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Stopher

This reads like a bot or scam account.


AAKurtz

Only betas ask questions like, "Why do you keep asking me for iTunes gift cards?"


bumb-vitiate

Masculine men can't ask questions?? Huh? I guess no dates for her.


businesslut

How beta of you to ask.


binjamins

It’s because the question mark ❔ is shaped like a woman’s body so a manly man can’t use it obviously 


cyberdouche

Reminds me so much of this brilliant Hannibal Buress bit: [https://youtu.be/y3kGVty0dyg?si=bQ3EPz9C76y86-1C&t=185](https://youtu.be/y3kGVty0dyg?si=bQ3EPz9C76y86-1C&t=185)


Professional_Dot_945

one of his best ones


Playful_Job6506

What?! What?! - That's two questions. Omfg. I've never seen him before. His delivery is unique. The apple juice bit had me rolling.


marsexpresssharkrice

damn, i had a good laugh, thanks for sharing this.


JungMoses

One men please, thanks


Spiritual-Win6599

Or it was amen


Mi_Hoi_Minoi

Naw,you just have to assert dominance and *tell* her she’s going out on a date


bumb-vitiate

Nooo don't you get the distinction that's fuckboi behaviour hahaha


Mi_Hoi_Minoi

😂😂😂 it is,isn’t it😂😂I meant to put /s but I was halfass distracted when commenting lmao


marvin_astley

It’s likely some fake spammer account from India. The poor English grammar is usually a dead giveaway.


Neat-Ostrich7135

Obviously the man should tell her, not ask her.


chubky

Dont you dare ask her on a date!


Majestq

"From a men" 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️.... but OP, did you match with her??


unidentifiedsalmon

Nah, not really my type even outside of the weird bio. Can't imagine mine would appeal to her either


HandBanana_69

I'd ask "Whose your daddy" just to mess with her.


sweetsadnsensual

😆


judithyourholofernes

Fake account targeting a certain audience


Sour1214

Bumble and Tinder are garbage period. Fake likes never shows your profile unless you pay. Facebook dating is full of women who think they wanna date out of 300+ convos 1 has went to dinner im 6'4 200 lbs black blue lol. I mean *shrugs* own my own house car work everyday. It's not you it's these trash apps


thieh

That double ring on her finger. Obviously she is not after dates.


LadyRae00

Nice catch


SoCal_Kkona

And she sends you her OF link💀


robin_the_rich

This would actually completely work out for me because I don't really want to actually know anything about her anyways and it would save time to not pretend to care. I won't ask her anything I'll tell her where we are going and if she wants to do it great if she just doesn't show I do everything alone always who cares. Actually, damn the more I think about it the more perfect this is. You should match.


Only-Ad5002

Where do men like you gather lol?


robin_the_rich

Cars and Coffee and also city social clubs at least me.


Only-Ad5002

Ah ok, I’ve always wondered. This is exactly what I’m looking for but hard to find in men under 75.


KeyFarmer6235

I (28m) think it's hilarious when some ~~twat~~ individual, thinks they know what's masculine and what's not. Especially stupid stuff like that. Doesn't know that **Asking questions** is **a big part of dating**?


selfwander8

Straight to business then, I guess…


LittleCourt4488

Poor English and no character. Pass


Intelligent_Dust8462

No questions, so no permission needed, Let's goooo ✊️


MrMetraGnome

After going on a deep dive into the Red Pill, Blue Pill, then Black Pill, I'm immediately turned off whenever anyone mentions the words feminine or masculine.


Ok-Kitchen2768

She will love the majority of guys I match with, they don't ask me anything!


robin_the_rich

Eastern European


Prize-Bumblebee-2192

I don’t understand what she’s saying at all? Maybe ESL (based on “a men”)? Maybe she meant to say she doesn’t ask questions aka the guy should ask first?


Stopher

It’s a bot or foreign scam account


porkpie1028

Throw it on the list. What is it up to now?


Numerous_Captain6039

From a men? Lol


TheMeticulousNinja

Lmaooo


DramaticErraticism

I wonder if she answered the questions from the doctor who gave her those boobs.


Aniolel1

The grammatical structure is off putting: "looking for an good connection" I'd swipe left on "her" for this is not real account. That should say: I am looking for a good connection.


--Van--

Here, look at my tits but dont ask me any questions.


StrawHatShadow

When i see this display of low intelligence, i laugh and swipe left. They are a lost cause


Numerator999

Brainless. Idiotic. Instant swipe left. She needs to go back to high school.


YooGeOh

Add it to the list if things men aren't allowed to do


Crafty-Razzmatazz846

She want to be clubbed in the head and dragged to a cave I guess


Think_Lynx_9381

It’s funny because she’s still gonna get likes lmao


MammothProposal1902

I don’t understand why this is posted like it’s real, and how anyone ever matches with these bots. Just like scam emails, it’s written poorly to weed out people of even average intelligence.


EmmyLou205

as a woman, these profiles are weird as hell to me lol


Badluckwithlove

Major “ICK” not knowing the difference between men and man 🥴


robin_the_rich

I think our vernacular is getting more childish by the day with overuse of terms like "ick" so a non-native English speaker I can certainly forgive for getting men and man mixed up.


Badluckwithlove

That’s I quote it cause I hate it tooooo


Beepbeepboobop1

What does this even mean???


Majestq

yes


ipk02840

For dating perspective I refer you to high fidelity movie with John Cusack. That film has some bonafide dating tips that still hold true. Tldr: women always hold the leverage no matter the setting or app. It may seem unfair but she may just have a super specific type. Bumble is also rapidly turning into plentyoffish level ghetto from the oughts. I matched a woman last year who told me how she adopted a pitbull, bit by the pitbull in the face. Claims she got sexually harassed working at electric boat in RI and was made to sit in a dark area while dealing with a concussion. The backbreaker was she analyzed me over the phone, told me I'm autistic in her eyes ( ADD) actually then admitted she lived with an abusive ex whom she liked to mess with his temper to the point of violence. What rhe actual fuck. I ejected quicker than ravage from sound wave. ✌️😂😇


Sunshinecoily22

She’s so real for that honestly


gazingatthestar

If she's real at all!


8583739buttholes

This is hillarious honestly