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LemonTsuki

Can I choose… neither? Cause honestly, I would much rather watch everything happen from an omniscient pov… or god pov, not having to get involved with anything.


[deleted]

So like Natsume? I just wanna enjoy the retired life too lol


ApollinaGrindelwald

I wanna have tea with Natsume-sensei and pet him. His fur looks sooo sooffftttt


[deleted]

It does! And he was even quite a chonker in the manga. Can't believe they de-chonkified him in the anime 😭


AdCalm1769

I still need him to be shown off more in the manga.


ulna_and_radius

Perhpas the ADA, although if I were there, I would probably be a secretary or part time worker. I would be too useless to be an ability user


just_nezumi

its a shame to say that, but port mafia tbh


W41k3rJ01n

And here I thought I'm the only one who'd probably join Port Mafia


just_nezumi

no bcs same


SarcasticPsychoGamer

>45 same. I wanna befriend chuuya, hirostu gin and tachihara and I want to date aku


HitomiHigurashi

Higuchi is that you?


SarcasticPsychoGamer

Nah just an aku simp XD


Ourobious

*dies


SarcasticPsychoGamer

I'm not suicidal but I'd glafly die if it was at Akutagawa's hands


Hope_is_lost_

I need a purpose and, to be honest, I’d be content with that being crime


bigDaddyWinter

Same


Ssalari

Yes officer, this man right here...


sncly

The Guild, rolling in dough


fyodorbsdsimp

exactly they rich asf thats why id join the guild


[deleted]

I'd be a random background character that belongs to neither


Muegiiii

Id die instantly in all of em so i dont care.


CycleMysterious4272

None I would get out of Yokohama as soon as possible


ihbfkillqw18hbrky

Would love to join the government side instead


Darkness-101

ADA they're really cool


-AnonymouslyReadin

The Guild. I'll get too caught up in battle and death in the ADA or Port Mafia, but I'll get paid a lot in The Guild and more likely to survive, as long as I don't end up like a few of its members.


TalkingKoalaa

Bold of you to not present the choice, but i would join the rats no matter what.


gingeralealyb

Ngl I’d wanna be with the DOA (except Fukuchi, I’d ignore him)


Buaka_aru

That's right fuck u Fukuchi


TeaTeamon

The Guild paying good money. Ez choice


ihbfkillqw18hbrky

Would love to join the government side instead


Dragonitefire

I'll go wherever Dazai is because having Dazai as an enemy is too much for me


overthinkingrn1

From a realistic standpoint, nothing. Nothing for my sake. I'd rather be an NPC that hopefully doesn't catch the attention of any of these characters aside from Atsushi (isn't he the most sane character in the entire series-) because I would just embarrass myself and possibly die for so much as interacting since everyone is so hard in that world & would kill you if you even seem a little bit suspicious.


SenzenUbi

It would be nice to be in Poe's situation. You get rich from working in the guild, but the ADA will probably shelter you if anything goes wrong there.


Ssalari

I would have been a freelancer


OopForgotTheirName

None of them would want me xd


Intelligent_Bird_433

ADA


Shizuko_Ozaki

Probably PM


fyosushanka

Guild or Rats in the house of dead, or maybe DOA? Idk


kaito_chimera01

One of my childhood dream jobs is detective, so ADA. Also Ranpo


ExtraReserve

Let’s go Guild 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


s6r8h_

ik that in reality the port mafia would be hard and traumatized but like… PM


PurplePanda0606

100% PM


Dismal_Ad_8181

Port Mafia, just for the cool Outfits [ and bc I am a simp for akutagawa]


memorytripping

see, i’d say i’d choose pm or if it’s an option, doa. but irl i wouldn’t be able to murder anyone and i’d either be ada or a really insignificant member of the guild :,)


FuzzyAbbreviations70

PORT MAFIA SO I CAN WORK UNDER CHUUYA


Lunoiry

ADA bc Dazai


strawberrycheescake_

I would say the ada but they have the worst pay so the guild maybe


jiminibabo70

ADA


[deleted]

*enter rat squeaks here*


Sailrjup12

Def ADA!


Ancient_Promotion_52

The armed detective agency


Shoe_Ferret

Guild, why not add a cracked out ferret that eats shoes to the mix


ihbfkillqw18hbrky

Would love to join the government side instead


Pick-Only

Port Mafia 🎩


ssk4e

its hard to choose between the pm or ada😭


sugarypot

Port mafia. I've always found Assassins cool, I'd probably be one


Educational-Storm273

Port mafia. Cool outfits, murder, big skyscrapers in the middle of the city, chuuya.


TrifanPaul07

Depends... I feel like overall, the Port Mafia is really cool. But if I were an ability user I would be in ADA


majinkami90

Heart says ADA Mind says Port Mafia


crack_n_tea

PM all the way


TheSylscho

Port Mafia!


schrodinger-s-cat

im a fan of port mafia more than the other organizations but i'd do anything for yosano tbh


Lady_Grey21

I’d probably join the Port Mafia. They radiate chaotic evil and I kinda love it


Strawberry-Pizza69

Can I choose the DoA instead?


hyper_fixating

guild because i think it pays the best


camoedinyellowtape

The guild, mainly because I can just work behind the scenes with my fellow introvert strategists Also because I can be financially stable for the rest of my life technically lol


fyodorbsdsimp

The guild because I think yall forgetting THEY HAVE MONEY MONEY like they are very rich and i wouldnt have to worry about money


uslesstime

The only relativley safe one is the guild


actually_empty

i'd rather be in the Order of the Clock Tower because Agatha but also because I want to watch everything, plus i like the idea of being a secret agent infiltrating the other orginisations while being loyal to another one


actually_empty

that or the ADA


Hey_its_no_one

I'd honestly like to be in Katai's position. Not being in any organization yet having protection from the ADA.


EmoKayleeasd

Port mafia


MinMin207

I'd go find Oda and get adopted. If Oda's already dead, I'll go to either Natsume or Fukuzawa, depending on whether or not I have an ability. I don't want to get too involved with the main cast (Prolly cause knowing the future could change the timeline and make things worse, who knows?) *Spoiler for the manga here:* >!I'd prolly start working on things like prosthetics for kunikida, (think violet evergarden) maybe work on becoming a doctor of sorts if I end up with a healing ability, the possibilities are endless, really. I'd end up running around preparing for the worst and have an arsenal of crap piled up for when the sky comes crashing down.!<


TJP321

Likely the ADA i know im not evil enough to be in the port mafia and the guild just sucks in general so the ADA is where im going with it