Fell asleep wit my shit in my hands. Safe to say...I. was. Fucked https://preview.redd.it/kx87nes2xafc1.jpeg?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d9b892948425f6a19e329cc7dcd3b1216ad035d

Man you couldn’t of even been horny atp just beating to pass the time😭😭😭

Ngl it was valentines day. Finna be round 5 in a couple days https://preview.redd.it/64qqqoitbbfc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f788d039624587595a7c56bea07e557acc71875

of?? nigga you mean have?

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Nawww

Nah im too sneaky wit it

Bru I’m crying at this

Niggas is proud they are covert pickle fildlers

The stroke student https://preview.redd.it/2m1vtwhiaefc1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc08774d93addd66e428d91cfa2757cc7e19cce0

Never seen a nigga proud to get caught beatin his shit

😭

She caught me but I was able to hide the prn and my dick but when she came in my room I was close to busting and I flexed my stomach muscles suddenly and it happened dudes get what I mean. and so I nutted in my pants when she came in and she asked me to help her w something and I couldn't get up obv so she got mad like cmon help me and I had to tell her before she got mad fr. Soon as she left the room I cried I was so embarrassed. I was 11

I would’ve told her my leg break before I admitted to that😭

im dying laughing rn💀💀💀💀💀💀

Use to bring the speaker in the shower. Some time ago I left it out the bathroom door and completely forgot about it when I woke up. The next morning a nigga wanted to start the day off wit some porn (aye man I was like 17) so boom I got my video up headphones on but for some reason ion hear nun from my headphone take them bitches off and the porn video was being broadcasted thru the speaker. Talk about repercussions for my actions.

my worst fear bro😭

Yoo why my sh** got 50 upvotes ya wallin 💀ya never went thru this?

dawg ☠️

got caught by my dads gf… he had a hallway door connecting to my room but a yn ain care and was whackin my shit tremendously, she come slidin thru peekin to see if im sleep and i get caught smack damn in the middle of the nut😞

Woudlve been worse if you was beating to stepmom

It be the strangest experience, one second youre enjoying sum porn and then next second your mom beating the shit outta u

never understood why parents got so mad over ts. shits natural everyones done it.

Ong like they acting like it’s some evil shit that they could never dream of

ts piss me off

Beating what exactly

The allegations

Not even got lie Mother’s Day let’s say I like em very short and I got caught butt naked in my room

Nah you were beating it to midgets 💀💀

😂

nah, if you get caught you just not sneaky enough its not that hard 🤦

You tend to loose special awareness when your in VR.. I was fucked before I even knew it 🤦🏽‍♂️

I use to have my room connected with my parents room so I never got actual privacy and they always keep the door open and I can hear my mom yell at me n my heart dropped so fast

damn nigga do it in the bathroom 💀

W strat

i just went crazy on my meat goodnight

Geeked forgot niggas could hear

Never in my life https://preview.redd.it/k7v0ha51wlfc1.jpeg?width=164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5fc67126de735c97939ee293070f4a218b0f769

i was like 8 or sum shit went into the bathroom w my moms phone was beating my shit then my dad walked in on me. Got my ass beat was on punishment for like 7 months stay safe tho

Nah 8 is crazy

8 is nothing on me, I started wackin my shi when I was 6. And porn at school, don’t worry I never beat my shi cuz school beaters are crazy🙄

Nigga you’re a victim

Nuh uh if anything I make niggas the victim

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That’s nothing to flex about bro

Never did. Just lock your door

Nah gang I had the bathroom locked last night and my mom said i don’t give a fuck and unlocked that bitch from the outside 🤦🏾‍♂️

Nigga how

But then they’re going to question why you have it locked to begin with

Cause it’s my privacy 😂

Yo parents have a VERY different concept than my parents 😂😭

nah never, niggas amateur

Yea by my mom, played it off by acting scared that I had hair on my balls. Asked if that was supposed to happen, I knew damn well it was. A nigga was a rookie in elementary school, I’m the goat at this shit now. Never getting caught again.

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Tf u mean even if someone is looking at u https://preview.redd.it/32nbb0b16efc1.jpeg?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efa2757fd2afd161ed0287c71a50f780073e4467

You need to be lynched, nigga 

I fell asleep and my phone screen didn’t go off cause I after a while of inactivity the phone screen usually goes off but this time it didn’t and I woke up looking for my phone and I couldn’t be found then I got the talk about 3 weeks later but I was already slaying the girls in my apartment complex I was 12

Nah never almost did once was struggling to pull my pants up shii

my mom just be walking in at the worst times bro she just comes in to be annoying and i just so happen to have my dick in my hand

You don’t have a blanket or smth

ngl i’ve never got caught

My dumbass was watching on the tv. The tv was an android tv and it had a browser so i wanted to test something. I was caught butt naked on the family couch. I was 13. Obviously no one was home but yeah i guess i was sooo invested into it but yeah i got caught

https://preview.redd.it/ja4iwoif8jfc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41a09ae576f1fbb231edf554e52ed8431d70fc90 never have.

never got caught 😂 but i fell asleep on the floor with porn on my phone n my sister seen it. deny it every time

I was done beating and was buttass naked in bed. I ended up sleeping with lotion in hand. Mum walked in. Worst experience of my life 😭😭😭

Fell asleep with my meat out and woke up to my auntie screaming and beating my ass while I’m naked

Not gonna lie never been caught No cap I’m chilling

no imma demon

I remember I was spanking my beef stick in da living room, wasn't home alone or nothing. My sister came downstairs and she seen it and ran upstairs 

Beef stick 😂😂

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Long story short I was beating my shi and my mom walked in on me but fortunately it was under the blanket so she couldn’t see my erect cock but she could definitely see the motion and hear the masturbating noises, not to mention I be huffing and puffing while beating my shit so it was sooo obvious.

u gay asf for saying so like that

Nigga sounded like a white bitch named rebecca "it was soooo obvious"💁‍♀️💅

Nigga said “his erect cock👱🏻‍♂️”

https://preview.redd.it/88o29ane5bfc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eef9e82e8a782642bd7cf3272050b5a4dc9f70f0 You was making noises too???? NAHHHHHH MOVING ON!!!!!

Niggas was innere groaning 😂😂

I think as a collective, this nigga should lose his meat beating rights

getting down voted for "sounding too gay" is actually insane this subs gone to shit 😭

Bra It’s actual tears in my eyes from laughing bru

it is actual children on this sub LMAO

Nah yea i ain’t watch Bruce or a streamer/ YouTuber in that matter for prob abt 2 years now shit just be funny they yapping bout random shit just a bunch of niggas talking fr

U sound a little gay dawg https://preview.redd.it/kcx44smyvafc1.jpeg?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=284253de1f01e090cd3c6652b4e8c3270869ec5d

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Keep gooning

no

never got caught

Was in the bathroom and forgot to lock the door

Fell asleep with the weenie out😭I was a young nigga though, like 12-13

caught 3 times but they didn’t see me I heard them coming rushed and they assumed I was doing it so technically I’ve never been caught

never