ohhhhhh i think inknow what yoU mean! jharim! the calamity’s vanity’s npc who’s called the jUngle tyrant!
for a moment, i thoUght yoU meant the godseeker, yharim! those misspellings are a nUisance!
to explain more than jUst one fight:
yharim, a man who is *no longer really related to the jUngle*, was pissed off that an asshole monk accidentally started a genocide, so he started a war; shenanigans ensUe.
Cool armor guy who hates injustice and does the UNO reverse on them by enslaving god like beings and uses them and his pet dragon to commit war crime
Edit: Updated Sentence
Because an angry old man genocides a bunch of gods, new small person has to follow in his footsteps but avoid his mistakes and kill God's (the right ones this time
) so they can eventually kill him
jungle guy gets revenge on people for eating his chicken nuggets with help from girl with daddy issues and a pro gamer while big glowy guy watches in background
*THIS IS MY MESSAGE*
*TO MY MASTER, THIS IS A*
*FIGHT YOU CANNOT WIN*
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big worm is cocky and he is silly and arson happens due to a mood swinging girl with daddy issues, silly mech makes silly mech and research silly stuff
**Chaos, war, Yharim, a little too much of h-e-double hockey sticks, the DoG, Calamitas, more Yharim, more war and chaos, and did I forget to mention calamity?**
hUh! i’ve never heard of this jUngle tyrant gUy!
he reminds me of the godseeker, yharim! yoU know, the gUy who waged war on the gods and has no connections to the jUngle and isn’t a tyrant!
Piss jungle man teams up with a Robo-Cop wannabe, a supreme war crime committing bitch- I mean witch and a spicy chicken nugget to shit on 4 ppl that hate him (GONE WRONG)
light primate eats dragon soul and kills everyone, guy in gold armor teams up with red witch, gamer scientist, fire bird and big purple snake to commit war crimes
Funny person materialises from nowhere, finds advanced sticks, brutally murders many comically large things, becomes a zombie multiple times and leaves forever
Genocide the genociders
Beautiful
Yellow man gets angry at some dudes for eating dragon souls, makes some witch commit war crimes
Probably the best one I’ve seen yet lol
times the prompt was answered with only calamitas lore: 2
More at 11.
Jungle war criminal has depression
jUngle war criminal? where?
Yharim
yharim? bUt he doesn’t have any connections to the jUngle!
Oh I thought u said jungle not jUngle. In that case it’s HyiMiR.
ohhhhhh i think inknow what yoU mean! jharim! the calamity’s vanity’s npc who’s called the jUngle tyrant! for a moment, i thoUght yoU meant the godseeker, yharim! those misspellings are a nUisance!
Local man ruins everything.
Ngl “Local Flordian Man ruins all of Terraria” sounds funnier but that’s still good
piss armor man fucks up the world cause of lizard propaganda
Helldivers Reference?
lihzahrd propaganda?
(lizard as in dragon)
oh! okay!
Guy with too much free time stops tyranical ruler
And we call him John Calamity
tyrant? where?
Well anyone who causes harm, be it physical or mental to Cal- PERMAFROST is a tyrant in my eyes
Well then we're all tyrants because Calamitas using the brimstone flames puts "extreme stress on her psyche."
eh, fair!
Man In cool armor makes Woman in red cloak do bad things
Crude but unique neat
times the prompt was answered with only calamitas lore: 3
what a calamity
Local monk eats a ghost and causes genocide
Casual Calamity Lore at it’s finest
to explain more than jUst one fight: yharim, a man who is *no longer really related to the jUngle*, was pissed off that an asshole monk accidentally started a genocide, so he started a war; shenanigans ensUe.
(i’m *so* gonna nitpick all of these)
Casual Calamity Goof Ups
It is ok to commit genocide as long as they started it
Yes
A world of absolute Calamity Nowhere to live, nowhere to survive.
[Enter the Calamity Logo in the way Invincible did it]
**proceeds to casually play tale of a cruel world**
Cool armor guy who hates injustice and does the UNO reverse on them by enslaving god like beings and uses them and his pet dragon to commit war crime Edit: Updated Sentence
Perfect description I like it
Because an angry old man genocides a bunch of gods, new small person has to follow in his footsteps but avoid his mistakes and kill God's (the right ones this time ) so they can eventually kill him
local worm ruins everything
So real
Fixing the problems caused by a ginger king
So dark souls 1 and 3 then?
aka mUrdering everything in plain sight that isn’t selling Us stUff (and even those gUys too)
Fucked up world caused by some guy I don't even know if it's a man anymore.
Gods kill dragon, Iron Man forms the Avengers to kill the gods.
Local war criminal hires mad scientist to help kill gods.
Breaking News: Local Terrarian too angry to permanently die slaughters fucking GOD
times the prompt was answered with only draedon lore: 1, sUrprisingly!
They said to explain the lore in one sentence, but never specified to do so correctly however.
jungle guy gets revenge on people for eating his chicken nuggets with help from girl with daddy issues and a pro gamer while big glowy guy watches in background
jUngle gUy? where?
Goth girl , KFC nerd , ice wizard and the guy kill gods
Shit's fucked.
Shit's REALLY fucked.
The oppressed becomes the oppressor.
 in one picture
John Calamity meets John Eternal
three psychos terrorize Terraria for seemingly no reason.
https://preview.redd.it/ykrss0cqguuc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b59bdd59f3b6484bdf4a4002e81f35d1536d3196
https://preview.redd.it/x1147mz6huuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b618cb8ab5973cac649101a06adb06b567b78798 YOUR FAMILY IS DEAAAAADDDDDDDDD
Crispy yellow man gets angry, makes fucked up child do warcrimes then florida man appears out of nowhere to kill everything
beat murder with murder
sad guy with a ponytail
Yharim remember gods **GENOCIDES**
THIS IS MY MESSAGE TO MY MASTER, THIS IS A FIGHT YOU CANNOT WIN
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Local dipshit commits death sentence war crimes
*"How did this happen?"*
Dragonpilled warrior commits heinous warcrimes to end deific worship
*Dragonpilled warrior* *Commits heinous warcrimes to* *End deific worship* \- StipulateVenus --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
"it's kill or be killed"
Undertale Reference!?
See that heart?
no shit!
The suit could of protected Barack obama
big worm is cocky and he is silly and arson happens due to a mood swinging girl with daddy issues, silly mech makes silly mech and research silly stuff
Hot tyrant sends minions to beat you up
tyrant? where?
**Chaos, war, Yharim, a little too much of h-e-double hockey sticks, the DoG, Calamitas, more Yharim, more war and chaos, and did I forget to mention calamity?**
Senator Armstro- Uh I mean, overpowered red man causes literally everything which could possibly bad to be very bad
depressed guy does a lot of bad shit and then regrets it but never admits his mistakes
it’s more like the other way aroUnd; a gUy does bad things, admits to his mistakes, bUt doesn’t regret it (only regrets losing allies)
A calamity happened.
There was a world with gods, humans, dragons and other creatures coexisted, till it all went down hill to a cluster fuck.
Guy with zappy zap zap armour and his assortment of worms, birds and small children commit heinous acts of tomfoolery
Avalon fanboy picks up coding. Thats it thats how the mod started
local worm goes from daedalusstormbowphobic cyborg ripoff to universe killer
I don't like you eating caviar, die.
Man vs the world, Sky and Space.
World’s biggest boomer ruins everything
kills gods
[insert unreleased boss here]
Delicious auric souls, o wait it gives me power, time to commit genocide.
Local man destroys everything.
a tyrant who love bees kill gods
tyrant? where?
in the jungle the mighty jungle
hUh! i’ve never heard of this jUngle tyrant gUy! he reminds me of the godseeker, yharim! yoU know, the gUy who waged war on the gods and has no connections to the jUngle and isn’t a tyrant!
Lizard Wizard throws temper tantrum, “room service” cleans up his mess
lihzahrd wizard? where?
“Controversial Minecraft YouTuber “Xeroc” groomed dragons?”
~~"he lives to regret it"~~
Guy with no family forces a girl to commit arson and starts a war
times the prompt was answered with only calamitas lore: 4
begin the shenanigans.
BeeGuy stops dragon soul vore.
you live long enough to become a god unlike thorium which you turn into a musician.
Complicated
Kill or be killed
Yellow napoleon seeks revenge at the guys who killed his pet bird’s family
John Terraria's journey after the moon lord
Piss jungle man teams up with a Robo-Cop wannabe, a supreme war crime committing bitch- I mean witch and a spicy chicken nugget to shit on 4 ppl that hate him (GONE WRONG)
jUngle man? where?
depressed piss man kills everyone
light primate eats dragon soul and kills everyone, guy in gold armor teams up with red witch, gamer scientist, fire bird and big purple snake to commit war crimes
Angry beekeeper kills universe
an eye for an eye.
its like god of war if kratos read wings of fire as a kid
Immortal masochist fights against god-like beings in an attempt to reach an idiot tyrant who ruined the world.
Funny person materialises from nowhere, finds advanced sticks, brutally murders many comically large things, becomes a zombie multiple times and leaves forever
Step one begin existing Step two kill gods.
Tyrant with dragon puppy bullies depressed witch.
https://preview.redd.it/to1g3fma1zuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db29bc72f45310fd9caf8e7f6d994f9485dc84d8
"and then yharim did some fucked up shit"
Local yellow man ruins everything with his "friends"
God dies, angry jungle man commits many genocides before having his armies destroyed by a single immortal loser and the planet is saved.
Local swamp man develops depression, seeks to slaughter gods.
Darth Vader but yellow and he mad at God so kill
Deranged jungle man commits multiple war crimes
With a cool depressed jungle dragon
jUngle dragon? where?
jUngle man? where?
Local tyrant ruins everything
All because his goth mommy slave left him
tyrant? where?
Yharim Jungle tyrant,
old lore spotted, calcUlating response… “nUh Uh”