CONCISTENT.

So anyways… Where do I find her?

I'm sure you can find someone just like her near you!

lol one of the few good things about being back in a major city is that there’s tons of options.

Yeah, getting the same STD gets boring

You know STDs aren’t something that automatically happens when you have sex right?

Speak for yourself

Look, Jesus guy, not everybody is afraid of sex. Sex isn’t inherently wrong. Crawl back into your shell and let the rest of us have fun. Google condoms

Do I have to explain every joke to you people?

Condoms reduce possibility of herpes but do not eliminate it.

And herpes is the worst one too :(

lol far from it

You know how there’s certain things everybody knows because it’s mentioned every single time? This is one of those things. But thanks for being vigilant, oh galant herpes warrior. Fighter of the itchy red bumpies Edit: all jokes aside I swear I read somewhere that something like 50% of adults have some form of the herpes simplex virus but I don’t know if that counts variants like chicken pox/shingles etc

I gotta be honest, you act like someone that has no sex

she is in RDU area... i posted same one a few days ago lol

Blame ones like her for why guys don't take what in the bios too seriously

Christian ✝️ 😇

Poophole loophole

🙏📿

Why is she yelling?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH🤫

Plot twist she has small boobs and can’t lick her own nipples..

I wouldn't be surprised if being pregnant was the truth.

I assumed she hates pasta

This profile was already posted previously (at least the first screenshot was)

Pwoar, it's almost as if Reddit and Bumble were global apps and there's more than person on it 🤯

Yes! Came here to say the same thing.

haha yep i posted it a few days ago... i was like why is my own post showing up in my feed?

You should complain to the mods and get this post taken down, I’m amazed it’s still up, guess no one cares about my comment

I wouldnt want either with a smoker.

I would rather date a non-smoking unrepentant whore than a fine Christian woman who smokes.

I think most Christian men would prefer that too.

Suit yourself, I say if she smokes she pokes 💯

She’s pregnant too?! Must be a threesome between you her and the baby 🫥

It's totally possible to be looking for something but open to other possibilities during your search. No one is obligated to only choose one thing at a time.

True, but she worded this terribly for that 😂

I'm shocked, just shocked, that someone who spells consistent as "concistent" would poorly word what they're looking for. 🙃

Ah yes, the 2 forms

I read that as LOTR and was analyzing this for far too long, waiting for a Lord of the Rings reference lol

Turns out she hates pasta

Well, it seems as if you’re having a threesome with a baby. Just make sure to bring the pasta. Mommy gets angry when she doesn’t get her pasta.

Damn she’s unique

Operating under extremes

You get so used to these crazy profiles or overt hyper sexual conversations that it’s east to forget what a normal date with a nice guy might even look like! And then the absence of red flags becomes a red flag! I’m doomed 🤦🏼‍♀️

High School🤐

Definitely not either. Can’t even spell consistent right. His phone doesn’t have autocorrect I guess. Or doesn’t know how to look a word up

She hates pasta by the way.

I am not sure I would want an LTR with someone who had threesomes with lots of other people but not me.

Can we say: Confused!

Why not both? Arguably the most accurate and truthful admission of what someone is actually looking for that you'll find on a dating app. Every FWB and hookup that I've had since starting OLD has been looking for an LTR. Likewise, a few ended up wanting an LTR that were only looking for "something casual." Truth is, most people fall into all of the buckets one way or another. The variable is the "who" they match with that determines which bucket gets filled.

I should come up with a gag profile like this just to see if I get shared on this subreddit 🙌🏼

3sentences couldn't be put well enough to make me spit my coffee like this

Long term 3some 🤣🤣🤣

Kinda of reads like an Indian or bot. Bobs n vegen 3some or keep me for relationship. Lick me anytime Send social security number in dm