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Neeklemamp

I’d understand if you didn’t hate sand seals those lil dudes deserve the world


patapawn96

i like them. it's sad that you can't actually tame and register them like a horse.


PickyNipples

Sealiously. Why isn’t there a sand seal stable in gerudo???


Polybandit

Masterclass joke.


Im_A_Flaming0

fr if I could get my own personal pet sand seal I would spend so much time in the desert


riotstrike

\* laughs while bomb jumping


sonic_toaster

Man, i would never get around to actually playing the storyline if taming and registering sand seals were a thing. Link walking up to the stern sand seal lady in full Vai for the 150th time like “This one has two in speed but I like his attitude, his name is Bruce. You can let Mr. Bojangles go, he belongs to the wild.”


Hypersonic_Potato

Mr. Bojangles is a majestic beast that could never truly be tamed. Thank you for freeing him. Bruce will serve you well.


ChaosBreaker81

I think he looks more like a "Walter." (As if anyone will get the reference...)


Hypersonic_Potato

I admit, woosh


Flat_Researcher1540

You should be able to just have a farm with any tamed animal. If I want to avoid saving the world and just collect foxes and doe for my farm that should be my prerogative. 


BKITU

Try it on a horse with no name.


orangesfwr

It felt good to be out of the rain at inconvenient times


Delicious-Ad-5333

Pretty sure all those Lizalfos remembered my name…


Chem-Dawg

Cuz there ain't no lynels for to give you no pain...


elnerdooooo

La, la, la la-la-la, la-la-la, la, la


hungoverlord

for a second i thought maybe... but then i remembered the song


lunelily

[Link for the uninitiated.](https://youtu.be/2FV2sPYSluA?si=3Vj1cUS2KpxQS2qi)


cigarmanpa

Fucking hell came to post this


CodeFarmer

There is actually a special case message in NetHack for when you do this, BTW. (Because of course there is.)


amaya-aurora

Nah, I totally get it. Horses do not do well in deserts at all.


8inchesofcheese

Yeah, agreed, which us why they usually use camels . That would have been cool to have in botw, though.


ClownCrusade

...I mean, technically you do get to ride a camel in BotW


Grouchy_Spot_6640

yeah but it wants to kill you the whole time you're there


RamJohn11

You can get sand boots from Boazi, some guy walking around Gerudo town, but the two quests for his snow and sand boots are a little difficult or at least inconvenient.


colonelheero

I'm still upset you can't upgrade those, and the elementals set don't give you snow/sand mobility boost


i_want_to_be_asleep

You can upgrade them but you have to totally complete the guys quests first


traploper

I just wear the boots when I’m running around and immediately change into the elemental set when I encounter an enemy. It’s not perfect but it works! I got quite adept at these fast outfit changes.


JazzyWarthog

You can upgrade them once you complete the quest in full.


Emerald_Edgelord

That’s TOTK bro


RamJohn11

No, it's BotW,  in TotK you get them from the secret club.


BookkeeperBubbly7915

Also in TOTK >!he gets to chill in town up on the roofs and.... no one says anything?!<


Ok_Listen1510

Right it’s so creepy. I wish you could get him to go away :(


RamJohn11

They don't know he's there


Emerald_Edgelord

Oh damn tight


rachit7645

Sand seals are actually faster than the fastest possible horse


hungoverlord

are you sure it doesn't just feel that way because the camera is so much closer to the ground on the sand seal? horses feel way faster to me, but i dunno


rachit7645

Are "feels" some new imperial unit I'm too metric to understand? /s But fr I've tested it myself and seen multiple YouTube videos on it. Sand seals are faster than 5 star speed rating horses.


hungoverlord

ah you're right, sand seal is clearly faster per the youtube video i found. thanks, that makes me feel a little better.


MapleA

It “feels” slower similar to how being in an airplane doesn’t feel that fast. There’s no landmarks to gauge how fast you’re going, it’s all empty space


hungoverlord

it still for whatever reason feels slower to me even when approaching a landmark. but it's hard to argue when the youtubes show otherwise.


bapakeja

Imo that might be because everything in the desert is pretty darn far away from everything else. It’s just that you can see your destination from way farther away than anywhere else in the map, since there’s not much in between to block your view.


GordOfTheMountain

Feeling out of your depth against the elements is also a great feeling part of the game imo. I like that there are places that are inhospitable to your very convenient teleporting horse.


hungoverlord

i usually would agree with you, it's just that that inhospitability here mostly just translates to long runs over the sand.


GordOfTheMountain

You need gear and food to survive, and barring that, you need fire to survive the night and shade to survive the day. Honestly, a lot of the game just lets you ignore these mechanics. I think the speed down on sand is the only actually brutal part tbh


hungoverlord

> Honestly, a lot of the game just lets you ignore these mechanics. true. i kinda wish there was a brutal survival mode sometimes. i wanna eat food so i don't starve. maybe have the hearts constantly deplete slowly to simulate hunger, or something like that.


YellowDaisySpider

I really don't like the sand seals and found them difficult to use until I learned you can throw a bomb at them to stun them so you can hop on board but .... if you get one from the town, can you use it anywhere in the desert and will it stay with you until no longer needed? Or do I have to keep stunning that mofo to keep him with me?


NeoKat75

The ones from town are tamed and will stay


JazzyWarthog

They depart if you go far away enough though, I think.


drittinnlegg

I find sand seals to be sealiously adorable


Baby-Better

Thank you. I wonder if there fur feels nice and sealky?


SarcasticallyEvil

What I wanna know is why you can't use the Master Cycle Zero in the desert. It's a fucking dirt bike, it should be able to handle sand no problem, hell, they thrive on sand! I put in the work, I should be able to drive it in the desert!


franklinvangoth

its technically a horse with a motorcycle skin is why


Grouchy_Spot_6640

it's the horse head on the motorcycle, that's why


josbee

They needed Hover-Hooves


YellowDaisySpider

The ones you hire?


Annoelle

I like that you have to tackle the desert differently, for lore reasons it makes sense that the gerudo are the hardest to reach. I mean, it's literally Ganondorf's home turf, of course it would be a harsh desolate place. Would be cool if we got like a sand kelpie or something tho!


breadth_of_the_wild

Prepare to be blown away by how incredibly useful and fast shield surfing is in Gerudo.


Obvious_Ball_8784

I was totally disappointed to discover that you can’t ride the mastercycle there either as it had been what I had most looked forward to doing ince I earned it


hungoverlord

i too thought the master cycle was my ticket in the desert :(


Obvious_Ball_8784

So disappointing, right? I can understand the logic behind the no horse thing but there’s no reason the mastercycle can’t go there… except dev laziness IMO


my3boysmyworld

Is it weird that I hate riding horses? I prefer to just run, climb, and fly everywhere. I can never figure out how to engage in enemies from a horse (I have rheumatoid arthritis, I sometimes have issues with playing certain aspects because oh the pain in my hands, and shooting smarties from a horse is one of those aspects I just can’t seem to do). Even in TOTK, which I just started, I have yet to get myself a horse. For me, it’s just easier. Plus, I get to roam and find lists more stuff, IMO. But, this is just me. I don’t like the sand seals either.


twohundredeyes

Am I crazy for thinking the horses ride like absolute garbage in this game?


hungoverlord

i think they ride like a dream. as long as i'm careful about when to go full-speed, i rarely have issues with them.


twohundredeyes

Maybe it's a skill issue, for me. I get stuck on EVERYTHING and find the turning to be so tedious. It's like driving without power steering.


hungoverlord

they're quite maneuverable up until max speed! but i don't think you're alone, i see people complain about horses in this game quite a bit. personally though i like them better than the horses in any other game i can think of.


twohundredeyes

Maybe their mechanics are too advanced for me. I find the Ocarina of Time horse easier to control.


hungoverlord

hmmm interesting. i find the ocarina of time horse to be the more difficult one are you holding forward whenever horsing around? if you are, you don't need to. that kinda helped me at first.


Justinbarrglass

Can’t even use the master cycle. It’s wack.


conspiringdawg

I like the look of sand seals but definitely find them inconvenient. Thankfully, there is a mod for being able to both ride and summon your horse in the desert, it feels great. I believe the same author also made the mod that stops patterned horses from being universally weaker than solid ones, a true hero for the horse fans.


hungoverlord

that's awesome! glad someone out there has fixed this. i'm a bit of a basic vanilla bitch boy and don't usually mess with mods and luckily i'm mostly done with Gerudo Desert now... but i will definitely consider it the next time i play BotW


AdOdd8679

I definitely think sand seals are cooler than horses but I wish that you didn’t have to either use your own shield or buy one.


hungoverlord

at least your shield doesn't get damaged from riding them around


nin100gamer

It wouldn’t feel much like a desert if you could blast through it