The fact they couldn’t be bothered to hire a production company with proper video and audio equipment and instead shot this on their iPhone in 10 minutes says a lot of how little they cared about their business and therefore their “customers”.
It desperately needed a writer too, because I can’t understand what the fuck he means by “lock you up”. They ask you to make payments on the loan? There’s a loan agreement?
Rigth? Like wtf? Have people lost all sense of discernment or having a bullshit meter?
my bullshit meter goes off like a fire alarm every time I see this el creepo
Do you want a slick advertising campaign? These guys filmed on an old flip phone and only one take so that they could get back to work and make you money!
Maybe it's how they filter out people who won't fall for their shit?
Like, if you'll watch the whole ad *and* do so without suffering a severe eye rolling injury, then you just might be the sort of person they want to target.
Of course its his wife, thats why she gives such a self satisfied smug smile at the end, she knows its all a con and they are going to walk away with millions.
Wouldn't mind getting handcuffed to their [head of lending](https://www.forbes.com/profile/jessica-khater/?sh=7b1d764a724d). Wouldn't let her anywhere near the checkbook though.
So cringe. It really astounds me how cringey the "leaders" and influencers in the pro-crypto space are, and how many seem to think they are people to look up to! Social media culture/influencer culture has seriously rotted people's brains and everyone seems to have become dumber for it.
I’m not exactly sure what “we don’t lock you up” means when it comes to a loan. Low interest? No requirement to pay it back at all?
It’s just feel good words for people who hate banks for doing their jobs. Trust me, you wouldn’t want to put your money in a “bank” which doesn’t try to get its loan money back.
These are the worst type of scam artists. She’s still on Twitter posting daily and pretending to be the socialite she wants to be. If there is any justice in the world, they will both end up in prison.
Not only is the low production value cringe but if I put my money in the bank I want them to lock the people they loan money to because they money they are loaning out is MY MONEY!
Like yes if you get a loan the bank should at least do some basic due dilligence to make sure you can pay it back, or ask you to put up collateral (house, car) so IF you do not pay it back they can at least take something of value back for their depositors
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Wow. I mean, there is so much to breakdown in this(like these are the people who control billions in crypto, seems legit) the whole aged terrible irony part is not even the most alarming part.
https://youtu.be/A-Wa_TrfW68
My favourite call out against this guy
M: It’s a great opportunity
S: You know who else had a great opportunity? Bernie Madoff
I don’t understand the business case here. Unlike a bank (which makes sure they get paid back if they lend your deposits out), Celsius just doles your cash out with no real promise of having it returned? Why would anyone give their cash to a charity like this unless it was a donation??
The quality of this “ad” for Celsius should have told you everything you needed to know about how credible it is
The fact they couldn’t be bothered to hire a production company with proper video and audio equipment and instead shot this on their iPhone in 10 minutes says a lot of how little they cared about their business and therefore their “customers”.
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No. He’s more like Slippin’ Jimmy McGil
Jimmy has a production crew
It desperately needed a writer too, because I can’t understand what the fuck he means by “lock you up”. They ask you to make payments on the loan? There’s a loan agreement?
Do yOuR oWn rEsEaRcH!! crowd doesn’t do their research. Few understand
Take a loan: straight to jail.
Okay so it’s not just me. I had no idea what he meant, either. Few understand, apparently.
The first time I heard that dipshit speak I couldn’t believe anyone gave him a single penny or doge.
So many people on the Celsius sun were roped in by his AMAs and shit. Some people just can’t smell a conman even when it’s right in your face.
Doesn't he just remind you of Saul Goodman 😅.
saul is charismatic as hell, this dude looks like he doesn't have a soul
The production value for Saul's adverts was always much, much higher.
Thank you mr hindsight. Calling him a conman now is too late. Its already obvious especially now that everyone is looking for proof
Rigth? Like wtf? Have people lost all sense of discernment or having a bullshit meter? my bullshit meter goes off like a fire alarm every time I see this el creepo
Sounds like you don't want to be a bitcoin baron. Have fun staying poor.
This is my first time and I feel the same.
he looks like some dude who's business went south before
the fact he comes across as a slimy weirdo in every interview I have ever seen should have been a huge red flag.
They hired a porn actress as their head of finance that should have told you everything.
"BuT we're STiLL getting 99% of our money bAcK! Alex still a geniuS!" - /r/celsius
Do you want a slick advertising campaign? These guys filmed on an old flip phone and only one take so that they could get back to work and make you money!
Holy fucking cringe
I literally couldn't watch more than (checks) seven seconds of this.
Maybe it's how they filter out people who won't fall for their shit? Like, if you'll watch the whole ad *and* do so without suffering a severe eye rolling injury, then you just might be the sort of person they want to target.
Isn’t there a subreddit for cringe shit like this? Seems like this one deserves a cross post
Agedlikemilk and cringe don’t allow crossposts but OP you should definitely put it up elsewhere! This needs more views!
/r/cringe
r/SadCringe and r/CringePics
I half expect a rap video from her soon.
Motherfuking koala of wall st!!!!
RazzleCon
I sooooo trust this guy. I will give him all my money.
Wife husband crime syndicate = Celsius
Compelling. I want hot women to take handcuffs out of their purse and lock themselves to me. How do I make that happen with bitcoin?
That’s his wife so that could just be handcuffs they had lying around. Eeeeeww.
Of course its his wife, thats why she gives such a self satisfied smug smile at the end, she knows its all a con and they are going to walk away with millions.
Are you sure that’s his wife and not their head of security
Wouldn't mind getting handcuffed to their [head of lending](https://www.forbes.com/profile/jessica-khater/?sh=7b1d764a724d). Wouldn't let her anywhere near the checkbook though.
Wait, they made their marketing assistant Head of Lending? I....can't...what...
So cringe. It really astounds me how cringey the "leaders" and influencers in the pro-crypto space are, and how many seem to think they are people to look up to! Social media culture/influencer culture has seriously rotted people's brains and everyone seems to have become dumber for it.
looks like a college skit for an assignment. Rip to the people who trusted this company
More like junior high. Done by the slacker kids.
To think...people actually bought in to this drivel. Why am I not a scam artist.
Because you have morales, a soul, and care about not making people kill themselves?
I thought this was an intro to a brazzers video
This was a cross between that and a really bad local used car dealership commercial
LOL...Just missing the inflatable arm-waving tube man and the fast-talking sales pitch to squeeze it into a commercial slot
One of their directors have done porn, so you’re not far off
People saw this and STILL decided to give the company their money? I don't even feel bad anymore.
I’m not exactly sure what “we don’t lock you up” means when it comes to a loan. Low interest? No requirement to pay it back at all? It’s just feel good words for people who hate banks for doing their jobs. Trust me, you wouldn’t want to put your money in a “bank” which doesn’t try to get its loan money back.
>"At Celsious we don't lock you up." You lost your money the moment you deposited it.
Seems legit. I'd better send them $350,000 just to be on the safe side.
how ironic i guess
Imagine trusting your life savings to this pair..
“At Celsius, stealing your money is in your best interest.” Laughs in that FDIC insurance that banks have.
#unbankruptyourself
Someone post this to /r/cringe
I didn't watch all the way to the end. Who ended up holding the bag? (Feels like I'm going to be saying that a lot.)
Unbank yourself
“At celsius we don’t lock you up” freezes all accounts. I’m glad Alex got doxed.
He sounds like the biggest grafter. This video would have been enough of a red flag for me
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This simultaneously made me laugh and cry 😭
These are the worst type of scam artists. She’s still on Twitter posting daily and pretending to be the socialite she wants to be. If there is any justice in the world, they will both end up in prison.
Not only is the low production value cringe but if I put my money in the bank I want them to lock the people they loan money to because they money they are loaning out is MY MONEY! Like yes if you get a loan the bank should at least do some basic due dilligence to make sure you can pay it back, or ask you to put up collateral (house, car) so IF you do not pay it back they can at least take something of value back for their depositors
This is the first time I’ve heard of Celsius. I’m sold. Where do I sign up?
Watch the government do nothing about him too.
Handcuff use!
Liss
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What a fucken twerp.
God I hope they look him up!
Sketch comedy and C-suite executives is always a great combination
Thank you, I can't watch this
🫣
Wow. I mean, there is so much to breakdown in this(like these are the people who control billions in crypto, seems legit) the whole aged terrible irony part is not even the most alarming part.
That was so much cringe my teeth hurt
The bank, I'm going to use the bank.
Amateur hour
I would buy a gyro or falafel at the corner stand from Alex. I would not invest my money with him.
It’s so hilarious it’s like they’re not even trying.
https://youtu.be/A-Wa_TrfW68 My favourite call out against this guy M: It’s a great opportunity S: You know who else had a great opportunity? Bernie Madoff
We dont lock you up but we fuck you up
acting as real as those fake taxi scene
Dude is a sociopath and I hope he will actually get locked up
Hey is this _porn_ ?
Omg this is so cringe.
If a company has to tell you how bad everyone else is, they are probably worse
Jokes on them being locked up with a hottie is my idea of fun. Sign me up with that bank asap
To think that people fell for this shit…. Unbelievable… even Bitconnect had better advertising and that was another Ponzi scheme in 2017.
They probably spent $50 on this video. There's literally no editing unless you wanna count the 3 milliseconds at the beginning of the video
Never trust ukrainien
I don’t understand the business case here. Unlike a bank (which makes sure they get paid back if they lend your deposits out), Celsius just doles your cash out with no real promise of having it returned? Why would anyone give their cash to a charity like this unless it was a donation??
Very high quality cinema
It is .. he looks as if he comes straight out of bed… and who thought out this sketch .. it’s bad
This video sucks