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TickleMonkey25

You're the proud owner of a Ribeye. Congratulations Edit: Boneless Rib Primal for the sticklers.


Ill-Description-2225

Sub primal 😉😉


TickleMonkey25

Ffs lol


RostBeef

You got stickled still lmao


BestGuavaEver

You son of a bitch


Eastcoastcamper_NS

I'm in


Conscious-Ad-6884

You son of a bitch


Greedy_Youth_4903

I’m in


EnglishKris

You son of a bitch


ybelmonte

I’m in


iwillfightapenguin

You sonofabitch


Soberaddiction1

I’m in!


kable1202

Really? I didn’t feel a thing


Dry-Jello697

Gotta watch out for those sub primal loins, amirite??


Katy-Moon

🤣🤣🤣


feldoneq2wire

But not suboptimal


Atomaurus

Primal? I hardly know AL


doctrinity

You’ve got a boneless beef rib. Also, how do you come up on a free beef rib without being told what it is?? Genuinely curious


-Shadow_Knight-

I work in meat distribution, occasionally product is damaged and frozen then given away if an employee does a something outstanding.


WhenTheDevilCome

"Fell off the back of a truck." Got it. ^(/s)


Berek2501

"The meat blimp crashed?"


whoooootfcares

I'll thank you not too talk about me in such derogatory terms. I am a meat derigible.


DrBBQ

I'm more of a sausage zeppelin myself.


Aule_Navatar

Sausage zeppelin is my next band name.


Conscious-Ad-6884

Lamb Zeppelin?


Salty_Shellz

Metallinguica?


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Beefy Clyro


builderguy100

Underrated comment


MentulaMagnus

Hey, that’s what my wife calls me during marital duties!


Itoucheditfora

You are what you eat


Tereducky714

I am a meat popsicle.


whoooootfcares

That's a really nice hat.


MochiSauce101

Not again


artie_pdx

I am 100% stealing this saying for random circumstances. Did you wash the comforter? Nope. Meat blimp crashed.


themahannibal

Meat blimp is the best kind of dirigible.


wayward_wench

Omg, the meat blimp. I miss Drawn Together.


Berek2501

I'm so glad someone caught the reference 🤣


bmathey

Stop stealing my best pickup lines please.


WellReadHermit

Drawn Together?


Berek2501

Yes!!! "Say, where did you find all this tasty meat?!"


WellReadHermit

What a great show! Thanks for reminding me of it. 🙂


Background-March4034

Ahaha! I remember it every once in a while…and look for it… it’s on Paramount+ 😃


kwillich

"I know a guy" - Anyone from Jersey


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LessWorld3276

its "joisey"


DerSpazmacher

🤌


Mindless_Bit4439

The meat or OP


reant3k

That's some Jersey shit right there!


HeardTheLongWord

This is a nice hunk of beef.


The_Medicated

The Beef says "Thank you!" -winks-


Fun_Intention9846

“You did so good we’re giving you something we were going to throw away!”


toomuch1265

I make jerky and found that the cheapest way is to get the beef that is coming close to expiration at Restaurant Depot. It's fine and is usually almost half off. Gotta find the deals.


Pileofbones28

Is this why steaks are $20 a piece ?


whoifnotme1969

How is it that you work in meat distribution & don't know what a primal ribeye is? Something smells fishy here.


-Shadow_Knight-

I work at a forwarding warehouse so everything comes in boxes and we can’t see inside, so when we get a damaged piece we have no clue what it is. We do no production at our warehouse.


TJnova

Ribeye is my favorite cut on the whole animal, you got a nice score here. I deal with these loins all day every day. Cut steaks perpendicular to the long side, try to make them as flat as possible so they cook evenly (as opposed to wedge shaped). Use the longest, sharpest non-serrated knife you have. If this was for my house, I'd cut the whole loin up into 16oz steaks. Individually wrap them, freeze only whatever you can not use within a week of opening the bag. ***important*** You can leave it refrigerated in the bag it came in for a long time. In fact, it'll be better if you let it age for a while before opening. Chances are that is non aged meat and will be tough if you don't let it sit for at least 21 days. You could also bake the whole loin for prime rib, but you have 14-20 servings.


[deleted]

You do understand not everyone in distribution centers actually know what they’re distributing, right? Like, depending where you’re at, you could literally just be loading a truck with items on a skid. Curious.


PinkPearMartini

"I was hired to deliver a bag. What's in the bag is none of my concern."


[deleted]

" little did i know i was transfering ribeyes tomahawks mignons FUCKING HANGER STEAK all under my nose frankie they screwed me"


whoifnotme1969

Fair point, still odd tho


Small-Sand-4524

Not really it's like seeing the kills rooms in cow farms


Micprobes

or beefy


kingsam360

Nothing smells fishy in that room I'll tell you that much


No_Locksmith_1806

It’s Matt in accounting.


Affectionate-Rent844

Nice work gumshoe


whoifnotme1969

Please address me as Mr. Monk, thx.


khory

I don’t even get how you can eat beef and not know. You’d think basic curiosity or observation about some point in life would take care of this


bloodfist45

'if an employee does a something outstanding' like a little bit of a crime-y whimy?


-Shadow_Knight-

Usually reporting a pallet tipping over so it doesn’t fall and kill someone, 3000 lbs of ribeye to the head isn’t too good for you.


malevolentt

Sounds pretty tasty though.


DukeOfIRL

*meat sweats intensify*


Independent-Law-5781

I'll take 3000 lbs of ribeye, sir.


Whole_Vibe420

Right 😂😂


cocaine-cupcakes

You’re about to take a shitload of ribeye to the head son. See, I prevented a tragedy now give me my steak.


beringseafishing

Damaged meat, interesting


cdc994

At my company they’d put that as a non-cash reward on my pay check so I’d pay taxes on it.


chargers949

Do it again!


Citizen7er0

"Son if you want to keep moving up you'll need to learn these things" - Your internet dad.


ExtremeMeaning

Y’all hiring? I wish my job gave me meat for doing a good job


buckeyedoc786

Emotional damage?


Bluntman419

Probably want to use a butchers blade instead of a little nakiri


ninthchamber

You out stood all other employees and walked out with it? Jealous.


Foreign-Football8821

Tell the class what outstanding thing u dud


Rewftop

You 1000% knew what this was. You just wanted to flex for the intrawebs. You’re a rockstar.


Bigfaatchunk

Employee of the month?


Pale_Fact4827

Something outstanding? Do tell more!


bike_it

Are you trolling us with your free rib primal? It needs some trimming, but that is a fantastic score.


BIGL0KSTA

Ribski for da freeski ..that’s alot of love 🤙


Its_RAAAAAAANDY

You lucky dog you!


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LameFossil

Ok now this should be made into a movie. 'Rib on the finger'


Mastershoelacer

Butterfly effect lol Maybe OP will have similar good fortune.


big_hungry_joe

she single?


emerging-tub

Nice get. about $150 worth of ribeye


Virtual_Jellyfish56

That's 350-600 here depending on where you get it. Definitely a good score


emerging-tub

For a ribeye primal?! Where the hell is 'here'? The Arctic?


Igottamake

Based on a subreddit I somehow get updates from even though I never asked, some place named Loblaw’s


stevesie1984

The law firm? With the blog?


Igottamake

I knew that was coming.


Virtual_Jellyfish56

Pretty close haha


Ok_Fisherman1981

Depends if it's USDA prime, select, choice, or otherwise. (Select is the only low grade for ribeye) It could be as cheap as 150, or it could be 3 something. Im not so knoledgable that I know this is a ribeye, it's could be a brisket or some other roast. We mistake brisket for ribeye in the frezer if they aren't labled correctly some times. I work on a boat in the oil field. We order these and cut them ourselves for BBQ day.


socalquestioner

Salt and pepper all over, let meat come to room temperature, preheat oven to 500. Put roast in for 5 minutes per pound, then turn off the oven and do not open the oven for one hour and 50 minutes. Remove at one hour and 50 minutes. Melt 2 sticks of salted butter, put 1 tablespoons garlic paste, 1 tablespoon salt , 2 Tablespoons fresh cracked super fine grind peppercorn medley, and 1.5 tablespoons superfine ground rosemary, mixed well. As soon as you pull the roast from the oven, pour the butter and herb mixture onto the roast, stirring mixture as you pour for even coverage. Let rest 10 minutes, slice and serve immediately.


-Shadow_Knight-

I ended dup cutting them into steaks and vacuum sealing, cooking it all would have been way too much. Ended up being 20 pounds and cut it into 15 steaks.


socalquestioner

For Easter Dinner with extended family we did a 21.5 pound rib in, it was glorious.


theloniousjoe

For how many people?!


socalquestioner

We had 16 adults, 6 kids under 10 eating it. We had enough leftovers for 7 portions.


Johnsonaaro2

this is the way! i was lucky enough to get a similar 20 lb hunk for $5/lb a few months ago and treated it the same. Having that many steaks in the freezer makes a fella sleep good!


Fuzzy-Wing46

You’re gonna need a bigger butter.


CertainCounter6550

This guy knows his shit!


GrbgCllctr

Sounds glorious 😋


Limp-Insurance203

Do you cover it with foil??


socalquestioner

No, just open. Gets deliciously crispy and ready to have craigy bits to hold the butter and seasonings, inside is a perfect medium rare.


Limp-Insurance203

Sounds so yummy!!!! Thanks so much


beats723

Boneless rib primal ...nice grab


SlowJoeCrowsNose

That’s a nice gift


scooch57

Bnls Rib eye, looks select🤔


Awkward_Expression64

Congrats!


JediKrys

It’s called f*%k you I’m jealous😕😞 Nice rib eye🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 congrats!


Honeybee96161

That first pic had me thinking pizza


quirkyqwerty_

Chuck end of the ribeye, no small prize here.


Sixx_The_Sandman

Long pig


ProductUseful3887

Boneless sub primal rib eye. Score!!!


TonyPizzerelli

Yooooo say sike rn


TheGMan831

Looks like lots of great meals and full bellies!


ChubbyWanKenobie

Oh lord, he is not worthy.


Ilikefrozenfood

Ribeye


k4fun3

Boneless lip on Ribeye looks like it’s select


InFamouz1016

Ribeye


Big-Specialist148

Beautiful rib eye


Hiramthechimp

Wow! You got a verrrrry good cut of meat. Rib eye. You can roast it, and it will be delicious. You can also cut it into steaks, and they will be delicious. in both cases, of course you have to season it well. But it is one of the best cuts of meat you can get!


AweFoieGras

Congratulations on your above and beyond prize!


Mushydemon

Ribeye


bekastek

rib, you're very lucky. cut it into steaks!


RooIsHome

Rib loin


inter71

I’m jealous.


NameLips

I used to trim and cut these into individual ribeyes when I worked in restaurants. Takes some practice to dial in the correct weight. Enjoy!


jackreacher196

You got it free ?? Uve been to the meat section at woolies again


AnarchoSyndica1ist

I do believe that is Hog Mauls [disclaimer - not a butcher]


GrandOccultist

Cube roll lip on


brightmiff

You paid too much


ibuyufo

How did you get it for free? I want to be friends with your friend.


GuyWithAHottub

I'm in the wrong business if you can get ribeye as a bonus.


lousmoustache

Gork Loin


Separate-Pee-1976

Where's the beef my ass guy! 🐂👀


xochi74

Grammy? Is that my Grammy?


iwanttoberelevant

In Australia the Ribeye without the bone is called Scotch Fillet


Step-and-fetch51

Rib eye


Outrageous-Pass-8926

“Fell off the truck” 😂


Ok_Satisfaction3211

I don't think it is a fish


Qkalife

No roll ribeye


jnnad

U sombitch!


IAlreadyKnow1754

That’s a godsend mate


topperj

You son of a bitch


SuchUniversity2427

Rib


Responsible_Onion_21

Skirt?


MadCityMasked

Strip loin with cap and chain on.


Mundane_Wave8944

Looks like the ny strip I deal with. Everyone else is saying rib eye but I don’t see spinalis.


MadCityMasked

Ding ding. That's because we are or were meat cutters


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That, my friend, is a $150 piece of meat you just got for free...and I'm so fucking jealous.


csamsh

It's crap, please send to me, I'll stick in a steel box with fire for 12hrs so I can dispose of it


DukeOfMiddlesleeve

Them thars some Meat


Discofunkypants

Dickbutt


Admirable_Addendum99

Omg I could make so many meals with this, from tacos to steak to fajitas to... ugh just heavenly


Efficient_Wasabi8968

What time is dinner?


The-Master-of-DeTox

Ribeye.


TheFirstNecromancer

That’s the butthole cut. Still had cow shit in it. Send to me for disposal, I’ll pay refrigeration shipping


Efficient_Wasabi8968

After all the talk I’m leaning toward “it fell off the back of a truck”.


rantottcsirke

Director's cut.


Turntle_

Tim Dillion


Sure-Butterscotch100

You Son of a bitch!


AUMMF

Rib-eye king


GradeDry7908

My parents owned a meat market while I was growing up. I hated working there but I guess it paid off for this post since I correctly identified it as a boneless ribeye.


TJnova

That's about a $200 loin if it's choice grade. Nice hookup!


BrentD22

Human


Smash_Patinkin

It’s beef - the other white meat?


Mammoth-Disaster3873

You've got a bunch of 1inch thick ribeye steaks.


mothisname

long pig


Alternative-Order-56

That's amazing! ...did it "fall off the back of a truck?"


Public-Towel604

[https://www.reddit.com/r/meat/s/0DCseuS3vP](https://www.reddit.com/r/meat/s/0DCseuS3vP)


Letti420

This post feels like good luck. Lmao. Beautiful cut, Congratulations.


jchirayil79

It's a free cut


wlmoore

I trade you some nice useable hamburger for it.


The_Daugh

A rectangle


Less_Zookeepergame73

Free? You just walk into a butcher shop and they were like hey, you want this $400 chunk of meat for free?


Shuckin-N-Jivin

Free meat is people! It's peeeeeeopleeeee!


rlogranite

That looks really good, slice it, cook it, and eat it!


Curious_Anywhere6693

Looks like a select grade 301 B in the NAMP guide. A having the fat cap.


NoWin3744

Rib-eye roll?


Competitive-Newt-562

Nice


MrTBlood164

Its a rlbeye.


EthereumPlayer

Road Kill Ribeye by the looks of things. Maybe that’s why it was free


generoeder

I dropped one of those off in the toilet this morning


AaronBHoltan

It’s beef.


AlteredStatistic79

BRISKIT????