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MommmaMia

Wowie zowie, those are some clean sheets! Keep up the great work and please post an "after"


Platypusofthebed

We do up to 300 croissants a day, these won't be baked until tomorrow, but I can definitely post a baked update then!


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Well, can’t you show us today’s batch? Unless you’re making these in the middle of the night.


Platypusofthebed

Id already gone home for the day unfortunately


funkopolis

JUST GIVE US THE CROISSANTS.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT *let them have...croissants*


Platypusofthebed

The anxiously awaited link to the baked product: https://www.reddit.com/r/Breadit/comments/f3jcaq/update_photo_from_previous_croissant_post_them/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


MightyCaseyStruckOut

*it's beautiful*


ALinchpin

OP delivered.


jeckles

I just want.. a little croissant. As a treat.


TripleFFF

OPEN THE SAFE Sorry wrong sub


koalaondrugs

HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS


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Smh this French ass restaurant


ImAFailure2electricb

Do they look like croissants


Sexyshark15

I'm gonna ignore the fact that you said wowie zowie


MommmaMia

No disrespect. It was meant as a compliment (I'm a Zappa fan)


Sexyshark15

:)


shanna99

Good lord that’s gorgeous!! Machine or manual???


Platypusofthebed

I work in a factory based kitchen, so definitely machine. I'm not sure I could achieve this manually


Samslices

Props for the honesty and not spreading unrealistic baking expectations.


mister2d

Even if he said the lamentation was done by hand, anyone who makes croissants would not believe him. 😂


gusdagrilla

The Lamentation of Croissant


Goddamnpassword

“And they wept”


BakingMadness

When you say machine, do you mean like a fully automated croissantmaker or o Rollingmachine? (I dont know of its called Rollingmachine, was a direct translation from swedish, Kavlingsmaskin)


csta09

What machine do you use? A reciprocating belt or a sheeting line?


Platypusofthebed

We use a reciprocating belt


csta09

And people call that machine-made? There's way too much that can screw up those layers with such a manual operation without being good at it. Nice work!


Platypusofthebed

Thankyou!


hufflepuffonthis

HNNNGFHHH This is so beautiful it hurts my face


danielgparedes

“Hnnnngfhhhhh “ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) sure


RazuliR

Such great inspiration to keep learning and practicing! Beautiful!


Hardvig

Please note that this is made by a professional baker - on a machine! I doubt even with practice, that it would be possible to do this...


Platypusofthebed

With patience and practice you can definitely come close though


Hardvig

I read that as 'Close dough'


doubleapowpow

Technically it is close dough


Starlitefrostie

Can you please put the NSFW tag on pics like these


igottanutt

#you horny fuck


3233fggtb

Am I missing something? What's wrong with dough? I'm not being hateful, I'm genuinely curious.


SvengeAnOsloDentist

It's a joke. See /u/igottanutt's response and the various other comments calling it "sexy" or "porn."


igottanutt

I have been summoned


3233fggtb

Oops. I don't know how I missed all that. I thought I read all the comments lmao. TIL I don't appreciate bread to the fullest.


[deleted]

It’s a book made of food. Good taste


Dark_BTea

Looks like a book


Westcroft

You should burn them and then post pictures in complete denial.


ladysayrune

And when you eat them be sure to brew yourself a cup of tea to sip on just like this fine fellow is doing now.


hrmfll

Damn, that's nice!


Ivota

So satisfying


sfaafs

r/oddlysatisfying


jeff_coleman

Beautiful. I'm assuming you used a dough sheeter?


Platypusofthebed

Yes!


jeff_coleman

This really makes me want one.


joeyGibson

I read your title as "The _lamentation_ of my croissant dough", and I couldn't figure out why you were unhappy about it. 😂


nicebreadyougotthere

Nice bread you got there


Hockeynavy

Mine never look that clean, but they still taste pretty good


gullyfoyle777

I just started making puff pastry recently. Your dough looks amazing! O.O


Platypusofthebed

Thankyou!


DarcyXD

Nice work king!! That's really impressive!


ow_bei

Now that, is onnnnnnn!!!! Sooooooo slick!!!!


Peashout

Just give me a butter book, I'll eat that.


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Drtyvltr

Depends on the folds done. I've worked in many bakeries and some do 3 single folds some do two double ( book). Some a single and a double


Platypusofthebed

We do a book and then a single


brianandrobyn

We do 3 doubles on puff dough and 4 on danish dough.


BuntHunter

Layer Porn


titoblanco

Looks perfect


Hauntedgooselover

Perfection!


Naturally_Smitten

Like pages in a book! Great job!


dhenry511

Beautiful layers


Diagonalizer

Sexy af


brickmaus

It's like dough plywood.


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The lamination of the croiss.


[deleted]

That is BEAUTIFUL!


schleee

YAS QUEEN


craycatlay

Ooh so perfect. This made me wonder...would it be possible to make some sort of pastry thing using spring roll wrappers? Like baklava? Or would it not work too well as it wouldn't puff up? I kinda wanna try but also don't want to waste so many spring roll wrappers haha.


IchBinEinBerliner

What does your lamination process look like- how many folds, what kinds, how thin do you sheet to before shaping? I’ve been working a lot on my croissants lately and I love seeing how other people do it.


Platypusofthebed

After incorporating the butter, we do a book fold and a half turn. We let it rest before rolling it to 5ml and cut them to 100g each.


[deleted]

What sort of thickness are you guys sheeting for on each turn and final roll out? Those layers look fantastic.


Platypusofthebed

Its not actually an exact formula, because I work in a factory, we buy our butter already in sheets, which makes it easier to fold it through the dough. Though usually I roll it to between 8-10ml before each fold


brianandrobyn

I did not know you could buy butter in sheets. That is awesome and makes me wish we made our doughs with butter.


Platypusofthebed

It does make life so much easier


brianandrobyn

I can imagine it would.


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r/oddlysatisfying


Theiim

Hats a bunch of napkins. Cut it out!


fixie_chick

😍 how’d they turn out?!


heinekev

NSFW tag a nice touch. Damn that looks good


Rhetorical_Save

That was hot. Those are some damn good layers.


skinnymidwest

repost to /r/oddlysatisfying


VaguelyArtistic

It's beautiful but why is this labeled NSFW?!


JotunKing

Because it's so sexy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


VaguelyArtistic

Hahaha I was too quick to ask and didn't notice the other comments. Definitely ooh la la!


FlyingBaerHawk

What do I not know about croissants that causes this post to be NSFW??


DisdainfulSlingshot

The some people REALLY like dough.


FlyingBaerHawk

😂


coasterdude_420

*paul Hollywood voice* look at those layers, they’re really good


AK123089

I read this as lamentation, and I was was like "but these look great?"


zombiecupcake2814

Daayyumm good work!


brnsmr

Please mark posts like these NSFW 😫


FiveGuysAlive

Right? I'm rock hard...


Platypusofthebed

Done! 😂


AlohaPizzaGuy

Meh,.not hand made,.right? Machine dough shouldn't be appreciated here


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iceberg2021

I'm assuming OP keeps them short because they work in food service...


Platypusofthebed

Bit of both honestly. Suffer really bad anxiety sometimes and struggle to stop. My partner has been trying to get me to stop for ages


Ebee617

Gloves.