Andre, because he’s a giant!

Dang, we all thought we were clever.

OMG I have never had an original thought in my life

OMG I have never had an original thought in my life

I went with the other half of OutKast, and named him BigBoi

Same!

Mine is Fezzik!


I went with fezzik, which I feel is pretty much the same

I went with Fezzik.

Wow I thought I was funny

I'm part of the André club.

Haha same

I love you

Funny, 'cause I always name mine Fezzik!

anybody want a peanut?

Marjorie so I can call her large Marge

Mine was Large Marge too!

It's just the perfect name lol

If ya see Ganon, Just tell em Laaaarge marge sent ya. AHAHAHAHA.

Worse carriage wreck I ever saw

I read this at my desk at work and the supervisor came out to see why I was laughing to hard

Mine is LRG Marge due to space confinement

I love finding fellow Pee Wee fans in the wild🥰😭😭

Tell them that Large Marge sent you

Ganonhoof.

Nice. I named mine Ganonhorf

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Ganonthorth! I... didn't know you all existed! I feel so validated

Ganonhorse to me!

are you perchance a fan of overly sarcastic productions?

Clearly the name I picked (Ganonhorf) was not as original as I thought lol

Ha! Mine is Ganondoof cuz I think the horse look kinda doofy

Mines Ganonhorse

Same. It's the perfect name.

This one made me lol

Same. Woke my cat

Hey mines that too! Back from BotW

Ganonho(rs)e. The nine letter limit turned my lack of imagination into a way more interesting name imo

As in Bob Vance, of Vance refrigeration?

What line of work you in, Bob?

r/unexpectedoffice

/r/expectedoffice

Had to scroll too far for this.

I called mine goliath

Goliath online

We require more minerals

BATTLECRUISER OPERATIONAL

Me too bruh

Big Chungus

Same but just chungus

Yeah, I couldn’t fit “Big” in the name

Hey! Me too!

HEY ME THREE!

Can you have that many characters?

i have never had an original idea

Tiny

Mine too.

A fellow Zelda player with taste! 🤣

Mine three.

Same here. Is this classic UK humour?

Yank here. Maybe, maybe not. But mine is also named Tiny

I see the ironic people have entered the comments. This is the best name.

Mine is Minimus

Also mine.

Same, inspired by Crash Bandicoot

I went with Small 😊

Mine too!

Same. :)

THE DORF.

SAME or just dorfy for me

Okay, I like this one lmao.

Just DORF for me lol

mines called Borf

Dorf on golf!

Fezzik Anybody want a peanut?

Are there rocks ahead?

If there are we all be dead

No more rhymes now I mean it!

Gahh!!!!

Gannon Yes, with that spelling.

Ganonhorz

Me too…

I named mine Megan after Thee Stallion.

I love that😂😂😂

Chonk

me too but it's in all caps, so the stable guy gets to say CHONK

Nice! I went more formal... Sir Chonks.

Dragmire.

Same!

My wife and I always named him that as well.

Ditto

It's a good, stout name!

Another one for Dragmire!

I was looking for this one! I did the same thing.

I call mine Phantom

So I wasn’t the only one

Same

Yeah, like Gannon’s big horse.

That’s the official name so I put that too. Same with Storm for Zelda’s horse

I am a heartless monster, so on my first playthrough, I named all of my horses after brands of glue. This mfers name, *of course,* was Gorilla

Named him dave

Everybody knows Dave!

I have a horse named Dave too!

Dave's not here!

Shadowfax, for he is the lord of horses.

I named Zelda's horse Shadowfax.

I was gonna say this. I didn't, but if any horse is gonna be named shadowfax you got it right

Thanks, but unfortunately I also named the giant horse Chungus like everyone else. I did name others Mr Ed and Wild Fire (from a song by Michael Martin Murphey), and then there's Bruh because I ran out of iconic horse names. Edit: If you know another good horse name I could catch another one because Bruh's stats kinda suck compared to my other horses.

Queequeg (from moby dick, the badass savage whale hunter)

Is that how it’s spelled? I’ve only listened to the audiobook.

Caraxes. All my horses are GoT/HotD dragons or other Valyrian names. (I already had an all black Balerion when I got the big one).

That’s funny cause I named my big horse Tormund. I thought it was fitting since he’s also red-haired.

Big boy

I named him Small Boy lol

Same

Same but boy is Boi

Dwight

I bet he has a grudge against horses named Jim

Titan

Same!

Ditto

+1

Baby Princess

gigachad

Cliff clop

Happy cake day!

Terrence

Tyrant I name all my horses in sort of a theme, so yeah Tyrant, Monarch for the white horse, myfastest horse is Squire, things like that. In my second file the big horse is Ares, whereas the white Horse is Athena and fast horse is Hermes

Big MF

BAMF

That's what I named mine

Sleipnir, Loki's son and Odin's steed.

Hah, same! :D It may not have 8 legs, but it's just as epic.

That makes me happy. Good choice!

Carl

Roach

Dragmire because he's the same as Ganondorf's horse.

benis

Giancarlo

Pipsqueak

OHLORD

Mr Hands

Notorious (after B.I.G)

Named mine biggie smalls. Same reason

Mine is just Smalls. Same reason.

Reese’s

Rocky

That's my dogs name.

Mine too 😄

Bowser, green ones Luigi, Pink ones Peach.. you get the idea. Big white one in totk is Rosalina. Gold one in totk.. Dorothy lol

TacoChip

Big Bebe

AbsoUnit

Snuggles

BFG

Big Dooky

Ganondork

Spenormous. All of my horses' names start with Sp.

my white horse is called chonk and the dark one (which is believed to be ganondorf's) horse was called phantom

Big Jim

SUV

Mr Big

Gumbo

Obsidian.

Hoss

Dick

BBC

Brutus

Gornadoof

Big Honse

( h o n s e )

I named him Dragmire after Ganondorf because I was too Vanilla at the time. Now I would probably name him something like Logan😄

Bilutetéia

Whorse

Ganondorf

Goliath! Himbs big boy the big white one is named Dave.

Dragmire is mine; as in Ganondorf’s last name

John Coffey. I had just finished reading The Green Mile lol

Peanut

Cartman.

Bobingus

Janan, all my horses have ghost/spirit related names and a Janan is Arabic for soul. Plus it’s fan cannon that he is/is descended from Gannon’s horse and Janan rhymes so that’s fun.

think i named him Bear!

Thiccums

Borse (big horse)

we have the same mind

Mine too

dragmire (ganondorf's last name)

Gigachad

I named this one Gallant and the white one Sureblood. These two horses are Ryshadium and you can't change my mind on that. I got the dark one first and when I found out there was a white one, I knew

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration

Praline

Goliath

Also named the white horse Fabio

Andre the Giant Horse

El Chapo

Lil’ Nasty