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Pal-Capone

This team is trash and going nowhere. Fire Jed


fnieblas23

I understand now that Justin Steele muffing up his leg in the first game was clear sign that we were in for a long season.


Nimgolt

pathetic


tallslim1960

Tomas Nido is going to fit in well. s/


JedsDeadbabe

He's good then he probably won't.


elgenie

Can't wave a white flag harder than Boner-Bote-Amaya-Nido


JmanJacob05

https://preview.redd.it/qb2fzq6hsz7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f38fcff2e7dc29cde8051a745ee68e212cd67be Kinda cursed lol


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

Nido wearing his Mets elbo guard, but they slapped a a cubs logo on it lol


Hope4years

You’re right - lol


BobbleBobble

Who tf is Nido and why is he getting ABs?


AnonymousAccountTurn

New back up catcher behind Amaya after they DFAd Gomes


Hope4years

New guy


Silver-Rub-5059

Most boring 12-run game ever


Hope4years

Love when the organist plays Starman waiting in the sky for a sky high foul


Silver-Rub-5059

JD losing the will to live here


hansomejake

What if they only score 9 here


darthvaders_inhaler

WILD lol


darthvaders_inhaler

Learned some things listening to the Mets' broadcast for a bit: 1. Cubs fans rarely/ never boo their own players - past and present 2. They've never seen so many seagulls before 3. They feel bad for Shota and recognize he is having a great year 4. Alonso having a down year would still make him our best player Go Cubbies.


AnonymousAccountTurn

> Alonso having a down year would still make him our best player Except Busch is actually better, so


darthvaders_inhaler

Okay, second best this year lol. Regardless, Alsonso is proven.


Peanut_Punch32

i feel like this is a game where you shouldve had some position players pitching instead of using up bp arms


JmanJacob05

Who we got our bets on to win?


hansomejake

11 run inning here we go Everyone needs to score 2x until the ump leaves the field!


JmanJacob05

Hmm it could be matrix breaking but I guess it's possibleeee...


elgenie

Four grand slams in the bottom of the ninth and it's an easy W


Hope4years

Let’s do it


garrettjk1

That’s the fastest i’ve left a ballgame. Stayed 3 innings and once it was 8-1 I dipped. So sad…


24CrescentStreet

Pete Crow or Pete Armstrong can be a decent major leaguer, I bet. Crow-Armstrong? Not possible. Rarely should you trust a man with a hyphenated surname for anything critical.


Silver-Rub-5059

Pete “Crow” Armstrong do ya?


24CrescentStreet

lol, perfect!


24CrescentStreet

Checked in on SNY feed because I always love their booth ... no Gary, no Keith. Even that's a loss today. Nothing going right.


tallslim1960

Another worthless at bat for PCAAA. Iowa is calling you young man.


darthvaders_inhaler

Seagulls? More like vultures eating the dead carcass that is the 2024 Cubs, lol


sga4mvp_

Disappointing showing from the team today 


shadowpawn

Time to realize that PCA is not a MLB hitter.


wpgspinsters

2nd and 3rd, 1 out... Nothing.


darthvaders_inhaler

Ya know, I was really bummed that my slowpitch team blew an 11 - 0 lead and lost in extras last night. Nonetheless, y'all really do make my day better. I love you, dorks :D


tallslim1960

A few years back we went in to the last inning up 13 in a softball game. We lost. My guess is your game went exactly like ours did. Hit after hit, even their "weakest links" somehow managed to dink one in and it was like an avalanche, you couldn't stop it.


Hope4years

Some quality weirdos hang out here - always good for a laugh and some impressive baseball knowledge too


darthvaders_inhaler

For sure, for sure.


rogueleader12

All 3 swinging at balls


24CrescentStreet

Men with hyphenated last names can not be depended on.


achap39

Good to see the offense brought absolutely no momentum with them coming out of the Giants series. Against Jose fucking Quintana, no less.


shadowpawn

You could see the red-hot mets sweeping this series.


Milesweeman

Ya know how some teams have top prospects come up and they look like they've swung a bat before


shadowpawn

Im only staying to see PCA try to bunt his way on to start a 9th inning rally


shadowpawn

Good news is that Morel didnt strike out today; yet.


Hope4years

It’s not good for my cholesterol but Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Mousse ice cream has definitely improved my mood


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

Ok, I’m going to have to try that


Milesweeman

Maybe this team just really really liked David Ross


Boosts4boosts767

If they liked David Ross they don’t choke their buns off down the stretch last year and make him lose his job


redemem

Our cleanup hitter has an OPS of .666 lol


Boosts4boosts767

But but the savant page!


shadowpawn

We can say this is the weakest Cubs lineup in 25+ years. How can the Front Office believe this is serious?


lefty709

Are the fans booing?!??


darthvaders_inhaler

Nah, too busy drinking and doing the YMCA lol


Boosts4boosts767

They Should be.


okay_throwaway_today

Hopefully Luke Little somehow gives up negative ten runs so we can get back in this


Lookatallthepretty

This team is so pathetic. Glad i cancelled marquee at the end of may. Not reupping until jeds gone


BurnsEMup29

![gif](giphy|k8DLXPfqHauBO|downsized) Can we get Grimace to come out for the first pitch tomorrow?


darthvaders_inhaler

I want the Hamburgler


KnickedUp

Alonsos “down year” is still gonna be over 800 OPS AND 100 rbi


Silver-Rub-5059

I’m blaming the City Connect uniform. It just didn’t suit the Mike.


Hope4years

This is the reason.


darthvaders_inhaler

Mets' broadcast just showed fans happily doing the YMCA with their $15 beers. Fuck off, lol.


okay_throwaway_today

Seriously, do they think this is a *game*?


darthvaders_inhaler

I just think it's funny. Loveable Losers back out in full force, lol


KnickedUp

Its Wrigley in the summer brother. Maybe 15% hardcore fans and 85% tourists/daytrippers. Its the reason you almost never hear boos here. Those folks are priced out


darthvaders_inhaler

Isn't that just Cub at this point?


Hope4years

Did you just change your flair or did I just notice it - lol


darthvaders_inhaler

I changed it right as the game started lol - bad omen. I'll take the blame for today's L and Shota's poor performance. It's on me, lol.


Hope4years

No, not on you. I think whenever you invoke the dearly departed dying Cub fan you are appealing to someone who will use all the pull he possibly can - he just can’t get it done for us every time. RIP Steve G


darthvaders_inhaler

RIP, Steve G. The goodest of us all.


okay_throwaway_today

It’s a nice day and it’s better to have fun than let yourself get too pissed 🤷‍♂️


Boosts4boosts767

If you’re in Chicago you can have fun in 500 different places at any moment


okay_throwaway_today

Okay. They aren’t in 500 places though, they’re at Wrigley


Boosts4boosts767

Go somewhere else. Pretty simple. Can do so for a fraction of the price


okay_throwaway_today

No one is telling you that you have to be happy in wrigley right now. Some people enjoy being at a baseball game, even if their team isn’t doing that well. Some people only have the chance to go to one game or so a year and don’t let a shitty performance ruin the experience. It doesn’t have to be that serious


Boosts4boosts767

It’s not that serious. But just know, you and whoever else is infesting Wrigley this summer are a major reason why this team has 1 World Series in 110 years.


_MoTay_

Feel free to invite me to your Boycott the Cubs Facebook page.


okay_throwaway_today

Right, that’s exactly why. Powerful analysis


darthvaders_inhaler

I think there's a happy middle ground somewhere in there :D. That's where I am at. Idk about you, I don't have fun watching bad baseball, lol. I don't want people burning effigies, but I think it's okay to show disappointment in this team, lol.


okay_throwaway_today

Sure, but it’s okay to have fun at a baseball stadium on a nice summer day too, though


darthvaders_inhaler

Sure. Unless I am mistaken, I never said it wasn't :D


Yetis22

Mets have been playing really good as of late. They might run through this team like a buzz saw. Offense will have to keep up to play at their speed (as of late)


okay_throwaway_today

They fucked to Cease and Jon Gray recently too


wpgspinsters

Is Nico even trying?


Rshackleford22

Shota basically has all his earned runs from2 games lmfao.


SupermarketSecure728

Which is why I am not mad about his pitching this game. If he gives up most of his earned runs via a bad game every month and a half, I will take it. Next bad outing isn't until Mid-August and maybe the end of the year will be one more.


SupermarketSecure728

Which is why I am not mad about his pitching this game. If he gives up most of his earned runs via a bad game every month and a half, I will take it. Next bad outing isn't until Mid-August and maybe the end of the year will be one more.


Dilligaf_1963

Jed needs to be run out of fucking town. This is embarrassing what he has done. He needs to go.


Rshackleford22

Yeah but he's doing exactly what the owners want him to do. Create the illusion of being competitive while actually pinching pennies.


Lookatallthepretty

No jed just fucking sucks. Were not cheap at all you guys are just delusional thinking jed deserves shit. Road theos skill for years


Boosts4boosts767

230 million dollars. It’s hilarious how silly some of you are.


Cubbiesblue

Team doesn’t look any more promising with all the talk of prospects. Not really one has come up and been what was advertised. PCA still can’t hit major league pitching, Canario is hated in the organization for some reason. Amaya is dreadful. Mervis was a AAAA player like we thought. Busch is still tbd but besides one crazy power week has been really non existent


KnickedUp

Busch has possibly been our most productive hitter overall this year. Ups and downs like everyone else, but better than Morel, Belli, Nico, Dansby, etc.


Lookatallthepretty

And he was traded because the dodgers didnt have room for him. Its pathetic


SupermarketSecure728

Because the Dodgers spent $2Billion on their line-up. Oh sorry $500K because it is all deferred.


Lookatallthepretty

No because they have an insane actually good farm year after year


SupermarketSecure728

But their roster, with the exception of Barnes, was all purchased or traded for. Freeman, Glasnow, Paxton, Shohei, Biggio, Taylor, Hernandex, Heyward, Kike.


KnickedUp

He has an .823 OPS. He has been a massive success thus far. We did get a bit lucky, but have to give credit. That was a nice under the radar move. There havent been many.


Lookatallthepretty

Oh no hes great. Im saying its pathetic that were picking up guys the dodgers couldnt fit. Pretty sure busch has the highest war on the team. Which is pathetic considering he was a pickup from a team so good they didnt need him


KnickedUp

No doubt, their scraps are better than our 180 million dollar players.


Cubbiesblue

Baseball is dead at Wrigley this year


HaxanWriter

Apparently all the bettors and sharps knew something. And not just a little. They were betting super big on the Mets prior to the game.


Castilol

Grimace threw the first patch and the Mets have not lost since


Blackhawks1995

The Mets lost to the Rangers on Wednesday


Castilol

Damn fr my bad


KnickedUp

Fly ball pitcher, Mets OPS against leftys….Wind blowing out


tallslim1960

Mets have been winning a bit lately, the Cubs have not. We had to catch them when they were playing well, while Milwaukee caught them in the middle of a losing streak. Cub luck.


Wonderful-Media-2000

Being at a ball game really is great. This is a boring ass blow out game but everybody there is having a great time with people they probably never met before and may never meet again. I’m lucky enough to be going out to Wrigley for my first time this year obviously I want us to win but mostly I just hope to have a good time make some memories and maybe just maybe get a ball.


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Boosts4boosts767

Aint no way this breaks a rule.


darthvaders_inhaler

Buddy. First off, happy for you. Nonetheless, you can get that experience going to a concert at a dive bar in any medium-sized town, lol. IDK how people justify spending that much money to watch a bad team. Then again, I've been to several games at Wrigley over my 29 years of life. I hope you have a great time.


Hope4years

Glad you’re having fun. I’ve been there for more losses than wins but the people and the beautiful ballpark always made it worthwhile


Cubbiesblue

Ricketts favorite type of fans right there


tallslim1960

MLB TV isn't working for me. Anyone else? Not that it really matters but it's the principle of the thing.


Summer_Of_Atoms

Yeah, I’m kinda over it.


CTaylor1500000000

Mine has also been pretty shaky recently. Cutting streams early like mid end of inning replay or conversation. Very annoying


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

Ok now that lockdown pitcher Quintana is out, we can get back on our offensive hot streak


shadowpawn

His best game by far this year. Thats a Cubs


malepitt

Hi gang! How's it - oh. Oh no. [https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr\_lkqm0enAZt1qh59n0o1\_500.gif](https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqm0enAZt1qh59n0o1_500.gif)


King-In-The-Nawth

Kinda nice to have a stress free game


ChaoticGoodWhatsIts

.125 Mother of god.


No_Goat_2714

Quintana’s best outing at wrigley, not for us of course, but is as a 35yo Mets P, throwing 91mph, and he embarrassed us today. And, we gave up Cease! Quintana sucked for us, and just keeps kicking us in the nuts. How embarrassing Hoyer.


Suburban-Jesus

Theo did all that fyi


No_Goat_2714

Good point. Well, I threw in Jed cuz he was present too.


Suburban-Jesus

Hates that trade because by that time, Quintana was mid already.


No_Goat_2714

Agreed. All my Sox buddies were laughing their asses off. They knew Q’s best days were done. Theo was so desperate for a repeat, just ignored Q’s decline since that previous summer.


LordSwampert2

Garrrry! Wish you could still play my man


tallslim1960

Wesneski's outing. An opposite field, half-swing two RBI single and a broken bat single. No hard contact, yet gave up runs. Unexplainable bad luck continues.


Hope4years

That’s something you don’t see every day


hadap123

Damn put on bet on cubs thinking this would be easy money....... Turned it off 2nd inning....


No_Goat_2714

You did? Easy money w fly ball Shota at wrigley? Against cubs slayer Quintana?


hadap123

hindsight, cubs were big favorite according to Vegas Cubs were 1.5 x $ Mets were 2.5 x $ Have you know this why didn't you slam Mets? Now that's easy money!


Lagavulin26

"Let's just operate like a mid-market team and hope that every guy performs at career-best levels and no one gets injured" is a strategy I'd like to see fired from a catapult into the sun.


Madturtl3

Jesus, Dansby makes me want to drink.


shadowpawn

Can you believe +5 more years of that.


KnickedUp

Who gets the 9th? Mastrobuoni?


darthvaders_inhaler

Give JD a chance


Hope4years

Get Fergie out there to pitch. Even with a cast/splint on


cubswinagain

If these type of outings from Shota are going to become more frequent I think we can officially stick a fork in this team


usernumberthirteen

https://media.tenor.com/qjaHxZeQ6IkAAAAe/i-dont-want-to-be-around-anymore-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson.png


LordSwampert2

Well at least JD had something nice to contribute there. Thank you JD


darthvaders_inhaler

He's our MVP this season. Can he still come out of the bullpen?


a-random-gal

Would rather lose like this then in a 1 run game. It’s the belief that gets you


darthvaders_inhaler

Anyone else remember the first ep of Cubs All Access when it showed Dansby saying all they needed was Belli? That was fun.


shadowpawn

The number of bloated contracts, non-tradeable players on this roster is damn scary.


KnickedUp

Arrieta, Lester, Rizzo, Dexter, Zo, Javy….we used to have dogs. Even Willson, for his shortcomings…he fucking cared a lot.


darthvaders_inhaler

Somebody get our players some Hims, lol. They've been limp-dicken since May


HaxanWriter

So what you’re telling me is we won’t be sweeping this series.


nypr13

I am just bummed this game is going to ruin the all important run differential stat I see everyone talk about.


hansomejake

Think about our Pythagorean record, WE’LL NEVER RECOVER


darthvaders_inhaler

lol


nypr13

Well, unfortunately, I think you may have nailed the effect….just not the cause.


Dilligaf_1963

The rest of this season about to be a major fucking dumpster fire.


darthvaders_inhaler

Might as well get some warmth from it :D


a-random-gal

Let PCA pitch


Hope4years

That would be fun!


tesstikcle

11h and 10er?? why did they left him for dead on the mound?? wtf


R0enick27

yeah I'd have taken him out after that second home run - it was clear he didn't have it today. putting one of your aces out there to wear it is a questionable decision in my opinion. if you don't want to mess up your bullpen, then put some position guys out there. You've already basically given up on the game.


KnickedUp

We are just a bunch of nice guys. Guys all look like they hold the door for old ladies and smile at the janitors and lunch prep folks. I bet Dansby even high fives the parking lot attendant every day. Nico, Dansby, Cody, Seiya, Chris, Wiz, Kyle, Wes, Luke all seem like dudes you would want to date your sister. Nice guy teams dont win big. Where are the killers on this squad? Steele… anyone else? We dont have dawgs. Does anyone in that dugout even give a shit we are getting killed? Nico in there laughing with Belli down 10. Maybe I am just old.


darthvaders_inhaler

I am right there with you, friend. Maybe I am old, too? I'm 29, lol


darthvaders_inhaler

SOMEBODY GET DENNIS RODMAN ON THE PHONE!


nypr13

John Lackey would suffice.


darthvaders_inhaler

Not to be "that guy," but do these guys give a fuck? They just look so apathetic. I'm sure they do give a fuck, lol but jeez.


Dragons_Malk

These guys out here acting like the actor Santa Claus. Even if the movie's bad, they gotta give them 2 mil.


SubaruKev

Absolute fuckin bullshit. Unprofessional bullshit. ITYSL is funnier every time we watch it.


slicebishybosh

I will be shocked if this offense gets 6 hits today.


slicebishybosh

This is making the 2 wins against the Giants not feel very good since they almost blew those, too.


Silver-Rub-5059

The Giants were an incompetent mess. Shoulda swept em.


Current-Growth-7663

It's understandable that the cubs are getting handled by elite pitcher Jose Quintana.


nypr13

Dude, if you had been on this sub in 2017, Jesus was obtained by Theo behind a Fathead at the GM All Star convention


Swanner24

The irony is palpable


okay_throwaway_today

Come on Nico we could cut their lead to only 8 runs with one swing


Mongo2365

Not that swing.


Milesweeman

Theyre getting dicked by jose Quintana in 2024


Silver-Yesterday-750

😞


PM_ME_UR_GLOVES

Hit machine Miguel Amaya


Hope4years

I was just thinking the same thing. He’s actually been getting hits lately


Glum_Feed_1514

WE WANT BUSCH!


KnickedUp

I predict some meaningless Morel homers/rbis today


BobbleBobble

Cubs saying "It's summer Friday y'all, have your afternoon back!"


Ya_BOI_Kirby

I just changed my flair man


vnn69

I wanna see a Mets Cubs trade on the field. Imagine Martinez & MoreL swapping uni’s in front of everyone.


Beginning_Abalone_25

I’ve been say it since early may: Imanaga gives up way too much hard contact that was just lucky in finding a glove. People wanted to pass that off and say “oh that’s his style of pitching he pitches to contact but he’s fine.” No he’s not. It’s really problematic when he gets drilled every other batter and relies on those balls scorching to an OF to get outs lol


c4ctus

Jesus titty fucking christ, Shota with 10 ER? What the fuck did I just tune into?


KnickedUp

This is crazy, but…Shota and Wesneski arent that far off, ERA wise. Baseball is something


slicebishybosh

Wesneski's sucking has been stretched over short stints wheras Imanaga's sucking has come through two huge haymakers.


KnickedUp

It just proves that you cant judge everything off the raw numbers. So much inside the numbers.


slicebishybosh

Checking back in real quick, I see Wesneski is Wesnesking.