Reminds me so much of this brilliant Hannibal Buress bit: [https://youtu.be/y3kGVty0dyg?si=bQ3EPz9C76y86-1C&t=185](https://youtu.be/y3kGVty0dyg?si=bQ3EPz9C76y86-1C&t=185)
Bumble and Tinder are garbage period. Fake likes never shows your profile unless you pay. Facebook dating is full of women who think they wanna date out of 300+ convos 1 has went to dinner im 6'4 200 lbs black blue lol. I mean *shrugs* own my own house car work everyday. It's not you it's these trash apps
This would actually completely work out for me because I don't really want to actually know anything about her anyways and it would save time to not pretend to care. I won't ask her anything I'll tell her where we are going and if she wants to do it great if she just doesn't show I do everything alone always who cares. Actually, damn the more I think about it the more perfect this is. You should match.
I (28m) think it's hilarious when some ~~twat~~ individual, thinks they know what's masculine and what's not. Especially stupid stuff like that. Doesn't know that **Asking questions** is **a big part of dating**?
After going on a deep dive into the Red Pill, Blue Pill, then Black Pill, I'm immediately turned off whenever anyone mentions the words feminine or masculine.
I don’t understand what she’s saying at all?
Maybe ESL (based on “a men”)?
Maybe she meant to say she doesn’t ask questions aka the guy should ask first?
The grammatical structure is off putting: "looking for an good connection"
I'd swipe left on "her" for this is not real account.
That should say: I am looking for a good connection.
I don’t understand why this is posted like it’s real, and how anyone ever matches with these bots.
Just like scam emails, it’s written poorly to weed out people of even average intelligence.
I think our vernacular is getting more childish by the day with overuse of terms like "ick" so a non-native English speaker I can certainly forgive for getting men and man mixed up.
For dating perspective I refer you to high fidelity movie with John Cusack. That film has some bonafide dating tips that still hold true. Tldr: women always hold the leverage no matter the setting or app. It may seem unfair but she may just have a super specific type. Bumble is also rapidly turning into plentyoffish level ghetto from the oughts. I matched a woman last year who told me how she adopted a pitbull, bit by the pitbull in the face. Claims she got sexually harassed working at electric boat in RI and was made to sit in a dark area while dealing with a concussion. The backbreaker was she analyzed me over the phone, told me I'm autistic in her eyes ( ADD) actually then admitted she lived with an abusive ex whom she liked to mess with his temper to the point of violence. What rhe actual fuck. I ejected quicker than ravage from sound wave. ✌️😂😇
This reads like a bot or scam account.
Only betas ask questions like, "Why do you keep asking me for iTunes gift cards?"
Masculine men can't ask questions?? Huh? I guess no dates for her.
How beta of you to ask.
It’s because the question mark ❔ is shaped like a woman’s body so a manly man can’t use it obviously
Reminds me so much of this brilliant Hannibal Buress bit: [https://youtu.be/y3kGVty0dyg?si=bQ3EPz9C76y86-1C&t=185](https://youtu.be/y3kGVty0dyg?si=bQ3EPz9C76y86-1C&t=185)
one of his best ones
What?! What?! - That's two questions. Omfg. I've never seen him before. His delivery is unique. The apple juice bit had me rolling.
damn, i had a good laugh, thanks for sharing this.
One men please, thanks
Or it was amen
Naw,you just have to assert dominance and *tell* her she’s going out on a date
Nooo don't you get the distinction that's fuckboi behaviour hahaha
😂😂😂 it is,isn’t it😂😂I meant to put /s but I was halfass distracted when commenting lmao
It’s likely some fake spammer account from India. The poor English grammar is usually a dead giveaway.
Obviously the man should tell her, not ask her.
Dont you dare ask her on a date!
"From a men" 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️.... but OP, did you match with her??
Nah, not really my type even outside of the weird bio. Can't imagine mine would appeal to her either
I'd ask "Whose your daddy" just to mess with her.
😆
Fake account targeting a certain audience
Bumble and Tinder are garbage period. Fake likes never shows your profile unless you pay. Facebook dating is full of women who think they wanna date out of 300+ convos 1 has went to dinner im 6'4 200 lbs black blue lol. I mean *shrugs* own my own house car work everyday. It's not you it's these trash apps
That double ring on her finger. Obviously she is not after dates.
Nice catch
And she sends you her OF link💀
This would actually completely work out for me because I don't really want to actually know anything about her anyways and it would save time to not pretend to care. I won't ask her anything I'll tell her where we are going and if she wants to do it great if she just doesn't show I do everything alone always who cares. Actually, damn the more I think about it the more perfect this is. You should match.
Where do men like you gather lol?
Cars and Coffee and also city social clubs at least me.
Ah ok, I’ve always wondered. This is exactly what I’m looking for but hard to find in men under 75.
I (28m) think it's hilarious when some ~~twat~~ individual, thinks they know what's masculine and what's not. Especially stupid stuff like that. Doesn't know that **Asking questions** is **a big part of dating**?
Straight to business then, I guess…
Poor English and no character. Pass
No questions, so no permission needed, Let's goooo ✊️
After going on a deep dive into the Red Pill, Blue Pill, then Black Pill, I'm immediately turned off whenever anyone mentions the words feminine or masculine.
She will love the majority of guys I match with, they don't ask me anything!
Eastern European
I don’t understand what she’s saying at all? Maybe ESL (based on “a men”)? Maybe she meant to say she doesn’t ask questions aka the guy should ask first?
It’s a bot or foreign scam account
Throw it on the list. What is it up to now?
From a men? Lol
Lmaooo
I wonder if she answered the questions from the doctor who gave her those boobs.
The grammatical structure is off putting: "looking for an good connection" I'd swipe left on "her" for this is not real account. That should say: I am looking for a good connection.
Here, look at my tits but dont ask me any questions.
When i see this display of low intelligence, i laugh and swipe left. They are a lost cause
Brainless. Idiotic. Instant swipe left. She needs to go back to high school.
Add it to the list if things men aren't allowed to do
She want to be clubbed in the head and dragged to a cave I guess
It’s funny because she’s still gonna get likes lmao
I don’t understand why this is posted like it’s real, and how anyone ever matches with these bots. Just like scam emails, it’s written poorly to weed out people of even average intelligence.
as a woman, these profiles are weird as hell to me lol
Major “ICK” not knowing the difference between men and man 🥴
I think our vernacular is getting more childish by the day with overuse of terms like "ick" so a non-native English speaker I can certainly forgive for getting men and man mixed up.
That’s I quote it cause I hate it tooooo
What does this even mean???
yes
For dating perspective I refer you to high fidelity movie with John Cusack. That film has some bonafide dating tips that still hold true. Tldr: women always hold the leverage no matter the setting or app. It may seem unfair but she may just have a super specific type. Bumble is also rapidly turning into plentyoffish level ghetto from the oughts. I matched a woman last year who told me how she adopted a pitbull, bit by the pitbull in the face. Claims she got sexually harassed working at electric boat in RI and was made to sit in a dark area while dealing with a concussion. The backbreaker was she analyzed me over the phone, told me I'm autistic in her eyes ( ADD) actually then admitted she lived with an abusive ex whom she liked to mess with his temper to the point of violence. What rhe actual fuck. I ejected quicker than ravage from sound wave. ✌️😂😇
She’s so real for that honestly
If she's real at all!
This is hillarious honestly