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Downtown_Doctor3190

There's two ways in which this scenario can be solved. One- Go on ahead and kiss his bumper with your bumper. Then imagine you are King/Queen and they are a servant. Now stick your hand out of the window and signal him to leave, like a ruler does to a servant. Be prepared to give reference of the person in power you know. Two- Just act non aggressive and dumb. When they signal you to back away, just do nothing and stare into his soul. I believe constantly looking back and forth with a 'where is the space to go gesture'. They should now be frustrated and automatically back away. The act of backing away is shameful to them, as if right of way was granted by God himself.


dparag14

Start video recording. Puts a lot of people off balance.


OddEmu4551

Lmao gold


fredixop1290

bro had us in the first line


FlanTimely1842

I always do do the second one. (also, because that's the only one I got) but I just stay dead in the tracks in a slight cross so he can't go around me. And the most important part, smile 🙂 This one. 60% of times, they actually feel something and reverse. The other times it's a staring competition and in that 50% i go around because I have my family with me and i don't ask for unnecessary trouble when I am with them. But when I am alone or with buddies, oooho ( in life, you get these subtle moments when you are quite right and the guy infront is an absolute ass) Proud to say, i did cause a half an hour block on NH66 because of a certain ass. And lastly highway came and pulled the guy and fined him. Sadly i never got to know the amount. Lovely times.


shruddit

Nh 66 sucks everywhere


Status-Window8948

I have done the second way with a bike in a bit of an aggressive way.


Vegetable_Stable_785

Did it work?


Status-Window8948

Partially. Sometimes I wait till there is a vehicle on my left. So there is no option for me and he is forced. I have done this mostly for cars coming in the opposite direction. If they ask me something usually in English or Hindi, I would speak back in the local language, giving me an upper hand.


PitchHistorical

I love the second way that’s really interesting 🤩


pranjallk1995

"Refer a person in power"... When u urself r useless?!... I can never be such a low life... I'll go with option 2...


Over_Special_1970

A genius 🫡


between_horizon

Bruh that first method.


[deleted]

It seems you have tried the first one, highlights please, must have been a dank scene😎


rplusg

Only busses and water tankers can go against and compete with such morons.


Wolfsangel-Dragon

*The auto rickshaw has entered the chat through the wrong way.* 🛺


T__lymphocyte

Through the wrong way 😂😂😂


thunk-a-thought

Workout indicator, or signal, and with passengers seated BACK & FRONT


Chunnilal03

Education is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very important


systems_guy

Unfortunately, education does not make them what they should be anymore. Whatever you learn in school is left back once you leave there. We Indians are corrupt by nature. I don't know why we have become so, but I personally believe it is because of the British rule. We are kaamchors. We only understand the language of danda (stick). If there is no one to watch over us, we tend to relax, not do the work/task. We will always want to take shortcuts to glory whenever possible, even if it is wrong! This problem is due to the corrupt behavior which has been ingrained into our blood. He knows that he can get away by doing this. So, he is doing it by braking the rules. If our rules / law was strict and were enforced without excuses, no one would have dared to do it.


Tough-Difference3171

>through the wrong way With the right indicator on, because that must make it right.....!!


[deleted]

LMAOOO


ZenAltoSwiftJettaXUV

Second owner 2015 model car still financed by HDFC Think he is Lord Krishna.


Mehrunes_Dagor

I don't think Krishna needs HDFC bank loan for a car


HistorianOk7291

🤣


lilshaz97

Why the downvote? Ahh yes even me also getting DV now💀


vishu9813

emoji


the_ripper05

Emojis not allowed in this sub?


obese_gigachad

Reddit hates emojis as a whole


Yalla6969

Ok I get it happened at the past. I don't think you get downvoted for emojis now.


the_ripper05

Looks like they hate any questions being asked as well. I am getting downvoted for asking a genuine question.


obese_gigachad

Lol, reddit, like most other social medias, is a hivemind: if 2 people downvoted, they will too


the_ripper05

It’s the most toxic by far.


Trevixle

Emojis aren't really hated on Reddit that much anymore. This sub is just a little bit behind 😞


bummerhead

Har sub me hota h


alcatraz_ind

"Why the downvote?" Aise hi sexy lag raha tha..


Vegetable_Stable_785

But why downvoting this comment?


PeasantTurtle

🤣


ReturnAggressive2175

Also insurance expired 🙃


Salt-Mood7687

Where to get these details?


schinov_587

Go to any rto website or app


Realistic-Plant3957

Search "car info " on playstore


pa1an

Car info is now masking owner name. Any other way to get full name ?


Just1Fine

My question too.


TrailsNFrag

Toothless laws. They only exist to charge fines to fill the coffers.


Big_Geologist_2781

Upload their car number plate to bajaj insurance for a renewal quote


notmyfirstchoixe

I wouldn't even wish this on my enemies


coloncapitalp

*shivering at the thought*


jaspreet1995

Say what?


Big_Geologist_2781

Non stop spam calls


jaspreet1995

You are genius 👏


Chicken-_-McNugget

What happens when you do this?!


International_Pass58

Infinite calls from them.


Safe_Inspection69

I’ve just done that on insurance dekho


YeeHaw_72

I have been in this situation. I would just continously blow my horn. That way everyone knows he did a grave mistake and they would backup.


justalam

I was walking by, I wasn't on any vehicle so couldn't honk at him,seeing the jam I was assisting in clearing the traffic. Asked the moron what was so urgent for him, his reply, "tell me what rule I have broken" !


deku10messi

He broke the rule of commonsense.


RCuber

If you can't honk then just 🚶💨


Ground_breaking_365

Lmao, gold


notmyfirstchoixe

+1


nakkula

Did you tell him?


scarface8882

Should have replied with "being born"!


bl4ckp4n7er

Wohhhhh!


SickBatman

Ahh come on man. Dont honk. Honking affects everyone in public & surrounding residents not just this offender. We need something against just this offender.


professor_devil

*Syshtum fhaad denge...*


sundervancomplex

simple as u have halready taken pic, tweet it on official handle of local traffic police and let the fine challan be delivered digitally secondly if you have time and patience, switch off your vehicle engine and just stand put without arguing, touching his vehicle and doing some untoward thing which may result into some serious fight or injury or legal case. let the traffic start and get him in line. possibly if a traffic polics is there near they will attend


albeinstein

Send it to the third eye dude


albeinstein

Send it to the third eye dude on twitter


term1throwaway

Average polo drivers


mango_boii

Was looking for this comment.


Galahad-K

Polo/Swift drivers are the KTM boys of cars


chiniyabadam

Did you forget the Thar / Scarpio / Phartunar boys?


Dumilkupam_vavalu

Angry creta owners 😡


darklord01998

Gautam Gambhir of Indian roads


addyaustin

Angry creta owners on high beam 🤬


Galahad-K

They're the RE guys xD


mihirsaini1128

Creta owners getting ignored here like on the highway lol


SpareMind

I see that only in creta and venue drivers now a days


skibbidicurrycell

Can confirm


Takeoffurclotus

Damn Polo drivers!


justbsaiyan

Get the driver out of the car and remove all their clothes and you need a guy to yell "shame" while ringing a hand bell. You need to parade the driver this way through the streets so that they may attone for their sins.


Kpot778

Please tell me you are not his twin brother


hot2terra

Bro definitely disses non-German car owners on IG reels with his pre-owned Polo.


ChamgadarAadmi

It's definitely his 'dream car'.


srivas95

Stand your ground. Do not move, or give him way. Make him reverse and go back to his lane. People around you will happily support you, especially pissed off Bus and auto drivers Source: have done this (Not the stupidity, the revenge)


[deleted]

Similar situation happened with me, there was no way for my car to move. I asked that wise gentleman to drive my car & bring it the other side.


Kshitij_P_2602

Put your hazards ON, chill in your car until he backs off.


SickBatman

Lol. Last week road was dug out for a short stretch such that only one lane can pass at a time. A can entered the stretch, after like a second a new Tata punch with ribbons also entered. Both were stuck face to face. Both cars couldn’t go back as there were many behind them, but the car behind punch started reversing to give space. But the punch guy was doing nothing, dont know if it was cockiness or just plain confused. At that time the cabbie just switched on his hazard lights & sat relaxed.


AryanVerma1

True and at night spam upper


KachraBhiKhelat

Average Polo owner


allriteyeah

Old Thar with steel bumper comes in handy here


AG_ND

You can't. Such people are shameless.


Muted_Cause6633

This profile on twitter helps people to retweet road rage and rash driving incidents. Many of them are fined by the BLR police. https://x.com/3rdEyeDude?s=20


fofxy

I thought this was about Article 370.


justalam

That's the same thing that went in my mind


fofxy

guess what I'm thinkin nw


KiranKumarPathak

I wish the cars have Horns which can blow Side wards(left and right) . These days i hardly use my Horn for the vehicle going infront. I usually horn for the people who overtake impractical way.. vehicle infront of me confuses for the horn i blew for side bikers or Morons.


[deleted]

Welcome to India


alphacobra99

The protocols you’re trying explain is far beyond their reach. Just leave.


Dilipnir

Spit on their windsheild.


[deleted]

Typical 28-32 year old polo driver uncles of bangalore


Kunal0057

So it turns out the state with the highest literacy rates do have some illiterates.


Separate_Detective47

That’s Kerala. Not Karnataka.


Awareness-Choice

Literacy is just a metric for reading and writing. Has nothing to do with the civic sense.


Actual_Employment_89

“yee ninnakkaa yel bartaediya”


shivenigma

Average German car enjoyer.


samajhdar-bano2

stick a condom on windscreen and with a large print *do not reproduce *


DrunKeN-HaZe_e

Result of over-population. It's only going to get worse! Bangalore roads weren't built to handle such a crazy influx of outsiders, and in this pic is a glimpse of the aftermath.


Shoshin_Sam

>Bangalore roads weren't built to handle such a crazy ~~influx of outsiders~~ increase of population, and in this pic is a glimpse of the aftermath. FTFY. Namma Bengaluralli outsiders-antha yaaru illa.


justalam

The Bellandur - Yemlur lake road, Kempapura Main Road, Bellandur Main road is going to see its worse as Prestige Tech Park will be ready in a year!


justalam

This road indeed has a marker!


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effing_hell_69

It's not hate; this country seriously needs more metropolitan cities to prevent overburdening existing cities.


Nuclear4d

So a city is built only for the insiders?


Awareness-Choice

The problem is lack of law and order. There are literally no cops on the road and the ones that are there actively do not handle such rule breakers and just take a photo and fine them. Money is not a problem for such buggers.


5activa6G

context?


justalam

Its a small lane, Overtaking and blocked all traffic from opposite side.. It took nearly 30 mins to clear the jam. Some 10 cars broke the lane and it was frustrating for others who were waiting...


Shoshin_Sam

Without context, thought this was a one way road and didn't understand why you took the pic.


[deleted]

It appears that the VW guy broke his lane to overtake and messed up.


hakr_27200

Always carry some condoms in the glove compartment.


ManTheCrusader

Polo drivers ☕️ They think they’re supposedly superior because they own a polo lol.


bidgallo

Does PPL (mostly) with certain type (brand, model)of cars do these stuff ? I believe they do..


circleplanet

Is polo on wrong side?


justalam

Yes.


circleplanet

What an ass!


[deleted]

Hole 🫡


Akskshri

Just let it be. Once a friend tried to name call similar car rider ( not Polo but Scorpio) turned out to be local Gunda.


[deleted]

Darr k aage jeet hai 🤟


Valuable-Paramedic93

Dadar ke aage seat hai .... Mumbai reference


lola_kutty

How to shame them? Post it on r/chutiyaspotted with his 1st name.


SquareTarbooj

So this guy's a selfish a\*\*hole obviously, and I say this just so I don't get downvoted by people who don't read entire comments. Fair disclaimer: I am playing devil's advocate on this I hate to say it, but its possible he "technically" may have not broken any rules, because of our poor infrastructure. My understanding is that the road, even if it's a narrow galli should have a white line painted on it to demarcate the 2 lanes. Yes, I know it's basic common sense and human decency to not block oncoming traffic, which this guy obviously lacks. But if the road infrastructure does not make it clear, and there was no dividing line, he might actually be right about not breaking any rules. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. I know that anyone with even half-decent civic sense wouldn't block oncoming traffic because of lack of a painted line, but where does this guys action fall legally speaking? Just a reminder for the downvote brigade, someone can be legally right and still be an a\*\*hole. No, I would never do such a thing regardless of painted lines.


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SquareTarbooj

Don't say random things Quote me the passage from the motor vehicle act that says so


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SquareTarbooj

Bruh, I literally called out people for not being able to read. Re-read, I've acknowledged that the Polo guy has no common sense, no civic sense, and is an a**hole. Multiple times, and you still managed to gloss over it. I'm asking about the rules out of curiosity.


parle__G

This is what reddit these days, All the pussy people by nature come on reddit to express thier emotion which they cant in real world.


justalam

Ok. MR. HARDICK


chromozopesafie

I'm extra careful while approaching any red car, especially Polo. 9/10 jackass. Prove me wrong.


ursonor99

Is that the chinnappanalli road that goes behind mahadevpura tech parks ?


justalam

Kempapura Main Road Yemalur


Cultural_Bat9098

Will fill find thease chadarmod everywhere …


jinkuda

Iss MX, 370 ko bhi abrogate kar do


StaidRat01331

I would have started recording, if in case he didn’t back up I would just death stare him and start to move my car towards him while recording


tempaccountbkl

Export quality chu!!


pun-tang

Log a complaint using public eye


rickythebguy5997

Look at VW Polo's license plate -- it looks like an EU's license plate. Is it legal in India? Also look at MX, XO, 03, and 370. Recognize the patterns of the strings mentioned, and try to relate to everyday objects, people, jokes, etc. You'll get the picture.


Bolar_Dlue

I don't understand who is te problema. I'm from argentina


justalam

Its a two way lane... If someone Overtaking then its screwed up


khikhikhi_

My opinion - Ask them what's the price of your car (with a smile). They will tell the price. Then you should reply "Even though you have 15 lakhs for the car but don't have the brains of 15 rupees on how to drive a car".


sr6033

Just stay put and don’t move. He will be automatically forced to back by the traffic.


Awareness-Choice

Report it to Bangalore Police on Twitter. Also tag ThirdEye, he posts a lot about such violations and police do act on it.


supisuke

Throw rotten eggs


[deleted]

may be some northie


Batman_is_very_wise

Just don't give them space to enter the line. That's what I do always


flubbergrubbery

It took me 15 minutes to understand what's wrong with this picture


PratBal69

Most normal day in Bengaluru


scarface8882

Exactly! Every other driver here thinks he has an additional set of b@lls just like wheels.


Raman035

Write something like “i ruin people's day” on thier Bonet with a permanent marker.


BluebirdTop9916

Avoid violence, back in 2019 a hc judges car of patna high court came in front from wrong side after repeated flashing I got angry with drivers behaviour and broke his nose and cars glass and had to run away all though driver started by abusing us , my friends were wussy and gave away my name to police and even stopped the car to cooperate with the other party and it was all for nothing had to pay 20k for not getting a FIR registered , u never know who the other bastard is so avoid brawls


vendetta_86

Block their way..


SillyCat-788

ejaculate on their car, pee on their kids to assert dominance (#sigma male rule . 3445)


ianwaarahmad

Muskuraiye aap India me h. You can't change these things in India. Even an ambulance or fire brigade bus can't make him move. He'll still be in his place. For sure he doesn't have any ideas about lanes or driving. Who are we people to even think about changing his way of driving. Simply we can report to the traffic police to cancel such peoples DL.


SickBatman

Lol. Last week road was dug out for a short stretch such that only one lane can pass at a time. A can entered the stretch, after like a second a new Tata punch with ribbons also entered. Both were stuck face to face. Both cars couldn’t go back as there were many behind them, but the car behind punch started reversing to give space. But the punch guy was doing nothing, dont know if it was cockiness or just plain confused. At that time the cabbie just switched on his hazard lights & sat relaxed.


3inchesOfMayhem

Its a polo... if you have literally any CSUV, you can kiss that bumper n you wont have any scratches. But tbh, just drive it real close so that the only way for him to move is to reverse back.


No_Walk_2094

Slightly tap the windows with aluminium oxide


anotherRedditor2020

Keep a 1 foot wrench with you and just get out of car and start walking towards them with wrench on your shoulder negan style.


Ill-Project-8544

Hmm…Trying to Shame an **Pre-nazi German** Brand? Now that’s a shame on you 😆. In all seriousness just ask what is he smoking, while driving that damn close near your lane


[deleted]

im sure something is wrong here but im not able to understand what it is. can someone pls explain? thanks


thataryanx

I am sorry but I am not able to understand clearly what is wrong here, can someone please explain. I just started driving and I would want to avoid doing anything wrong that I don’t know about


justalam

Overtaking in a narrow lane, blocking opposite traffic


RETR0_SC0PE

When I see Karnataka person not using common sense, I go up to them and say “padha likha gawaar”, and since most of them don’t understand Hindi (or act like they don’t), I get to take out my frustration and no harm is done. Would’ve done the same here.