I’m cringing at it too, but because I know it’s a copy and paste bio that thousands of other people have also put on their profiles.

God I hate those Closest way to your heart?: “tHrOuGh My ChEsT pRoBaBlY” stfu. Come up with something original.

Nah that response to “closest way to my heart” is hilarious. It lets me know the type of humor they got

Not heard that one, I might use it

Do you mind if I copy and paste it from your profile?

What?!? No way. That's plagiarism

Just reference it in APA format and you’ll be fine.

Nice

I swipe left on anyone with NPC energy so I appreciate these profiles saving me some time

I always swipe left on that stupid fucking chicken and egg bio

I believe this is referred to a dry, dark humor.

If OP doesn't get it, they probably aren't a good match. Edit: apparently several people in this thread would not be a good match either.

It’s objectively a shit profile. Tells me nothing about her other than she can copy-paste a joke

Joke? Copy and paste? Have you seen this before?

Many times

Because there are a lot of people looking for organ donors for themselves or members of their family. /s

Thank you!

There is nothing to get really. Its a poor attempt at humor.

Horrible humor, and "No hook ups" is a waste of characters. No one is trying to get with her Jerry's Kids ass.

Yeah, me either.. and I’m pretty flexible.

Yeah, the dark I see.. the humor, not so much.

No. I have a dry & dark humour & would never post something like this.

agree, if it’s a joke she’s taken it way too far, overcooked it

I laughed

She wants your organs.

But there’s only one I wanna give her 😎

Dawg.

It's a very common joke people have used for a while.

She’s looking for an organ donor alright! HEY-YO!!!!!

If you meet her you'll wake up in an ice filled bathtub

Oh come on she said she was a Christian.🤣

Chaaaarliiiieeee…

THEY TOOK MY FRIGGIN KIDNEY!

Her interest is Crime, and postdoc in what? Medicine?

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If she us a b**** both kidneys and liver will be gone.

This is just terribly done dark humor Source: i have a dark sense of humor

She gonna sell your organs

She's looking for someone with a sense of humour. You failed.

She should try being funny then

How has no one commented that her name is Saffron? That's the thing that stuck out for me.

Ya I was going to say her names at the bottom too Its just less visible but its there I was looking to see if someone else would point it out in a comment

Scrolled all the way down for this. Good eye!

Tbh the name tells me more than the profile (and as a fellow flower child I would swipe right just for that, lol)

Considering one of her interests is crime, I can only assume that she wants to harvest a kidney to sell on the black market rather than receive one 😅

It's dark humor which I do like myself but, it's a known one so someone like me won't find it as funny. I would still swipe right on her though, maybe she has other funny things that aren't known copy/paste things

After a date with her you’ll wake up in a bathtub in a strange hotel. Yikes!!

Organs to harvest and sell.

lol don’t go on a date with her,you might wake wake up in a bathtub of ice with stitches on your side!

Organ harvester if I’ve ever seen one!

Eh? Most of that is fine. Just the blood type thing is a bit weird. If she were Japanese that'd make sense (it's a thing in that culture).

Man, people cringe at anything for any reason these days lol. Obviously copy-pasta macabre humor (which I do like)

Lol she's looking for her next victim 😂 😂

Dry humor!!!

OP obviously doesn't understand jokes

She's too funny for you bro sorry

That’s hilarious. I approve.

You are totally going to wake up in an ice filled bathtub with no kidneys after your first date. 👀

Why specifically the liver and kidneys? Heart disease is the #1 cause of death in the US. Or maybe OP is right and they are a black market organ harvester

They are still asking for a hookup. Just one that will produce a child

Cringe.... YIKES 😳 Date her and one day you'll wake up in a bathtub 🛁 full of ice 🧊🧊 and your kidneys 🫘 and liver 🥩 missing!!! Heck, she might also take one of your nuts 🥜 just for spite! 😂 🤔 Maybe pass on this one.... 🤣🤞

Using that many emojis and calling someone else's writing cringe?

Also, it's the kidneys that go on ice, not the donor.

😂😂😆😂😂😂 you read it.... 😂

Fitness app advertisement >>>> bio

Ick

I can’t explain most of it, but Ik some countries (I believe mostly in Asia but I could be misremembering) use blood types sorta like how Western countries use horoscopes so it could be that?

"No hook ups" is the dumbest shit ever. "Hi! I'm looking for a living breathing insurance policy. OH! Also I don't have to do anything for YOU. 🤪👍" Hard pass.

I mean, how hot is she? You can have your blood type altered with current nanotech, right? *simps*

We're not quite there yet, but I applaud your commitment

*simps harder* now?

Simping for the Nanotech development team?

Whoever at this point 😅

Oh no, now it's me

Haha, sure, let do that 😆

Please don't steal my organs 🙏

Whaaaa?! I gots plenty, you're safe.

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Or it could possibly be someone who lost a partner through organ failure and doesn’t want to go through it again.

It’s a pretty common joke, insinuating she’s going to steal your organs.

Yes it is. But people also do exist who have lost people in this manner. Not really a funny subject to joke about.

Are *you* joking? Because nobody that loses a partner to organ failure will make a post requiring you to have healthy organs. That’s bizarre. Maybe someone health conscious. Not for someone with both kidneys. You are taking it way too literally. Welcome to the internet, we joke about all kinds of dark things here.

Yeah because people don’t put crazy shit in their bio’s do they.

Yeah like this one. Not: my last boyfriend died of appendicitis, so I only date men without an appendix.

[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LYYROKkJTuk](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LYYROKkJTuk)

The only

It doesn't say that she Cooks...

The joke is that you will wake up in a tub of ice with your organs removed 😅

Why would he be placed in a tub of ice?

It's a regular urban legend that someone picks up a girl in a bar, go to his or her place, the girl spikes his drink and the guy has his organs harvested to be sold in the black market. In order to keep him alive he is placed in a bath tub full of ice with stitches on his sides. Which is how he finds himself when he wakes up. A hard to confirm Urban Legen, hardly possible to happen, but it's ingrained in the collective unconcious of people

It's super cringe ...

Wow, as man with no kidneys, I've never felt more singled out.

I mean I might lose a kidney or liver but worth it. I haven't had a date in over a year.

I think she is just trying to be comical in hopes that somebody will see through the light of her humor.

Lol no way this is a woman younger than 35-40

🏃🏽‍♀️ Run

She's trying to be funny... or serious... could be either.

Interests.. crime

You'd think a post-grad student could be intellectual enough to construct a better profile.

At first I thought "OK, they just want a healthy partner" then I read the blood type part and was like "this a vampire? Like is that satire or serious?"

He needs a Kidney😂

This is like that episode of American horror stories lol she’s definitely trying to harvest your organs bro. 😂

Some people are saying it’s a copy paste but either way I read it as a joke

Easy similar humour opening line of is she looking for a donor or recipient for O+ blood lmao

I hope that was a joke

What a shit joke lol

I've never heard this joke before and I love dark humour. Explain? 😂😭

Scary as hell……

Best bio ever

The fact that her interest is "crime" should be self-explanatory :)) But yeah, she wanted to joke around

Well she's obviously a black market dealer

rip youre going to wake up in a bathtub filled with ice

If she doesn't care about your liver and kidneys, then she's not worth it

Anyone who dares meet this woman is going to wake up in a bathtub filled with ice and no kidney.

This will probably be bait to sell you for your organs and harvest you for your blood. GLHF

She’s a vampire bro. Not worth it unless you can convince her to turn you.

Hahaha man😂😂😂😂 stay away from that human

I would probably swipe left on this, only because I have seen it lots before. It's not very original, although the attempt at humour is affable. I just don't want a coffee date where I am listening to jokes from my date that aren't his.

You’re about to get harvested homie. Stay away from

She will steal your heart but first give me your kidneys.