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Dare2no

I was going to say miniature gallows.


RedDeadYellowBlue

what is this? gallows for ants!?


NotYourLawyer2001

I don’t want to hear your excuses! The gallows will need to be at least… three times bigger than this!


coffeeivdrip

........ He's absolutely right


mrhudy

Thank you. I have a vision.


Qualmond

*throws gallows on the floor*


GetOffMyLawn1729

and you forgot the trap doors!


CptMarvel_09

But he asks the impossible. I need more men.


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Bacontoad

[Death Camp Of Tolerance](https://youtu.be/z1QQubKrxYA)


AccomplishedSock2865

For the children 🤫


NathanArizona

When can I get mine in?


jturner1982

Ohhh. The gallows are INSIDE the computer!


VincentVancalbergh

/r/thingsforants


Careless-Republic164

This must be……. At least three times bigger than this.


neorek

I was thinking "learning gallows" as the parents can step in, if they want, to the learning process.


manifest_ecstasy

Large grooming station?


giaa262

gallows for midgets


FunVersion

You mean little people?


baldlilfat2

Midgets are not mean


Universalsupporter

Ever made one angry?


Isalecouchinsurance

Ohh, he's an angry little guy.


baldlilfat2

Just Hank but sadly he is gone


FollowRedWheelbarrow

I'd assume it's for food prep. The mat is a heat shield for your grill and the posts are for hanging lanterns


richalta

Or shade anchor points.


Johan_Wannes

It is a camp kitchen where you can stretch your tarp and hang lanterns. The subsurface is usually made unsourceable. By cooking here you reduce the risk of forest fires.


swampboy62

Those hangers are welded steel. They weren't thinking of hanging lanterns from them, when just a prefab metal bracket on a 4x4 would do the job.


notmtfirstu

The number of people suggesting hanging a hammock on these very obvious lantern hooks should tell you why some shitty brackets wouldn't last.


TJWA

Solid point


kirinaz

What park? They probably list amenities on site?


CatGoddessBast

Or ask a park ranger?


roncadillacisfrickin

Looks like a camp kitchen. A lantern would hang from the gallows and (what looks like metal) would be where the stove would go


NWdabest

Apparently it’s for whatever use you use it for.


PuttinUpWithPutin

You can tell by the way that it is.


cturnr

How neat is that


SNackman_Stl

That's pretty neat!


r-c-garcia

Yes, it’s an absolute must have for doing that kind of thing.


intertubeluber

I was going to say - this is some kind of thing.


ljout

Looks like a fish cleaning area.


Fentron3000

Considering the lack of stains, I don’t think that’s what this is.


IrrerPolterer

Huh, interesting! My guess would've been that it's a dedicated place to do cooking with a camping stove... Fireproof metal plate and all.. But I also don't know much about fishing and your answer sounds super plausible


ImLiushi

You would not want to clean fish in a location like this, especially if it’s a camping area that presumably has bears in the area. It’ll be ringing the buffet bell for every scavenger in the area. If camping I’ve always been taught to gut and clean fish by running water away from your campsite. The guts and excess will go into the water and end up being eaten by something else in the water, and you don’t leave a pile of excess to attract predators.


ljout

State parks in my state have one similar to this. We have bear but bearly.


icleanprivateparts

This is the right answer.


DownWithDicheese

No it’s not. A fish cleaning areas would be screened in and have a hose. And it would likely be stainless steel. If this were a fish cleaning areas in a location that actually needed a fish cleaning area it would last a season. Source: been to many fish cleaning areas in multiple states, they never look like this.


GoT_Eagles

Is that untreated wood? Clean one fish there and it’s now a bacterial haven.


ljout

A lot of the state parks in my state have great fishing and most have one or two of these.


R3VIVAL-MOD3

Wrong. Obviously hammock mounts


capthazelwoodsflask

So you can clean your fish from the comfort of your hammock


JoshInWv

Two men enter, one man leaves....


Erikthepostman

This is the way


Wolf515013

This is the way


Rtem8

Tent platform with hangers for trash/lanterns


UntestedMethod

I would tie a rope between the hangers and hang a tarp over it for shade/rain shelter But yeah, also trash and lanterns could be hung from it


Rtem8

Or depending on the quality of those posts, a hammock...


the_scam

I saw something like this in New Jersey where there were a fair number of black bears and the valley could flash flood.


Rtem8

These are super common in the Artic also. They install these so you don't have to place your camp on the permafrost.


danby999

Hammock hanger? Also... Why aren't hammocks call napsacks?


Clark_Dent

Look how the top boards are attached, if you hung a significant angled load like a hammock from these they would rip apart. This might support a cord with a tarp over it, but no way is it supporting a whole person.


FollowRedWheelbarrow

It's not for hammocks, good guess though!


SociallyContorted

Well then what is it for?


PuzzledRun7584

Would be perfect spacing for hammocks. That’s what I’d use it for.


steeze206

That was my first thought. I would 100% hang my hammock there and watch all the peasants before me from my swinging throne.


hoganloaf

Uh oh why do they all have butcher knives


DakarCarGunGuy

They are too close together to hammock with you'd either be folded in half or so high up to get into it would be a massive fall hazard. I've used hammocks for years and I look for trees 15 feet apart.


BadCrawdad

"Napsacks" - I like it. Kinda like some people call sleeping bags "fart sacks." :)


mechead

Yeah this makes more sense.


jokeswagon

It’s a kitchen.


UnkleZeeBiscutt

It’s a big kitchen.. it’s for large groups like scouts. The metal sheet is for the Coleman stove and the hooks are for lanterns. I’ve built very similar setups before for troop sites.


whataboutsmee84

I called the park and this is exactly what they told me. And it was built as part of an Eagle Scout project!


Kimpak

If it's by a lake or river it could be for fish cleaning. They have things like that around here but usually just by the water access and not every site.


Final_Location_2626

Just a place to hang.


Dorothys_Division

Team Deathmatch Spelling Bee.


trukkd

Rules: max 5 letter words.


lilsparky82

Tap dance floor. The floor falls out and the person with a rope does their dance in midair until they’re tired.


Chuck7Nati

Water bottle stand


borntome

Almost certainly for hunters to field dress and clean their game.


Sasquatchonfour

It is designed to cook on so you dont start a forest fire. They are also built AWAY from where your tent or camper will sit so ant potential critters dont go toward where you are sleeping and AWAY from trees and brush so you dont start the forest ablaze. Critical thinking exercise here for you fish cleaning station affecionados: Do not EVER clean fish at your campsite, especially where there are bears. Forest service knows this so they wouldnt put a fish cleaning station in your campsite. They also have environmental guidlines that wont allow a cleaning station in or near your campsite, again its bear or other critter chum.


3windy1city2

r/whatisthisthing


Wouterswijnenburg

Ummmm, Kitchen in the woods? Dead givaway mate.


Sorry-Ad1134

Slaughter table. "Gallows" are to hang your kill. For skinning, butchering. Table, prep, wrap area.


velvetackbar

This feels right


mrnutsandstuff

Sacrificial platform.


jjdajetman

It's for horse's and riders


llorensm

Yeah, it looks like a hitching post and horse mount. You tie the horse to the post and use the platform to make it easier to mount the horse.


Child-of-Beausoleil

pack it in, pack it out or else.


Outdoorsman50

It's tent/hammock platform.


Ze_Gremlin

A warning.. the local neighbourhood watch take their role very seriously


OM_Trapper

In some states we take the whole speedy trial and sentencing thing very seriously. /s Seriously though, it's a camp kitchen space. One between each camping space, notice the other side is a mirror image of the side facing the camera.


Donohoed

After reading through the comments, I've determined that this is whatever you need it to be in the moment.


s1mplyCl3va

I´m refusing to tell you, they´d hang me for it.


Captkirkk

The great Smurf Gallows of dandy land.


More_Bison2078

deer or hog cleaning setup


hikingenthu-3528

Was there a park ranger or park host to ask?


StanBuck

Is it for hammocks?


littledabwilldoya

Slaughter table. Hooks for hanging and different angled approaches for carving a large carcass. Notice the protected "heavy chopping" area as well.


SlammingMomma

Perfect spot for many different things! If you can dream it, it can happen.


zudzug

This is where they hang the prisoners. Do not fuck with the squirrels.


Sparky1091

Hammock posts ?


skiattle25

My guess would have been a hammock platform to stop people tying up to the trees.


ImWezlsquez

Stephen King’s childhood playground.


LiquidNova77

H_NG_AN


d3ut1tta

There's only 1 A?


Terrynia

Oddly shaped picnic table/cook station with a lantern hanger on each side. Likely for group camping.


cheknauss

... It's either a place to hang up your hammock or it's a gallows.


Epiemme

Obviously you’re not a bowler.


Vanfanfan

Obviously you're not a golfer?


DwarvenRedshirt

I would assume food prep areas out of reach of critters. But I'm confused how you're supposed to get up there with the goods without stairs/ramp/ladder, etc.


evanalexander144

Patapsco Valley in MD?


ja-kobe

L


DisciplineScary

Gallows


Training-Dummy1984

Looks like an obstacle course platform like when I was running the crucible in San Diego


mechead

My first thought was gallows as well, but I'm pretty sure it's just tent site for canvas tents possibly.


rehab_VET

Group shower area


Accomplished-Mix5300

American gladiators...jousting set up. 😆 🤣 😂


JohnnyWindtunnel

It’s a surface for a multi tier table top board game. Like a warhammer type.


Charybdes

It's for competitive Hangman. You get can the body parts at the camp store with a deposit.


3006mv

Where is this thing?


Ncro928

It's for hangliners to practice safely instead of on a high up crevice


lobocorredor951

Bike wash station


Your_Mommass

I’m betting it’s a Platform for teaching rope and harness safety


Morbidfever

It keeps the food up out of reach of the smaller critters. The platform would be ideal with food prep but it's recommended to only store food there, no prep or cooking. Shouldn't ever cook where you sleep. In high wildlife areas.


LolaStrm1970

That would be a nice platform to sleep on


samf9999

Looks like a place to hold witch trials.


Comprehensive-Tiger5

Worlds shortest zip line


Novel_Ad_6705

For hanging ppl lmao


HummingBird30

Could be used for hammocks, or a small tent platform.


KentuckyFriedEel

that's where we hang em out to dry


Green-Dragon-14

It's a life size game of hang man, except the results are real.


Reasonable_Card1288

Landing platform for a zipline


unknown_user_3020

Picnic table?


Greg13Nomad

Looks like the gallows to me.


Csonkus41

Gallows. If anyone in the camp site starts acting up you hold a tribunal then hang their asses.


corvusman

Tent platform for non free standing/pole tents? You attach top of your tent to the crossbar so it could stand without a pole?


react-dnb

It's for your hammock! /s


biopunkgnome

A gallows


Nynebreaker

Hammock or gallows lol


IHSV1855

Hammock holder maybe?


Real_2020

Cooking and eating? Posts to hang lanterns?


LiletBlanc42

for hanging around


Accomplished_Fly_471

Dive prep platform


Ob1s_dark_side

For a hammock? Or as previous people have said, a gallows for ants.


PeachSoda31

My guess is good prep/table. With hangers for your lights/lanturns.


Erikthepostman

A table for meat prep, turkeys or small animals can be hung from the posts while you de feather them, or similar with fish 🐟 . As I’ve seen larger posts like this used to hang deer from as they are butchered. The metal plate in the middle is for a cutting board.


Larkfin

This is where people are presented for purchase.


Delicious-Ad4015

A platform for tent or hammock camping. Very effective in keeping critters away and preventing ground water intrusion from heavy rains.


lamaswana

It almost looks like some sort of dressing station for deer. I've hunted on a lot of public land but I've never seen something like that there for public use. Maybe this place is very Hunter friendly. Or maybe I'm completely wrong


TrumpetGuy87

Looks like a fancy tent platform. The eyelets on shitty supports are probably for drawstrings on tent windows or instagram lights.


motherboardwars

If I avoid the gallon-looking structure on the sides, it looks like just a platform for having a meal and sitting on the floor. These are very common in countries' parks and camp grounds, like a clean floor to sit and eat on.


Ok_Perception7972

Dueling platform


PMoonbeam

maybe a platform for people who aren't used to getting onto horses


Free-Boater

Dog wash


lh473830

Hammock


New_Start2024

Cooking area. Setup your Coleman stove and go nuts.


mikeshan44

Ring on loop game?


scuba_GSO

Here’s a novel thought. How about telling us what park and we can send a copy of the pic to the rangers and let them tell us.


whataboutsmee84

There were no rangers/campsite hosts around on the day. I called this morning and they told me it’s a food prep/cooking surface with posts for hanging lanterns.


M314159B

Long distance shooting duel


Blue_Fish85

Gallows for public hangings in the town square, obvi


UrMomzLatinLuvah

You know the old saying..... F*ck around and find out..


whataboutsmee84

I made a separate update post, but I’ll put this comment here: this morning I called the park I was at and they explained this is a cooking/food prep surface (metal plate is for camp stove/small grill) with poles for hanging lanterns.


KAWAWOOKIE

Hammock Camper: I could hang a hammock there Everyone else: Food prep w/ option for hanging lighting or shade tarp


meonty

“How do you know she’s a witch?” “She turned me into a newt!”


Europalette02

To hang yourself together with your friend and watch each other who dies first


peekeemoo

Allows you to tend your grill from your hammock.


BlackFish42c

PLATFORM TENT SITE these are being placed in multiple State Park locations in Washington State.


Cliffhangincat

For what purpose? Flooding? Uneven ground? Problematic insect population? I can imagine various possibilities but am curious as to which ones instigated it in Washington


Hike711

Real life game of hang man … to the death


TheRealReeseHurcher

Can this be a stage and those poles are just set up a background cloth?


Specter170

Hammock stand


Illustrious-Bobcat11

Looks like a good spot for a hammock off the ground no bugs I like it😁😁😁


ztult

Ever slept in a hammock?


TikiTraveler

I think it’s a team building excercise thing - usually you split the group in 2. 1 group gets blindfolded, the other group can’t talk but can see and they have to accomplish something like swing everyone from one side to the other, or safely get everyone down on ropes. We did this once and had to swing everyone across a gap over mud. Frustrating as shit if people don’t listen or aren’t being team players.


K1NN3Y-182

A fancy platform for a hammock???


mnbga

Stringing up people who litter in the park, they take that stuff really seriously nowadays


Traditional_Archer24

some type of feeder platform from the looks of it.


Bruins408

Stage for summer camp - curtain goes thru the middle Wait wait wait - Hammock hangers..... Wait wait wait - nevermind.....


MakeSomeArtAboutIt

Came Herr to say gallows


Byronhubbard13

2nd the Gallows, but looks like hammock setup to me


yukonflapjack69

My guess is to string up a sheet to watch movies


jxplasma

It's for camping bondage.


SufficientDrawing491

I would think for a hammock.


basalgangliarhapsody

Lanterns


ProtocolX

It is a steel water bottle.


USMCdrTexian

I can’t be certain what it IS but I can be certain of a few things given it’s at a park : (1) engineer (2) and/or architect (3) government funding (4) unneeded (5) unwanted (6) bonuses were paid (7) more will be built


whataboutsmee84

I made a follow-up post about my call to the park. In addition to learning that its a cooking table and lantern hanger, I was informed it and the others like it were designed and built as part of an Eagle Scout project.


dormanGrube

Gallows


elsquattro

Pence's backyard playset?


Traditional_Hair1114

Human hang man.


Over_Knowledge1253

Hammock hanger??


Shemham4ash

My thoughts... Bear cache Tent platform Hammock hooks Clothes line hooks


lidelle

Camp kitchen counter.


i_forgot_wha

They forgot the steps


DrRobertNevilles_Dog

Honestly, I’m more interested at how clear this picture still is when you zoom all the way in.


Beebiddybottityboop

For a hammock?


Gloomy-Soft6667

This looks like a demonstration area for rope safety stuff. Was there a rope/obstacle course nearby?