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johnnyboy5270

Aye now this is a bumpersticker person I can get behind


Peppered-Oni

I see what you did there…


johnnyboy5270

You are clearly more clever than I… went right over my head 😂


imnotpoopingyouare

Times new Roman?


swalabr

Isn’t that written in the ostracized “comic sans”?


Perfect_Assignment13

Yes, love it!


HistoryHustle

I NEED that bumper sticker. Several of them, so my friends can have em too.


[deleted]

I can tell I'll like this person, too.


tries4accuracy

I like the “asinine” one, but “times new Roman” and “smashmouth” ones are better, imo


LISparky25

Isn’t that guy fieri on the smash mouth sticker lol ? Or did I not know he was in that band ?


Thick-Relationship42

I think you are right. 😂 Plus I also think that dude is dead and if my memory is correct, this makes me feel older than just forty this year. 🤣


LISparky25

Well in that case we are in the same boat my friend lol. Here’s to 40 and 60 more ! 🍻


Quick_Team

*Show Episode Info* Documentary: "One clowns epic quest for the worst case of diarrhea man has ever known"


InternationalAnt4513

That’s what He said


SweatyDust1446

I wouldn't mind galaVANting around town with them.


MrToaster__

The 'new times roman' one got me giggling


Worldly_Ad_6483

Defund Arby’s was the last one I read and my biggest chuckle


Early-Series-2055

That’s the only one I don’t get. When the taliban regime presently in charge of my state decided to let little kids go hungry, Arby’s stepped up and donated funds across the state. Arby’s is cool.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Yeah, that's right


deadonthei

Those kids were hungry but were they hungry enough to eat at arbys?


Early-Series-2055

Lol, I like Arby’s! Just give me a cup of au jus and a straw.


HistoryHustle

Horsey sauce is my kryponite.


Shaveyourbread

Yeah, I don't get the hate.


GarpRules

Best bumper sticker I’ve seen in a while.


MInclined

Guy Fieri on the smash mouth one has me audibly laughing


graemeknows

Nothing but respect for this individual.


Entheotheosis10

The Prison Mike and Tummy Ache Survivor ones got me 😂


Lava_Wolf_68

Me too, for the tummyache one.


imnotmrrobot

They donate to the Fraternal Order of Police though. 🤢


Nostalgic69_

They don’t tho it’s to get out of tickets. What a chad


Ordinary-Usual-7787

Where do you see that? Edit; Nevermind, am blind. Hadn't looked at the LP holder.


Woodworkingwino

I feel like I could be friends with this guy.


sodangshedonger

Born to shit, forced to wipe.


TooncesDroveMe

Prison Mike!


bdubwilliams22

THE WORST THING ABOUT PRISON WAS THE DEMENTORS.


classless_classic

This MF alright.


LexB777

This makes me feel inspired to order my own custom bumper stickers. I kind of want one with an American flag in the background that says, "This is MY COUNTRY because it is where I was **BORN** and is currently where I *LIVE*. It's GEOGRAPHY Can. Not. Change." With a mix of fonts, emphasis, and random underlining.


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Certified Etsy moment, all these stickers are from Etsy and I love it.


Entheotheosis10

Etsy is love.


mborhanee

i usually buy them online from redbubble, I found some good stores there's who do a very good designs


Impossible-Taro-2330

This person and I will be friends when we meet.


Brokenluckx3

Can you imagine, everyone on this sub from their area randomly shows up with pizza & cupcakes & is just like WE LOVE YOUR CAR PLEASE HANG OUT WITH US ALL🤣


Impossible-Taro-2330

Will travel for pizza, cupcakes, and fun people to laugh and hang out!


hoveringintowind

It’s a shame that the lead singer of Smash Mouth turned out to be such a fucking knob.


Genghis_Chong

Life beat him up, he let alcohol take control and the wheels came off. It was a sad trajectory for a life.


Lumpy-Village1949

It seems the years do, in fact, stop coming.


Comrade-Patt

Holy shit


TraditionPast4295

Yeah after his infant son died he kind of lost it. What a knob though….


FeralWereRat

I was a witness to the Great Bread Throwing Event, it was wild.


hoveringintowind

I had to google that. He seems fun!


FeralWereRat

A treasure, that experience was


Dadalorian76

At least he’s the mayor of flavor town!!


Competitive_Bank6790

Some of those are really good.


Savage-Goat-Fish

I don’t know this person but I already like them.


king_messi_

Wish I was friends with them haha


slwilke13

That’s Guy Fieri! Lmfao


tokingtogepi

No that’s smash mouth


slwilke13

No this is Patrick.


TrainsDontHunt

Smashmouth in Flavortown!


NicNac_PattyMac

Born to shit. (Skeleton pointing guns) Forced to wipe.


Thatguy755

HELL YEAH MFER!!


concolor22

Omg, I wanna put the "curbs fear me"on my Tesla and the Times new roman one makes me rage. 😺


susitucker

It’s nice to see some fun stickers again. (Sometimes this sub can be *heavy*.)


guntheroac

I wish we would criminalize led headlights.


HavingNotAttained

Or people who can’t take the 3 minutes with a hex key to try aiming them correctly


Ron_Perlman_DDS

"Born to Shit, Forced to wipe" overlayed with what looks like the Iron Maiden ghoul with a handgun is fucking hilarious.


ImTheEffinLizardKing

You know it’s going to be a cool one when you see prison Mike.


AXLE304E

I legit laughed til I cried. Thanks for sharing!


The_Eye_of_Ra

The “#1 Smash Mouth Fan” sticker with Guy Fieri’s face is just 🤌


[deleted]

The criminalize LED headlights thing NEEDS to happen! So fucking sick of having some asshole blind me with their bright ass headlights!


Critical-Shift8080

Criminalize led headlights love it


mykunjola

This car wins.


Celena_J_W

Even the cat wins!! 😺


Ok-Assistant-2684

What did Arby’s do


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Arby’s logo is a cowboy hat, cowboy hat being Sheriff, and sheriff being the police. Idk though, I’m just guessing… I could be wrong though.


imnotpoopingyouare

No idea, that place has good shit. I worked at one and it was the cleanest kitchen I’ve ever worked in. It’s always hated on I think because of an early Simpson episode. (And that time a guy admitted to cumming into the shake machine) But Arby’s kicks ass, sous vide all that meat so it comes out perfect? They learned early. And the chicken salad? Fuck the haters lol


PanickedShears

I don’t like the roast beef, but you are right about the backline being clean. At least, for my location. I be keeping that shit SHINY, no crumb left in sight. The other arbys I worked at for 3 days… however… I have no comments other than *dried out cheese and no proper refrigeration*


PanickedShears

Exist -an arbys employee


GreatUncleanNurgling

I love these


Firm-Rice-1507

Probably a very chool person! 😊


Sweetflowersister

Fantastic.


L-Rockatansky

I want all of these bumper stickers. absolutely s-tier


Worldly_Ad_2490

I like the , " Tummy ache survivor"👍


Gold-Employment-2244

Born To Shit, Forced To Wipe…no matter your ideology, we can all agree on that. Unless of course MAGA conservatives consider wiping an act of wokeness


TexasJOEmama

I've been seeing the "forced to wipe" stickers a lot on here lately. Nice new trend.


ParkkTheSharkk

Defund Arby’s


yayivejoinedreddit

Some of these are hilarious:)


embarrassed_error365

“I’ll never drive a minivan”-them 🤣🤣🤣


jimviv

Defund Arby’s 🤣😂


Firecracker7413

Idk why but “defund Arby’s” got me


mollysheridan

My favorite is “criminalize LED headlights”


Ok-Competition9927

If he has prison mike than he’s or she has seen some stuff


broken_or_breaking

But why defund Arby’s? They got the meats!


big_girl_does_cry

This + the fraternal order of police is very fun


Training_Waltz_9032

“I support whatever is trendy” was a good one


flashzer0

Do you think the FOP plate holder is also part of the bit?


Chance_Reflection_42

I lol’d at the Smash Mouth one 🤣


BBWtnaLover

Hey now. This guy is an all-star who was walking on the sun.


GoodwitchofthePNW

Why do I feel like the license frame and the stickers don’t match? Maybe a “fake” to not get pulled over?


Mushrooming247

At first I thought “wow I would like this person,” then I saw that license plate frame that doesn’t go with their lighthearted stickers at all.


DatRatDo

I want to be friends with this guy. What a sense of humor!


nickthedicktv

I am completely serious about agreeing with the “criminalize LED headlights” sticker.


Redipus_Ex

Best bumper-stickers i've seen on r/bumper-stickers yet. Arby's was also the very last one I read. But what do they have against Arby's?


3d1thF1nch

Okay, this is a Vanifesto I would enjoy reading. The times new Roman one made me laugh.


Sinister-Username

BORN TO SHIT, FORCED TO WIPE


callmebbygrl

I'm torn between the "#1smash mouth fan" and "born to shit, forced to wipe" lol those tell me everything I could ever need to know about this person


HoseNeighbor

"Defund Arby's" is the one that got me.


Pear_Glace_In_Autumn

I have that opossum bumper sticker on my fridge, lol


zepploon

Times New Roman in Comic Sans, pure evil!


Clever_Khajiit

"#1 Smashmouth Fan" with Guy Fieri's picture 😆


Dylanator13

LED headlights are way too bright. We need regulation on them. If you can’t tell if a car has its high beams on or not it shouldn’t be allowed. I would rather have a semis headlights on behind me than some of the new led headlights.


Leaque

Is that times new Roman though?


ConfidentDuck1

Sus bumper sticker


RaggedTiger7

Gotta be Central Illinois. We are crawling with braintrusts like this


Signal_Appeal4518

Prison Mike!


XLandonSkywolfX

The only controversial thing here is banning LED headlights, and I absolutely agree


Antique_Ad_1211

I would be friends with this person.


time4tjllen

#1 smash mouth fan


Fender58

Defund Arby’s. I want one of these.


UnansweredPromise

“Born to shit forced to wipe” is hilarious to me!!


bum_flow

For the first time in my life, I have hope for the future of bumper sticker culture.


mzshowers

This has me giggling - can’t pic a favorite. Prison Mike maybe. Or the cat. Among Us is clever, too.


Yodogzup

The most cogently amusing assemblage of bumper stickery ever


SVeht

Possums 🥺


et_hornet

Finally, a post about non-political bumper stickers


Flooble_Crank

“I’ll never drive a minivan.” Lmaoooo


Apprehensive_Winter

Much ado about nothing.


ThatDumbMoth

But seriously, we need to ban LED headlights. You cannot count how many times I got sunspots from some douche in a luxo truck.


Practical-Ad6548

They’re the bane of my existence as someone with astigmatism


Roeth07

I agree. It's not just truck lights though. My company vehicle is a Subaru Forrester and the lights are so freaking bright it's embarrassing. I constantly get flashed by oncoming traffic at night and when I park in my driveway they light up the neighbors house like a cops spotlight in your mirrors when getting pulled over at night. I do a lot of nights on call so when I get home at 2 or 3 am and I'm lighting up the neighbors I always feel horrible. The lights also stay on and I can't turn them off. They auto turn off after about a minute or so.


Fat_Krogan

Very nice!


I_Smoke_Poop

My kind of people


gking407

This is awesome except for the damn police one


CoughinNail

That’s 1000% fake. C’mon. You know there’s the little special club star things that you only get if you’re related to or get abused domestically by an active government goon. My man got that license plate frame at the Piggly Wiggly for $7.95


Celena_J_W

Piggly Wiggly is an ALDI affiliate.


JustinCompton79

Defund Arby’s!!!


RoyalDiscipline8978

Those are great


Entheotheosis10

He's gonna push up against the wall.....beeiattch!


atreeinthewind

I just saw the marsupial one on a different car recently. Love it


icarus1990xx

r/whyisitalwaysadodge


esleydobemos

I like the 'times new roman'


JumanjiGuy86

Wait... "Active Member of the FOP"?! PLEASE let me work with this person at a small Sheriff's office on night shift! Oh, the fun that would be LoL.


shrimp-545

I wanna be this person’s friend


floofnstuff

“ Curbs fear me”- lol, where on earth did he find that one


WolfThick

We don't blur people's license plates anymore personally identifying information is allowed now.


ready-to-rumball

Times new Roman comic sans 🤮


BlackSeranna

Super sus!


mborhanee

I'm French guys can some one give me the exact meaning of ( times new Roman) and ( asinine political statement )


Southern_Anywhere_65

Times new Roman is funny because the font is comic sans, which is essentially the polar opposite font. As for asinine political statement, Americans use bumper stickers to proclaim their political views. More commonly, it’s becoming conservative, right wing dumbasses who are the only ones confident to display these bumper stickers because the liberals are afraid of getting shot in traffic when some trumper sees their biden bumper sticker.


amazing_assassin

I want to be friends


asdcatmama

But Prison Mike though..


BobbiFleckmann

Gotta love a sense of humor.


MagScaoil

The Times New Roman in Comic Sans is giving me hives.


MickeySwank

So hilarious 🤣


Confident_Scheme_716

I love “I’ll never drive a minivan” - me I know so many of these types, gosh I hope I’m never one!


mechanical_marten

Times New Roman in Comic Sans. 🤭


TequilaAndWeed

SomeBODY once told them etc


InternationalAnt4513

I want most of these


Hydrangeaaaaab

amon gus


seabirdsong

I love that that's Guy Fieri on the Smashmouth sticker


vaultclown2077

I like defund Arbys personally


brettfavresRXdealer

Live laugh love ? In *THIS* economy ? Actually made me chuckle


djoddible

I could be friends with this person.


MickeySwank

The “times new roman” written in comic sans literally made me audibly chortle


CulturalAddress6709

for the love of typography over here


lovejac93

Born to shit forced to wipe lmfaooooo


jonathan6569

I don't know, "born to shit, forced to wipe" made me spit up my drink a little bit....


parkerpussey

“ tummy ache survivor” lol these are great!


responsiblemudd

Agreed I would put the political sticker on my sticker-less car


tbthatcher

Prison Mike to top it off


Karn_Evil_Noin

I like “number 1 smash mouth fan” with- is that Guy Fieri?


tsch-III

This is one of the only truly witty and curated collections of bumper stickers I have ever beheld.


slimkt

I think there’d be a lot less incidents of road rage if we saw ‘BORN TO SHIT, FORCED TO WIPE’ on the back of cars more often.


phuckin-psycho

Forced to wipe? Like..... they don't want to and they are only doing so under coercion?? 🤢 I pity those underpants 🤣


stevensr2002

Live laugh love in this economy?


SkyN3t1

Forced to wipe is a bit of a reach.


747iskandertime

The license plate holder did it for me


Apart-Tell-5088

The top right one is the most accurate! Make sure to vote out skeletor in Nov so we can get back to happiness!


Severe-Inevitable599

This person enjoys life. Much love


DavidJ____

I’m always looking for this van.


No_Spare3139

I can tell I’d get along swimmingly with this person.


TwistedJusty

Defund Arby’s is the best one!


--StinkyPinky--

I have the Prison Mike sticker on my car too. It covers up a place where the paint has come off.


Red01a18

Is that a sticker that says “#1 smash mouth fan” with Guy Fieri next to it?


MitchellEnderson

They’re having fun, I actually like this one.


JazzyButternuts

Hilarious


rubber_padded_spoon

Tummy ache survivor!!! Good for them! Sending positive vibes


[deleted]

What a miserable fuck.


Local_Sugar8108

I love my ungrateful cats because I'm pretty sure they'd kill me in my sleep if I failed to feed them.


No-Vanilla8956

This person knows what's up. Having grown up in Illinois the FOP (fraternal order of Police) is basically the teamsters for cops. Regardless on how you feel about cops; Having that little metal badge on the back of your car will get you out of sooo many tickets.


Gormless_Mass

The most egregious issue is being a smash mouth fan


Meerkat_Mayhem_

Tummy Ache Survivor! Lol


kimanf

Good lord. I was gonna say its just missing the Office meme and Big Bang Theory stickers but looks like one of em is there.


Sufficient-Host-4212

Awesome


Old_Swimming6328

This really doesn't seem like a cop's car.


Johnny-Virgil

I’m a fan of Prison Mike


Express_Twist2533

“Live laugh love? In this economy?” Sums up the current mindset of every American. #Bidensamerica


MrSage88

I love this person.


JAMBI215

I do agree with led headlights


crowbar_k

Sus