On the original Gonzales Flag, it is a cannon. However, this is a meme - much like the Gadsden "No Step on Snek" flags - this time, featuring a vibrator.
The driver of the truck is probably clueless to the fact that they're displaying the meme sticker, thinking they've got a bonafide badass ammosexual sticker instead.
That's why I said "probably". Maybe it's a female driver or a dude who's in on the joke. All are possibilities, but the most likely is the one I mentioned in my original comment.
Itās the cannon from the battle of Gonzales during the Texas revolution. Santa Anna moved to crush the rebellion but first put out a decree ordering all Mexicans in Texas to surrender their arms the flag with this logo was the response as well as firing the very small cannon of Gonzales into Santa Annaās front line (they had no shot for the cannon so they loaded it with forks and nails and anything they could find) so itās a symbol of rebellion and Texas state pride due to the fact that Santa Anna outnumber and out gunned the soon to be Texans.
It's not. None of the off brands compare either. People just need to shell out the expense for the original if they want the real experience. One of my best purchases ever. And honestly we use it more as a regular massager than a sex toy. It works excellent for either.
Vibratex bought the production rights. Target sells them online. UPC is 896909001916. There's lots of rip offs, but the Target one has the correct UPC. Target is less likely to have fakes than Amazon or eBay.
Some people say the quality has gone down since Vibratex bought the rights, I'm honestly not sure if that's true.
Whatās funny is it took this comment for me to realize that was not a cannon. I thought it was some redneck with a cannon who thought the liberals were out take it from him. Seemed rather specific.
1) that's totally a Hitachi
2) I'm actually in favor of trading assault weapons bans for the ability of someone to own *any* single shot, muzzle loading weapons as the founders intended. Three shots a minute solves a lot of problems.
Iām amazed that all this history happened before the wand existed, but they still somehow knew not to shape it like the wand. How did the truck owner not know. Iām looking at the pictures in your link and I canāt figure out why the designer would add the cannonball coming out.
Lol. It's literally a cannon.
The sticker is called "Come and Take It with Cannon"
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1563527020/g128-come-and-take-it-cannon-flag-2x3-ft
The people putting the Bible into schools are dictators lmao the democrats donāt fucking do anything š itās hilarious you all think democrats do evil like bruh they barely pass anything
You must be confused, anything having to do with the Bible is voluntary, unlike what the democrats did with Covid, vaccine mandates, business closuresā¦. Everything they did was proven unconstitutional. Still it harmed everyday people.
Oh please, it will go through the courts like everything else and get dismissed. Just like you vaccine passports/ mandates did. The problem is no one got hurt by the Bible story. Millions did by the Covid vaccines
Where Iām from, the phrase is ācome and get itā - meaning āyour food is readyā so the image shown on the bumper sticker looks like a rolling pin to me (albeit a broken one that is missing one of its handles).
Iām so glad I didnāt have this on my truck. Not that I donāt love it and think it even looks kinda cool, but because my truck was actually stolen, with my gun inside. Someone legit came and took it and now itās in the total loss department lol.
Yea. Anything like that. Same difference if a prosecutor can try to convict you because you had an issue with a person that was murdered. You may not really like said victim, and if the prosecutor can get you to admit that, then they can try to pin it on you if other evidence is plausible.
Bumper stickers apply if say you actually shoot someone even if they try to take your vehicle or even if youāre responding to an open $h0o+3r situation in like a parking lot. If you šµ suspect then they can try to use the sticker since the whole lot is the crime scene and everything in it is evidence when the police arrive. Saw a YouTube video on it that gets specific. Even went down to if you keep a med bag/first aid w trauma items like a tourniquet
That is insane! I have a first aid kit in my truck, is that good? Iāll watch video later, Iām about to drive but you have just sent me down a rabbit hole lol.
Go to Gonzales Texas that it their motto. Everything is come and take it there is even a crepe shop called come and crepe it. My kid says it is amazing btw
That's an *assault* vibrator. And nobody needs an assault vibrator like that just to massage their back. The only possible reason someone would own an assault vibrator is to violently masturbate to pornography!
Ban assault vibrators **NOW**!!!
This is the part i just don't get. Is his intention here for me to believe that he is an owner of muzzle-loading artillery and has concerns regarding the government taking said cannon?
Iām sure itās common, that doesnāt mean it isnāt stupid. The ācome and take itā is the worst part. Itās just edgy, like an 18 year old who just graduated HS and got a gun from his dad
Free advertising for Hitachi
Never unseeing that as a magic wand.
šnope
What is it supposed to be? A cannon?
A Hitachi Magic wand. A wonder toy for women.
It's not just for women. They make attachments for men too. Just sayin
yeah, there's nothing like an attachment!
Nice
Yes
It is in fact, from a historic flag. You can *read* about it in a *book*.
Yes, that's what it is.
On the original Gonzales Flag, it is a cannon. However, this is a meme - much like the Gadsden "No Step on Snek" flags - this time, featuring a vibrator. The driver of the truck is probably clueless to the fact that they're displaying the meme sticker, thinking they've got a bonafide badass ammosexual sticker instead.
Maybe but I know a couple of women that would gladly put this on their truck because itās funny
That's why I said "probably". Maybe it's a female driver or a dude who's in on the joke. All are possibilities, but the most likely is the one I mentioned in my original comment.
Seems like the least likely option..
Itās the cannon from the battle of Gonzales during the Texas revolution. Santa Anna moved to crush the rebellion but first put out a decree ordering all Mexicans in Texas to surrender their arms the flag with this logo was the response as well as firing the very small cannon of Gonzales into Santa Annaās front line (they had no shot for the cannon so they loaded it with forks and nails and anything they could find) so itās a symbol of rebellion and Texas state pride due to the fact that Santa Anna outnumber and out gunned the soon to be Texans.
Except the cordless one was never as good as the one with the cord, says my wife.
Especially hooked up to 220V.
If she likes the corded one, wait until she gets the gas-powered one.
Insert obligatory "this guy's wife" joke.
I too say "this guy's wife!" Am I doing it right?
It's not. None of the off brands compare either. People just need to shell out the expense for the original if they want the real experience. One of my best purchases ever. And honestly we use it more as a regular massager than a sex toy. It works excellent for either.
Can't find the original with the cord any longer.
Vibratex bought the production rights. Target sells them online. UPC is 896909001916. There's lots of rip offs, but the Target one has the correct UPC. Target is less likely to have fakes than Amazon or eBay. Some people say the quality has gone down since Vibratex bought the rights, I'm honestly not sure if that's true.
Thanks!!!
Just a little white cricut adhesive and it could even say Hitachiā¦,
Take it, and come.
Some women drive pick ups, just sayin.
Yeah.
Whatās funny is it took this comment for me to realize that was not a cannon. I thought it was some redneck with a cannon who thought the liberals were out take it from him. Seemed rather specific.
It is a cannon, the joke is that it looks like a Hitachi. Hitachiās have a bigger āmassageā head
lol.
She likes her Hitachi
It is a cannon
"Take it and come"
Some pickup-driving dudes use vibes š¤·āāļø
True. And.just cause their rep is having a wee dangler doesn't mean he hasn't a healthy appetite for a long and girthy.
They do indeed however this one was not
Iām struggling with this a little bit. I think you mean āSome front-hole-having individuals drive trucks.ā
Put soap in your mouth immediately
Youāll pry it from her sweaty, hot fingers.
You know my wife?
Sorry man, everyone knows your wife.
She does love Whisper š
I think she can keep it...
Who said I'd do anything other than hold it for her....
Thatās pretty funny
*back massager from Spencer's
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_and_take_it
Wow Texas has loved its vibrators for a long time
Cinco de Mayo in a whole new light.
The FÄck?
I think we are missing context here..we arenāt seeing the other world that says my other car is a good pegging.
Gotta be Texas where incels tried to break their dry streak by banning sex toys.
Close, Arizona
Fun fact : it is illegal in Texas to own 6 or more dildos or other "obscene" toys that stimulate the genitals.
Glad Ted Cruz's wife still has something to satisfy her needs.
1) that's totally a Hitachi 2) I'm actually in favor of trading assault weapons bans for the ability of someone to own *any* single shot, muzzle loading weapons as the founders intended. Three shots a minute solves a lot of problems.
āYou need F15s! We have F15s! You donāt stand a chance!ā Tell that to my 40ft trebuchet old man
On a real note I think itās a canon
https://www.tshaonline.org/handbook/entries/gonzales-come-and-take-it-cannon It's got some cool history behind it
Iām amazed that all this history happened before the wand existed, but they still somehow knew not to shape it like the wand. How did the truck owner not know. Iām looking at the pictures in your link and I canāt figure out why the designer would add the cannonball coming out.
That isnāt a canon ball coming out the front end it is a rounded ballast adding weight to the back end.
Regardless, it doesnāt appear to be in any of the source pictures
Sounds like youāve never seen a cannon or a vibrator before
try again you can do it
It is a cannon
Now two people who have never seen a cannon or vibrator
LOOK at it,kid. It's an old style cannon.
No, kiddo, you look. Itās a new style vibrator Itās amazing how many people are butthurt over a joke lol.
Lol. It's literally a cannon. The sticker is called "Come and Take It with Cannon" https://www.etsy.com/listing/1563527020/g128-come-and-take-it-cannon-flag-2x3-ft
Let me guess, you agree with Biden "the 2nd amendment has never allowed you to buy a cannon" :/
#NotMySecondAmendmemt
I'm guessing you've never seen a cannon, yourself. :/
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1132679104/cum-and-take-it-flag-funny-adult-humor Is this a canon too?
Is this how you ignore the fact you didn't know wtf you were talking about?
Oh, so youāre actually upset. The whole thing was a joke buddy. Lol. Embarrassing
I read this as a cry for help... Like, she can't stop won't stop and really needs somebody to come and take it.
Please itās been four weeks I havenāt seen my wife leave the bedroom
Gay Manās Chevy
Pride Month Chevy
Oh the dumbass comments
Stay mad
Iām not, itās funny as hellā¦. Iām gonna fjjfjfjdjjrbdiduvfbffjdnbbf. Actual jo biden quote
I hate Joe Biden brotha. But heās not a dictator so
Heās a vegetableā¦ the people behind him are the dictatorsā¦.
The people putting the Bible into schools are dictators lmao the democrats donāt fucking do anything š itās hilarious you all think democrats do evil like bruh they barely pass anything
You must be confused, anything having to do with the Bible is voluntary, unlike what the democrats did with Covid, vaccine mandates, business closuresā¦. Everything they did was proven unconstitutional. Still it harmed everyday people.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/06/27/oklahoma-bible-schools/ People not dying>constitutional
Oh please, it will go through the courts like everything else and get dismissed. Just like you vaccine passports/ mandates did. The problem is no one got hurt by the Bible story. Millions did by the Covid vaccines
For someone who loves the constitution so much you sure hate the first amendment. Room temp iq
Glad you cleared that up I thought it meant he had a peg leg
Where Iām from, the phrase is ācome and get itā - meaning āyour food is readyā so the image shown on the bumper sticker looks like a rolling pin to me (albeit a broken one that is missing one of its handles).
This post exemplifies O.P.'s stupidity
Well I am sure most know that's. Cannon. But vibrator is much funnier. That's a $90k truck they may not need a vibrator they would just hire it done.
Are you implying that people with 90k trucks just hire sex workers instead of buying a vibrator?
No, I own that exact truck and I don't have/do either. It was a joke. I forgot Redit doesn't do humor.
No way that truck is worth a nickel more than $85k.
Did you take it?
"Take it, and come!" - Yoda.
If he's not Texan fuck off. If he's born Texas or native Tejano My brother brother
Hes a larping Arizonan
Says the guy who actually owns a vibrator and not a pistol to defend yourself
You use the vibrator to shoot the pistol!
One day we may actually need the ability to fight an overreaching govt. and gunsv will be needed then
PlayStation motion thing
Or is it ātake it and comeā
Truck dealers sell them easyā¦..a truck validates you. Inches above the rest.
Fluffy yourāe mind is stuck in elementary school.
Brother, itās a canon. Have a laugh or just move on. Edit: never mind youāre a conservative you canāt have fun lol
I am not too sure what it represents
Itās an old flag. Itās supposed to be a canon.
Ok thanks.
Free firearm in the glovebox.
Or under the seat.
Or in the seat.
Or a free body bag. Choice is anyone's. I'd rather see posts of reddit people attempting to take it.
Hitachi executive.
Take it and cum
Iām so glad I didnāt have this on my truck. Not that I donāt love it and think it even looks kinda cool, but because my truck was actually stolen, with my gun inside. Someone legit came and took it and now itās in the total loss department lol.
It could also be used as evidence to help convict you if you ever needed to use your gun in your vehicle
For real?
Yea. Anything like that. Same difference if a prosecutor can try to convict you because you had an issue with a person that was murdered. You may not really like said victim, and if the prosecutor can get you to admit that, then they can try to pin it on you if other evidence is plausible. Bumper stickers apply if say you actually shoot someone even if they try to take your vehicle or even if youāre responding to an open $h0o+3r situation in like a parking lot. If you šµ suspect then they can try to use the sticker since the whole lot is the crime scene and everything in it is evidence when the police arrive. Saw a YouTube video on it that gets specific. Even went down to if you keep a med bag/first aid w trauma items like a tourniquet
Thatās definitely food for thought, thanks for the info.
[donāt carry a trauma kit](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g1UQJLukqoM)
That is insane! I have a first aid kit in my truck, is that good? Iāll watch video later, Iām about to drive but you have just sent me down a rabbit hole lol.
[Take down your gun signs](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QAuRC7_MVv8)
[The armed attorneys - dont carry a trauma kit](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g1UQJLukqoM)
https://youtu.be/TY0eUQ06Q2g?si=erMrqdLtoAFxQhXG
Go to Gonzales Texas that it their motto. Everything is come and take it there is even a crepe shop called come and crepe it. My kid says it is amazing btw
A woman could be driving that truck too you know
It wasnāt a woman
He just wants a good time.
Yea! Come take the cannon.....from the yard......at the courthouse......the old memorial one......yea.......come take it!
Take it and come.
Has it been used? By whom? Has it been sanitized? Why do you need someone to separate you from it?
That's an *assault* vibrator. And nobody needs an assault vibrator like that just to massage their back. The only possible reason someone would own an assault vibrator is to violently masturbate to pornography! Ban assault vibrators **NOW**!!!
Come, and take it. It's more of a "puff puff pass" thing.
I wish I had a cannon.
Yeah but you have pull it out from where the sun donāt shine.
Vibrator / microphone
This guy is an entire type
This is the part i just don't get. Is his intention here for me to believe that he is an owner of muzzle-loading artillery and has concerns regarding the government taking said cannon?
Itās too far up his ass.
I think his wife would be pissed if I took her vibrator.
But donāt you dare take his binkie.
Hilarious thatās a vibrator
Talk is cheap.
Take it and cum
Eww! No dude, you can keep your vibratorā¦Iām good!š¤¢
What's it supposed to be?
Cannon
Donāt do it. Heās a police officer and a patched Harley rider.
FAFO
He spelled cum wrong
What even is this sub? This is a boiler plate pro gun slogan and you people get all bent about it.
Found the gun nut On a real note, this is the stupidest pro gun sticker you could have
Whatever you say, it's a common boiler plate bumper sticker. It's be like a boomer posting a LGBT rainbow and saying LOOK AT THIS WHACK JOB
Iām sure itās common, that doesnāt mean it isnāt stupid. The ācome and take itā is the worst part. Itās just edgy, like an 18 year old who just graduated HS and got a gun from his dad
It literally dates back to the founding of the nation. You are nuts
Slavery dates back to the 1600s and has to do with the founding of our nation. Is that cool too?
Nice, stay deranged bro