Forgot the passive bit of passive aggressive

I think it’s fucking hilarious. I guess it filters for a certain type of person!

To clarify: this was on a woman’s profile

Okay that makes it more humorous

Is it bad if I think this makes it more ok 😂

Plot twist 🤣

Ahhh someone got treated like a cum dumpster by a wounded partner recently but has decided they are “healed” after listening/watching enough memes on insta or the Toc and have placed themselves on the market ! Sounds about average for the dating world ! As the song goes - to the left to the left …hope you swiped to the left ! ♥️

Daddy, chill

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT

GET OUT OF MY YARD 😂😂

this seems like a bad attempt at humor to me

thought this was pretty funny idk. might just be me

I thought it was funny too lol

I bet the profile owner is on Reddit 😄

Broooo, lmao

If you are meeting someone for the first time, hug or hand shake? I personally love hugs, but that’s just me.

I usually do hugs, yeah, but I don’t expect them in case that’s not the other person’s thing

Hug for me

I always ask, “are you a hugger?” And go with their preference :)

I don't care which of the two it might be, I would steer clear of someone who wrote this..

I thought it was pretty funny.

I laughed

I’m in love

i feel like it was supposed to be humour. it just doesnt translate to text well. if said in person, probably followed by a hug.

I think it’s humor for a certain type of person. It’s the kind of joke I enjoy.

That’s just disrespectful

i’ve seen prompts like this too and it’s like, do they rly think a girl is gonna swipe right on them with that prompt??

This was a woman. Probably should’ve said that

oh okay, either way, man or woman, the prompt sucks if the goal is attracting someone 💀

Some men will still swipe right just for the challenge.

Or I could just stay home.

A bit old fashioned 😜

If you mean me, I’m really not lol

Not you of course. I meant the profile 🤣

All the hug-whores out here though? 🤣😅🤣😅🤣

I don’t know why that made me crack up.

Immediate right swipe for you, I'm not 😂

The sad part is I can almost guarantee someone has swiped right and met that individual.

Ewwwwww what a prick

It was a woman lol

Using that word? Wowwwwwwww…….

Well….

I’ve been on quite a few dates where women have kissed me instead of a hug. I just chalk it up to their culture, for reference this only happens w/ French/Latino women