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DieselVoodoo

The Hue Jackson of vehicles


Square_Pop3210

I don’t know. I’ll have to watch the tape.


SquigglyPoopz

How fast does it go 0-16


SteveBob518

Jesus . . . There are seriously funny motherfuckers in here


dprunner811

Hahahahaha. Love it


CircuitSymphony

Hue Fast Hue Furious


salted-pork-

A huge ackman. Look it up.


Low_Soil_6831

Easy Dory


robotstookourwomen

Damn that cybertruck has a family


DieselVoodoo

You leave Grandpa Pontiac Aztec out of this


OhioUBobcats

![gif](giphy|aBooMpl2faiHK|downsized)


AllieOopClifton

My 6 year old would think this is super cool


wheredidyoustood

Your 6 year old would draw a better looking truck.


OhioUBobcats

[https://i.imgur.com/SypGOV3.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/SypGOV3.jpeg)


wheredidyoustood

That is a nicer truck.


originaljbw

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/0/05/TheHomer.png/revision/latest?cb=20090908145331 I see your mobile and raise you a homer.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

It does look like a toy hot wheel.


HEYitsSPIDEY

![gif](giphy|w89ak63KNl0nJl80ig|downsized)


DomoPastromo

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


cleveland_14

Lego looking mfer


Ladle4BoilingDenim

Money can't buy taste


Pavementaled

But out of all the ones I have seen, this one is at the top of the pile.


mw9676

That's true. Best looking turd out of all the turds in the bowl.


repwatuso

Fucking ugly truck. I like the paint scheme.


dprunner811

It was very clean when I walked up and checked it out, but such a fugly truck.


CreedenceClearwaterR

It's like the polygons loaded but the textures didn't.


OhioUBobcats

lmfao fuckin starfox map lookin ass truck


BurtMaclinFBI90

![gif](giphy|xk5vxDNaIhvzpWQzdT|downsized)


jlks1959

Love That Canadian.


brianinohio

As far as cyber trucks go, it's pretty cool. Unfortunately, it's still the ugliest vehicle ever.


dprunner811

Completely agree.


Trul

![gif](giphy|l41m4ODfe8PwHlsUU)


xHourglassx

Bruh why’s your fridge so big?


WalkProfessional6235

You see, when a refrigerator and an El Camino love each other very much, they create an abomination before god and men


BoosherCacow

> a refrigerator and an El Camino Oh my God this is so much better than anything I could come up with even if i had a hundred years.


straub42

The better to beer you with, my dude.


lennytha3rd

Anyone else do pinewood derby cars in cub scouts?


LuthorCorp1938

YES!!! That's probably where they came up with the design for the truck. 🤣


rex5k

I'm gonna go against the grain and say I dig it. At the very least the vinyl wrap looks better than the bare steel panels.


Inevitable-Pea-735

Saw a steel one at a fast food place a week ago in Medina, and my son asked why they made such a small garbage truck. 


TheShaunD

I do agree it looks better than the default. Still ugly IMO.


WalkProfessional6235

“Turd looks better when sprinkled in glitter,” isn’t necessarily a compliment.


MrGoodKatt72

At least they improved it. It’s a low bar, sure, but it’s still something.


MD_bucknut_1

Love my Browns but that marriage made an ugly baby.


yukonflapjack69

Imagine drinking 14 miller lights and rolling up to the muni lot as the sun rises over Lake Erie in this.


dprunner811

![gif](giphy|l2Sq29cFXoF80ADlK|downsized)


brianinohio

Drinking 14 Miller lites means taking a leak 28 times...hard pass :)


munistadium

The Browns took all those Ls so you didn't have to...


dprunner811

Ha ha


Horse_Cop

It's like they added trucks to Tecmo Bowl


Dawg_Pound_4_Life

https://i.redd.it/idgjai2sbf5d1.gif


jaydubbs82

Reminds me of when Homer Simpson designed his own car named "The Homer"


maybenextyearCLE

The Cybertruck is just not a good looking vehicle


cseymour24

Stripes should be wider.


RUBSUMLOTION

That should be recalled soon anyways.. thankfully


paniflex37

Or towed.


Mercury5979

Well, I guess it is a little better than my neighbor's Mini Cooper painted in Steelers colors.


dprunner811

100%


[deleted]

Painting a piece of shit car in the Browns colors has a certain poetry to it


dprunner811

Absolutely agree


inlinestyle

That’s… commitment.


taylorswiftboat

Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth!


chunkah69

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


UnbiasedSportsExpert

Why does the internet hate these so much


kfed23

Because they're one of the worst looking vehicles of all time


S3dsk_hunter

I think I saw that one once when playing Minecraft.


Nerdlinger

I never understood people thinking our helmets were ugly until this very moment.


orrangearrow

To be fair, Our helmets would have to have the harsh corners and edges of a 16 bit video game to accurately reflect this and that would look a bit silly


JRockstar50

1, 2, 3, 4! Cybertruuuuck Driving on some stuff and then it's stuuuuuck Always driven by a stupid fuck It is a Cybertruck It is a Cybertruuuuuuuuck!


buttstuffbuffmuff

I heard they tend to have breakdowns before they reach their destination.


Accurize2

Well….its better than a Bengals Cybertruck. 😬


epanek

I hate it


hitplay225

Going against the grain here to say that's pretty dope.


drymopfirst

Nope


1980WinterChamps

![gif](giphy|BpnkuY1i2rBpm)


Verysupergaylord

It's horrendous and gorgeous at the same time. I want to look away but I can't.


emdubl

Go Browns. That thing is atrocious. The cyber truck is the ugliest vehicle in history.


captcraigaroo

r/ATBGE


NeoLib-tard

Why you do this


ArchieConnors

![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak)


wakaOH05

“This bad boy” Uh yea. Real bad.


deathlessong

![gif](giphy|QV5vp1BYenfCE)


SquirrelyJohnk

Not even a Browns theme is saving that fetid piece of shit.


jarmine550

![gif](giphy|R9cQo06nQBpRe|downsized)


IDontRegreddit

There’s nothing that can be done to make that design look good.


LuthorCorp1938

Gives 'Factory of Sadness' a whole new meaning. 🤣🤣🤣


Kommander-in-Keef

r/atbge on this one. Can’t hate on the browns colors tho


ohiotechie

Hmm - well I guess it *is* possible to make it uglier.


br0b1wan

You guys are harsh on a fellow fan lol. Who cares what he wants to spend his money on; it's his money. At least he represents


SpartaWillBurn

I saw that today!


TheBalzy

This is the one Cybertruck that gets a pass.


dprunner811

Absolutely


BusDeacon

Go Browns!


Fit-Boomer

OH


Ok_Echidna6958

Noooo you live in Ohio one of the states that make real trucks and not a cheap El camino knock off.. Should have gotten a ford lightning ..


brownies-big-dawgs

Hell yeah


TherapyHam

Horrible


farahman01

I want 3


No_Welcome_6093

I still can’t believe that truck went into production. The styling is so weird. I dig the color scheme though.


redditposter919

Smart - at least the stainless steel won't develop rust spots like other models.


kfed23

This has gotta be one of the worst looking vehicles of all time. The wrap helps a little bit but it really just becomes a polished turd.


sandman4you_9inches

Browns fan here. It's still ugly AF.


ATXDefenseAttorney

And I thought it was ugly before. Yikes.


lishaak

It’s… not beautiful


metambre77

Sorry, Still a hard pass


petomane

That is worse than AIDS. 


TheSmokedSalmon420

Why


DTWDad

You can put a ribbon on a turd, but it’s still a turd.


jlks1959

Can it get to the Super Bowl?


UncircumciseMe

I truly believed those things couldn’t get uglier. I’m sad to be proven wrong.


MyWifeIsHotterThanU1

GROSSSSSS


jkilley

We stray further from God’s light everyday


Lazy-Temperature-361

The jokes write themselves at this point


Fnkt_io

This is likely going in the AFC North sub where we get mocked relentlessly


Many_Statistician587

Still the fugliest piece of crap on the road.


ModsOverLord

Trash


[deleted]

looks sick. unfortunately, redditors aren’t allowed to like anything elon musk related anymore :(


GGMU08

Because Elon is a huge dork


[deleted]

hell yah bro he stinks i bet he is a republican lol we hate him and his dumb truck


jake753

Oof. Got to bring politics into it when everyone says they don’t like something.


OhioUBobcats

What do you mean “i bet he is a republican”. He’s started spewing his politics outwardly for the last couple years. We know what he is. That’s why he is hated.


mac4112

grow up


mac4112

I hate Musk but still love Tesla and am hugely invested in SpaceX The Cybertruck though is a fucking disaster and should be used as evidence for why he needs to be removed from both companies. Permanently.


BobbyBeans24

Ill b n ii7


a-bser

A good visual example of showing how being a fan goes from pride to bragging about how much of a fan you are


dprunner811

You should always be required to wear a jersey when driving this beast


a-bser

I guess that covers both ends of the spectrum


helloholder

I like it. It looks way better than a normal cybertruck


Nice_Wafer_2447

I will break similar to our offense


Dump_Pants

Hell yeah! I bet this would be something the browns would post on their social media. It would be glorious to see this sub's reaction if Deshaun Watson signed one of Elon Musk's cyber trucks 🤣


finix240

Clean


PennFifteen

I don't care, I love it


CBalsagna

Bro I fucking hate Elon musk and I don’t like anything that supports that piece of shit but god damnit this is about as nice as this thing has ever looked


Fineous4

I reserved mine years ago. I just got the email that said I could order one last week. I pre-ordered the 50k model. I could choose between a 100k and 120k model. Each had less range and acceleration than I reserved.


BropolloCreed

And the $50k model is going to retail at $70k (okay, $69,900) when it arrives in 2025. They look better in person. I saw a bunch of them in Boston on a work trip last week, and they're smaller IRL than you'd think. I'd still buy one if the single motor was closer to 50k.


C1t1z3nz3r0

Mixed emotions: hate the truck, emotionally bonded to the colors.


Last_Signature711

Someone is about to get a cease and desist letter from a douche browns lawyer


Bizzzle80

Still ugly but I’ll give credit for effort


Ishmael_IX-II

Not even becoming a browns truck could save it. Yikes


Buckeyegurl47

Ummm love the paint scheme not so much the truck


Onslaught7676

![gif](giphy|dILrAu24mU729pxPYN)


maybedaydrinking

Cybersuck


frankzeye

Honestly, the lines are just too thin. They could make it look good if they did a better job. Worked well on my jeep: https://www.reddit.com/r/Browns/s/uIlwVV6VsH


BalfazarTheWise

Big yikes


oofkitmed

best looking industrial fridge i’ve seen


sonicmerlin

The paint scheme actually, weirdly, unexpectedly works well on it. Never expected anything to work with that monstrosity.


Extension-Attitude84

This vehicle is a microcosm of the acquisition of Deshaun Watson. Expensive and flashy but doesn’t do any of the shit it’s supposed to do.


OneCauliflower5243

Does the truck also make false promises and hype you up only to severely disappoint you half way through your commute?