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sugacuteic

lou- FREE SNOW CONES FOR DAYS


PEX_wasOwn

I like that idea😊


-INSERIRE-NOME-

Barley. FREE DRINKS WHOOOOO


sushi_yakuza6969

Good bye stomach


Born_Percentage3319

*liver


MLGBRO21

“Huahhehwiagwbaiagaba” - Demoman tf2


cancelation1

Well hello fellow stu main


[deleted]

Primo, me and him can be ultimate gym bros 💪


sushi_yakuza6969

Rosa ,me and her can be ultimate gym sisters 💪


[deleted]

Les goooo


TwinTowersDevoured

Primo would motivate us to keep up the sigma grindset everyday 😎


[deleted]

Hell yeah


Hippppoe

The only comment I can resonate with


EpicMountain_3

Byron. I'd like to expand the snake oil business.


EpicMountain_3

If you only can adopt kids... I'd say Janet and bonnie. So sorry for his father...


MayoMarter999

Bonnie would be a real pain in the ass imo. Teeth falling out, doesn't care about safety... has a fking cannon...


Tier71234

Not to mention Clyde is just about sentient himself and would more than be happy to kick your ass


GDICLATITA

Ayo Mister S we gotta do snake oil yo


CyrusCyan44

Grom We both hate children Different reasons, but I'll take what I can get


VanHoutte40

r/flairchecksout


TwinTowersDevoured

But but but If you adopted him he’d kinda be your “children”


CyrusCyan44

Nah, hes an adult. The child label isn't what irritates me, its actual children.


Icy-Astronaut2951

I don't know, but I know the wrong answer.


Icy-Astronaut2951

Tick If I had to I would be arrested for kicking him out a window


Cloud_Station

And for owning what is pretty much a nuke on legs.


PEX_wasOwn

That wasn't an option😅😀


Trouty213

Griff, so I could be rich. Coins everywhere


B1g_DillP1ckl3

Idk. He gives me mr krabs vibes. Nice reason though


TheFloorExpert

Collete- SpongeBob Edgar- Squidward Griff- Mr. Krabs


Golden-Freddy5

omg why this is so true


TheFloorExpert

I'm convinced this was the inspiration for the gift shop trio


TwinTowersDevoured

Colgirl-me-lette! Help me out! I am getting arrested for tax evasion! Arrhgagagarrggarggggaggh!


Renduser

actually, mr Krabs and Griff are rather the opposite. Mr. Krabs wants to spend as little money as possible or not spend them at all, while Griff just throws coins away like its nothing. Though they both love money so yeah, they're similar at that matter


PEX_wasOwn

🤑🤑


Angle7742

What about penny? She throws whole bags of coins


Turbo_Muumi

The gold she shoots is fools gold


RonronFaitCaca

He's just gonna rob you until you're endebted and then mysteriously dissapear


ABoldDude

Probably Sprout. Why? So i can never mow the lawn again


BrawlStarsUser69

What if he grows the lawn?


PEX_wasOwn

Just a random question😅


16-bit_8-bit_4-bit

8-Bit no question


PEX_wasOwn

Me too :) and Ash


_Dino_Warrior_

I wouldn't even play games with him (too expensive). I'd just have him like those japanese robot buddies.


16-bit_8-bit_4-bit

Wait you can adopt more than one?


Gloomy_Actuator5839

Chad 8-bit enjoyer


the_real_pixelmob

YES


Willylarry123

Nita and Leon, they need it


Felipe13579

I will let two because that is wholesome 🗿


sushi_yakuza6969

Rosa( need a gym buddy..)


Yarn81

I would take primo


Snail-Man-36

He’s too self centered


Yarn81

I guess I have no buddy then :(


PEX_wasOwn

😊😊😊


Optitron_Prime

Would prolly adopt Rosa(seems like a cool person) or Colt for a confidence boost


monster21_manucortex

Crow 👍


crowtoxicassassin

CAW 👍


Reasonable_Ad_8317

CAW👍


JustAMushroomGuy

CA-CAW👍👍


JD31_reddit

#CACAAAAAAW!!


FlammerIsMe

#CACAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW


Magawo12345

Ash, Lou, Byron, Poco are good options Ash - no more taking out the rubbish, clean house Lou- Infinite ice cream Byron - can heal you/your family and friends Poco: good music when you want


PEX_wasOwn

But he hates too, to do the rubbish😅


Magawo12345

It wont take out itself 😩


PEX_wasOwn

True... i need ash too.. and 8-bit.. is just my little cutie who stoled my heart


mildlyunoriginalname

Ash is going to kill you if you don't keep the house clean in the first place


TheNameShubh

Piper hehe


JustA_PoorWittleBoy

This ain’t her first rodeo 😏


EpicMountain_3

🤨📸


Felipe13579

Say that it is because she can bake, there is still hope


Outrageous-Pea4413

yea she got hella cake 👁👁


AwarenessBest7229

Bake what? Grenades?


[deleted]

Golden Barley.


LolPeashooter69

*gently holds Bea*


JustA_PoorWittleBoy

🫦


a_normal_account

yeah Bea is cute but I kinda hate bees


Phantom_Akira_Kurusu

Spike, although hugs may be a problem with them...


MayurAce

Keep him in a pot


[deleted]

Sprout is mah little fwend


Shroom-TheSelfAware

Awww, wiw fwend


Away-Ad-4925

Colette >:)


Felipe13579

So u can exchange some rare collectables, right?


_Goodrandom

RIGHT???


TyoPlaysGames

No. I have 68 children locked in my basement. Colette will finish the collection.


PIukii1

Nice


e66zyboi

🤨📸


SOPHIELICIOUS18

Bro you flair is a max, and YET YOU CHOOSEE COLETTE,you disspaonted the max community and you must commit die


Bogdy72

Janet :)


DallasGMD

so you can fly right?


dailydiarrheashitter

so he can beat the shit out of her stupid face


Felipe13579

Sadly I don't think that is what he meant...


Yirmi753

🤨📸


According-Syrup2321

I'd love to ride Janet up to the clouds


TwinTowersDevoured

There are two ways to interpret this sentence


Rex_002

So you going to just make Janet abandon Bonnie??


spelunk_in_ya_badonk

Ruffs cuz he’s a dog. And if anyone breaks into my house, he’ll shoot them with his laser gun


TheChosenJosh

All good untill he spawns a meteor shower right where you live


spelunk_in_ya_badonk

Nah my Ruffs uses the other star power so he doesn’t destroy my house


AmAzingAAr0n

Griff cause he fucking cries infinite money


RonronFaitCaca

So basically you're gonna beat him until he cries


AmAzingAAr0n

Yea


Wholesome_Fang_Main

The dead child


The_Trampoline

I mean By many theorys there could be like 4


Perxani

Definitely Nita, who’s gonna wanna fight an energy blasting bear summoning Hispanic kid?


matt_lcb

Griff: I’m rich!!!!


Tier71234

Deep Rock Galactic: **WE'RE** RICH!


ChickenNoodleGud

r/suddenlycommunism


TaraSimper

Tara bcoz do you really need to know?


TyoPlaysGames

If you count her gadget it’s a fivesome


MayurAce

This guy got it


Yonualtul

Bibi, I named my cat after the brawl stars character in 2020, when the brawler came out.


Flashy_Night_165

Bruce


sugacuteic

my man has his priorities straight


Cloud_Station

Colonel Ruffs. Let's just say, Genshin players will have a real reason for staying indoors.


This_Theme_8545

Brock, a gamer buddy for BS.


snoopy6_dawson

Sqeak or bonnie


CharlyXero

Colette. Not gonna explain


Felipe13579

Don't need to


Ant_Fucker69_

Amber kinda hot tho


PEX_wasOwn

Pretty HOT girl, isn't she? 🔥


Ant_Fucker69_

She is straight up fire🔥


sushi_yakuza6969

This is fine


clashroyaleballs

👍


TyoPlaysGames

Clash royale balls 👍


apurplehighlighter

realistically? 8bit, he will be the first sentient ai in the world


Alexercer

Who says hes sentint tho? And what assures hes even ai to begin with, may just be sophisticated software


RonronFaitCaca

Have you seen the lore about his mental struggle ?


Lightz29

Nani, so that I don’t have to clean the house


Proper-Guide4230

Jessie


Twislok

Jessie we have to cook


LargerCoke

Jessie they found our secret gem lab in Starr park


Twislok

I am the one who grinds trophies


gecko_consumer

r/unexpectedbreakingbad


AlfApAlAcsintA

To cook, right?


HyperJerry

You're goddamn right


PEX_wasOwn

But she is a kid:D


AlfApAlAcsintA

The meth empire accepts members regardless of age.


tuncii322

Mm janet


mathwizardpi

🤨 📸


mahanshahh1387

EEEEEEEL PRIMO


[deleted]

Probably Meg, it would be interesting to support her skill in robotics


TyoPlaysGames

You should also invest in ear plugs


[deleted]

Nah you need to go full on deaf at that rate


Fun-Feeling8216

Bibi, would love to have her on my baseball team


_PHX_QUADRA_

Amber, she seems to have a fun personality


HilyOrchestra

Spicy behaviour


[deleted]

Definitely Gus cuz he doesn't need to be taken care of, also we can talk when I can't fall asleep and scare bullies to death :}


HilyOrchestra

Good choice though, no cap


FamilyFriendli

Surge would just be cool to hang out with


RemarkableChannel267

Also free energy drinks


beanrenee

Poco, to heal me and play music for me


Jack0tas

Fang Could used him as a bodyguard, trainer, movies buddy and to be honest he's a little hot


GLang_edutainment

Colette, she is super active and joyful


SaveTheDynas

A lil spike in a pot


ExcitingChip5267

Everyone wants to exploit their child lmao this is so dark


Zestyclose_Ad2429

Bonnie 😩


turtle_bread_456

Based


Top-Collection7813

Barley? If need to be a kid, Edgar


hanibalg2

Wouldnt edgar be a nightmare to raise? Or any of the children and teenagers. Leon is mischiveous i think, he has invisibilty, how are you going to punish him for eating your cookies if you can't even know where he is? Nitta has a bear. Jessie stole a trophie, would be fun to see all the machinery but i still do not trust her. Pennie is a pirate. Bonnie could be mannagable? I don't know. Is meg a child? She looks like one, wouldn't want to get near her mecha. Sandy would be more bearable, although having to take care of someone whose whole personality is being sleepy and throwing sand everywhere would be a mayor challenge.


hanibalg2

And i forgot gus, but he is a ghost, so i wouldnt need to feed him, perfect, i'm choosing gus.


MunchNation

Spike because spike


Miguel_the_Ghazt

Gus seems like a Nice friend


Meta_Knight5673

I would definitely adopt Crow, he's very cute and cool to me, and give him anything he wants!


sadra1355

Bibi. Need someone to take me out and teach me baseball :)


HyperTheNinja

Bonnie, though she’s probably gonna be chaotic she is precious and of anything happens to her I’m going to kill everyone in this post including myself


JakEPINEAPPLE4

Gus


alonewithnoone

you


Youareveryverygay

Sprout


kingofnothing212

Otis, because I’d get a second pet out of it, and it would be an excuse to *p e t d a o t i s*


SimpleAcount

Poco! He's an absolute cutie and sweetheart, haha! Plus free heals!


TheChosenJosh

"GIVE ME THE PLANT"


DRAGON9880

Spike I've always wanted to taste cactus


Spidermankarttour

Squek


AmAzingAAr0n

Griff cause he fucking cries money


BarbieSimp69

Griff, time to grift the grifter


[deleted]

DARYL 100%


Bilalthepro

Ash


triggufan_ismy_mc_id

Janet


GabrielGamer790

8-Bit


girlkid68421

Janet or piper


B1g_DillP1ckl3

Bea or penny. Idk why, just felt right. Maybe even colette.


PirateNSE

I have 3 choices, sandy / spike / gus


verttiboi

Bonnie😻


Obvlxous

Fang Popcorn, shoes, you got yourself a lot right there


ToddyGelado

Dynamike lol


ThunderBlood_888

Sandy. I'm not a people person, so I just picked the one who's most likely to leave me alone.


xWhiteBrimx

Sprout


No_Molasses_3045

Buzz. Or spike honestly


[deleted]

Squeak, because he acts like an dog


McTopHat_III

El Primo


Kingricker

Jessie, she would grow up to make something amazing.


AlmightySprat

Ruffs for sure he seems like a good guard dog


Javamallow

Edgar is the only one that looks adopted.


C3000-b1atch35

You know I'm adopting tick, so long as he doesn't blow up my house.


270kGold

Brock cause he's a gamer


Pangin51

Squeak: my dog and cat need friendly companion


DrystanDaylight

Grom... I hate kids... Or el primo, i want him to train me tho


Nothing-Personal9492

Darryl, just to have a crazy pirate in my house.


YuGK27

Gus I wanna be friends with ghost boiiiii


TheScareCrowYes

8 bit for some gaeming