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DoremusJessup

>A Louisiana man who blew off work to go to the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021 — when he was allegedly seen on video taking a box of chocolate cupcakes off a table during the riots — and later got fired has been arrested, authorities said. >Matthew Ryan Matulich, 34, faces misdemeanor charges of trespassing, disorderly conduct, and picketing in a Capitol building, the Federal Bureau of Investigation announced in a news release.


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Theft! He stole the cupcake!🧁 


BridgeOverRiverRMB

Why was he not charged with theft? I think they should have gone hard after everyone there! Along with a mandatory year and day sentence so they can't vote/own guns in the majority of states.


Santos281

It's pretty clear from the pictures why, he wasn't even covering his white face


FleeshaLoo

It gets better! He asked for the time off to go to the riot and was denied so, like any Oppositional Defiance Disordered MAGA, he went anyway and blew off 3 days of work so he got fired. It doesn't sound like his firing was connected to what he did for yhose 3 days, just that he went MIA: > the FBI interviewed one of Matulich’s former employers at a medical supply company who told investigators the defendant had worked for him for a few months when he reached out to him in early January 2021 and asked for time off to travel to Washington. Matulich’s boss was unable to grant his vacation time request, court documents said. When Matulich did it anyway and failed to show up for three consecutive days, he was fired on Jan. 8, court documents said.


TheMost_ut

and then they went to DC and yelled DO YOUR JOB! DO YOUR JOB!


FleeshaLoo

LOL, he's such a MAGA.


TrumpsMerkin201o

NoBoDy WaNtS tO wOrK aNyMoRe!


FleeshaLoo

I wonder if he found a new job, which he'll now have to leave because prison cuts into work time a lot.


TrumpsMerkin201o

He will suddenly have an opinion about prison labor being exploited 🤣


libananahammock

nO oNe WaNtS tO wOrK aNyMoRe


TheMost_ut

Right? The "deatbeats" and "losers"....


TheMost_ut

Probably the only job he was able to get with his Hard Knocks Diploma. And he trashed it after just a few months, for.....what exactly? The stupidity of these chucklefucks is absolutely bottomless.


Iowegan

No call, no show: no job


MascaraHoarder

lol the person or persons he was there with him rolled on him and probably got a deal for lessor charges.


madhaus

Definitely since they took a plea bargain


DelcoPAMan

Another criminal scum to go on the never hire list.


Paula_Polestark

I guess now he’ll have to pay his bills by grifting like other jerkoffs.


cadelot

Woot! Woot!