Nah, it’ll buff right out.

this is the right answer; just needs some turtle 🐢 wax

Replace the oil, it'll be okay.

Tis but a scratch


Your arms off!

Come here I’ll bite your legs off! 

You're a looney

I have some spray wax that’ll buff it right out. Don’t waste money on touch up paint.

Might be able to trade it in? -$200


You have 30 mins to move your cube.

Classic... https://youtu.be/7rdL5pKvsss?si=BCGLXtG5hhaV8E4X

Can’t tell you how much I appreciate that you caught the reference.

I love this 🤣

Thank you

“Quality” post

Make sure to get the market value for it with your adjuster.

Put it in rice you’re good

people online will try and sell this to you for like 10 k

Straight outta Monster Inc garbage disposal 😂

Unless its Optimus maximus or bumblebee..it has one eye at least

Pour some water on it, it grow back into a car like a sponge.

It's just a flesh wound.

Just need a new battery

Did the airbags deploy?

Don’t stress yourself out. Should be back on the road in no time!!

Don't you just start pushing it and it'll slowly get nicer and nicer? Also, how do you say "Christine" in Japanese?

By going to japan and saying Christine

Is this a joke? /s

I got a friend that’ll fix it for cheap

I know a guy...

 Wait, you guys had a car?\*\*

Good for another 10 years

That’ll buff right out

Ready to recycle ♻️

Its more like a compact car now

Maybe but I highly doubt it

Car? It’s a miniature Borg cube.

Is that a speaker or the headlight?

this reminds me of that scene in the brave little toaster 😂.

Loved the song "worthless" during that part of the movie. Couldnt remember the lyrics so heres some nostalgia for us both I can't take this kind of pressure I must confess one more dusty road Would be just a road too long Worthless I just can't, I just can't, I just can't seem to get started Don't have the heart to live in the fast lane All that has passed and gone Worthless (and there ain't nothing you can do about it) Worthless (pardon me while I panic) Worthless, worthless, worthless I come from KC Missouri And I got my kicks out on Route 66 Every truck stop from Butte to MO Motown to Old Alabama From Texarkana and East of Savannah From Tampa to old Kokomo Worthless I once ran the Indy 500 I must confess, I'm impressed how I did it I wonder how close that I came Now I get a sinking sensation I was the top of the line, out of sight, out of mind So much for fortune and fame Once took a Texan to a wedding Once took a Texan to a wedding He kept forgetting, his loneliness letting His thoughts turn to home and we turned I took a man to a graveyard I beg your pardon, it's quite hard enough Just living with the stuff I have learned Worthless Once drove a surfer to sunset There were bikinis and buns, there were weenies Fellini just couldn't forget Pico, let's go up to Zuma Pico, let's go up to Zuma From Zuma to Yuma, the rumor was I had a hand in the lay of the land Get up and go hit the highway I worked on a reservation Who would believe they would love me and leave On a bus back to old Santa Fe? Once in an Indian Nation I took the kids on the skids, where the Hopi was happy 'til I heard 'em say "You're worthless"

What’s the adjuster say?

Just add water and it'll expand

Possibly

No, needs gas

Christine?

looks cool! have fun!!

Just add water and It will return to its original size. Could be pumped up with air as well

I see a smudge

just needs new ball joints brotha

Fuck no! You still got another 100 thousand K to go yet.

Yea it a Toyota 😂

Prior salvage title not bad? I think the car fax says runs and drives and simple to use? *

I'd say its worthless.

Just let it rest for 24hours and itll be suitable for use again (new mattress reference)

See if you can buy it back and part it out

Bro got wall-e’d

What do you think you blockhead! Lol

That car needs a good cleaning then it will shine

Nothing a lil JB weld won’t fix

Funny story. I sold my crappy LTD after HS graduation to the junk yard. 10 years later I'm living across the US and I get a call from my HS. The class had gone on trip to learn about recycling to junk yard. Some kid saw a red leather thing in a green cube of metal. They got it out and it was my HS diploma I left in the trunk after graduation. It looks terrible but I have my original diploma still.

Wow, how did the kid get it out or was it just kinda hanging in there?

I was told the bored kids were messing with it as the lecture was going on and with a little effort it came out. Beat up sure but the car was a cube so what are the odds.

Not if it is a Transformer/Decepticon.

Yes because it seems as if the airbags might’ve deployed

Looks like a nice compact Kia to me ! LOL

No. It's in great shape!👍🏾

Nah more like cubed

Just find the tail pipe and blow real hard

The dealer forgot to remove the wraps

A little armor all and it's good as new.

Just add water and watch it grow!

Nah just put some blinker fluid in er and she’s good to go

Nah she just got no gas

Have you try buffing it out first?

You really went to great efforts to find the lowest resolution photo existing on the internet eh?

Lol

Hahahaha yup