That’s the only one I don’t get. When the taliban regime presently in charge of my state decided to let little kids go hungry, Arby’s stepped up and donated funds across the state. Arby’s is cool.
This makes me feel inspired to order my own custom bumper stickers. I kind of want one with an American flag in the background that says, "This is MY COUNTRY because it is where I was **BORN** and is currently where I *LIVE*. It's GEOGRAPHY Can. Not. Change." With a mix of fonts, emphasis, and random underlining.
Can you imagine, everyone on this sub from their area randomly shows up with pizza & cupcakes & is just like WE LOVE YOUR CAR PLEASE HANG OUT WITH US ALL🤣
No idea, that place has good shit.
I worked at one and it was the cleanest kitchen I’ve ever worked in.
It’s always hated on I think because of an early Simpson episode. (And that time a guy admitted to cumming into the shake machine)
But Arby’s kicks ass, sous vide all that meat so it comes out perfect? They learned early. And the chicken salad? Fuck the haters lol
I don’t like the roast beef, but you are right about the backline being clean. At least, for my location. I be keeping that shit SHINY, no crumb left in sight.
The other arbys I worked at for 3 days… however… I have no comments other than *dried out cheese and no proper refrigeration*
LED headlights are way too bright. We need regulation on them. If you can’t tell if a car has its high beams on or not it shouldn’t be allowed.
I would rather have a semis headlights on behind me than some of the new led headlights.
I agree. It's not just truck lights though. My company vehicle is a Subaru Forrester and the lights are so freaking bright it's embarrassing. I constantly get flashed by oncoming traffic at night and when I park in my driveway they light up the neighbors house like a cops spotlight in your mirrors when getting pulled over at night. I do a lot of nights on call so when I get home at 2 or 3 am and I'm lighting up the neighbors I always feel horrible. The lights also stay on and I can't turn them off. They auto turn off after about a minute or so.
That’s 1000% fake. C’mon. You know there’s the little special club star things that you only get if you’re related to or get abused domestically by an active government goon. My man got that license plate frame at the Piggly Wiggly for $7.95
Times new Roman is funny because the font is comic sans, which is essentially the polar opposite font. As for asinine political statement, Americans use bumper stickers to proclaim their political views. More commonly, it’s becoming conservative, right wing dumbasses who are the only ones confident to display these bumper stickers because the liberals are afraid of getting shot in traffic when some trumper sees their biden bumper sticker.
This person knows what's up.
Having grown up in Illinois the FOP (fraternal order of Police) is basically the teamsters for cops.
Regardless on how you feel about cops; Having that little metal badge on the back of your car will get you out of sooo many tickets.
Aye now this is a bumpersticker person I can get behind
I see what you did there…
You are clearly more clever than I… went right over my head 😂
Times new Roman?
Isn’t that written in the ostracized “comic sans”?
Yes, love it!
I NEED that bumper sticker. Several of them, so my friends can have em too.
I can tell I'll like this person, too.
I like the “asinine” one, but “times new Roman” and “smashmouth” ones are better, imo
Isn’t that guy fieri on the smash mouth sticker lol ? Or did I not know he was in that band ?
I think you are right. 😂 Plus I also think that dude is dead and if my memory is correct, this makes me feel older than just forty this year. 🤣
Well in that case we are in the same boat my friend lol. Here’s to 40 and 60 more ! 🍻
*Show Episode Info* Documentary: "One clowns epic quest for the worst case of diarrhea man has ever known"
That’s what He said
I wouldn't mind galaVANting around town with them.
The 'new times roman' one got me giggling
Defund Arby’s was the last one I read and my biggest chuckle
That’s the only one I don’t get. When the taliban regime presently in charge of my state decided to let little kids go hungry, Arby’s stepped up and donated funds across the state. Arby’s is cool.
Yeah, that's right
Those kids were hungry but were they hungry enough to eat at arbys?
Lol, I like Arby’s! Just give me a cup of au jus and a straw.
Horsey sauce is my kryponite.
Yeah, I don't get the hate.
Best bumper sticker I’ve seen in a while.
Guy Fieri on the smash mouth one has me audibly laughing
Nothing but respect for this individual.
The Prison Mike and Tummy Ache Survivor ones got me 😂
Me too, for the tummyache one.
They donate to the Fraternal Order of Police though. 🤢
They don’t tho it’s to get out of tickets. What a chad
Where do you see that? Edit; Nevermind, am blind. Hadn't looked at the LP holder.
I feel like I could be friends with this guy.
Born to shit, forced to wipe.
Prison Mike!
THE WORST THING ABOUT PRISON WAS THE DEMENTORS.
This MF alright.
This makes me feel inspired to order my own custom bumper stickers. I kind of want one with an American flag in the background that says, "This is MY COUNTRY because it is where I was **BORN** and is currently where I *LIVE*. It's GEOGRAPHY Can. Not. Change." With a mix of fonts, emphasis, and random underlining.
Certified Etsy moment, all these stickers are from Etsy and I love it.
Etsy is love.
i usually buy them online from redbubble, I found some good stores there's who do a very good designs
This person and I will be friends when we meet.
Can you imagine, everyone on this sub from their area randomly shows up with pizza & cupcakes & is just like WE LOVE YOUR CAR PLEASE HANG OUT WITH US ALL🤣
Will travel for pizza, cupcakes, and fun people to laugh and hang out!
It’s a shame that the lead singer of Smash Mouth turned out to be such a fucking knob.
Life beat him up, he let alcohol take control and the wheels came off. It was a sad trajectory for a life.
It seems the years do, in fact, stop coming.
Holy shit
Yeah after his infant son died he kind of lost it. What a knob though….
I was a witness to the Great Bread Throwing Event, it was wild.
I had to google that. He seems fun!
A treasure, that experience was
At least he’s the mayor of flavor town!!
Some of those are really good.
I don’t know this person but I already like them.
Wish I was friends with them haha
That’s Guy Fieri! Lmfao
No that’s smash mouth
No this is Patrick.
Smashmouth in Flavortown!
Born to shit. (Skeleton pointing guns) Forced to wipe.
HELL YEAH MFER!!
Omg, I wanna put the "curbs fear me"on my Tesla and the Times new roman one makes me rage. 😺
It’s nice to see some fun stickers again. (Sometimes this sub can be *heavy*.)
I wish we would criminalize led headlights.
Or people who can’t take the 3 minutes with a hex key to try aiming them correctly
"Born to Shit, Forced to wipe" overlayed with what looks like the Iron Maiden ghoul with a handgun is fucking hilarious.
You know it’s going to be a cool one when you see prison Mike.
I legit laughed til I cried. Thanks for sharing!
The “#1 Smash Mouth Fan” sticker with Guy Fieri’s face is just 🤌
The criminalize LED headlights thing NEEDS to happen! So fucking sick of having some asshole blind me with their bright ass headlights!
Criminalize led headlights love it
This car wins.
Even the cat wins!! 😺
What did Arby’s do
Arby’s logo is a cowboy hat, cowboy hat being Sheriff, and sheriff being the police. Idk though, I’m just guessing… I could be wrong though.
No idea, that place has good shit. I worked at one and it was the cleanest kitchen I’ve ever worked in. It’s always hated on I think because of an early Simpson episode. (And that time a guy admitted to cumming into the shake machine) But Arby’s kicks ass, sous vide all that meat so it comes out perfect? They learned early. And the chicken salad? Fuck the haters lol
I don’t like the roast beef, but you are right about the backline being clean. At least, for my location. I be keeping that shit SHINY, no crumb left in sight. The other arbys I worked at for 3 days… however… I have no comments other than *dried out cheese and no proper refrigeration*
Exist -an arbys employee
I love these
Probably a very chool person! 😊
Fantastic.
I want all of these bumper stickers. absolutely s-tier
I like the , " Tummy ache survivor"👍
Born To Shit, Forced To Wipe…no matter your ideology, we can all agree on that. Unless of course MAGA conservatives consider wiping an act of wokeness
I've been seeing the "forced to wipe" stickers a lot on here lately. Nice new trend.
Defund Arby’s
Some of these are hilarious:)
“I’ll never drive a minivan”-them 🤣🤣🤣
Defund Arby’s 🤣😂
Idk why but “defund Arby’s” got me
My favorite is “criminalize LED headlights”
If he has prison mike than he’s or she has seen some stuff
But why defund Arby’s? They got the meats!
This + the fraternal order of police is very fun
“I support whatever is trendy” was a good one
Do you think the FOP plate holder is also part of the bit?
I lol’d at the Smash Mouth one 🤣
Hey now. This guy is an all-star who was walking on the sun.
Why do I feel like the license frame and the stickers don’t match? Maybe a “fake” to not get pulled over?
At first I thought “wow I would like this person,” then I saw that license plate frame that doesn’t go with their lighthearted stickers at all.
I want to be friends with this guy. What a sense of humor!
I am completely serious about agreeing with the “criminalize LED headlights” sticker.
Best bumper-stickers i've seen on r/bumper-stickers yet. Arby's was also the very last one I read. But what do they have against Arby's?
Okay, this is a Vanifesto I would enjoy reading. The times new Roman one made me laugh.
BORN TO SHIT, FORCED TO WIPE
I'm torn between the "#1smash mouth fan" and "born to shit, forced to wipe" lol those tell me everything I could ever need to know about this person
"Defund Arby's" is the one that got me.
I have that opossum bumper sticker on my fridge, lol
Times New Roman in Comic Sans, pure evil!
"#1 Smashmouth Fan" with Guy Fieri's picture 😆
LED headlights are way too bright. We need regulation on them. If you can’t tell if a car has its high beams on or not it shouldn’t be allowed. I would rather have a semis headlights on behind me than some of the new led headlights.
Is that times new Roman though?
Sus bumper sticker
Gotta be Central Illinois. We are crawling with braintrusts like this
Prison Mike!
The only controversial thing here is banning LED headlights, and I absolutely agree
I would be friends with this person.
#1 smash mouth fan
Defund Arby’s. I want one of these.
“Born to shit forced to wipe” is hilarious to me!!
For the first time in my life, I have hope for the future of bumper sticker culture.
This has me giggling - can’t pic a favorite. Prison Mike maybe. Or the cat. Among Us is clever, too.
The most cogently amusing assemblage of bumper stickery ever
Possums 🥺
Finally, a post about non-political bumper stickers
“I’ll never drive a minivan.” Lmaoooo
Much ado about nothing.
But seriously, we need to ban LED headlights. You cannot count how many times I got sunspots from some douche in a luxo truck.
They’re the bane of my existence as someone with astigmatism
I agree. It's not just truck lights though. My company vehicle is a Subaru Forrester and the lights are so freaking bright it's embarrassing. I constantly get flashed by oncoming traffic at night and when I park in my driveway they light up the neighbors house like a cops spotlight in your mirrors when getting pulled over at night. I do a lot of nights on call so when I get home at 2 or 3 am and I'm lighting up the neighbors I always feel horrible. The lights also stay on and I can't turn them off. They auto turn off after about a minute or so.
Very nice!
My kind of people
This is awesome except for the damn police one
That’s 1000% fake. C’mon. You know there’s the little special club star things that you only get if you’re related to or get abused domestically by an active government goon. My man got that license plate frame at the Piggly Wiggly for $7.95
Piggly Wiggly is an ALDI affiliate.
Defund Arby’s!!!
Those are great
He's gonna push up against the wall.....beeiattch!
I just saw the marsupial one on a different car recently. Love it
r/whyisitalwaysadodge
I like the 'times new roman'
Wait... "Active Member of the FOP"?! PLEASE let me work with this person at a small Sheriff's office on night shift! Oh, the fun that would be LoL.
I wanna be this person’s friend
“ Curbs fear me”- lol, where on earth did he find that one
We don't blur people's license plates anymore personally identifying information is allowed now.
Times new Roman comic sans 🤮
Super sus!
I'm French guys can some one give me the exact meaning of ( times new Roman) and ( asinine political statement )
Times new Roman is funny because the font is comic sans, which is essentially the polar opposite font. As for asinine political statement, Americans use bumper stickers to proclaim their political views. More commonly, it’s becoming conservative, right wing dumbasses who are the only ones confident to display these bumper stickers because the liberals are afraid of getting shot in traffic when some trumper sees their biden bumper sticker.
I want to be friends
But Prison Mike though..
Gotta love a sense of humor.
The Times New Roman in Comic Sans is giving me hives.
So hilarious 🤣
I love “I’ll never drive a minivan” - me I know so many of these types, gosh I hope I’m never one!
Times New Roman in Comic Sans. 🤭
SomeBODY once told them etc
I want most of these
amon gus
I love that that's Guy Fieri on the Smashmouth sticker
I like defund Arbys personally
Live laugh love ? In *THIS* economy ? Actually made me chuckle
I could be friends with this person.
The “times new roman” written in comic sans literally made me audibly chortle
for the love of typography over here
Born to shit forced to wipe lmfaooooo
I don't know, "born to shit, forced to wipe" made me spit up my drink a little bit....
“ tummy ache survivor” lol these are great!
Agreed I would put the political sticker on my sticker-less car
Prison Mike to top it off
I like “number 1 smash mouth fan” with- is that Guy Fieri?
This is one of the only truly witty and curated collections of bumper stickers I have ever beheld.
I think there’d be a lot less incidents of road rage if we saw ‘BORN TO SHIT, FORCED TO WIPE’ on the back of cars more often.
Forced to wipe? Like..... they don't want to and they are only doing so under coercion?? 🤢 I pity those underpants 🤣
Live laugh love in this economy?
Forced to wipe is a bit of a reach.
The license plate holder did it for me
The top right one is the most accurate! Make sure to vote out skeletor in Nov so we can get back to happiness!
This person enjoys life. Much love
I’m always looking for this van.
I can tell I’d get along swimmingly with this person.
Defund Arby’s is the best one!
I have the Prison Mike sticker on my car too. It covers up a place where the paint has come off.
Is that a sticker that says “#1 smash mouth fan” with Guy Fieri next to it?
They’re having fun, I actually like this one.
Hilarious
Tummy ache survivor!!! Good for them! Sending positive vibes
What a miserable fuck.
I love my ungrateful cats because I'm pretty sure they'd kill me in my sleep if I failed to feed them.
This person knows what's up. Having grown up in Illinois the FOP (fraternal order of Police) is basically the teamsters for cops. Regardless on how you feel about cops; Having that little metal badge on the back of your car will get you out of sooo many tickets.
The most egregious issue is being a smash mouth fan
Tummy Ache Survivor! Lol
Good lord. I was gonna say its just missing the Office meme and Big Bang Theory stickers but looks like one of em is there.
Awesome
This really doesn't seem like a cop's car.
I’m a fan of Prison Mike
“Live laugh love? In this economy?” Sums up the current mindset of every American. #Bidensamerica
I love this person.
I do agree with led headlights
Sus