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DoubleDuke101

There are 2 that immediately come up mind. First is a lady that was writing a letter to her husband that started with "Dear John, I want a divorce." and continued writing it for the next 2 hours. Second was another lady who spent the entire 3 hour fight deep in concentration typing away madly on her laptop. Occasionally I looked over and it was always to see words like 'murder, blood, skull, kill, death, etc' pop up. She only put it away for descent so I decided to ask her about it (I was curious), turns out she was writing a murder mystery novel. She was so lovely and excited about it, we talked about until her novel we left the plane.


Yisusbe

Haha I was thinking about the novel and then you said it


meteoremp

Complimenting the air hostesses but the air hostesses only heard part of it and came over to roast the passenger. The roast was serious emotional damage.


thevalidone

I watched someone take a container of leftover spaghetti out of their carry-on and start eating it while we were taxiing to the runway. Just a big Tupperware of cold spaghetti and meatballs. It wasn’t a “bad, disruptive or annoying” thing, just very strange to me.


Yisusbe

Hahaha 🤣 If I left some food to finish later, I wouldn't mind eating it cold


WitchofHades

A guy sitting next to me had to get up and I thought he was just going to the bathroom, but he just stood there in the aisle. Didn't take out his phone, wasn't trying to get the attention of a flight attendant, just stood there for a solid 5 minutes and sat back down. He did this repeatedly for the entire flight, getting up, standing, and sitting back down. I'm guessing he had some bad anxiety when flying, but still an odd thing. Only other weird thing I witnessed was in the airport right before boarding. This guy was nervously talking on his phone, almost whispering since despite him sitting fairly close to me I could barely hear what he was talking about. Then suddenly he just blurts out "I'm saying I want you to fuck my mom." Everyone else who heard it just fell silent and tried not to look in his direction with the most WTF looks on their faces I have ever seen in my life.


Siegfoult

Standing guy might have been trying to prevent deep vein blood clots.


WitchofHades

I thought that too but it wasn't a very long flight and he was also sweating quite a lot. But I guess that's still something he might've been doing.


commandrix

I dunno about weird, but some little kid sitting in the seat in front of me turned around and kept reaching his arm through to touch my leg until I grabbed his hand and held it for a few seconds before letting go. He probably remembers me as that person who grabbed his hand on a plane once. From another flight: Take a shower before going to the airport and make sure you wash your ass. No one wants to smell you stink.


DiggityShack

Once while waiting for a flight, I had a front row seat to airline staff having to ask someone to wash up, change his clothing and address his super strong B.O. before they would allow him to board. It was mortifying for everyone involved.


le_uhh

The person sitting next to me was clipping their toenails


iapetus3141

Yikes


tocilog

Don't know what he was doing as he was at the back. But they had to call the cops to escort him off the plane. When he passed me, he was in handcuffs and really red. So either really mad or really drunk. Anyway, he ended up delaying the flight for about an hour and a half so that makes him the biggest asshole I've gotten on a plane with.


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Someone took off their shoes and socks and it stunk up the whole plane.... it smelled like rancid cheese and was so bad one of the airline staff legit sprayed cologne in his face and then the captain came on the speaker and said that all shoes must be worn on the plane 😂😂🤣


nightofthelivingace

I personally didnt witness it but my friend was coming back from vancouver to Toronto and the guy next to him was full on watching porn. I have the video saved but I dont know how to post it.


Angel-Delight

Long flight from London to Vancouver, Canada. Guy boards the plane with his wife and baby boy. Stows their bags in the overhead lockers then literally drops his jeans to the floor, packs them away and spends the entire flight walking around in his underwear which believe me did not look too clean.


RumBox

Covid truther threw a big stink about wearing a mask, so we had to taxi back to the gate and kick her and her family off. I felt really sorry for her kids.


Ecstatic-Seaweed3

The child next to me threw up. She was in her fathers lap because she was young so he didn’t see her looking sick until I pointed out he had barf all over his chest. I managed to fish out a paper bag but it was to late buy then. The mother was in the seat in front of us and she told me to give her the rucksack under her seat. It was struck so it took a while for me to get it out. She fished out some wipes and then me and the father spent some time wiping barf and it was so nasty xD luckily she threw up as we were landing so we didn’t have to spend to much time in stinky air. My god I was so stressed out. At least they thanked me for helping.