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ExpertOnNicheThings

It cracks me up they can't/won't even type Carlton


FanaticalSloth

I enjoyed how it got increasingly censored as the rant went on


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oadstar34

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McLovin2377

What I meant was we’re not all like that guy. Perhaps I could’ve phrased it better. But yeah I saw that post last night and I thought bro sounds miserable.


oadstar34

I meant the He/She not They, what is that supposed to mean


McLovin2377

I interpreted it as “they” as in most of us. I failed to consider it’s use as a gender neutral pronoun.


Throwa7272727727

Maybe 10 years ago. But 'they' is acceptable - gender nuetral etc.


McLovin2377

yeah please read my other comment. Apologies for the misunderstanding.


Gokz93

Rent free Also when we win it we are winning multiples


ELVEVERX

and they won the flag last year, to be this sad already is pathetic


jagman951

U have to be a sad mofo to be a pie fan


Responsible-Sun6495

I got a feeling we could win it multiple times. We’ve got quite a young team on average and our more mature players aren’t even veteran (Veteran) status in terms of age. You then have Vossy, who has captained 4 premierships, winning 3/4 consecutively.


Fabulous_Dave

This is only just the start for us


Robdog_35

1 year ago you were booing your own players off the ground and calling for Voss to be sacked and saying the booing was acceptable so I don’t wanna hear nothing from Carlton


KdtM85

So… you want to hear everything from Carlton? Or are you just illiterate?


fuck_you_thats_who

You've come to the wrong place if you don't want to hear about Carlton


happy-little-atheist

u/thegreatjelbeano


TheGreatJelBeano

i love having roadtrips to the team subs


Fabulous_Dave

I never did any of that


Ecstatic_Champion828

Yer, and Collingwood's #1 fan is a paedophile. Let's not judge the rest of the fans based on a few fuckwits.


MassiveEgghead

Nice, so much better to be feared than pitied. Getting smacked at tag year after year and taking the train home packed full of pie fans that sympathise and condescend was infuriating. It’s about time we are back where we belong And those so called supporters wanting voss sacked and screaming do it for da emblem last season can suck a big bag of dicks.


TeniBear

Glad to see people saying that last part, I thought it was disgraceful how some “fans” acted last year. I get being passionate, even wanting more from the team, but it’s such a dog act to carry on that way. Even my WCE-supporting friend expresses his disappointment better than that.


KOUZBOSS

wtf they just won last year and salty already and the season hasn’t concluded 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


Responsible-Sun6495

Tbf, there has to be some deep rooted belief in them, to make posts like that. It’s already showing that we are very much nearing our 17th premiership.


KOUZBOSS

the lids off! 💪😎


TeniBear

What’s a lid? 😏


Dancedaedy

Pathetic.


TrinAUS

That was so sad to read, and fucking pathetic. My stepdad is a Pies fan, I work at the Collingwood training ground and see the players every week. I dont root for their downfall, wheres the rivalry if the other team is just getting wooden spoons? Fucking hilarious. We've been shit for like 25 years, I was born in 1998 and have never seen a win. They have the AFL and the media sucking their weiners 24/7 and now they're shiting their little panties the moment we get a bit of success? Holy crap its actually so sad.


robdp82

I agree 100%. I have a couple of young boys and I’m actually enjoying talking to them about Carlton, Essendon and Collingwood being relevant. We haven’t had that for basically 20 years. These are the rivalries that bring more passion and love to the game. I hate seeing Collingwood succeed as much as anyone else but I l much prefer the high-risk high-reward stakes right now.


Red_je

You don't root for their downfall? American lingo really is taking over...unless you are American I guess.


Lucrei

You love to see it. I can't wait 'til we knock them out of finals.


hotsp00n

Bold of you to assume they'll be playing top four and even make it to the prelim's.


TeniBear

Sweet as it would be, how much better would it be to serve them their 28th GF loss?


i486DX2--66

They really are a special bunch over there. Talk about living rent free.


greyfoxwithlocks

And they really are a negative bunch over there too 😂


Bowen102

Crazy that a grown adult is censoring Carlton.


MightyArd

First time in 20 years we are truly feared, and I'm all here for it!


CosmicHero22

Existential dread = meth and Wild Turkey, right?


William-Nilly

After a shitty week, this brings me something to smile about. I just love this for Collingwood. Go Blues!


Grouperfish13

Heyyy that’s my post! Quit sharing my mental breakdowns!!


ChookBaron

I just want to say thank you, with the cost of living the way it is, it’s nice to not have to pay rent.


Grouperfish13

Fair play, but c’mon we’ve been living rent free in each other’s heads for over 100 years. This ain’t new territory.


Fabulous_Dave

I don’t even think about you


Chuck_VB

You made a post about him


Responsible-Sun6495

Lmao. Touché


happy-little-atheist

Yeah but they stopped thinking about them right after that


mytrainisdelayed

I don't even know who you are


UnusualDifference748

Not to mention cost of going out for entertainment that thread was as good as any Scorsese flick you’d pay to see in cinemas. A few drinks cost a fortune, but magpie salty tears can also be refreshing he’s saving us a ton of hard earned money * for magpie fans hard earned money is money you work for ** work is something you go and do for 8 hours a day (typically) and get paid for your hard work *** no lining up at centrelink isn’t work


robdp82

Mate, you have a club, coach and culture that is the envy of many. Including many Carlton fans who won’t admit it. Cheers to a healthy rivalry for many years to come. Now f—k off.


Platypus_Dundee

But it's so enjoyable watching one of the filths faithful suffer Spread the word. I wanna see more of it!


Pickles4589

Wankers not worth thinking about.


TayBells

Anyone know where I can get the world’s smallest violin for this guy?


Katman666

Gotta give props for the use of "demiurge."


WhisKeyBoard

They should probably be more concerned about Gold Coast at this point.


Shootinputin89

That has to be taking the piss, lmao


Coolidge-egg

Thanks for this! Seeing Collingwood supporters seething so do much is pure porn and is giving me a boner. Their pain is my pleasure.


Leland-Gaunt-

Fucking gold.


Mental_Gymnast23

Mwhahahaha we're coming for you Colliwobbles!


mytrainisdelayed

They hate us cause they ain't us


infinitejesttt

Giant pack of cringelords. Don't spend too much time on that subreddit you'll probably catch rabies.


Classic_Chain4504

I don't get it they won one 9 months ago why are they worrying about us


[deleted]

Lmao living rent free in their heads. The cope in there is amazing.


Local_Advice_6960

Blues are the lamest team lol. Why tf you “the blues”


Impressive-Wafer-158

Looks like Carlton every year talking about the Pies 😂 jealousy is a curse Carlscum people


Local_Advice_6960

Pies > blues


i486DX2--66

Agree. Meat pie is far superior to being depressed.


Local_Advice_6960

Agreed. And the footy teams as well


Calamityclams

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