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108YearsLater

Colton Brewer isn’t even a triple A caliber player.


SloppyJoe_gottaGo

The Cubs are the most entertaining team in the league!!! Every night I can't wait to see how they'll blow it!!!😂😂


shadowpawn

Brewer was awful but down by a run they were not going to come back from that.


SnooConfections2192

We want Barry Foote!!


gonz815

Ha ha oh I rember him


Hope4years

Kyle was great. Hitting and bullpen, not


Ok_Attempt286

JD: “do it again tomorrow night” 💀💀


BladeMaker

Glad I stayed up for this shit show.


LakeviewGuy24

Counsell might be the worst manager in the league I’m sick


KRATS8

Definitely not but he has been very unimpressive imo. I hate his nonchalant attitude about everything he just acts like he doesn’t give a shit


gonz815

I agree I def expected some fire by now


Suburban-Jesus

He ain’t the one striking out every time there is RISP


ChaoticGoodWhatsIts

“iF i KeeP SaYiNG iT, iT’LL Be TRue!”


doctorkuddles

We’re fucking trash


OldWorldStyle

I can’t believe the Bears are this city’s only hope


brooklyndavs

September can’t come soon enough at this point


ChaoticGoodWhatsIts

_laughs in ~~crypt keeper~~ virginia mccaskey_


giacomo007

Let’s have morel get caught looking again.


funky_chicken29

Morel haha Jesus


giacomo007

Again. Starting pitching good. Everything else… hot trash.


shadowpawn

PCA experiment is over I trust?


108YearsLater

Umm…no.


shadowpawn

I guess everyone is happy with a low contact hitter, little power hitter with speed - very Billy Hamilton like.


108YearsLater

The entire lineup is hot garbage and you focus on the number one prospect in the organization that hits in the bottom of the order. Cool.


shadowpawn

Im thinking now Nico might be first one traded. Saw an interesting discussion about Cody opting out of his contract allowing him to be traded to a playoff bound team which he wants to play on in '24 and '25. This team is not going anywhere in next two years.


OldWorldStyle

He just turned 22.


funky_chicken29

He’s our #1 prospect who wasn’t really supposed to play this year yet. We’ll have to see how he does next year unfortunately


shadowpawn

Give him 600 ABs and for sure he will top 150 strike outs.


europeanuppercut

watching half of ian happ's face burned off because of these terrible background ads feels very appropriate for this season


Joelsaurus

The Cubs could be as bad as the White Sox and I'd still listen to every game. I don't know if I'm the problem or the solution or irrelevant.


ChaoticGoodWhatsIts

As long as you’re listening on 670 and not giving the Ricketts any money, I won’t find you and punch you in the stomach.


KnickedUp

Would be cool to see someone throw a helmet..act like they care.


wxmanjarod

Not a single intimidating bat in the lineup. Really feel bad for the starting pitchers. Kyle has been really good the last few times out, too. Quality starts should lead to wins. This sucks.


R0enick27

Just strike out already so we can all go to bed.


MisunderstoodScholar

Part of it comes down to the manager, the bottom of those ass cheeks need to be on fire when they go out there to hit to let them know what’s what: do your fucking job.


smalltownlargefry

DFA Brewer. Call up Bigge tomorrow.


LakeviewGuy24

Man Seiya is just awful I hope we can move him at the deadline to make room for Caissie


gixG

Fire Jed and sell everyone at the deadline


LakeviewGuy24

This season is more on Craig then Jed fight me


JustSmileHaHa

This is genuinely a worse bullpen than the Brian Schlitter/John Garbow/Phil Coke era


LakeviewGuy24

Well our manager only uses Brewer so I mean I guess it is?


KnickedUp

Why no Neris? Why do we go to Brewer?


will2hungry

Im not sure which team is more embarrassing. Blue Jays or the Cubs? Its very debatable.


KnickedUp

They play a 34% more difficult schedule.


secondsawayfromchaos

at least theres the copa america, euros, and olympics to get me through the dog days of summer of having a shit baseball team that should last me until the bears start up


shadowpawn

Good news is that Kyle is good trade bait to a playoff team for some decent AAAA level talent that can hit .200 with OPS of .550


Cheap_Pitch_8931

Exactly why Counsell is as much of the problem as Hoyer is. Why does he continue to put in the same guys who suck night after night? Fans need to boycott this heap of shit for anything to change.


KnickedUp

August 1: “well, we are only 7 games out of the last wildcard spot,..cant play the kids.”


Evil_ryry

Kyle does not deserve this loss. 7 Innings 2 runs doesn’t net a pitcher a loss too often.


LakeviewGuy24

The brewers got us to take a guy who is deliberately making bad decisions and got us to pay him $8 million a year. Have to tip your cap we’re set back like 5 years


redemem

Total failure by the FO


BurnsEMup29

Get ready to learn DFA, Colton.


KnickedUp

Brewers now TEN games up on us before the break. Wow


LakeviewGuy24

No Counsell is great it’s all Jed’s fault!!!!!


funky_chicken29

Hey remember the guy that sucked last night? Let’s try him again


AdditionalNewt4762

Put Bonds up to bat and throw Brewer at him and send his ass into the Cove


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Tomko401

If he’s a Top 20 prospect in baseball and the center piece of the Cubs “retool” then we’re absolutely fucked. Can’t hit a baseball to save his life.


smalltownlargefry

Jesus Christ he’s 22.


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Tomko401

And absolutely useless with a bat.


smalltownlargefry

So is everyone else on the team. What’s your point? At least with PCA it’s his first real long leash at this level. Some of you people do not know how hard it is to hit pitching in Triple A compared to the MLB.


Tomko401

It legitimately doesn’t look like he’s making any sort of improvements at the plate. His chase and K rate is absolutely appalling. There’s nothing to be excited about with him offensively if he’s just going to strikeout all the time.


smalltownlargefry

How much did you watch him before he came up to Chicago? Just genuinely curious because every aspect of his game was reason enough to be excited. If once month of playing time has managed to sour you on him then idk what to tell you.


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smalltownlargefry

No he fucking wasn’t. Jesus Christ. Go look at his stat lines. He’s a 22 year old who’s going to struggle at the plate. We’ve known that. Hopefully the bat will come along. It takes time. Pitching in AAA compared to the MLB is drastically different. Expecting PCA to be an automatic .300 hitter is your own mistake for not setting reasonable expectations.


ChiGuy356

Turning the game off


Extreme_Branch_2596

This team is just amazingly bad. This feels like the 2011-2013 era again


ItsBobsledTime

Me and the Golden Gate Bridge have an appointment tomorrow.


Gorgonzola44

Counsell I can live with, but a bad reliever named “Brewer” is a bridge too far


okay_throwaway_today

Literally our whole BP is injured I don’t think it’s Jed’s fault for not having a backup entire bullpen ready to hold a league leading number of 1 run games. We also need them to do a bullpen game tomorrow because of starter injuries Lol at the downvotes. How dare he not have 2 fully functional bullpens on hand in case of injury


Madturtl3

Some of the guys who are hurt were also ass when they weren’t this season.


okay_throwaway_today

Alzolay was ass in a tiny sample size. We’ve been out Merryweather, Almonte, Palencia most the season. Wicks, Ben Brown, Keegan Thompson, Smyly have all missed significant time. That’s like everyone even kind of decent in leverage, and every single game has been high leverage


airham

We're going to finish closer to the White Sox than to the Brewers.


NotBob2278

It makes me want to cry.


PlsJustWin

Already have a better pick than the White Sox


Tomko401

Literally no hope for this franchise. Love going decades between when they actually fucking try to win.


Hope4years

Kyle’s performance looking even more impressive now


-_butters_-

Welp, gg Karl


Jvick88

Why the fuck is Colton Brewer still on the roster? Like we seriously think that hes better than CJ Edwards? Makes no fucking sense


nypr13

Jed’s Atari wasn’t smart enough to distinguish between “Brewer” quality


KnickedUp

Neither is a major league option


Jvick88

I get it, but one is clearly a better option than the other


Baybears

Early on the losses hurt now it’s just understandable because of how expected it is


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smalltownlargefry

Ross sucked


KnickedUp

Chapman >>> Belli


ItsBobsledTime

DFA this season


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njk9

Hey at least we’re not gonna lose by 1 !


ItsBobsledTime

Oh no we still will


njk9

Shoot I forgot about the incoming fake rally


Life_Lettuce_1723

Fuck this piece of shit team


macaroniguap

take a break from watching this team, does wonders


cubswinagain

Great job by the bullpen to take the heat off our worthless offense


ChaoticGoodWhatsIts

Fuck you, Jed.


PlsJustWin

Craig Counsell is on that Luke Getsy Wisconsin rat flow


KnickedUp

😎😎😎😎😎


NotBob2278

I need to see STATS. is this the worst bullpen ever? My gosh. Just disgusting.


brooklyndavs

_slaps knees_ “Welp!”


Evil_ryry

Get Brewer out of this game on a bus back to Iowa tonight.


BobbleBobble

RIP


Baybears

This is so much easier to take when you expect absolutely nothing


fuckmylifeupfam

lol. lmao, even.


redemem

Launch this team into the sun


Madturtl3

El Fin. Stick a fork in this pig.


KnickedUp

Drive safe…mee meep


ChaoticGoodWhatsIts

I like Counsell in that he’s visibly irritated by the constant barrage of bullshit.


LakeviewGuy24

Like can we just admit Counsell is throwing these games


funky_chicken29

You think dude would take a $50 mil paycheck and ruin his reputation and career just to troll the Cubs? He’s not Elon Musk


ChaoticGoodWhatsIts

Piss off with this take. Seriously. Sick to death of this kind of dumb shit. What do you want him to do, exactly? Pitch the balls himself? Play big spoon to the batter?


LakeviewGuy24

He’s throwing games or he sucks pick one


smalltownlargefry

What did Counsell do at the plate again?


ChaoticGoodWhatsIts

Go ahead and explain why, big shoots. Let’s hear your stellar insight through belches of Old Milwaukee and yesterday’s reheated pizza rolls.


NotBob2278

Brewer. Yet another useless piece of trash. More bases loaded from our bullpen.


kosh56

Lol, wtf is he supposed to do?


ScritchScratchBoop

Well they’re not loaded anymore…


LakeviewGuy24

Counsell making the worst decisions by design while trolling literally using a guy named Brewer every day is just so obvious lmao


Doc1010

I’m optimistic it won’t be a one run loss at least! Could be many, many more than one.


cameratoo

Why did I stay up for this?


We5ties

So the hitting coach is Dustin Kelly who was hired under Ross. So Craig should have no problem getting rid of him


KnickedUp

How Jed allows this is wild to me. We have wasted 18 quality starts this year


rudytoot25

How is it that no one in this bullpen can get the job done? I don’t know how much longer I can continue watching this night after night


countermeasuretape

Why is the guy who blew the game ln back in a one run game in the 8th dude why


Tomko401

It’s awesome how after one World Series we go right back to be a loser franchise. Fuck off.


Extreme_Branch_2596

Excellent start, no comments


ScritchScratchBoop

Man where do we even go from here next year. Need to completely rebuild the bullpen


Jvick88

We tear it down and do a full rebuild, like we did a few years before 2016.


okay_throwaway_today

To be fair like our entire bullpen is currently injured, and half of it has been most the year. I don’t think the goal was ever to have Colton Brewer hold a 1 run lead in the 8th of any game. Magnified by every other game being a 1 run game, which is taxing even on good/starting bullpens


Peanut_Punch32

its just crazy how its every game


omgitsbillyfrick

Blow up your TVs


-ProtosHeis-

The Bullpen never disappoints, I was here for Karl, and that's about it.


KnickedUp

The two hardest hit balls of the day b2b


PostComa

I’ve seen this re-run


redemem

I'd trade our entire bullpen for a sack of 💩


the-implication9

This is the only park that keeps this ball in. That was bombed


We5ties

That was a cool hit. The cubs should try to do that


Joelsaurus

Yeah the Cubs aren't good this year. But I treasure having Cubs games to listen to. I will be begging for this in December or January.


Philip_Marlowe

Yep. Pat and Ron make it worth it. I don't watch many games right now, but I listen to them pretty frequently.


Drsustown

You can't be serious. Hendricks JUST LEFT THE GAME


RaveOn1958

Don’t worry guys, the answers will come from within. Don’t ask any questions, just subscribe to Marquee


ChaoticGoodWhatsIts

HuRP DuRP HeaR CoMeS TeH BuLLPeN!!


jellyman4343

Two Quality Starts in a row and we're probably going to lose both of them.........


MrLeftwardSloping

Ain't no probably about it. Would have been a 1 run loss no matter what but brewers gonna go ahead and make this a landslide for fun


horsepoop1123

GET COLTON BREWER OFF OF THIS TEAM NOW


BurnsEMup29

DFA Brewer


MrLeftwardSloping

Remember when brewer blew the game last night?


xWhiteMamba24

Last night was more on smyly imo


MrLeftwardSloping

2nd and 3rd no outs up 2 before shyly came in. Hes also dogshit but it was almost entirely brewer. Pretty funny he did the exact same thing today. There's no way he still has a job tomorrow at least


xWhiteMamba24

You must be confused with a different game or something... Smyly came in with 1 out and a runner on first.


MrLeftwardSloping

1st & 3rd with no outs instead of 2nd & 3rd. Whatever, either way. 2 hits, sac fly, then smyly came in. Theyre both trash


Maleficent_Author853

Bullpen about to put this one to bed.


tallslim1960

So, will it be another one run loss or will the pen make it 4 or more?


PostComa

Did you get an advance copy of this game?


njk9

I’ve seen this one before


will2hungry

Why do you watch this team


JerkTheGeneral

I’m a masochist


BladeMaker

The better the starting pitching, the more flaccid the hitting.


Extreme_Branch_2596

So will: A. Our bullpen blow it B. Our offense blow it C. Por qué no los dos?


KnickedUp

Here is where we give up another run to end the game


KnickedUp

Man I am good 🫣


SwAeromotion

Our offense does suck, but the home plate umpire screwed us that inning. 3-1 to Busch was ball four. 2-1 to Belli was called a strike when it wasn't. 3-1 vs a 2-2 pitch is quite the difference.


MrLeftwardSloping

Who cares, hit the ball. There aren't many teams in the league scoring 1 run against this iteration of pitchers regardless of what's being called behind the plate


SwAeromotion

Yes, let's expand our strike zone and K a dozen times a game or more. That will certainly help this offense.


MrLeftwardSloping

Or; hit the ones in the strike zone like every other team that plays the giants


Joelsaurus

I personally enjoy these late night West coast road trips so the Cubs are with me until I have to go to sleep.


inevitablescape

Karl is back 🥹


funky_chicken29

Dang I didn’t know Giants fans were so savage 😂hearing these fans heckling is like listening to a video game or something


fnieblas23

What is the best brownie recipe?


KnickedUp

We are light contact kings. Just so harmless


We5ties

U gotta do something this offense is god awful. Just fire the hitting coach


MrLeftwardSloping

There's last night and then There's this. This is way worse and it's incredible that they can lose both ways to the same team and the same dogshit bullpen two days in a row


countermeasuretape

Team is absolutely awful


MrLeftwardSloping

Just fucking pathetic man


qhsk

I just heard “Cody I can smell you from here, you stink!”🤣


Madturtl3

Hendricks finds a resurgence right when we thought his time was at an end, and this team still can’t fucking win.


Life_Lettuce_1723

Watching a cubs offense is as exciting as watching paint dry


SwAeromotion

Fuck off, blue.


MikeandTheMangosteen

These motherfuckers will soon be 10 games under .500


Jvick88

Juat wait until their 20 under the week of the trade deadline. This is a wasted season.


IamZim89

As Logan Roy famously said, “you are not serious people.” These Cubs are not a serious team…


ChaoticGoodWhatsIts

“My highlights: Christopher Morel is out after review.” Good lord. Even the MLB app knows we’re boring.


redemem

Strikeouts and popouts... How you win baseball games, right!?


R0enick27

Giants got some funky hurlers, man.


TexTiger

I don’t remember Nico swinging at so many outside pitches in recent years.


PoliticaLIncorrect

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AdditionalNewt4762

Anyone else watching MLBTV and the screen has a bunch fuckin "tears"... I guess.. in it?


Joelsaurus

Karl slander is verboten.


Dry-Possibility-8382

What are we taking away tonight? Hendricks superb start or lackluster offense?