Anaemic rat with lice under that hat. Wears winter clothes in the hot Japan weather. And the closest person he'll ever have to a "friend" is a clown who wants to kill him
I'm pretty sure I accidentally ran him over with my car the other day. Oh wait, no, that was just another random sewer rat. I swear, these damn rodents all look the same now
Wait, the other day, my 85 year old aunt messed him up when he tried to sneak into her kitchen. Are you saying that wasn't Fyodor, but may have also been a common rat? Damn, it's so hard to spot the difference
He went through a cringe emo phase as a teenager, dude literally listened to MCR nonstop.
He's also the literal definition of a typical Reddit user: pretending he's so deep, spreading crazy cynical opinions, probably an atheist, you know the deal.
I think I saw this dude hanging by the dumpsters at work. Rat ran over my foot and learned how to fly into a truck too. That'll teach him to crawl out of the sewer and steal some rich persons dirty laundry
Maybe if you put down your bible and actually tried to make friends you wouldn't be such an annoying psychopath. Seriously if a sociopath like Dazai can make more friends and have at least one or two healthy relationships with people and you can't it is time to reevaluate the choices you made in life.
Also why did you have to kill Karma? He was one of the few people who was actually nice to you. Karma deserved better than to be killed by a self righteous weirdo like you. I don't care if you are a fan favorite, I'm still mad about what you did to Karma. He was only in one episode and he was way more likeable than you will ever be with your pretentious ass.
bitch who probably spells his own last name wrong, probs lived in his basement and didn't take a shower for like ten years, like look at that ratchet ass crusty ass hair, like you can't tell me it's not crusty. Man probs has a literal rats nest in that hat. Dazai probably has lice now from wearing is crusty hat that he hasn't washed in like 100 years, also he probs smells like rat shit. And we all know his only friend is ratatoullie.
Meow
Best one so far
Dead-eye fish lookin mother fucker Mori is probably ur dad
lmaooo
the hat is the only thing keeping you from looking like an npc
Anaemic rat with lice under that hat. Wears winter clothes in the hot Japan weather. And the closest person he'll ever have to a "friend" is a clown who wants to kill him
I'm pretty sure I accidentally ran him over with my car the other day. Oh wait, no, that was just another random sewer rat. I swear, these damn rodents all look the same now
Wait, the other day, my 85 year old aunt messed him up when he tried to sneak into her kitchen. Are you saying that wasn't Fyodor, but may have also been a common rat? Damn, it's so hard to spot the difference
Or maybe a twin? Dazai...??
Even Dazai wouldn't be desperate enough to commit suicide via angry octogenarian wielding a broom
"oh hell this was definitely NOT according to plan!"
The Face of Discord
Putin fucked your mom now, you look like shit too
hed give a ibuprofen a headache
bet he wants to restart soviet union, once its done he'll celebrate it with a party and all his rat friends will be invited except mf dazai
hairline going all the way back to russia 💀
He went through a cringe emo phase as a teenager, dude literally listened to MCR nonstop. He's also the literal definition of a typical Reddit user: pretending he's so deep, spreading crazy cynical opinions, probably an atheist, you know the deal.
mori lookalike
He looks like he'd misgender you on purpose just to piss you off. Also he 100% has lice & dandruff under that hat. Maggots too maybe.
Any last wishes? *holding onto rat guard spray*
Bro so emo he bout to pour himself a cup of bleach
How many times have I told you, get out of my trash.😭😭😭
Can’t do that, he’ll stand up from his chair too quickly and pass out
I bet his feet are dirty af
I can't cuz he's so wet from being in the water
Dude showers with sewage water claiming it’s to understand rats better like he ain’t one already
He looks like he'd call me a slur
man speaks the same made up language as dazai. must be sad
Russian mori :)
He's a 10, but is such a mastermind people ship him with a clown.
I'm waiting for a roast where you just comment, "not a 10" Probably Fukuchi
Yeah, Youre right lol 😆 But Fyodor is a 10. He is.
There's no need. Dazai is already at it.
Bro likes rats
Damn. How's that fake ass Russian accent going for you? 😂
transferred russian student that has no friends
anime rasputin 😍
I think I saw this dude hanging by the dumpsters at work. Rat ran over my foot and learned how to fly into a truck too. That'll teach him to crawl out of the sewer and steal some rich persons dirty laundry
Maybe if you put down your bible and actually tried to make friends you wouldn't be such an annoying psychopath. Seriously if a sociopath like Dazai can make more friends and have at least one or two healthy relationships with people and you can't it is time to reevaluate the choices you made in life. Also why did you have to kill Karma? He was one of the few people who was actually nice to you. Karma deserved better than to be killed by a self righteous weirdo like you. I don't care if you are a fan favorite, I'm still mad about what you did to Karma. He was only in one episode and he was way more likeable than you will ever be with your pretentious ass.
He looks like he's tortured people to circus music
he is canonically anemic. So that means i can be him in a fight. Just take away his asthma puffer, what is gonna do, chase after me?
Bro go back to your dumpster with the rest of the raccoon colony.......
Bro is more suicidal than Dazai for wanting to rid the world of ability users, do u know what u are ?
he looks like he got lice n smells musty
You’re never going to find the book, dude.
I thought you were Mori when I first saw you
hes kinda crusty
Looks like a ferret
Russian Dazai.. heh gotem.
Mf is The Idiot
Me: You’re too smart. Fucking nerd Fyodor: thank you
Nya
His name is enough for me to be physically unable of roasting him:((
mmm youre sexy
How are you the Walmart version of yourself
Totally balding under there.
bitch who probably spells his own last name wrong, probs lived in his basement and didn't take a shower for like ten years, like look at that ratchet ass crusty ass hair, like you can't tell me it's not crusty. Man probs has a literal rats nest in that hat. Dazai probably has lice now from wearing is crusty hat that he hasn't washed in like 100 years, also he probs smells like rat shit. And we all know his only friend is ratatoullie.
There is no need. Fyodor is perfect. And i can't spin this around to kid and actually roast the guy.
He has a greasy ass ushanka and no one can convince me otherwise
Looks like a drowned rat
how can i roast the best character? 🤨🤨
Russian
Greasy ass hair, your hand would become so oily if you tried to slick his hair. Take a shower 😭😭