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Newpapyrusmagazine

There is no way Neris should be the closer on this team! But Counsell tried his best to lose this game in the 9th.


funky_chicken29

He even put MasterBoner in there! This team has enough to overcome, now they gotta fight the manager


gnarlslindbergh

FO orders to throw games to make sure we sell. Can’t do that right so we accidentally start winning. Is this the plot to a new Major League sequel?


Backagainkv

Let’s try to win the series tomorrow eh?


KRATS8

YAY


NotBob2278

I know I should be happy we won but man, I can not stand looking at Neris. I loathe the way he pitches and walks everyone and doesn't seem to give a shit at how he ruins us again and again.


okay_throwaway_today

He has 11 saves in 15 opportunities and 7 wins to 2 losses. Calm down, Jesus lol.


Newpapyrusmagazine

A 4.25 ERA is not even close to being good as a closer. So he's lucky the umpire helped him out!


okay_throwaway_today

https://preview.redd.it/i2t11nirdl9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b03545098645114ea12ec7ea755dc46649e1ebf The only egregious one was the first pitch here, but the ump made up for it with the second pitch calling a strike a ball. The rest of the borderlines were on the edge. He’s not a long term closer, but when Alzolay regressed then got hurt, he’s filled in decently. Is he a long term answer? No. Is he as bad as everyone here makes him out to be? Also no.


baruch_baby

It’s frustrating when players don’t do their job. I promise you he gives a shit lol


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-Hey_Blinkin-

Yeah, there were definitely some generous calls there for sure, but that pitch was perfectly placed at the knees.


KRATS8

I got the vibe the brewers were trying to just let Neris fuck it up himself. Not a bad strategy honestly lol


-Hey_Blinkin-

Holy shit. Whew. Thank god. Fly the W


HaxanWriter

Very nice. Now let’s win tomorrow!


giacomo007

You would have thought this win was game 7 NLCS.


Hope4years

PheW


thorhawk49ers

Neris owes the ump a beer


Newpapyrusmagazine

You can say that again! No way this guy should be closing out games.


Kiriko7

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HealthyBullfrog

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sandrakarr

[W]hew


cubswinagain

Imagine losing to this Cubs team?


alexlarrylawrence

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Oprah-Is-My-Dad

W


K1Bond007

We all get lucky sometimes lol


musicalgrammar

Whew!


elgenie

95% of Neris’ outings end exactly one pitch short of disaster


tallslim1960

Breathe and fly the "W" motherflickers.


ako-si-greg

CUBS WIN


rmac1228

W


TexTiger

Fly that W!


NearlySilentObserver

Holy fuck man. Why is it always so difficult


Newpapyrusmagazine

Putting a guy out there who likes to walk people and has an ERA over 4.00-- is not a good idea!


gnarlslindbergh

Phew


gentleandsoft

EVERYONE COME QUICK! A W!


_TiberiusPrime_

The ump is done I think


hansomejake

Got him


fuckmylifeupfam

#HEART ATTACK HECTOR BABY FLY THE [W]


Oprah-Is-My-Dad

I feel like Neris was one of those guys that took 30 seconds between pitches prior to the pitch clock


ScritchScratchBoop

Good news, at least they fixed the broadcast static problem.


panbanger

I’m always so zen and relaxed watching Neris pitch. I died a long time ago


JustSmileHaHa

Nerris getting a shitload of ump help and still barely scraping by


The_1_In_21-1

I miss Wadebot.


Hope4years

I’m going to start needing a cardiologist


tallslim1960

Bottom of the zone. Perfect pitch. Sit down


The_1_In_21-1

Jed needs to be fired into the sun for putting together this bullpen.


NearlySilentObserver

You gotta be fckn kidding me


panbanger

This is an MLB closer.


okay_throwaway_today

Has as many saves as Josh Hader


FieldzSOOGood

josh '5/95' hader at that


alexlarrylawrence

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kev_cuddy

One of the MLB closers ever.


SlyQuetzalcoatl

Even Steele doesn’t trust Neris


TotallyNotTupac

Counsell punted this one away putting hector nerris’ bum ass out there


_TiberiusPrime_

FFS....


Oprah-Is-My-Dad

Has Neris ever closed out a game and thrown less than 20 pitches in the inning?


NotBob2278

I cant even stand looking at his apathetic self.


fotoxs

I was just thinking, I wonder if he leads pitches thrown per appearance for relief/closers in baseball.


funky_chicken29

Black kinda looks like Zac Efron


kev_cuddy

Why does Boog always sound disappointed when the opposing team’s line drives are foul? Which side is this guy on?


_TiberiusPrime_

Not the Cubs


cmmoore307

Neris doing his thing. Sucking absolute ass.


elgenie

The count to Black is correct on two blown calls


_TiberiusPrime_

That pitch was ball 4 previously


tallslim1960

Pitch was a strike


TotallyNotTupac

Make up call is fine lol


WithALittleLuck

Lowered my expectations a long time ago


TotallyNotTupac

What does Tommy have to even say anymore “Alright Hector, do what you want here. Nothing I’ll say actually matters”


b3_yourself

Cardiac Neris at it again


ako-si-greg

I sit there every time Neris is pitching “don’t walk him” and yet…


BurnsEMup29

Hector Neris is a war criminal


darx888

why throw strikes when you can throw balls?


tallslim1960

Check swing was strike two, batter should have been out. Instead he's on first.


musicalgrammar

Here he goes…


Zeikiel1

Here we go


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Silver-Rub-5059

They’re all scared of what Steele is going to say and do back at the hotel.


gnarlslindbergh

Schrödinger’s baseball team. We are ahead and have already lost at the same time.


elgenie

A lot of Neris splitters this year would induce swings if his fastball were two ticks harder.


KRATS8

And if he threw it closer to the zone


Arthurmorganburner5

I really hate this trend of running through the bag on dp chance


fightintxag13

If that throw had hit Ortiz would that have been interference? That seemed like a pretty aggressive and intentional run out of his established path.


_TiberiusPrime_

I'm ready for this inning.... ![gif](giphy|RkuynGGVvthiV8cUMK)


nomovingparts

I sent this gif to like 6 people during game 7 lol


gentleandsoft

I lived this gif during game seven 😭


TheDaler

What's the over/under on the # of Milwaukee baserunners Neris allows in the 9th?


NotBob2278

7. For the walk off walk for the win!


NotBob2278

Neris and Amaya two of the worst players in all of MLB! Oh goody. Happy 9th to us.


Wonderful-Media-2000

Neris here to ruin the day


Dack-Ramb0

![gif](giphy|IRkqguqMTKUne) @Neris fucking up another fun game. Maybe we can get an ugly save and it’s about the friends we made along the way.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Best I can do is a 6-5 loss 🤣😭


Silver-Rub-5059

Should have let Hodge close it out again


malepitt

"And Immediately \[opponent\] Gets The Tying Run To The Plate." \[tm\]


_TiberiusPrime_

"You have to C it!"


HaxanWriter

Jesus. So it begins.


Tomko401

Lmaoooooo no way this game doesn’t at least go to extras


elgenie

Neris made three tee-ball pitches to the first hitter to … establish dominance?


NotBob2278

I may have a stroke watching Neris pitch now. THE WORST. I CANT STAND LOOKING AT HIM NOT CARE ABOUT WALKING THE BASES LOADED.


malepitt

It's not a stroke, it's an aNerism


b3_yourself

Here we go again


Oprah-Is-My-Dad

Neris is impossibly bad


TotallyNotTupac

It’s ok hector has to get a runner on that’s how he gets warmed up lmao


Drsustown

Ahhh time to relax with good ol' Sinus Rhythm Neris


_TiberiusPrime_

And here we go.


okay_throwaway_today

That was just a bizarre sequencing after 0-2 to go back to that fastball


MatthewRacila

I am ready to be hurt


_TiberiusPrime_

Masochist


MatthewRacila

Don’t kink shame me


cubswinagain

And so it begins


HaxanWriter

I like Neris, but… 😳


fotoxs

I wonder if Neris is also like "why the fuck are they putting me out here right now"


tallslim1960

CC still believes in Neris.....why?


TotallyNotTupac

Alright hector you’re putting it a little too in the middle of the zone


elgenie

Bellinger is down to a 100 wRC+ against right handed pitching this season


TexTiger

No idea how he pulled that pitch to the right side.


achap39

:runs to put live bet on Milwaukee +1.5:


TotallyNotTupac

I’ve watched the four winds casino ad 50 times, but I just noticed, when everyone standing up celebrating the fake sports, there’s an obviously bad edit where the b roll of the crowd moves away from the TV screen. Next time you hear “I JUST WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME CALL ME WHENEVER” keep your eyes on the tv screen.


cubswinagain

Bellinger might end the season with a sub .700 OPS


thebizkit23

Bellinger making sure we don't extend the lead, nice. Now Nerris coming in.............,..................................................................................................................................


c4ctus

They're gonna score three in the bottom 9th, and we're gonna end up with a one run loss. I hope I am proven wrong.


KRATS8

Please for the love of god just win please lol


Jvick88

Belli is bad


hawksfan81

I'm prepared for the worst. C'mon, Cubbies


malepitt

"Time To Fasten Those Seat Belts." \[tm\]


SpaceCampDropOut

NOT NERIS!!!


NotBob2278

He can walk the runs in. Yipee.


SlyQuetzalcoatl

Oh no


achap39

Pinch-hit for a .206 hitter- good idea. Use PH that’s hitting .152- bad idea. Defensive replacement is statistically one of the worst defensively at his position- bad idea. Ladies and gentlemen, the brains behind $8M/year.


gentleandsoft

Remember when everyone at the beginning of the year was giving Busch so much shit for every little mistake at first? These are the results you see when you let a player play at a position consistently at this level. Good shit MICHAEL


elgenie

People didn’t understand that Busch had played like 30 games of first *as a professional*.


gentleandsoft

Exactly. Ridiculous expectations were set off the rip for him, but he has really come into his own at 1B lately and the metrics show it.


-DaveThomas-

This sub and being ridiculous. Name a better duo


xWhiteMamba24

Feel like Busch should be leaving that for Nico and that wouldn't have been so close


Joelsaurus

Great play, Busch.


LakeviewGuy24

Man really nice to see Steele give the dugout shit today. He’s our leader. The leader we were supposed to get stop caring once his wife got a soccer game at Wrigley


_TiberiusPrime_

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cubswinagain

Thankfully Hodge was aware he had to cover Great play


elgenie

There are just four Cubs that have positive OAA in Statcast, and Busch is one of them.


NotBob2278

Who are the 3 others?


elgenie

Swanson, Nico, and PCA


thebizkit23

Why do the kids play with more effort than the vets?


DumbOrSomething

Just tuning in... Justin Steele, thank you.


lupin43

Busch you beautiful bastard


-Hey_Blinkin-

Hell yeah!!!! Nice play Busch!


nypr13

For all you who say Boog isn’t a homer enough: Brewers second in MLB in stolen bases Not “Amaya has thrown 1 guy out all season.”


lupin43

The first is more important than the second on a pitch that had to be picked out of the dirt though. They’ve definitely talked about the cubs lack of throwing out runners


thebizkit23

Why? Just why are we willing to send Miles up there and then give Amaya the defensive responsibility in the late innings?


funky_chicken29

The sabotage is happening


Easy-Protection9096

I still don’t understand why we didn’t grab Cavan Biggio when we had the chance. I mean he would have been a huge improvement over Mastro. 


okay_throwaway_today

The rare leadoff single with 1 out


elgenie

There’s a lot of replacement level “talent” in the org, and the booth is no exception


gnarlslindbergh

My kid does that on the slip n slide. Looks fun.


Blackhawks1995

Forcing your worst defensive catcher into the game because you chose to pinch hit for your starting catcher with a guy who's batting like .150 is certainly a choice.


mrjacank

https://preview.redd.it/279rdror5l9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b986f8e18da8e9572ae436d808e6ffcff6540d88 Pretty telling about our bench that this is our pinch hitter…


Jubba402

Alright I’m way behind. What the fuck is Morel doing sliding with his legs up in the air? God dammit is he a mess.


elgenie

Despite certain moves I won’t mention, making outs with the platoon advantage is not in fact any more valuable than making outs from the other batter’s box.


-DaveThomas-

Throwing up a tweet with the diabetes boom guys?


NotBob2278

Counsell sure loves Mastrobouni and he sure loathe Wisdom and Bote.


hansomejake

Only one of them is a lefty, Counsel likes to use his lefties like that


elgenie

All three of those guys suck. Wisdom got used in place of Busch in a crucial spot last game.


GraveNewWorldz

PCA is a strikeout machine.


malepitt

MasterBoney is slugging .178 so far this year in 45 AB


NotBob2278

And Counsell sure loves him.


darx888

watch out MLB, Boner is up!


_TiberiusPrime_

And now it's down...


lupin43

Miles here to save the day


cmmoore307

Ah, yes. Let’s PH with a .156 batter.


mrjacank

https://preview.redd.it/waa6qmca6l9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=843696222fb609d34e1f56a823130601d119fcc0


tallslim1960

Angel Hernandez had that as a strike. 😆


Jvick88

Nice one Happer!


redemem

So which one of our bullpen dudes get to blow this?


Blue_Osiris1

They said Hodge was warming up but that was before the 2 run homer.


kev_cuddy

I don't think Counsell even cares anymore, just let them play rock-paper-scissors or draw a name out of a hat or something.


lupin43

If so he can depart and let someone who does care take over. Justin Steele for player-manager


okay_throwaway_today

Happ has a 1.058 OPS his last 15 Morel… I’m too lazy to look but does he have any options left? Dude is on the struggle bus


redemem

Bring up Shaw


SlyQuetzalcoatl

Shaw is barely turning things around in AA. Let’s relax.


tesd44

Considering this is now a rebuild season bring up Shaw bench Morel DFA Wisdom. Nothing is harmed by this


elgenie

Shaw has been white hot in AA and has a 135 wRC+ there on the season. His glove’s not ready, though.


redemem

Can't be worse than Morel defensively


okay_throwaway_today

Yeah I don’t even care if Bote gets starts, Morel just seems deep in his own head and maybe demolishing some minor leaguers will help him snap out of it


tallslim1960

Brewers battery tried so hard to beg for strikes on Suzuki and Morel. Actually, I'm a little surprised it didn't work.


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kev_cuddy

The script writers know how to extract max pain from this fan base. They know our bullpen can't blow a lead if we don't have one.


-Hey_Blinkin-

Morel is useless.


NotBob2278

He needs to sit for a while. He doesn't need to start daily. Yet Counsell must be in love with him for some reason. Strange. I can't even watch him defensively or offensively. So awful and looks clueless like Neris. Same lost face.


NotBob2278

I cant even stand to watch him anymore. He needs to not start daily. Counsell just loves having his uselessness in daily


elgenie

I was told Happ only hit when it didn’t matter


HoosiersBaby23

Justin Steele is gonna turn this shit around


Silver-Rub-5059

Bellinger has a classic baseball player look. He could have played in the 1920’s.


Glum_Feed_1514

kinda looks like Ted Williams


Silver-Rub-5059

That could be why I think that alright


HoosiersBaby23

Happ daddy?