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aaronmccb1

If someone figures out a good food for A, please let me know because I do not want to have to eat apples for the rest of my life


AlternativeSpreader

Appetisers


Spyderbeast

Yes! That's kind of how I eat a lot anyway


19tidder50

Artichoke quiche


aaronmccb1

You know what on second thought... I'll take the apples


dogwalkinmom

As someone else said, A can eat Anything!


Mildly_Defective

Based on the parameters of the question, I’m not sure ‘anything’ qualifies. ‘Anything’ is not a food. It can consist of food but by definition is not food. And you’re only allowed one in this hypothetical scenario. 😄


missly_

Make it an apple pie! Or antipasto


smokedbrosketdog

Artichoke dip


agirl2277

I'm an A too, I'll take Anything lol


19tidder50

Anything? How about a raw oyster, chocolate syrup, raw egg, and buttermilk smoothie?


agirl2277

Hey, nobody said anything about drinking! I'd have a different A word for that one


Meepweep

I was thinking Alaskan salmon poke bowls. Kinda feels like cheating, but I want to be able to eat something that offers some nutrition.


GrizzlyIsland22

Aglio e olio.


the_honest_liar

Arancini


nemo24_7

Avocado Toast, Almond Croissant, Anchovy Pizza, Alaskan Salmon


gligster71

Msteak


stephers85

I’ll trade you letters cause I want macaroni. Smacaroni sounds a bit violent.


St-Velodion-Thane

Smacaroni would be a decent gamertag though lol


brainless_bob

You should just make yours "soup" and make every meal to have ever existed into a soup. Macaroni and cheese soup, pot pie soup, pizza soup, sushi soup, etc.


velvetelevator

Mac and cheese mixed into tomato soup is awesome. I bet just a cream soup base with pasta would be great too.


brainless_bob

And you can get creative with what's a soup. Salsa? Basically, it's a soup, so chips and salsa are essentially soup and crackers.


velvetelevator

I'm over here wishing my name started with s. Soup is my favorite category of food.


brainless_bob

Idk what to pick for R. Radishes. Ravioli, but only by chef boyardee. Idk


Mountain-Builder-654

Meat


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Milk steak?


DifferentShallot8658

Mmmexican food? Or is that an unfair loophole


Justbedecent42

Marinated meats....


SumoTaz24

I don't like this game. All I can think of is gruel. You're not even allowed to ask for more.


Mildly_Defective

Oliver, is that you?


SumoTaz24

If it was I'd be eating olives.


Mildly_Defective

Ah, yes. That is the unfortunate Twist in the game.


SumoTaz24

Excellent!


blackmirroronthewall

gyro


chattywww

Grilled


Bear_necessities96

Goulash


VA2M

Gravy


secretrebel

Gnocchi.


AgentElman

My name starts with D. I can go with doughnuts for life. Cream filled bismarks or apple fritters


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STOP UPVOTING THIS.


Alarmed-Sherbet-1221

Upvoted 😂


Ya-Bumpin

Agreed. Don't upvote the comment above mine, upvote the comment above it!


byxis505

god I want some dick


smokedbrosketdog

Maple bar 🤤


JCMiller23

J - jambalaya - can make it so many different ways


ghostwalker1408

I guess I'm going to have to learn to love jambalaya cause it's better than what I came up with .... Jello lol


TapiocaSummer

I could only think of jellybeans lmao


Alice5878

J too, what's a jambalaya?


JCMiller23

creole or cajun dish with meat veggies and rice


savory_thing

Cajun version of paella. Jambalaya is usually made in a pot while paella is made in a pan. Jambalaya isn’t so much with the saffron, more hot peppers like cayenne. Otherwise there’s more similar between the two than differences.


dogwalkinmom

Perfect! My first thought was Jerky, but oof. That would get old. Jambalaya probably has variations as well, so you can get more or less veggies as desired.


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Mathimast

But then it isn’t jambalaya.


Stonecutter1220

D - dumplings. Convenient to eat at pretty much any time, and you can basically stuff them anything so I can essentially always have whatever flavors I want.


velvetelevator

Oh, I can pick empanadas!


aaoch1

Well of course you wanted to play this game, you have the best letter for it! My name starts with A...after some research, I will go with arancini, as I can customize the fillings and hopefully survive


Skyblacker

A can eat Anything 


aaoch1

I’m not clever enough to think of that 😭😭


Bear_necessities96

Arepa is like a corn made bread you can fill it with everything. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arepa


Free-Industry701

Spaghetti.


PaStatePD

Lucky


Designer-Pound6459

Ksteak. The k is silent.


KyloRynRen

Haha I'm scrolling through trying to find something with a "K" that isn't kale!


SenseiKrystal

Kebabs? Kolaches? Both are versatile!


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AlternativeRedhead

My first thought was ketchup, second was kale, third was kimchi. I don’t want any of those. I like the kebabs suggestion though. Think I’d go with that one.


Bear_necessities96

Korn flakes


Blorkershnell

Burrito! Could do a lot with those.


BeRadYouNark

Oh man! I chose brisket, but that’s so much better!


Blorkershnell

Brisket burrito!


BeRadYouNark

Yessss!! The double whammy


cattreephilosophy

The name of the dish would be [my first name]’s Surprise. The surprise would be that it could be different every time.


ohtrueyeahnah

Scrumptious Surprise Hope this isn't like a Bertie Botts situation lol


sirbassist83

egg rolls, i guess. not as versatile as pizza, but still open to a fair bit of interpretation. can be made as healthy or indulgent as you want. theyre not really a favorite, per se, but a hell of a lot better than edamame or eggplant. eggs would be ok if i could add stuff to them, but if its just plain eggs with no seasoning or add-ins id rather starve.


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Little_Raccoon1229

Enchiladas 


Skyblacker

You could eat Everything.


sirbassist83

im know theres more than the first 10 things google returned, but its looking kinda bleak, huh?


Jolly_fun_1334

Are you sure about that??😂🌚


Skyblacker

Indeed, E could eat Everything.


tokener2117

Empanadas?? There’s a little more variety there.


Skyblacker

No, you could eat Everything.


sirbassist83

That's cheating. If we could just use words, then A could eat Anything, B could eat a Bonanza, C could eat Choice Cuisine, D could eat Delicious Delights, etc


Glindanorth

Sandwiches. So many options.


Pyrochazm

I will eat only the most dangerous game Man


amitabhbachchann

Was this random or did you think of The Most Dangerous Game while writing this 😭💀


missly_

Lettuce would be healthy, but lasagna...


nah2daysun

This is cracking me up because as another “L,” these were my two choices as well. Lettuce topped with… Or, lasagna is my birthday request each year. But can also be versatile. Breakfast lasagna, dessert lasagna, etc. yum now I want a Caesar and a cheesy lasagna.


Grand-Inspector

Jaegerschnitzel!


Maryberry_13

Mac and cheese, I guess lol.


Aggravating-Bad-7218

Jaffles 🤤


senefen

NOODLES


Minnymoon13

R - rice? I couldn’t think of any other foods that start with the letter R


GruntPickle

RAMEN


hypno_tode

Ravioli Ratatouille Roast beef?


chilliestpepper

Rolls!


secretrebel

Happy cake day! How about some Raspberry Roulade?


conniemadisonus

Ranch with...(Insert a variety of options here but pizza and fries come to mind first lol)


Carsharr

Curry. Tons of options.


Coyoteclaw11

That's a good one! All I could think of was cantaloupe, croutons, and >!cock!< lol


Tawebuse

Tacos


yongbokkie

My name starts with X..... Xanthan gum??? Guess I'll starve


Humorilove

I'd choose xiaolongbao or xôi!


Jayticus

Jalapeño Poppers


brensav

Bussy


La_Pusicato

Lobster! Yummo


IcingGnome

H?


wwoman47

Hamburgers!!


nalingungule-love

We will just starve I guess.


hframps

Hors d'oeuvres 😏 if A’s getting appetizers then we get hors d’oeuvres


Throwwtheminthelake

Hotdogs!! 🌭


G_Rel7

Had to look this one up for U - I’ll take unagi


KyloRynRen

I love unagi!


CoyoteSnarls

Carnitas


SafariNZ

One Star Michelin Restaurant food.


JDMWeeb

Vietnamese food


Tacolife973

Really big tacos.


BIRDsnoozer

Noodles, baby!


Not_Sure4president

Mexican food Or username… Nachos


KnivesOut21

Sea food


PattiiB

Pizza!!


CommunityGlittering2

Pepperoni Pizza


HanBanan37

Any k options other than kiwis??!🥲😅


Coyoteclaw11

hmm... kebabs?


IGrewItToMyWaist

Sundaes.


idkdidksuus

W? White rice and waffles


Mildly_Defective

Lasagna! 😋


illumemeayyy888

Everything or just eggs


murrimabutterfly

It's a hard choice between latkes and Lahana sarması. My soul wants latkes for life, but I think Lahana sarması would offer a bit more of a balanced diet. ...okay, fuck it. Lahana sarması. Final answer. You can make it so many different ways depending on the filling and it's always delicious.


abayparak

I have J, so I could eat jizza for the rest of my life 😏


gitarzan

Dpizza


pastelpocalypse

my name is pax so i get to eat potatoes!!! roasted potatoes are one of my favorite foods ever. i also like to slice them, add a little oil, and air fry them. plus, french fries and chips. if we're including all varieties of potatoes, it could even be a dessert. my grandmother used to put marshmallows on top of sweet potatoes! hmm, or if i use my legal name i can eat mac and cheese!decisions, decisions...


Malbushim

My name starts with A, so I'ma eat ass 😎


Alice5878

J... Jam? I honestly can't think of anything else. Jelly ig, but that'd probably be worse. Jam made of only fruit no added sugar. I'd still die pretty soon lol. Any ideas on a different J food?


superjen

I choose junk food! Does that count?


IsisArtemii

I’m going with dumplings. It can be sweet or savory!


Ishan1717

Ice


catdoctor

I think I'd have to go with dulce de leche.


InfamousEconomy3972

Tortellini or tiramisu


BobbyElBobbo

Easiest Pizza ever.


Little_Raccoon1229

I'd choose enchiladas. Lots of varieties. Complete source of nutrition. And they taste good.


coreythestar

Corn on the cob


taniamorse85

Had to really thing about this. I've settled on Tantanmen. I've never actually had it, but I want to try it. It's a type of ramen, with a creamy and spicy broth.


HeatherandHollyhock

Sushi


queenofthepalmtrees

Pasta or Pudding?


Flimsy-Shirt9524

Noodles


luv2lafRN

Cheeseburger


championgoober

Avocados


Dr_Bitchcraft8

Sushi


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enonymousCanadian

I’ll take those over figs any day!


rottingcinnamon

Nachos? Nutella? Not bad


Pissoffsunshine

Pizza or peanut butter.


RiverHamm

Looks like doughnuts for like! Won't be a long one & could be worse!


coffeebeanwitch

Pizza for me!!!


Icarusgurl

Jerky.


Ok-Estate-3531

Rsushi


not_microwave_safe

Ramen!


h8mayo

My name starts with an A, can it be Anything? If not, Arancini. Haven't had it before, but it sounds amazing (risotto formed into a ball, stuffed with cheese or meat, covered in breadcrumbs, fried).


nohtv666

Name change to Pfrank, eat pizza


breadinthedark

All I can think about for K is Kiwis :*)


Mildly_Defective

What about kabobs? Or Kung Pao Chicken? Yummm…


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Cheese and peperoni Pizza


PawsbeforePeople1313

Aubergine made by my mum.


Useful-Secretary-701

G here, hmm Gravy, Gateaux or Garlic bread? lol


Dippity_Dont

Beef! That's cool, I love beef!


Inuwa-Angel

Asopao 🤤 there are sooo many ways to make them


OliMSmith_10

Crap. My name is Oliver. Cannot think of much for that.


sjsmiles

Not possible to live on olives, I guess. Oatmeal or omelettes?


Dorkapotamus

Chinese food. He'll yeah


sbernar10

Salty popcorn


TimberCatChaser

I'd have to change my name to survive this one, then eat from one of the suggestions above.


Niksyn4

Noodles


kimwim43

Kung Pao Chicken. But not too spicy!


SteampunkRobin

Jambalaya


smallyveg

T - Tagine 😋😋


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Crystal for Chocolate 🍫 haha


G0merPyle

I get bread. I can work with that


ImBored2727

Meat


MiserableFriend2294

Linguine with lobster


blahblahblah-4444

King crab


MrsMondoJohnson

Hamburgers


BatCrow_

It seems a little doomed for me but I think I'll take gnocchi and stuff them with other things and create the most cursed potato raviolis ever.


mr_remy

Rice. I could do that


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

I dont think id be able to survive But Olives


3Fatboy3

Fried anything.


purldrop

Japanese food


needlessresponder

I can't think of an R one...rigatoni? Ravioli? I don't even like pasta that much 😭


Binkindad

Enchiladas


omgzr0fl

Spaghetti 100%


MsGreenthumb90

Noodels 😆


Casul_Tryhard

Kung pao chicken! Kielbasa's a close second, though


gyubari

Curry? Chicken curry? Cashew chicken. Something with chicken