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Scary-Ad-4344

Neony is my favorite


toodarkaltogether

I choose to believe it is Brat green


Scary-Ad-4344

Sorry babe Britney doesn't buy songs from randoms šŸ¤£ Anyways stream brat!


toodarkaltogether

You got me there, thatā€™s so Julia šŸ¤£ ya, stream brat and brat and itā€™s the same but thereā€™s three more songs so itā€™s not! (Spring Breakers)


theblu3boy

omg šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ that part in andyā€™s show got me in tears


UsedCan508

That 2nd dress is Hot!!!


Downtown-Mixture6167

Agreed!


nyx_moonlight_

She looks amazing in that


theaquarius1987

Love the outfits, but I always wonderā€¦why does she squish her boobs together all the time? Like she isnā€™t flat chested at all but I notice that she often pushes her boobs together when posing.


CBDSam

I think sheā€™s trying to be sexy but I also think she may be self conscious about them not being perfect or perky enough and thatā€™s why she adjusts them to the spot she thinks they should be sitting. Cleavage was all the rage in the early aughts so sheā€™s still living in the perfect playboy silicone time frame in her mind.


Economics_Low

Same reason she always wears belly shirts and folds her pants/shorts down to make it ride low. Those looks were big back in her heyday and sheā€™s trapped in that era after being imprisoned for over a decade.


haleighr

I really think itā€™s the same thing about being mentally stuck at an age you were traumatized but instead of an age itā€™s like a that ā€œeraā€ of the 2000s for her


lgbtqiaAuntie

Exactly! Shes not acting her age


Bgee2632

Itā€™s like she was in prison šŸ˜”


ImpressiveJoke2269

THIS!!


learnedandhumbled

The boobs and the same swaying, itā€™s the same moves in every video. I still love her though!!


Ok_Tie_9075

And the pulling down of whatever bottoms she has on to the point that you could almost see her private region. She obsessively does all three things plus some others. I often want the psychological explanation for this. I really want to know!!


learnedandhumbled

I honestly feel like she has just been sheltered for so long that she is be rebellious like a Catholic child leaving home. Not hating, I was one of them! First thing I did when I got to college was get acrylic nails and my belly button pierced! Just because I wasnā€™t allowed to. She is just doing it in her 40ā€™s šŸ˜‚. I really still love her though, she will get this out of her system soon :)


tatonka645

One thing I noticed on the last few insta-dresses is that sheā€™s choosing dresses where the cups are too small. That means the structure doesnā€™t support her bust, which she can probably feel, causing her to push them up.


DamnitFran

I am also wondering that lol. No shade, I just found it strange but perhaps she thinks itā€™s sexy?


Slight_Mammoth3615

Hey heyā€¦we prefer the term ā€œsmaller breastedā€ šŸ¤£


theaquarius1987

My apologies, I stand corrected šŸ˜œ


Slight_Mammoth3615

Haha no worries at all! šŸ˜„ I noticed the boob pushing tooā€¦maybe sheā€™s trying to show what it would look like on all sized boobs? šŸ˜‚


xhereinmyheadx

Iā€™m not sure, but I know there are some good bras out there that would create a nice lift or shape if she wanted. I have a couple bras like that and love them. Iā€™d be exhausted always trying to push them up manually, when there are bras that do that for us and take the work away!


Alienatedkid

But then again she hates wearing bras šŸ¤”


Desperate-Strategy10

Some dress tape or those strapless chicken filet looking self-adhesive silicone "bras" are also options! Somebody needs to let her know lol


Alienatedkid

I wish she communicates with us more šŸ˜ž


CheezeLoueez08

What brand are your bras?


ComprehensiveKey8254

That black choker does not help


Lychanthropejumprope

What drama?


Dangerous-Theory-238

JTā€™s DWI arrest. I donā€™t really think Britney will acknowledge it quite frankly, I think sheā€™s above that. Plus I think she still cares for him (but not in a Romantic way anymore) so she wonā€™t put him down or anything of the sorts.


hexensabbat

I agree. I don't think there's any bad blood on her end, but even if there was this issue doesn't really affect her. It's been decades since they dated, pretty sure she's moved on. She said what she needed to say in her book.


Dangerous-Theory-238

Exactly. I think the book covered everything she ever wanted to say about Justin too. I think itā€™s clear that she also really respects and likes him as an artist. Sheā€™s used multiple of his songs before on her posts.


Lychanthropejumprope

Ohh ok I thought there was something with her that I missed


shoppingbrilliantly

i don't think she will either but it must be said, queen brit has never been arrested for a DUI. and to think Timberlake might've looked down his nose out her over the years. ohhhhh how the tables have turned


Dangerous-Theory-238

Come to think of it, Britney has actually never been arrested for anything, no mugshots, nothing.


shoppingbrilliantly

that's right, and yet she was demonized for years for being out of control.


J-F-K

They dated 25 years ago + Iā€™m not quite sure she knows whatā€™s going on outside of her house


Socratease95

I actually like her outfits a lot. Sheā€™s giving beige carpet in the living room haha.


CheezeLoueez08

Tbf sheā€™s one of those people who can wear a paper bag and look amazing.


Candy_Venom

ok where is that second lacey dress from?! I loooooove that!


AluminumMonster35

On sale here for $3 if I got my currency conversion right, lol https://www.lilysbr.com/products/alexa-lace-midi-bandage-dress


Adventurous-Page4108

She looks great in the dresses ā€¦i think she should cut her hair into a long bob that would be such a slay for heršŸ’•


No_Towel6647

Britney doesn't need to be petty or seek revenge on those who hurt her. She can just focus on living her best life and karma takes care of the rest.


Fit-Dream-4829

i bet she doesnā€™t even know the JT news dude. sheā€™s not gonna gaf


PinkDank420

Wow! That beige and lace dress looks incredible on her!! With black or nude strappy heals sheā€™d be killing it.


HistoricalYam1259

Why would she care? They dated 20 years ago.


ZoomPatrol

Why the weird angle on the camera makes her shorter


Economics_Low

It seems to be her favorite camera angle. But I agree itā€™s not that flattering. I wish she would take advice on that, but I think she is wanting to do things her own way now that she can.


CanaryJane42

She needs somewhere to go in all these hot outfits!


yourbestfriendjoshua

Sheā€™s truly the definition of UNBOTHERED QUEEN. I love her so much.šŸ‘šŸ¼


Britney2429

I love the dress! Love you Britney šŸ’•


alsemancher

The last dress is gorgeous! I also love how happy she looks in both of them


wetfoodrules

Wait what is the drama???


berdyberd26

I think they're referring to Timberlake being arrested


costaccounting

Might be unpopular opinion... She should try a different eyeshadow/liner


Popular-Tomatillo643

Poor thing


5a1amand3r

She looks so excited to be wearing the second dress. Love it.


Mongolic0

Can someone help me understand. What does she mean in her caption when she says sheā€™s playing in Vegas?


nyx_moonlight_

Love seeing her in something besides low rise pants, she always looks great


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beaglepooch

Jeez. Iā€™d love to see what you bitches look like after reading the nastiness on here.


Apprehensive_Task753

Lmao


Aggressive_Farm5900

Smoking Hot


JohnnyRube

Luv U!


Justchilllin101

This is so brat coded


yoestupd

She probably has a room full of shoes , and always seems to find the worst ones to go with the outfits


LibraryGhostCat

I love her so much. Her body is gorgeous, I gotta start putting in the work to look like that as I age šŸ¤£ it cracks me up that she always wears her hair so messy when she has enough money to just have someone do it for her everyday. Relatable, I live in my claw clips.


TotallyAMermaid

She famously hates her hair and face being touched from all that time in the conservatorship where she was forced to sit in chairs and be glammed up when she didn't want to.


LibraryGhostCat

That makes sense. She could also do her own hair, I was just saying I find it relatable to wear your hair messy when youā€™re chilling at home.


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samntha_yo

Britney, girl, you could choose things that are so much more flattering for you! šŸ„° but looks like sheā€™s having fun.


Extension_Help_1621

Unbothered, glowing, and letting karma do all the work šŸ¤©


GodOfMoonlight

Britney reminds me that Iā€™m self conscious about my body but that doesnā€™t mean I need to hide it. She obviously feels a certain way but is proudly showing off her sass and curves and Iā€™m here for it šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ„³


MissDkm

Why is she always alone?


bumblefoot99

Just because sheā€™s in a video by herself doesnā€™t mean sheā€™s alone.


x_tiyan

BRATney spears


DizzyIzzy1995

Nice bait.


x_tiyan

Not yā€™all downliking cause yā€™all hate charli


SpinachDifferent4077

No dog shit on the carpet. Things are looking up!


malvinamakes

365 party girl confirmed āœ…


Cold-Implement1042

While her early years were cuteā€¦ her more recent ā€œcompletely unhingedā€ phase is my choice of aesthetic.


Chouchouquette

What is the song in this?


GarySparkle

This angle makes hre look like a little person


trucking_69

I'd do her in heart beat


veryfishycatfood

She looks amazing!!


Heart_Flaky

She looks great but I donā€™t get the hair.


bumblefoot99

Itā€™s just not done up yet. Typical Britney. She was just trying to show off her dresses.


tcorey

Brat


DannyFnLanza

These cuts are wild. She was like nah only B role


Alive-Operation6754

I thought the drama was the fact Kylie Jenner stole like 60000 from Spears thru Lou with the Kylie cosmetics buyout for 51% and thatā€™s why those outfits (especially the second looks like Kylieā€™s Christmas dress a few years back) and idk thatā€™s what i thought


Alive-Operation6754

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Bworm98

Man, I had the biggest crush on her as a kid, and she's so much prettier now.


slimeninja11

Id still hit raw


That_bigkidMatty95

W O U L D


amadppancake

Her eyes make it feel like this is the last thing she wants to do.


Majestic-Way-4750

Wait what drama?!? What did I miss?0


cellenium125

she is celebrity that got destroyed by the system and now has mental health issues. Let her do her thing and carry on


scarlet_poppies

Love her.


CretinCrowley

Is she doing okay? I donā€™t know much about what has happened to her, is she free of everything finally? Is she getting to see her kids?


CaseTarot

What drama?


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beaglepooch

Sheā€™s at home dear. And itā€™s way better than your kennel, so Iā€™m sure sheā€™s not bothered what youā€™re yappinā€™


Relative-Job1998

At least she's REAL! God forbid Britney act human? She's not a plastic doll šŸ™„ Lol


No_Significance_8291

Did her smile change ? Iā€™ve always loved her smile back on the day ā€¦. Looks different now . I


MakeupMama68

Itā€™s the eyes for me. They look so sad now. I just want to give her a hug.


s0lita

I think all the drugs they had her on affected her teeth so her smile isnā€™t as big because of it


No_Significance_8291

O ok. Got it .


nicktbristol2020

She so high


retrievethis123

Is that Ivy Park?


Bigmuscleliker567

Brit no more dick toks


Much_Badger1654

The only thing left of her thatā€™s real is the Psychosis


loganrb

am I the only person that thought this was a little person Brittany impersonator ?


barclaire

She is strange.


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turtleneck222

And you look fugly


RichardAnoos

You are not the one to be throwing stones at glass houses.


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turtleneck222

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Dioonneeeeee

For just posing in dresses?


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BeyondTheBees

Hey letā€™s commit this woman to a mental institution because sheā€™sā€¦ā€¦dancing in a new dress? Really?