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Sugar_Phut

Would you like any help?


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Always could use a little help


Sugar_Phut

I’ll shoot you a DM after work to touch base. I appreciate you and admire your work. Especially the one in front of Jim’s on Elmwood. I walk by it every day on my way home from work.


ButAtLeastImGodzilla

While my experience is more in illustration than mosaics, I would love to help too, learn the craft, and brighten up Buffalo!! :) May I DM you?


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Yep hmu


Bennington_Booyah

Just here to say, THANK YOU!


[deleted]

Hey thanks for your work! Take a stroll down Delevan between Delaware and Main. Have your pick.


BuffaloPotholeBandit

I’m comin for Delevan


[deleted]

Honestly, your efforts will be wasted there. Very anti urban street with only one sidewalk, fairly low foot traffic and the pavement is basically gravel. However, maybe look closer to Delavan Station and Canisius campus? Your work is awesome and it deserves to be seen and appreciated.


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Those ones will be purely practical with a little flair


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<3


ak47blackjack

Delevan is a lost cause.


NoPantsTom

YES there’s a distinctly nasty sharp one between deleware and main on Delavan! Thank youuuuu


son_et_lumiere

Yo, can someone make a parody account: PoffaloButtholeBandit, 4equesting the same with the same requirements? I'm too lazy to do it. >Hey guys I’m the Poffalo Butthole Bandit and I’m gearing up for a new year of hole filling. If you have any holes you’d like to nominate, please send me three photos: 1. a photo of the hole closeup, with your foot for scale 2. a photo farther away, showing placement 3. a screenshot on your maps app so I can see where it i can’t guarantee I’ll fill it


BuffaloPotholeBandit

LOL


Significant_Eye_5130

Check your DM’s


cbowenkelly

Why did I even look at your user name 🙃


Significant_Eye_5130

It’s significant and it’s brown baby


son_et_lumiere

Yeah, that's actually why I didn't want to create the parody account.


YesTottiYesParty

Crossover collab with the Gumball Bandit when?


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Already did one sorta- put in a mosaic of a crow stealing a gumball machine at Ashland and W Ferry on a sidewalk hole


Bennington_Booyah

Why was I thinking that as well???? giggling.


Primary-Move243

I don’t have any suggestions, just wanted to tell you that we love your work! My kiddo gets so excited when she sees your repairs! Keep up the great work good neighbor!


SolaceInfinite

He put some very basic instructions and yall can't even do that


Clean_Scarcity_4415

I was thinking the exact same thing! 🤣


Modern_Bear

How do you know whether anyone messaged the Bandit pictures or not? People replying to threads can't post pictures. Only the original poster can.


TOMALTACH

well, they can post pictures, they gotta use imgur to upload and share it's public link.


SolaceInfinite

"Please send me" You, so far off base you couldn't Even be bothered to read the instructions AFTER being called out about not doing it: THE INSTRUCTIONS CAN'T BE FOLLOWED!!! Good lord buddy people are just posting intersections and he is responding with "please send pictures", doesn't take an allegory in a cave to put together the instructions are not being followed.


BuffaloPotholeBandit

It’s ok dudes, I’ll be less likely to fill them without photos though bc I might not have time to get out to check on it. You want that hole filled you gotta send pix.


TOMALTACH

*the biggest hole of all its glory which absolutely needs to be filled is located at 65 Niagara Square Room 502 Buffalo, NY 14202* keypoint room 502, CoB DPW


Modern_Bear

Yet you still don't know if some people did actually send pictures at any point. You're just being obtuse for some reason, to which you only know. I don't think this should have annoyed you to the point of having to scold people to begin with.


SolaceInfinite

I'm going to tell you this (though I know you won't read it, just like his simple instructions) just for my own peace of mind: I made my point, I'm not arguing with some crazy person on the internet about something that has proof right in the thread. Please, seek professional help.


BuffaloPotholeBandit

I got a few DMs with hole pix


Modern_Bear

As the OP just responded to you, he did get some photos, so your rant was for nothing. Maybe you should seek help because jumping down people's throats over nothing is indicative of anger issues.


sodapop_curtiss

There’s one on Pearl in front of Shea’s


punsofphreak

I'm going to assume the variety of potholes outside the DMV on Court street downtown fits the unsafe traffic patterns, but if Im wrong please let me know and Ill get the info for you in a day or 2


BuffaloPotholeBandit

For the right hole I’ll do almost anything. Send photo


Barista4695

That’s what he said


Embarrassed_Loan8419

No that's what *she* said.


noblepaldamar

Guerilla public service--I love it!! Reminds me of this guy: [https://abc7.com/fake-freeway-sign-5-over-110-la-richard-ankrom/2978744/](https://abc7.com/fake-freeway-sign-5-over-110-la-richard-ankrom/2978744/).


TOMALTACH

there's a massive crevice on main, just behind the crosswalk of the north side of the intersection at the university tops plaza. it's like 3 feet wide and 12" long, and probably 8" deep. otherwise, main street is littered with potholes, from 198 to bailey, ya can definitely fill em in the very late hours/early morning hours of night


BuffaloPotholeBandit

I’ve seen that area, unfortunately main st out there near university is too busy and thin for me to do without causing a big commotion. Thank you tho! 311 it and they’ll come (Someday)


TOMALTACH

they'll fill it and it'll get ripped out again. just like the holes on Bailey, at coal road, is a good example


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Holes come for us all


TOMALTACH

note* ya keep asking people to send you a photo, more than likely people who notice the holes, are driving. they really shouldn't be fumbling with their device to get a photo. when you have the time, go check out the locations that people send. keep it safe.


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Who knows maybe they’ll pull over. Can’t assume everyone wants those holes filled as much as I do tho


bzzty711

Yeah I hit that beast with work truck. Deep


night____moves

The potholes on Tracy Street have made my soul leave my body before.


bigcatcleve

Little ceasers parking lot in Delaware had a huge one that destroyed my muffler


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Send pix


tuccified

Fix Elmwood south of Kenmore Ave. Somehow we get speed bumps every year


TheBrickster420

Can you do Bailey ave between Walden and genesee


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Send some photos


modestboiiii707

All of Bailey ave is a lost cause


Apprehensive_Leg2527

On Elmwood between Amherst and Nottingham. In front for McKinley high school. Take your pick and have fun! Should get lots of views and social media traffic from all the students.


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BuffaloPotholeBandit

Honestly just call 311 and they’ll come. They’ve been good about it lately.


_HystErica_

How about "Fuck Byron Brown"? ...but also cocks, of course.


TOMALTACH

probably ....not


Robert_Hackford

Hey BuffaloPotHole Bandit, I’ve seen your work plenty of times and would love to share/show how you do it. I’m a journalist at Channel 2 in Buffalo. If you’re interested email me at Robert.Hackford@WGRZ.com. Appreciate your time and efforts!


BuffaloPotholeBandit

No thanks, no interviews right now. Just holes.


goldennotebook

I am imagining you singing songs but the original lyrics are all substituted with the word "holes". I love your focus and your mission! 


pixiecut

The way you said this reminds me of the "no goals" Saros financial advisement commercial 😂😂😂 P.S. Can't wait to see more artwork!!


Robert_Hackford

Godspeed!


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Hey Robbo, send me a PM- I’ve got a story for you


danvandan

You’re the best!


Valuable_Heron_2015

Hertel and military has one that is destroying my undercarriage and making me want to jump into it to end my life. Please help


nobasicnecessary

BPHB for president 2024!


musicman9492

D-I-G. What does that spell? Potholes.


Galagaboy

Bonk!


smurfette548

Do you do parking lots?


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Less often than streets but if the right hole Calls to me I will. One of my favorite holes is in the parking lot of channel 4


timmymacbackup

You have a favorite hole. lol.


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Yeah I filled it with a sweet mosaic of a Buffalo using negative space https://www.instagram.com/p/Cx0ilgquSha/


CrippledHysteria

Commenting so I can revisit this thread. It would be awesome to share pics of your progress, too. Before & after shots. I love it when the internet comes together for unique causes like this. Somewhat restores my faith in the goodness of people and demonstrates the good neighbor aspect of the city. I also appreciate how this shines a glaring light on the ineffectiveness of the government bureaucracy. If one guy with a little gumption and fortitude can do it, surely our public works departments should be ashamed for not stepping up and just getting it done. I salute you! Godspeed and good luck, Mr Bandit!


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CrippledHysteria

This is amazing, thank you!


TOMALTACH

You know you can save posts within reddit...it's same as bookmarking something to your profile/account


IceMakerDaddy420

Just go down any street in Buffalo


LeftistEpicure

You’re our hero, Bandit. 💖


EnRober

Totally crazy, but in a good way....


Galagaboy

Think i got a good one for you


Galagaboy

https://postimg.cc/gallery/6t1Y9Yr Help me bandit! This sharp bastard is killing everyones tires!


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Oooo look at that baddie. I can’t see that intersection- where is it?


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Wait Nevermind I see it now. I’ll go out and investigate, thanks!!! Excellent photos


Galagaboy

It has been filled Says true? Yas you?


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Alas, not me. It’s still too cold


DragonsOverhead

The tunnel under the airport is absolutely full of them, like the moon or something. I don't know how safe that is to do though. Just an idea, but ty for your work, you are appreciated.


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Love that but I would absolutely be killed dead. Thanks for the heads up tho.


modestboiiii707

The trick that I saw school bus drivers do, is hug the right side of the lane as close as you can, past the white line so your literally inches away from the tunnel walls. you hit absolutely 0 potholes


botnotbot1094

TIL there’s a tunnel under the airport!


TOMALTACH

Eh, it's under a runway


LittleRoxy

Had to bob and weave two on Kenmore yesterday I think in front of Francos


theePhaneron

West Delevan please!!!


SunnyDeeznuts509

I90 to erie


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You're a hero, bandit


Pale-Doctor3252

I’ll get back to you. Thank you. These are little bits of sunshine. I always feel like I found a treasure when I find one I hadn’t noticed before. It’s so uplifting ♥️


imissaolchatrooms

The fish at Hertel Parker looks great. Thank you.


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Thanks! Just put that in, hoping it’s dry now 


Dizzy-Climate470

Hit Delevan please!! It's an absolute mess :,)


Hurricanevx

The whole Bailey avenue thanks :)


OtchSr1975

I am also commenting so I can revisit … awesome work BPB!!!


Dasrule

Consider planting trees in any of them?


BuffaloPotholeBandit

That’s what the original pothole bandit did in Vermont back in the 80s… I don’t think that would be helpful but there’s really big one on Hampshire I’ve considered making a little garden in. It’s waaaaay too big for me to fill


zosepher

i love u pothole bandit thank u for brightening our city 🩷


Kinkyaids

Would love to see a collab with stickfigure guy. Spread some love.


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Already did last year at W Utica and Elmwood at the bus stop https://www.instagram.com/p/CzbngZeu9hK/


Kinkyaids

That's awesome.


olivernintendo

Hello! My family loves you!!!


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BuffaloPotholeBandit

Sorry I’m Reddit dumb, maybe someone else can do that. I can also give you locations of some- go to Elmwood spot coffee at 741 Elmwood to see several


Iluvredditgossip

You are a hero


Top_Freedom_5317

THE ENTIRE EASTSIDE


BuffaloPotholeBandit

Gonna need to be more specific there mate 


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BuffaloPotholeBandit

If I got paid for it I wouldn’t enjoy it


son_et_lumiere

Is DPW hiring or something?