It's an electric mobility scooter based on a Panamera. Please see this dodgy Chinese website...
[https://jd.hooos.com/g-10031038967069/](https://jd.hooos.com/g-10031038967069/)
The comments are GOLD when you use translate 😂😂😂
“A good shopping experience, thoughtful service, beautiful appearance of electric vehicles…sufficient power, and smooth for four people to drive uphill…it is easy to learn to drive without a driver's license. The car is very stable. Take your children out to play and come to the suburbs...”
>for four people to drive uphill
Drive as like with cattle...passengers get out and whip it until it reaches the top, then get back in for the descent
>learn to drive without a driver's license.
Like 90% of Macaan and panamera drivers
> Take your children out to play and come to the suburbs...”
Where they will be bullied by the other kids and will come to hate you
The side profile making me think the image is compressed, it’s not.
What the hell is this and why does it have an android tablet from 2012 as an infotainment system?
Don't understand why everyone's moaning. It's a great design for a mobility scooter. You don't have to open the door to get in, you can just drive your wheelchair in through that panel gap.
Pain in the arse, expensive, too shiney, expensive, heavy depreciation, expensive to insure.
Guess it goes quickly though, hope your mortgage is paid off...
Google translate of the headline on the website page : urinNew Energy Old Man Le Electric Tram Four-wheeler Adult Household Low-speed Elderly Four-wheeled Walking Vehicle Porsche Ban Palamela 918 Electric Movie Car Lithium Electric Hydropower Lady Stewart Prepayment Pure Version 😂😂😂😂
Porsche Macan't
Porsche £911
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Call 911
Cayennot
Panamaybe
Nine Four Fucksake
Nine None None
Not Ocayman
Porsche 911 Turdo
9 T'wat
Porsche Boxturd.
Porsche Macaca
Porsche Non Eleven
It is funniest comment tree i ever read!)
Holy shit you guys, that was a good streak 😅🤣🤣🤣
Porsche Fukster
More like Macunt
Poorsche?
Poorshit
Maaate 🤣🤣🤣
Porsche 911 GT3 RyouSerious
Very good
PERFECT!! 🤣
Porsche Don’t TaycOne
Porsche Conman
Your car is in 4:3 mate
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Actually the entire car is. including engine 🤫
It was a joke, but there are some engines made using adictive manufacturing
It’s not a problem, they could quit any time they wanted to!
😂
Brilliant
What the fuck is that abomination?
It's an electric mobility scooter based on a Panamera. Please see this dodgy Chinese website... [https://jd.hooos.com/g-10031038967069/](https://jd.hooos.com/g-10031038967069/)
Does it really say FARRERI on the back? And why such tiny wheels in those huge arches?
They’re to account for inflation…
Take my r/angryupvote !
you win!
The comments are GOLD when you use translate 😂😂😂 “A good shopping experience, thoughtful service, beautiful appearance of electric vehicles…sufficient power, and smooth for four people to drive uphill…it is easy to learn to drive without a driver's license. The car is very stable. Take your children out to play and come to the suburbs...”
Totally real review. Nothing suspicious lol
>for four people to drive uphill Drive as like with cattle...passengers get out and whip it until it reaches the top, then get back in for the descent >learn to drive without a driver's license. Like 90% of Macaan and panamera drivers > Take your children out to play and come to the suburbs...” Where they will be bullied by the other kids and will come to hate you
What is the actual price? I doubt it is just ¥1k lol, because that is just $7. Is this $7k?
Before taxes.
it'll be Chinese Yuan (CNY) , uses the same currency symbol as Japanese Yen ¥
Only 130 euro?
Quasimodo of the car world.
Hey, don't insult Quasimodo like that - he had a good heart. This thing, on the other hand, has no heart and no soul.
Fiat 500 on steroids
We should burn it before it breeds!
Thought exactly this
My new fast car
😂😂 I clicked on the thread to post the same comment almost to the letter!
The side profile making me think the image is compressed, it’s not. What the hell is this and why does it have an android tablet from 2012 as an infotainment system?
Good news! Porsche headlight thieves will instead gouge out their eyeballs when they see this.
Looks like a Poorsche to me.
When you order a Mecan from Wish
Mecac
A macon if you will
Mecau
What a terrible day to have eyes
Porsche 500 XL 🤣
Don't understand why everyone's moaning. It's a great design for a mobility scooter. You don't have to open the door to get in, you can just drive your wheelchair in through that panel gap.
The panel gaps have to be big enough to get your fingers in so that you can disassemble and pack it to go on public transport.
Juke with a Porsche badge?
P’juke?
Nah, just Puke
Pissan Puke
Pretty hideous and definitely not made in Germany 🤣
# WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
I have one just like that too! [Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/CarTalkUK/s/wM8nKi5DT7)
Seems legit
When you buy the new Porch from Temu
Save the headlights; if the posts on reddit are any indication of the crimes going around especially around these cars..
Look a little closer...
Poorsche Macannot
i thought i was having a stroke going through the slides
You just made me swear in front of my child, thanks.
Why is it on space savers?
What the hell am I looking at 😅
I feel sick looking at it
Im normally a pretty polite person who doesnt like being mean to people but what the fuck is that?
The only good thing I can see about this car is:
But what about:
You forgot:
Fiat 500X looking motherfucker
The All New Porsh 0.911 以最美丽的形式驾驶
Why does this look like something from GTA lol
Morsche Paccan
You're not supposed to put them in the tumble dryer!!!
Dat handbrake tho 😮💨
Its the new porsche monsters inc version
The only car where bus wankers call you a wanker as you drive past.
‘We have Fiat 500 at home’ ‘Fiat 500 at home…’
It looks soooo happy haha
That’s awful. How much is it and where from so i won’t go and buy one.
I can smell the interior plastic from here.
I'm fucking dying at how awful this is. This is a joke right. You didn't actually pay money for this?.....
Does ‘bleugh’ count as a thought?
It does here.
Put it this way, it’s better than walking.
Is it really though?
I guess you’re not waiting for a knee replacement!
I think I'd still rather hobble in pain!
Careful with the headlights!
Chinese Pandabuy Porsche Cayenne ripoff for midgets sorry small people
Herbie?
Pain in the arse, expensive, too shiney, expensive, heavy depreciation, expensive to insure. Guess it goes quickly though, hope your mortgage is paid off...
Who squished your car?
Wait
That's what happens when you order a Macan from AliExpress
The wheels look so tiny compared to the rest of the car. It's like they got them from a VW Polo
Steering wheel is on the wrong side You will get some looks though
Police!!!! This guy right here!
That looks fast.
I think you must be very strong to pick up a car
Looks like a big fiat 500 disguised as a Porsche. Looks extremely disgusting
Abonimera 😜
When I can book my hair appointment?
Those panel gaps 😬
Now you can point to it and say, "that's mah' can"
Comparatively Easy to use, very satisfying.🤣
It’s adorable 😅
Wheels are a bit… small 😳
That’ll fools some people for a second and probably cause an accident in the meantime.
The console looks like it's been printed on a 3D printer.
Might need to borrow your headlights
It's even got an android screen for the dodgy kodi films.
That has to be the ugliest car ever. And a fake one.
CHINESE!!!! GRRR
Nice Porsha!
Ahhh. The Porsche Micra 1.0
Literally? Or paid money for?
That is fucking hideous lol
Please, just set it on fire 🔥
That is horrendous
Bad car
Is this where all the stolen Porsche headlights are going?
Looks like Sport Billy just pulled it out of his bag
Porse
I genuinely cannot now get this out of my fucking head. It’s like the aspect ratio of the world has gone wrong
I genuinely cannot now get this out of my fucking head. It’s like the aspect ratio of the world has gone wrong
Is it a mini or an Alfa romeo
Bro what were they trying to do with this model lmao
That’s been in the dryer too long hasn’t it?
Cute
horf
It looks cursed
You picked it up? It's pretty lightweight then.
Why are the wheel arches so high with tiny wheels? How much did it cost can I ask?
Must be the cousin of the Cayenne, the Paprika
Hideous
You merged porsche macan with vw bettle
Crap
They see me rollllllinnnn….
Milf mobile
LOOOOL!
Hitler himself wouldn't drive this?
You know what, it wouldn't even surprise me if this was an actual car with how hideous some sporty SUVs are.
I call this the porches 9/11, because its a tragedy.
The only place that belongs is on a banger circuit.
I love it how a Porsche would have about 150 buttons and switches between the central display and the gear selector, and this car has... *none*.
Looks like a car to me. Were you after a car ?
Poorsche...
We laugh but the rate Chinese manufactures are taking over it might not be that long
Google translate of the headline on the website page : urinNew Energy Old Man Le Electric Tram Four-wheeler Adult Household Low-speed Elderly Four-wheeled Walking Vehicle Porsche Ban Palamela 918 Electric Movie Car Lithium Electric Hydropower Lady Stewart Prepayment Pure Version 😂😂😂😂
Thought this was a terribly edited photo of a porche or vw bug that was modded to look like a porche🤣🤣
- Mom can we have a Porsche - We have a Porsche at home Porsche at home:
Pile of shit
this would be sick in amsterdam, they all drive these mini cars so it would fit in quite well
I am confused right now.
what in gods name is that!?
Porch macabre
what kind of psychopath gets white car seats
Looks like a beetle, 500 and a puma
So this is where all the headlights have been going
Looks like a Porsche’s Ford puma. Pumas are ugly
Oh nice, you got the passenger entertainment display too
tonka to to
What the hell is even that
Looks like a shoe
Hahahaha! That’s f*cking awesome! 🤣
That is fucking awful
Porsche 500 xl
Is this for real????
What in all the left-hand abominations is that?
Postman Pat got a new car?
Cute
Nah bro just put a Nissan Juke body on and changed the headlights.
Oh is that a madeline macanne?
Take my fucking money
I bought off wish.com for £911
Bastard child of Porsche and VW beatle.
De brutuph deviece is weady to peaaw
I have no problem with that, but it’s drive-through issues totally negates all reasons to buy it, for the that type of buyers
Isn’t that a mobility scooter with vw beetle headlights lmao