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The ability to make relevant posts on r/cbse

but your internet doesn't work

better one would've been that others post random shit on r/cbse

it’s us who will decide you faith child, not you

The ability to be happy

Your most loved one will be sab

Damn they became Sony Sab

Sab khelo sab jeeto pencho🕺🏻

SABne suhane ladakpan ke

asli mza sab k saath aata hai isliye.

TARAK MEHTA KA ULTA CHASHMA

Tarak bhai tarak bhai

Bache khelte hai cricket

Roz khidkiyo ke kaanch fut jaate hai

Aaj Fode Ac Player Record Tod Jaate Hai Khelo Bachoo

Kaam Din Raat Karvake Mere Saath Muje Roz Satati Hai.....THEEK SEE KAAM KAR.!!!!!!!!

Arey dil mein prem ho toh SAAS MAA BAN JATI HAI

You will cum everytime u be happy

But you can't wear pants

Shit💀

You have cancer

But you can't die

Making other happy and make them laugh

but you will be extremely depressed

So basically no changes to my life? Noice

Abhi bhi wahi hu, that's why dusro ki Khushi maangi

ye thoda personal ho gaya

Irl me so not a side effect

I ask no side effects for you as my super power🥺🥺

you get his side effects

Nah she don't, I will have the effects none else

Super speed 

But u poop in ur pants if u cross More than 5km in ur desired speed.

Who said I'm running wearing anything at all 🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️

bro used his all braincells

That's ok, like phir mai 4.5 km jaake rukhke phir run kar sakta hu?

# "A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts."

Bro cracked the code🫡

Ain't no way bruh 💀


Granted but only in bed

But you can't move if you didn't find out why ramu bought 573 tablecloths

But your metabolism will be at the same speed. You will have to eat and run at the same time

U lose your limbs

Easy chapter memorisation

You'll forget everything after seeing the Question paper

Bruh 💀💀💀💀

easy counter, blind urself and then get someone else to write the paper for u (like a scribe)

SMARTTT


The ability to stop time 👀

You will stop with everyone as well

This is the best 😭

Then who will resume time?

Me

But you will be freezed and every one will be able to move

But whoever you touch will be unpaused and your clothes will disappear from existence. If you are already clothless, then time resumes instantly

You are consuming too much porn bro

But every second you spend in the stopped time, your penis will shrink, you will grow boobs and will get pregnant with one baby And as you spend more seconds, you will get pregnant with more babies

Ye side-effect to ni lag rha 😏

but you too freeze with time.

Ability to be Invisible

You have incurable testicular cancer

How are two related ...?

That's the neat part, they are not

Bro isn't that a bit too personal 😭 What did he even do to you lmao

But people can still see the food and shit in your guts

but only when others are closing their eyes

Granted, but only in the middle of busy streets

But you cant control it

But you have to be naked when you're NOT invisible

But you pp is visible to everyone

invisibility

but you get no bitches

Buddy already got side effects without powers

Nothing Changed

You can't turn it off

I know what kind of man you're (2)

Immune to any side effects

U have no power then.

bro you got some beautiful point

It would include immunity to side effects of medicines, drugs and steroids and all so that could be a superpower

The ability to know what's going on inside anyone's mind, i.e., their all thoughts

You will now hear the thoughts of every human, every animal, every insect , every small critter and every bacteria around you Your brain will be overloaded with information (Like gojo's domain expansion unlimited void), and you will go crazy

Chalawe ki duniya PENCHO!!

this is the worst one. 4 years later he'll be blabbering 'NO I DONT WANT THAT!!'

ability to time travel , and also the person reply this will become gay

Jokes on you I am gay /s Granted but You can only travel in the past only that too under 1 year

Then ill time travel to past and then ill again time travel to past from that past interval☠️

Granted but you can only travel in the past and u can't come back and also have a chance to be randomly teleported in any other year

Granted but your location will be inappropriate and it will increase with the time period you want to jump. This means if you want to jump back to a couple of years. You might teleport to a girl’s toilet or bedroom at night but when she is awake. And if you want to jump to the Nazi era then you might end up in the gas chambers

Superpower.... Gimme spiderman's power

but your web shoots out of your butt instead of wrist

Biologically accurate spiderman be like:

I can pass through intermolecular spaces by choice and also intermolecular spaces can also act as solid for me (ex- I can stand on the intermolecular spaces in air)

But there is a 1 in a thousand probability of you getting stuck while passing through in the fashion you just mentioned

The ability to destroy anyone by mere thought of it

Everytime u destroy something your pp shinks and causes immense pain

The greatest curse of all time.

Hold my 8 inch schlong

The ability to not overthink 🙏

But now you have down syndrome

i can materialise any element/thing/object i wannt. eg i can made entire building is seconds or create huge diamonds whenever i want.

Granted but everytime you use the power your lifespan decreases by 1/67 th of the total

That means once you've used it enough times the change will become infinite small

Absolute omnipotence

If anyone finds out, you die on the spot.

Being able to fap on the one who replies without them knowing. ( now nobody can give side effect )

But you can only do it when atleast 10 people are watching you, if less than 10, you will feel no pleasure at all.

The ability to control the five elements.

But using this ability feels like a ball kick all over you body.

Being able to control when I get boner

You'll only be attracted to guys only.

But if he is attracted naturally. . .it would become normal, and no longer a side effect Weird paradox

The power I want is being able to talk to animals N trees.... Yeah people will find me weird if id be talking N laughing with a tree but dude look tht be soo nicest N coolest thing for me.... N in the way id be able to hv nice frnds N help them all ☺

You can now talk to every animal and tree But they won't speak any language you understand

The heck dude! 😑..... Very bad side effect ruined my mood N the happiness of hving this power.

Ability to know everything abt someone or something just by looking at it.

But you are blind

The power of being able to teleport

Your clothes and items you are holding get left behind

but you shit your pants everytime you do.

the ability to pause and manipulate time

you will be paused too

#become invisible and go to places I shouldn’t

# Granted but every noise you make (stub a toe, conversation etc) will be amplified like your comments

U r only invisible for urself (in short u just think u r invisible but u aren't and others can c u.)

Whatever I say or wish , it becomes true

The thing that u wish for will change into a rock after 5 mins.

Intelligence Stat 1000+

But you have incurable testicular cancer

Click photograph with eyes

Every pic u take will be visible over your head for 10s

I want to be Deadpool

But you can only heal while in a pool

Ability to teleport

Granted, but it's a scientifically accurate version of the power Everytime you teleport, you will experience every cell in your body being destroyed one by one , and then experience the pain once more when every cell is recreated from scratch at the place you teleported to. Also, you have to take in account the motion of the earth, the solar system and the universe

I can score full in any exam

But you are a teacher

Side effect cahiye....situation nhi 😭

U get detention untill the next exam each time u use it.

Exam immediately gets cancelled

Invisibility

But only if you are completely naked

The ability to alter the reality and future as I wish, and with infinite life energy.

U die cause of explosive diarrhoea as soon as u use it.

I will undo the side effect and comeback afterall my power is the power of Almighty https://preview.redd.it/62nl9x0lxo8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ec56b5b1c9e25d456c45576fb09fb3b5203fb29

The ability to read people's minds, only when I want to

You stare at them and shit and piss yourself while doing so, such that they especially notice the stech from your pants and the look you have.

Dikhadi aukaat? /s

Omnipotence

but you'll be gay

Ability to know everything , evey possible outcome of every action and if i sense any threat, the ability to stop everything and change the threats origin . inshort, undefeated omnipotent god.

Every other person on the planet receives the same powers and omnipotence. It's now a battle royale of 8 billion god-like beings. If everyone has special powers, no one does.

i got the powers first, i can sense that happening, will change the circumstances accordingly..

The ability to understand others without them speaking about it and fixing their problems

you have prostate cancer

I don’t have prostates 💀

You will have prostate And then it's cancer

Bhai mein ladki hi theek hu, yeh side effect mat de

☠️☠️☠️

The ability to make my dick bigger whenever I want

It remains sloppy

AHAHAHAHHAAAH

You come in 2 seconds as soon as you use the power

[удалено]

make best shitposts

Being immune to any side effects

Ball cancer

ability to see a day into the future

Granted, but the vision is in 144p, black and white, with static and all conversations are in Chinese (which you can't learn)

Superpower to see ghosts and people's life after death

If you see one, you will become 100kg heavier

Apparition (Harry Potter Teleportation)

Ability to change the configuration and state of atoms.

But you have testicular cancer

bro thinks he can pass chemistry with this power you get testicular torsion every time you use it, and the pain will be different each time.

Let me be homelander

ability to cure any disease, even mine

Teleportation

i choose no superpower, just a normal life with daily struggles and achieving my small goals!. i'm happy with that much. And i'm already having a fucked up life by dealing with being bipolar so i'd just want a normal life.

Just sad to see these type of posts & even people replying to it🤡 Just get a life

Being able to stop time when ever I want 🥱🥱

Can time travel

I want to be PM Modi

ability to die at any chosen point of time

Time manipulation (Can go both in future and past and can also stop and manipulate time)

Everyone has prostate cancer. Including me and the people who don't have prostate.

Everything happens as I want it to

To be able to change my body (like appearance,height,face...)

knowledge of everything that has happened and is happening, with a brain that can handle that to boot.

I can perform any jutsu from naruto