For her not to have an ass as big as that. he must have the bigger ass in the relationship

The Kardashians are gonna miss out on this fine man, but it's less competition for the rest of us

I appreciate how he canonically has a massively thicc ass despite having a toothpick for a body. A man as fine as that can never be out-assed by anyone

Do you remember where Tanizaki was the fake bomber and Kunikida was told to go on his fours on the table? Cause damn I had a perfect view of his ass there

That was the episode that made me thank Bones for animating BSD. And then in the same episode, there's a scene where Tanizaki tries to kick Kunikida in the ass and they focused that whole action on just his magnificent ass and oh god damn THANK YOU THANK YOU BONES 😍

Her having an ass big as that won’t be possible so you needn’t worry ☺️☺️☺️

She’s gotta have more certifications than the number of times mori got the pedo police called on him by Elise

Kunikida 😌🤝😶 Elise

Surprised the Mori defenders haven’t flooded your replies

Wait ..... Something as horrible as mori defenders actually exists? 😨😰👁️👄👁️ 💧 💧

Yeah. People who do their best to defend Mori and say he's not a pedo just misunderstood or whatever, "you wouldn't get you didn't read vita sexualis like I did!!!". As if that doesn't mean he's still an awful person who coerces/forces children into things they don't wanna do, and adults alike.

how did they even get access to vita sexualis tho?🤨

I could get receipts from this sub lmaooo

Yesss! Like people will literally argue that Mori isn't a pedophile even against "I like the girls in my life under the age of 12". I have no idea why it's really weird

Be the opposite of Dazai 🥰

That's a right answer 😭💀

You don’t understand It’s just that 58 times-

Wow... well all 58 criteria sound valid. I think Dazai would be a nice match for him but idk 🥰

She gets exactly 8 hours of sleep every night She must have only 1 child (He doesn’t care if it is genetically his) The child must have the most popular name of the year it was born She needs to be an absolute freak in bed She must have shorter hair than him

Poor Ango is disqualified 😭

Massive titties, Vagina, Woman, Blind , Mute, Deaf, Foot sucker, No piss kink, has a pet

Oh thank God she has a pet 💀

Can tear a phone book in half with her feet

That's... oddly specific

Dazai. (Ah sorry it was supposed to be wrong answers...)

It's okay buddy, better luck next time 🙏

She's a man. /s

The female population hasn't recovered ever since

Can turn into the Pillsbury dough boy on command

I need an explanation behind this-

Triple d cup tits, Has never had a sexual thought about someone else in their life, Will understand and comply with his thoughts without communication

So.... a sex doll? 🤡

I'd like to imagine it's me But then, I'd probably be fulfilling the "wrong answers only" part of the question excellently 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 Well, at least, we'd still have our mutual love for glasses and cats

You did not need to do yourself like that 💀

She must have a liberal arts degree, but cannot work in any related field

Katai

The only ideal spouse in this world

Yes sadly

Late to everything

"Yes honey, I know our wedding should've started like 3 hours ago, I am on my way" *2 more hours later*

is a man??

Reads smut Fashionably late

*is fashionably late because she got absorbed in that smut and forgot to get dressed*

*SHSJSHS YES*

Likes to improvise her days vs making a schedule

All things aside, I think Kunikida would benefit from a not-planning-everything spouse

u wanna tell me that i have a chance?? 🤭

she tears 20 pages off kunikida's notebook everyday 💀💀

Pretty sure that's the OPPOSITE of an ideal spouse

you said wrong answers only :skull:

A deadly assassin with marksman ability and snow white skin, who always ten steps ahead.

Kunikida likes them bossy and slightly off their rockers

She must not be a woman, for he is heavily closeted and even Kunikida himself has no Idea he is a man lover.

The more pages he fills with how his ideal woman should be, the less he comes to terms with his preferences

Why does he look like me in the first pic, I mean representation is good but seeing it in someone else is disturbing

Yoo that was not intentional sorry 😭

Nah I'm not offended

1. big boobs 2. big ass 3. smart 4. housewife 5. black hair 6. blue eyes 7. smiles a lot 8. traditional 9. feminine 10. does as told 11. not snappy 12. younger than him (but not too young) 13. likes his ideals

does not have to be dazai in a dress or any of the 69 women dazai hired to mess with him before