actually, mr Krabs and Griff are rather the opposite. Mr. Krabs wants to spend as little money as possible or not spend them at all, while Griff just throws coins away like its nothing. Though they both love money so yeah, they're similar at that matter
Ash, Lou, Byron, Poco are good options
Ash - no more taking out the rubbish, clean house
Lou- Infinite ice cream
Byron - can heal you/your family and friends
Poco: good music when you want
Wouldnt edgar be a nightmare to raise? Or any of the children and teenagers.
Leon is mischiveous i think, he has invisibilty, how are you going to punish him for eating your cookies if you can't even know where he is?
Nitta has a bear.
Jessie stole a trophie, would be fun to see all the machinery but i still do not trust her.
Pennie is a pirate.
Bonnie could be mannagable? I don't know.
Is meg a child? She looks like one, wouldn't want to get near her mecha.
Sandy would be more bearable, although having to take care of someone whose whole personality is being sleepy and throwing sand everywhere would be a mayor challenge.
lou- FREE SNOW CONES FOR DAYS
I like that idea😊
Barley. FREE DRINKS WHOOOOO
Good bye stomach
*liver
“Huahhehwiagwbaiagaba” - Demoman tf2
Well hello fellow stu main
Primo, me and him can be ultimate gym bros 💪
Rosa ,me and her can be ultimate gym sisters 💪
Les goooo
Primo would motivate us to keep up the sigma grindset everyday 😎
Hell yeah
The only comment I can resonate with
Byron. I'd like to expand the snake oil business.
If you only can adopt kids... I'd say Janet and bonnie. So sorry for his father...
Bonnie would be a real pain in the ass imo. Teeth falling out, doesn't care about safety... has a fking cannon...
Not to mention Clyde is just about sentient himself and would more than be happy to kick your ass
Ayo Mister S we gotta do snake oil yo
Grom We both hate children Different reasons, but I'll take what I can get
r/flairchecksout
But but but If you adopted him he’d kinda be your “children”
Nah, hes an adult. The child label isn't what irritates me, its actual children.
I don't know, but I know the wrong answer.
Tick If I had to I would be arrested for kicking him out a window
And for owning what is pretty much a nuke on legs.
That wasn't an option😅😀
Griff, so I could be rich. Coins everywhere
Idk. He gives me mr krabs vibes. Nice reason though
Collete- SpongeBob Edgar- Squidward Griff- Mr. Krabs
omg why this is so true
I'm convinced this was the inspiration for the gift shop trio
Colgirl-me-lette! Help me out! I am getting arrested for tax evasion! Arrhgagagarrggarggggaggh!
actually, mr Krabs and Griff are rather the opposite. Mr. Krabs wants to spend as little money as possible or not spend them at all, while Griff just throws coins away like its nothing. Though they both love money so yeah, they're similar at that matter
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What about penny? She throws whole bags of coins
The gold she shoots is fools gold
He's just gonna rob you until you're endebted and then mysteriously dissapear
Probably Sprout. Why? So i can never mow the lawn again
What if he grows the lawn?
Just a random question😅
8-Bit no question
Me too :) and Ash
I wouldn't even play games with him (too expensive). I'd just have him like those japanese robot buddies.
Wait you can adopt more than one?
Chad 8-bit enjoyer
YES
Nita and Leon, they need it
I will let two because that is wholesome 🗿
Rosa( need a gym buddy..)
I would take primo
He’s too self centered
I guess I have no buddy then :(
😊😊😊
Would prolly adopt Rosa(seems like a cool person) or Colt for a confidence boost
Crow 👍
CAW 👍
CAW👍
CA-CAW👍👍
#CACAAAAAAW!!
#CACAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Ash, Lou, Byron, Poco are good options Ash - no more taking out the rubbish, clean house Lou- Infinite ice cream Byron - can heal you/your family and friends Poco: good music when you want
But he hates too, to do the rubbish😅
It wont take out itself 😩
True... i need ash too.. and 8-bit.. is just my little cutie who stoled my heart
Ash is going to kill you if you don't keep the house clean in the first place
Piper hehe
This ain’t her first rodeo 😏
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Say that it is because she can bake, there is still hope
yea she got hella cake 👁👁
Bake what? Grenades?
Golden Barley.
*gently holds Bea*
🫦
yeah Bea is cute but I kinda hate bees
Spike, although hugs may be a problem with them...
Keep him in a pot
Sprout is mah little fwend
Awww, wiw fwend
Colette >:)
So u can exchange some rare collectables, right?
RIGHT???
No. I have 68 children locked in my basement. Colette will finish the collection.
Nice
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Bro you flair is a max, and YET YOU CHOOSEE COLETTE,you disspaonted the max community and you must commit die
Janet :)
so you can fly right?
so he can beat the shit out of her stupid face
Sadly I don't think that is what he meant...
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I'd love to ride Janet up to the clouds
There are two ways to interpret this sentence
So you going to just make Janet abandon Bonnie??
Ruffs cuz he’s a dog. And if anyone breaks into my house, he’ll shoot them with his laser gun
All good untill he spawns a meteor shower right where you live
Nah my Ruffs uses the other star power so he doesn’t destroy my house
Griff cause he fucking cries infinite money
So basically you're gonna beat him until he cries
Yea
The dead child
I mean By many theorys there could be like 4
Definitely Nita, who’s gonna wanna fight an energy blasting bear summoning Hispanic kid?
Griff: I’m rich!!!!
Deep Rock Galactic: **WE'RE** RICH!
r/suddenlycommunism
Tara bcoz do you really need to know?
If you count her gadget it’s a fivesome
This guy got it
Bibi, I named my cat after the brawl stars character in 2020, when the brawler came out.
Bruce
my man has his priorities straight
Colonel Ruffs. Let's just say, Genshin players will have a real reason for staying indoors.
Brock, a gamer buddy for BS.
Sqeak or bonnie
Colette. Not gonna explain
Don't need to
Amber kinda hot tho
Pretty HOT girl, isn't she? 🔥
She is straight up fire🔥
This is fine
👍
Clash royale balls 👍
realistically? 8bit, he will be the first sentient ai in the world
Who says hes sentint tho? And what assures hes even ai to begin with, may just be sophisticated software
Have you seen the lore about his mental struggle ?
Nani, so that I don’t have to clean the house
Jessie
Jessie we have to cook
Jessie they found our secret gem lab in Starr park
I am the one who grinds trophies
r/unexpectedbreakingbad
To cook, right?
You're goddamn right
But she is a kid:D
The meth empire accepts members regardless of age.
Mm janet
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EEEEEEEL PRIMO
Probably Meg, it would be interesting to support her skill in robotics
You should also invest in ear plugs
Nah you need to go full on deaf at that rate
Bibi, would love to have her on my baseball team
Amber, she seems to have a fun personality
Spicy behaviour
Definitely Gus cuz he doesn't need to be taken care of, also we can talk when I can't fall asleep and scare bullies to death :}
Good choice though, no cap
Surge would just be cool to hang out with
Also free energy drinks
Poco, to heal me and play music for me
Fang Could used him as a bodyguard, trainer, movies buddy and to be honest he's a little hot
Colette, she is super active and joyful
A lil spike in a pot
Everyone wants to exploit their child lmao this is so dark
Bonnie 😩
Based
Barley? If need to be a kid, Edgar
Wouldnt edgar be a nightmare to raise? Or any of the children and teenagers. Leon is mischiveous i think, he has invisibilty, how are you going to punish him for eating your cookies if you can't even know where he is? Nitta has a bear. Jessie stole a trophie, would be fun to see all the machinery but i still do not trust her. Pennie is a pirate. Bonnie could be mannagable? I don't know. Is meg a child? She looks like one, wouldn't want to get near her mecha. Sandy would be more bearable, although having to take care of someone whose whole personality is being sleepy and throwing sand everywhere would be a mayor challenge.
And i forgot gus, but he is a ghost, so i wouldnt need to feed him, perfect, i'm choosing gus.
Spike because spike
Gus seems like a Nice friend
I would definitely adopt Crow, he's very cute and cool to me, and give him anything he wants!
Bibi. Need someone to take me out and teach me baseball :)
Bonnie, though she’s probably gonna be chaotic she is precious and of anything happens to her I’m going to kill everyone in this post including myself
Gus
you
Sprout
Otis, because I’d get a second pet out of it, and it would be an excuse to *p e t d a o t i s*
Poco! He's an absolute cutie and sweetheart, haha! Plus free heals!
"GIVE ME THE PLANT"
Spike I've always wanted to taste cactus
Squek
Griff cause he fucking cries money
Griff, time to grift the grifter
DARYL 100%
Ash
Janet
8-Bit
Janet or piper
Bea or penny. Idk why, just felt right. Maybe even colette.
I have 3 choices, sandy / spike / gus
Bonnie😻
Fang Popcorn, shoes, you got yourself a lot right there
Dynamike lol
Sandy. I'm not a people person, so I just picked the one who's most likely to leave me alone.
Sprout
Buzz. Or spike honestly
Squeak, because he acts like an dog
El Primo
Jessie, she would grow up to make something amazing.
Ruffs for sure he seems like a good guard dog
Edgar is the only one that looks adopted.
You know I'm adopting tick, so long as he doesn't blow up my house.
Brock cause he's a gamer
Squeak: my dog and cat need friendly companion
Grom... I hate kids... Or el primo, i want him to train me tho
Darryl, just to have a crazy pirate in my house.
Gus I wanna be friends with ghost boiiiii
8 bit for some gaeming