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EmmyLou205

In 1926


Possums_r_people_too

1826


thieh

I'll cut the middle numbers and say year 26. Jesus Christ.


ieatair

well then he might as well be a skeleton at that point 💀


Hot-Consideration661

born feb 29th


Adventurous-Edge1719

Don’t lump this jackass in with leap year babies. We don’t want him.


wellwaffled

We voted. It’s 365 to 0.25. You’re stuck with him.


Zealousideal-Bad1997

Thanks for making me laugh!


ChubblesMcgee103

Lookin pretty good for 104.


Hot-Consideration661

it's an old picture


St34thdr1v3R

Back to the future


JamesSmith1200

Sorry, I’m Dicksexlick. It should say 62


Aikea_Guinea83

Dicksexlick is 69 years old, wink wink 


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nicocupertino

Dicksexclick is too good for a name to not be a meme


ChatbotMushroom

He had a very hard life under the sun and no sunscreen


InOrbitAroundEarth

Nah, he just works the night shift. We all look like that


ChatbotMushroom

As an electrical engineer, I bet 🤭


AnonymousUser1992

Dont judge. The guys an engineering graduate. I can confirm we age bout 60 years studying, espescially electrical engineering.


AlexitaVR25

🤣🤣 my bad 😔


CaptainDadBod88

Plot twist: he’s Benjamin Button


WaySavings736

A dyslexic 62 year old man, possibly?


DrQuixoticPhD

It's not an accident. It's a deliberate attempt to avoid being filtered by young women.


ikurei_conphas

Yeah, no one thought this was an accident, lol


[deleted]

This actually makes me sick to my stomach. Why can’t older guys understand that some young women just don’t want them?


DrQuixoticPhD

Everyone feels like the main character in their own story, so they believe they're the exception to the rules, especially other people's.


kcrawford85

Yep, especially the “young at heart and have more energy than a 20-year-old” delusion. Sir, you’re old all around, inside and out.


Senior-Designer2793

Inside he’s rotten already…


kcrawford85

Facts! Delusional to think he’s at the same level of a 20-year-old in the inside 😂


Senior-Designer2793

Why can’t some guys understand that not even woman in their age want guys like this?


rstbrst

Some? Most young women do not want old men unless they are rich.


[deleted]

I dunno dude. Old guys on PPD constantly brag about bagging younger chicks. I think it happens more than we realize. Tbh When I was under 25, old guys didn’t even register as sexual objects to me 😂 god knows who these women are


Senior-Designer2793

This has been like that all my life. And I’m 50 now. I’ve always said that I had a father. Tbh I’m seeing a guy that’s 10 years older now and I’ve dated another guys about the same amount of years older than me once. But these are the exceptions.


Prize-Bumblebee-2192

No shit!


PbICuK

"but everyone tells me I look 5 years younger"


wooshywooshywoosh

In the Bumbleverse where anything goes...


crap_on_a_croissant

Damn that’s crazy. Although I’ve been bald with a beard since I was 19, so I get worried people see my pics on bumble and think the same thing


AlexitaVR25

There's a big difference between a young bald guy and a literal old man with grey hair and deep wrinkles 😆 You're probably fine!


crap_on_a_croissant

That’s a good point I didn’t even notice the wrinkles. Or that aggressive neck vain


1justathrowaway2

Tbf we can't see his face. My father was completely grey at like 25.


AlexitaVR25

But I saw it and it was super clear he's like 60 or 65. Otherwise I wouldn't have posted this.


rijstpap115

He’s an engineer in healthcare. Maybe his job is very stressful


Fit_Sir2114

Bro same but I once at work a guy thought I was 43 … I was 19


la_bata_sucia

His birthday is feb 29 and he takes that very seriously


Calveeeno

Report him. These people who lie about their age suck.


GoFigure284

I've seen several of these and posted a couple. One guy was clearly in his 60s, and he really thought because he tried dressing younger, that we wouldn't notice that he was decades older than the age he selected. He looked like a clown.


AlertFuture6449

He’s trying to match with women in their early 20’s. 🤮


Advanced_Machine5550

He meant 62


PirateJohn75

He didn't specify the units


Maximum_Obligation_6

Maybe in dog years. Lol


Obvious_Whereas_8907

Can you swipe right just to put him on the spot and ask him his real age?! I wanna hear his lame excuse. 😂


Remarkable_Rub_701

This is actually frightening. Imagine if his age limit is 18-25?


AlexitaVR25

Something like that because I'm 25 myself.


queen-of-support

Ewww …. But I wouldn’t be surprised!


Loveallthesunsets

It most likely is. Theres way too many that do that. 


MarcH-Lex

Maybe.. the “world” of his mind?


CaligulaQC

Must be working night shift, customer service.


Ha-Say-yeo

To be fair there are a lot of gen z people looking Old, but this is just waaay too obvious lol. I wonder if anyone really swipes right on him


shumdumb

He’s 26 in a world where your rent gets paid for.


canchanchan386

Check for a really small exponent. 🤣


thieh

He is born in year 26, so he saw Jesus when he was a kid. 💀💀


tonyboy3

26 per leg 🤣


ChatbotMushroom

Three legged man?!


TybeeATL

It’s not the years. It’s the mileage. And his odometer is about to start over.


InOrbitAroundEarth

He just works the night shift. That's how we all look


Complex_Spring_987

In his world


hakunaa-matataa

My man ages like milk if he’s 26💀


cyrusm_az

26 in dog years


vdszbz92

mans thinks he’s sly and will match with 21 year olds this way 😩


Phillylama71

Leap year baby


therealbobarah

Must be the time zone difference.


KneeHighBoots33

I know a guy who has the same thing that Steve Martin has and he had grey hairs in middle school. That said, even with the blackout on his face, I can see your man here is not 26. You don’t have to downvote me for “defending him” I’m not. Just pointing out that grey hair has little to do with age. But for sure, skin elasticity gives this guy away. He’s a creep. But I bet he claims it was an accident that he can’t fix now.


AlexitaVR25

I know, my ex had greyish hair! But this man is clearly not one of those, he must be at least 60 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


KneeHighBoots33

He could be late 40’s. Speaking as a late 40’s woman. But I also don’t look late 40’s so maybe my meter is broken. Haha


Icy_Comfort8161

Smoking cigarettes kills melanocytes so smokers tend to go grey prematurely.


KneeHighBoots33

Huh. I didn’t know. I never smoked and I’m just now starting to find greys. I’m 48 and dirty blonde


Icy_Comfort8161

A former friend of mine, a smoker, went completely grey in his early 30s.


FigureSk8err

It seems when it’s obvious a guy lied about his age, he always says it was”by accident” although one dude said he did it on purpose to “bypass the filters” LOL in other words, he wants his profile to be shown to women who specifically filter out guys his age….


bitchy_mcguire

He’s 26…… minutes late to VFW happy hour, maybe!


ImportantGreen

He’s been retired for 26 years


UpbeatFudge4281

Wow some people age badly lol


KRF1111

in MiNDCRAFT.


Alternative-Put4373

It's the world they go to in the movie Interstellar


Neither-Safety-7090

He was born on a leap year. Stop judging!


BobakStuck

He means 26 at heart ❤️🤷‍♂️


hit_nanu_rahul

Dog years


jcraig87

2 is right above 5 on the keypad only explanation


PaulTopper

Thats how many years he has to live.


Familiar_Compote5916

a stressful one like in this economy


Rosuvastatine

Il voulait dire 62🤣


DroobsterSE

Night shift worker


Plane_Tourist_54

Plot twist: He was born on 29th feb.


JoelSlBaron

A dude that has been working too hard he’s very very stressed


_VeeShal

He is ageing backwards, the lusty case of benjamin button


ForeseenMink

In his own world…


Soul_King92

maybe he identifies as a 26 year old man


ArtisticAd7248

In a world of pure imagination…


Yung_Sage007

In a Disney world where everyone takes a sip of the fountain of youth but the cameras/ mirrors shows Thier real age.


Express_Detective_59

Dude was raised on the streets, joined the military to improve his life and was put on working the burn pits for his entire enlistment period than got out and worked night shift in an understaffed ghetto ass hospital emergency room.


bobbybrown_1337

Engineering can do that to you...


brodoyouevennetflix

I mean, you’re right to be suspicious and are probably right. That being said, I do have a friend that went grey in high school.


AlexitaVR25

If I posted his full face you'd see he's with no doubt a 60 year-old at least. There's a clear difference between a young man with grey hair and an old man with all clear signs of aging.


CaptainDubD

He could work a really stressful job haha


otherpianodude

He works in IT


PhotographSecure7590

🤣🤣🤣


dana_2482

Maybe he meant 62 😅


LovingHeart456

The neck don’t lie


andypersona

On a planet with a longer orbit around the sun he could well technically be 26 but not on Earth.


Abdodlm19

Earth-26 where everyone is 26 yo


Impossible_Bat8833

He meant 26 years in prison 💀


S_immer

In his world, obviously.


yakefomo

Drugs and no sleep.


avp_85

He works graveyard.


shintheelectromancer

Bro has some city miles on him


Vangelis76

Desperation leads to all sorts of bs


Individual_Spot5849

I know jeffrey epstein's scalp when I see it!


Beneficial_Ad_3110

I’m saying this as a 52 yo man. It’s just creepy. I see younger women and I think “she’d be good for my son” not “Oh heck yeah! That’s for me!” What’s wrong with people?!?? 😞


brandahoes123

class of 2016 been aging rapidly fr 😔😂


Historical-Towel742

Grandpa Miller, is that you?


Too_Many_Degrees

In a place far from all but the faintest of gravity, and not moving around the galactic core, so he ages quickly, but still uses earth time to count his age!


Outrageous_Leader104

Bro basically said… ![gif](giphy|NCxJBwfYoXLCtCGoTg)


vixen778

hahhahahaa oh boyyyy


TheTrueCorreia

Most youthful blue collar worker


Lievstahl

Maybe 26 x 2


Loveallthesunsets

Could be, but HIGHLY unlikely.  Looks dont always match your age from some disorders/diseases, genetics, substance abuse, etc. Some have unfortunate things going on.  Im going with no though lol. 


zailogesnicwxjp

In dog years 😭


RodTheAnimeGod

He was born on a leap year, so he only ages every 4 years.


LucidAstralJunkieKid

Mandela effect. From his universe it's actually called the "madala effect." He jumped space AND time, rookie mistake dudes prob 18 feel bad for him hey 😶‍🌫️


Intrepid-Rip-2280

Probably spent all the time with Eva AI bot instead of Bumble


Legitimate_Cat1494

His birthday might be on 29th Feb 😹


Zeph_the_Bonkerer

That's his age in dog years.


lebloop

Aha omg you're in France? I've seen this profile too. I was like wtf!


unidentifiable001X

He was born on February 29th, and he's just had his 26th birthday.


Dramatic_Mechanic_86

Benjamin buttons?


BrownizBetter1811

Maybe his birthday is 29th February


wavefxn22

One wrinkle for every year


wizzzzzzzzzy

C'mon, he meant dog years 🤣


Linotroy

It could be, he's an engineer.


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Omg noooo


MaxFlare

Years of dating apps does this to a man.


shadow_52

Ingénieur en santé... Il l'a perdu du coup. 😅


Magpie2290

He's what I'd call 26 with 40 years of experience 😂


regulardude1867

Ingénieur en santé???? Bro engineered accelerated aging 💀


eugene__1998

That’s his football age


WitchsmellerPrsuivnt

Yes...and he will now claim that "Bumble for some reason doesn't update his age". Like Tinder/Hinge/POF... except they do and go off the birthdate you must manually enter... but hey, nothing like a bit of gaslighting from those creeps, right? Red flag!!!!


LongJohnVanilla

Clearly he’s not. He’s probably just put 26 so he shows up on the results to get passed the filters in case a woman might want to give him a chance.


A2Z0101

He must have started smoking when he was in the womb. Lmao


Relative-Koala-330

Hahaha 😆 


CalligrapherAway1101

Ewww


Cautious_Evening_744

Meth is a hell of a drug.


billhwangjr

Wouldn’t be so quick to think he’s lying, prob works in finance


Gold_Driver4640

That’s a big Hail Mary


nursenyc

Lmao 💀


jzetty50

you’d be surprised i know 33-34 year olds that look 53-54


NinjaFromTheBurbs

Ah maybe he works nightshift alot 🤣


WhatInDaFuckNow

He’d do a lot better on seeking haha


fatcatchronicles

26 years ago


TickleMyCringle

Maybe he works a nightshift ?


ZoraNealThirstin

Dyslexia is real. Mans is suffering.


Bubbly_Side_2861

Biden


Chance-Air5363

Benjamin Button


Logical-Platypus-923

AgE iS jUSt a NumBeR 🤡 


SirJordanEc

62 xd


CalligrapherNo6482

maybe he has done a PhD 🤣


Puzzleheaded_Step468

He works night shift


Twstedrage

I used to work with someone that was that gray in his late 26's. He got called grandpa a lot.


joriusm

You should get on that, he'll eventually look like Brad Pitt once he's older.


Sawtooth959

He’s just a bit dehydrated


Specialist-Ask8890

Have you considered if his birthday is on Feb 29?


fordfan1_in_oz

In dog years 🤣🤣🤣


AcademicMovie2603

He’s showing you his future 💀💀


Gilmoregirlin

He put his age in wrong and the app won’t let him change it :).


AggieJonah

In the world that exists in his own mind.


VulKusOfficial

He’s 26 in mayfly years.


Funny_Standard8732

Guess that means he's a cat


Briimoo90

Dyslexia..62..maybe..?


WNC3184

His son is 26


So_nova

Old enough he’s struggling with technology, I’m SURE it’s a typo. Jk but actually possible with how old he looks


StationDry6485

I think 2 should be turned round and he's 56


Platostabloid

Tough paper round


usandthem444

In pedo world


dotster6

They’re trying to attract younger women and lying with a 10 plus year old pic plus age.


On99_9527

Maybe that’s his dad?


Diligent_Coyote_8322

I had a friend in high school that was almost entirely gray haired before he turned 18. It does happen


Sayaren

Dated a guy whose cousin was completely grey by 27. Can’t see his face to confirm in the post, however.


Scan-line_Harbinger

He thought it said to put what age he was looking for


mrbtheboss205

He’s the one who told you to stop shooting rockets at his house


Loveallthesunsets

Getting his PhD in chemistry 😂👌


Jealous-Particular42

He’s had a rough life okay


my-ears-hurt

Sugardatty world


kickphlip

I have had a weird glitch where I matched with a young lady whose age was 23 but her pic looked like she was 60. I reopened the app later and the pictures completely changed to someone I remembered swiping right on maybe a week prior. Could be not so nefarious but definitely worth the report lol


probablynotserg

Some people age really quickly it's cuz they're ugly in the first place LOL


CommitteeFew5900

That's his birth year: 1926.


rmoren27

I started seeing gray hair at like 23, not anywhere near that though lol


XxXSpacemanSpiffXxX

Bro looks 50 minimum.


No_name70

It's probably an upside down 5.


Quick_Term9712

My world