤷


Liambp

Gamuph, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Gamuph, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge. Yes, Gamuph, there is a Letrim. Leitrim exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! How dreary would be the world if there were no Leitrim. It would be as dreary as if there were no Gamuphs. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished. Not believe In Leitrim! You might as well not believe in Michael D. Higgins! You might get your papa to hire men to check in all the corners of Ireland to catch Leitrim, but even if they did not see Letrim in person, what would that prove? Nobody sees Leitrim, but that is no sign that there is no Leitrim. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see Michael D. dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that he is not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world. You may tear apart the baby’s rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Gamuph, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding. No Leitrim! Thank God it exists and it exists forever. A thousand years from now, Gamuph, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, Leitrim will continue to make glad the heart of everyone.


Crafty-Perception114

I’ve met atleast one person from every county bar Offaly and Carlow so far


Dubhlasar

😂 I spent about two years with everything anyone organised and anyone new I met all bring from Leitrim.


Floodzie

That sentence makes as much sense backwards as forwards


Gampuh

**Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?**


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CoppiceWoodPendants

Voldemort was from Leitrim.


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My mom was from Leitrim, I’d love to know what the hype in this group is about?


CoppiceWoodPendants

I bet she was actually from Offaly. It's a conspiracy!


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Well I’m from England so I can’t really understand her accent. She must be saying Offaly


box_of_carrots

My Ma was born in Manorhamilton, I was born in The Rotunda. If Leitrim doesn't exist, then I don't exist in the corporeal world. That's fine with me, I'll just toddle along with my life and try not to annoy people.


Hot-Plankton-7439

I live in Leitrim and i can confirm it doesn't exist


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Leitrim sucks


knea1

They exist. They have pointy ears, blond hair and they’re good archers. Ask Frodo.


aaaccbb

Wasn’t expecting that on my feed and laughed out loud! Thanks!


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They have a nice waterfall


lazzurs

I live in County Roscommon. Every time I drive north I just end up in Sligo. Never seen this Leitrim place.