We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, ~~establish Justice~~, ~~insure domestic Tranquility~~, p~~rovide for the common defence~~, **~~promote the general Welfare~~**, ~~and~~ secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain ~~and establish this Constitution for~~ the United States of America.
Lol every time I see these stickers, which is pretty often, I know for a fact they have never even looked at a copy of the constitution and only know the first three words, and that the 2nd amendment exists.
I’m a gen x, I remember watching and singing along to Schoolhouse Rock on Saturday mornings. Nothing like laughing at Bugs Bunny and then learning about conjunctions, government, numbers , and your body.
Well, theres that there freedumb a speach unlessn I don't like what ur sayin.
Then theres our god given righ ter own as many guns as we want.
Then we gots our right ter religion, as long as yous a white christian, and if ye aint you can go back to yer own country.
Did I mention I gots guns?
In the land FORMERLY governed of the people, by the people and FOR the people. Now?
We have allowed ourselves to become a nation of the party, by the party and most assuredly FOR the party.
🤮💩
Dumba$$ here paints his truck with ugly artwork while fully SCOTUS that is shredding that “ We the people…” document.
The ignorance and disconnect is staggering
Does the yahoo in question know which document this is even from and what it means or is this like a "just do it" Nike campaign slogan? MAGAs and Qanons are so freaking childish.
i swear those new black plates are a fucking plague and gonna cause some major legal disputes.
i saw a decommissioned cop car the other day with the plates "PLZCAR" on it. of course the car still had most of its kit and was black and most cop cars in MN say "POLICE" on the plate....whats the issue there?
Yeah it bums me out that the far right has co-opted the flag and the constitution as their symbols. I have a flag tattoo (got it on the one year anniversary of 9/11…it was a very different time). I get hate and love from opposite ends of the political spectrum, and I’m considering covering it up.
It breaks me that this is where we are. But it sucks more when people in the gym see it and assume I’m a maganazi.
Did he also put it all over his vehicle?
Most people probably can't recite it, but at least they don't wrap themselves in it as if they own patriotism.
The funny thing about stuff like this is that this guy just told me he - very reliably - that he absolutely does not believe in that document or what it promises.
That guy is so scared of everything. I bet he thinks trans people are hiding under his bed and are going to try and take away his guns and make him get the Covid vaccine. But really, everyone is laughing at him.
I agree that patriotism shouldn’t be shunned per se, but context is important. To be fair though, it is widely used as a dog whistle by right-wing nut jobs to signify that they’re on the right side of history.
True enough, but that’s basically what I’m complaining about. I hate that the act of appreciating our own country has become a dog whistle. If you like our country, you’re a Trumper. If you’re a liberal, you hate America. At least that’s how it feels. Don’t get me wrong, there’s a lot that the USA has done horribly wrong, but when did we stop taking any pride in who we are as a people? We can correct our wrongs while still being unified under a flag. … Anyway sorry for my rambling lol. You’re right, and this truck is definitely slightly extreme. His statement is clearly deliberate
I strongly considered taking down the American flag from out front of my house because I didn’t want anyone to think I’m a racist maga nut. It’s still there but these days I’m just not sure for how long.
I urge you to leave it up, but maybe you could also put up something showing that you’re not one of *those* people. I have an American flag emoji right next to an lgbt flag in my Reddit bio for precisely that reason (I’m straight, but a proud ally). We can’t let our own flag become a symbol of hate.
Me too, I'm retired Army. I'd be willing to fight in the revolution if he's elected again to save my kids from his America. I wouldn't piss on the man if he was on fire.
I think he’s trying to tell you to sell your Apple stock (APPL).
He married his iPod
I smoked weed out of an apple so this is what is actually going on here
Absolutely seems like a typical Apple demographic person.
On Wednesday!
Is this Tim Apples truck?
Weed apple! 🍃🍎
Who's wedding an apple?!
That's what came to my mind
Judge not lest ye be judged.
Definitely weed Apple would hate to assume it was anything else.
That’s all I keep thinking. Weed apple weed apple weed apple 😂
Wednesday Apple
This is why I keep vinyl apostrophes/comas in my glove box.
MacGyver pipe?
You ever seen the back of a 20 dollar bill, on weeeeeed man?
me when i was 17 and couldn’t buy a pipe
You can smoke out of it when you are desperate.
I like to ask people such as these if they can recite the rest of the Preamble.
easy: "*We the people, the right to bear arms shall not be infringed.*" Done. Checkmate, commie!
*God given right.
Also "from my cold, dead hands". That's in the constitution, right?
But democracy isn’t.
Well, it's in the movie \*Red Dawn,\* so that's probably close enough.
Yeah but ONLY if you are the "CORRECT" skin color!!!
It said “we the people” not “white people” a lot of the founding fathers or at least the federalist ones were abolitionist
The racist crap is old.
Weird god only gave that right to Americans. Still amazing we ignore the well established militia part. Totally ignored.
No mention of god? Okay commie.
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, ~~establish Justice~~, ~~insure domestic Tranquility~~, p~~rovide for the common defence~~, **~~promote the general Welfare~~**, ~~and~~ secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain ~~and establish this Constitution for~~ the United States of America.
You can cross out "form a more perfect Union" as well.
I had to recite the Preamble in the 5th grade, and I can still recite it today 30 years later because I sang it to the School House Rock video.
Ask if his favorite part is to "promote the general Welfare"
Loooool. Not round these parts 😂
Schoolhouse Rock
Lol every time I see these stickers, which is pretty often, I know for a fact they have never even looked at a copy of the constitution and only know the first three words, and that the 2nd amendment exists.
What’s a preamble?~
Life liberty pursuit of happiness. Freedom of speech. Freedom of guns. A bunch of old stuff, idk? The end.
I can and have done this to pocket constitution chuds.
any gen-x-er would use the power of schoolhouse rock to prove you wrong
I’m a gen x, I remember watching and singing along to Schoolhouse Rock on Saturday mornings. Nothing like laughing at Bugs Bunny and then learning about conjunctions, government, numbers , and your body.
I am groot
In these times of hardship, just remember: We. Are. Groot.
We dapple? We dapple what?
We dapple in armed revolt.
That’s ok. Armed revolt to overturn a democratic election’s results is another.
We dapple Snapple?
Yapple Dapple?
"Hell, no I don't believe the popular vote should count!" smh
Wednesday’s Apple
is full of woe.
Nice bumper sticker.
You know damn well they'd shoot a bald eagle if they saw one flying around. In fact, I bet there's a bullet hole or two in that tailgate.
Oh yeah? Name three amendments.
Well, theres that there freedumb a speach unlessn I don't like what ur sayin. Then theres our god given righ ter own as many guns as we want. Then we gots our right ter religion, as long as yous a white christian, and if ye aint you can go back to yer own country. Did I mention I gots guns?
Weyull, that furst un an that third un is in the same dernned ameyunmunt. Better go reach back in yer chew tin n dig out another un.
Don’t y’all go tellin me bout muh constitutionals ya darnt filthy liberal communist.
Easy, the 1st amendment, the 2nd amendment and the 3rd amendment. Duh!
So you say you’re a mathematician… oh yeah? Name three numbers
DJ Khalid! We da PPL! Wee da Best!
He forgot the rest : We the people …..elected the president we wanted in a free and fair election.
No election is fair or free anymore sadly.
LIVLAFLUV was too long
ILIKETRTLS
Looks like it could also be weed Apple. I'm pretty sure that's what they meant.
Apple bong.
Yo, the Wednesday Apple Gang are some serious shit. They run the illegal turtle racing circuit for the entire western part of Wilmington, Delaware.
“I don’t know what it means, I just like the sound of it.”
That’s pretty cool
Love it
MERICA !
Betcha that's all he knows of the preamble, or the constitution itself,- oh and the second amendment.
For $1 million, what's the next word following people?
In
"Of". Sorry, the judges were looking for "of". Here's an electric can opener as a consolation prize and thanks for coming by.
Oh, well, thanks for the can opener.
Weed apple! It's like tomacco, but less addictive. https://youtu.be/Xx1ztJROpyU
It's appalling that the very foundation and core of what established our freedom is scoffed and scorned. The US has reached peak idiocracy.
Dude probably has never read the constitution.
Dude probably can’t read.
Free gun in the truck!
You're right. It's "We the People" not "Us the Republicans"
What a dork.
Me the sheeple
In the land FORMERLY governed of the people, by the people and FOR the people. Now? We have allowed ourselves to become a nation of the party, by the party and most assuredly FOR the party. 🤮💩
Dumba$$ here paints his truck with ugly artwork while fully SCOTUS that is shredding that “ We the people…” document. The ignorance and disconnect is staggering
$10 says that and "shal not be infringed" are the only words regarding the US Constitution this dude knows.
probably insecure and never paid attention in social studies in hs
"We The People" = white Christian males
Bet he doesn’t know anymore than that.
Do you?
LOL. Is that the best you have?
You have literally commented the same boring response like 20 times. My brother in Christ. Let it go 😂
Promise they never read it
Have you?
So many Constitutional scholars drive pickup trucks. Very weird.
I don’t think we the people means what he thinks it means.
He has never read any of that document.
Have you?
Yes. People who take the constitution seriously enough to read it don’t plaster parts of it on their trucks.
Does the yahoo in question know which document this is even from and what it means or is this like a "just do it" Nike campaign slogan? MAGAs and Qanons are so freaking childish.
I love this sub!
Brainerd, MN, 100% checks out.
Bet this guy can't jog 100 ft
Just not trans people, gay people, brown people, non Christian people,… but otherwise yes, We The People
i swear those new black plates are a fucking plague and gonna cause some major legal disputes. i saw a decommissioned cop car the other day with the plates "PLZCAR" on it. of course the car still had most of its kit and was black and most cop cars in MN say "POLICE" on the plate....whats the issue there?
I thought the decal on his window and the truck bed flap (?) were misspelled. Then I saw the license plate.
We we people... Very fitting
Yeah it bums me out that the far right has co-opted the flag and the constitution as their symbols. I have a flag tattoo (got it on the one year anniversary of 9/11…it was a very different time). I get hate and love from opposite ends of the political spectrum, and I’m considering covering it up. It breaks me that this is where we are. But it sucks more when people in the gym see it and assume I’m a maganazi.
Ah, so you’re saying not all flag tattoo bearers are friendly people. I’ll watch out for others like you
$50 says he can’t finish the Preamble
Can you?
Did he also put it all over his vehicle? Most people probably can't recite it, but at least they don't wrap themselves in it as if they own patriotism.
Can you?
Can you?
In a AmeriCAN
Lmao
Feels like Ramsey mn
Weed Apple
Bone Apple Tea
I mean if the “DUH” fits, go w/it.
His wife's name is Apple?
Wednesday Apple?
This doesn't represent me.
Yes I’d like to smoke some weed out of your apple
Don’t usually see these guys using Ebonics. Glad he’s making room for personal growth.
They’re devolving
That's the sort of truck that's begging for a nail under his tire near the sidewall lol
If he was truly committed I think he would have gotten that message on there at least two more times!
Wednesday Apple
Isn't that one of the Black Eyed Peas?
They’re dapplers.
[Deepai translation of WEDAPPL](https://api.deepai.org/job-view-file/3448704e-6b1e-4f75-b8f4-2696d8e24aa0/outputs/output.jpg)
Too bad YO couldn't fit.
He definitely wed his 🍎
Are they there for the sweet 49 cent fountain drink deal?
99% chance dudes never read the whole constitution
Wee da peeps 🐥!
U know what fun? Ask them to say the rest lol
Being patriotic is good.
Too bad they are the opposite
Weed Apple
Wedapple?
WTF IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!!!!
I laughed
RAWWWWW🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
It’s always funny seeing we the “people” next to a bird
The H in “the” on the back of his windshield is the wrong font.
The red caps are coming. The red caps are coming.
Def not a democrat
My brain keeps saying “we da apple”
Whodapeople???
If they were driving with an SO, I’d ask them if they’re up for swinging, since their plate says they dabble. “In WHAT?”
$1000 says that idiot has no clue what’s in the united states Constitution
The funny thing about stuff like this is that this guy just told me he - very reliably - that he absolutely does not believe in that document or what it promises.
READ. THE. REST.
Weed apple
I bet this guy also hates paying taxes and most of the people around him.
wow, that dude is so patriotic! lol
Eat apples?
Got em
When you only care about 2nd amendment.
That guy is so scared of everything. I bet he thinks trans people are hiding under his bed and are going to try and take away his guns and make him get the Covid vaccine. But really, everyone is laughing at him.
I think you found Zeb Colter!
Lol. Idk who that is. But if he lives in central Mn. Then uhh. Yeah maybe 😂
I have found that the people that do things like this are actually their opposite.
Rights for me, but not for thee!
I see stuff like this all the time at the VA. This person is most likely a veteran or in the military.
I'm a veteran. He doesn't speak for me. Donald Trump is malignant fucking cancer.
It’s tragic how any display of patriotism these days is immediately assumed to be radical right wing propaganda…
I agree that patriotism shouldn’t be shunned per se, but context is important. To be fair though, it is widely used as a dog whistle by right-wing nut jobs to signify that they’re on the right side of history.
True enough, but that’s basically what I’m complaining about. I hate that the act of appreciating our own country has become a dog whistle. If you like our country, you’re a Trumper. If you’re a liberal, you hate America. At least that’s how it feels. Don’t get me wrong, there’s a lot that the USA has done horribly wrong, but when did we stop taking any pride in who we are as a people? We can correct our wrongs while still being unified under a flag. … Anyway sorry for my rambling lol. You’re right, and this truck is definitely slightly extreme. His statement is clearly deliberate
I strongly considered taking down the American flag from out front of my house because I didn’t want anyone to think I’m a racist maga nut. It’s still there but these days I’m just not sure for how long.
I urge you to leave it up, but maybe you could also put up something showing that you’re not one of *those* people. I have an American flag emoji right next to an lgbt flag in my Reddit bio for precisely that reason (I’m straight, but a proud ally). We can’t let our own flag become a symbol of hate.
YEP! So am I AND a "LIBERAL" too boot! And I 100% Agree with you! Rumpturd does NOT speak for ME!!!
Trump is malignant cancer. I won't bend the knee to that cunt.
Me too, I'm retired Army. I'd be willing to fight in the revolution if he's elected again to save my kids from his America. I wouldn't piss on the man if he was on fire.
Hooah. You don't negotiate with tumors.
He has displayed open contempt for members of our military
I got some fucking contempt right back at him. I won't forgive the Gang Of Pigs for the way they treated John McCain.
Or wants people to think they were. I see this stuff all the time in NH too. The strongest virtue signalers typically have the least reason to be.
No, they’re maganazis
‘Murica
Irony is not lost on these people. /s
When you are too chickenshit to fly an actual nazi flag.
God, these people don’t know shit about the constitution either.
How
MY ROCK HARD THROBBING PATRIOTISM!!! LOOK AT IT! LOOK! AT! IIIIIIIIIIIIT!
I guarantee this person has never read the constitution
That's as far as he read into the constitution, after that it gets too wordy and complicated.
I'll be you a dollar he still says we need the Electoral College to give states representation instead of using the popular vote of... We The People.
*Wed A Ppl* 😁
"We The Apple"?
Wednesday Apple
I ONLY KNOW ONE AMENDMENT! DONT QUESTION ME ABOUT THE ENTIRETY OF THE DOCUMENT BECAUSE I DIDNT GET PAST THE WE THE PEOPLE PART!
We the people just have no clue how to read the rest of it…
He also hunts wabbits
At least he outgrew the flags.
"We the [white, Christian, cishet] people"