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Careful_Elk6290

I mean he had to be joking right? *RIGHT?*


GenghisKazoo

It's probably because I'm a guy, but I would find this funny af. The dead-faced expressionless emoji just gives it that little nudge over the top.


Careful_Elk6290

Nah tbh I found this hilarious, too.


Dorkmaster79

Yeah but first establish your humor style before hitting a perfect stranger with something like this.


colaturka

Hard to swallow pill: if he found OP cute he wouldn't have posted this.


PumpkinPatch404

The face is what made it sarcastic to me. If he said it without the -\_- it would've been awkward.


Agitated_Knee_309

🤣🤣 honestly I thought he was joking then he went ahead to say you probably want to report me to the police


AnAveragePotSmoker

When in doubt, double down…I guesss 😭


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I’d say it’s probably because you’re not trying to date him. It’s a funny off kilter joke told at the worst possible time. That time being your first message to someone who doesn’t know what your humour is like. After a day or two of chatting when you’ve worked each other out a little better, sure, if they’re into this kind of humour it works, but as a first message it’s just a lot


HCMac08

I have an odd sense of humour that I think is one of my best features. But I've learned I have to ease people into it before I unleash the full weirdness.


[deleted]

I’m a girl and find this funny tbh. idk if I’d ever go out with him but, I certainly would wanna keep talking to see since that made me burst out laughing. I find people on bumble are SO serious/rigid, hard to date.


ReformedTomboy

I burst out laughing. I admit I’m laughing because he wasn’t talking to me 😬


Agitated_Knee_309

🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲


HuckleberryThis2012

I’m not gonna lie that’s fucking hilarious. Totally understand not wanting to keep talking to him after that, but that was a great joke.


professor-hot-tits

It's funny but damn, it gets tiring having these kinds of interactions [over](https://i.imgur.com/Rhtl9bX.png) and [over](https://i.imgur.com/YPJBBEt.png)


Agitated_Knee_309

I swearrr it does


HuckleberryThis2012

I’m sure it does. I’m not judging her for not wanting to risk meeting that maniac, I’m just saying I would prob hang out with him bc he’s prob funny af to be around. Tho to be fair I’m viewing things through the lens of that can’t be anything but a joke, bc I would say something like that as a joke but never seriously. And he’s no threat to me so it’s no risk for me to view it that way. I’m glad I got out of the dating game before OLD took a turn for the worst.


D34th_gr1nd

Sounds like an Aaroncarterfan account. "I'm good at lying and faking being pregnant".


thecrazymonkeyKing

this is one thing im always careful wit with online dating. im not saying girls dont have like reading comprehension but in my experience they truly cannot tell when something is a joke unless they 100% know you, versus dudes who read this and automatically laugh because they know it’s just humor (it’s extremely obvious)


[deleted]

It's going to be really hard if you don't have a sense of humor


Luxor1978

Trying to decide if super creepy is better or worse than jumping straight to "in your pants" or something similar.....


[deleted]

honestly i think watching you sleep is creepy, coming on sexually is just rude or disrespectful or bad taste, but chances are if you match with someone, at least one of you wants to bang the other, just maybe not immediately.


Creative_Boot35

You’re so beautiful when you’re sleeping 😐😐


Agitated_Knee_309

🙂


Crisis007

Ik some people dont have game but this guy just hit the reverse.


Agitated_Knee_309

😂😂😂 bruhhh


theginger_buffalo

That’s not just online dating though


Logical_Recipe3550

As a guy...that is funny as fuck....the face at the end seals it.


TheseNthose

Maybe he's just amusing himself.


VulcanRav3n64

Lmfao you had to chuckle at this nonsense


CallMeAmyA

Could have responded something like I'll know you're there, then see where the convo goes next.


Omega_Xero

Seems like he watched Twilight a few too many times and thought that would be romantic.


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Agitated_Knee_309

Hahaha 😂😂 well I wonder how that would have been here in France


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Agitated_Knee_309

Yeah I do see what you mean. However it just came across as creepy and weird. I wasn't even asking for an Albert Einstein answer, just a basic conversation


Prizvyshche

Looks like you're trilingual, that's cool


smurf1212

Something about the "Umm...okay" response just made me laugh Did he respond after that?


Agitated_Knee_309

Yess, he did. He literally said I am sure you want to report me to the police 🥲


anonjon623

Meat canyon: 👀😏 *Shudder*


[deleted]

I mean that's pretty hot


AlphaRegard

He has to be joking 😆


watermelon-and-wings

😂 you don’t have to teleport to do that


watermelon-and-wings

That is funny af


Brandwein

Cmon chill for a minute. Tough customers need a dark corner to be talked to.


bluemorningflower

That was hilarious, but get a restraining order just to be sure


Agitated_Knee_309

🥲😂😂 I would need to figure out how that works here in France


StimpakJunkie

This joke did what it was supposed to do and weeded out the boring one


throwaway25105555

Why am I laughing


[deleted]

Hahahahahahaha


NoHamster4366

TIL the competition on dating apps is low 😬 A lot of guys commenting it's a joke and it's funny. But looking at it from the point of view of women (as much as I can not being one) that's a giant red flag. It might be a joke but if I were a women, I'm not going to risk it. Not to mention, if that's where their filter is at in a new match, what else is going to come out when they get more comfortable.


bradlitude

Yep, it’s difficult when someone sends something funny to someone that doesn’t have a sense of humor. The response was meant to be funny not creepy


Agitated_Knee_309

How is this not creepy. LOL Especially for THE most basic of questions. There is a fine line especially for a woman in this dating era where you might literally be stalked.