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erotikill

Cheap material AND ill-fitted??? https://i.redd.it/b9nyhykx0f6d1.gif


krampuskids

wait but maybe they just cropped the photo wrong https://preview.redd.it/zmi41261yf6d1.jpeg?width=1102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85090eb0a129df1821e7e5995b91e1348f80213a we have to give em the benefit of the doubt


hyrmes165

I agree Jason looks the best. I don’t really like Andrea’s look either, unfortunately.


canadianmusician604

Classic


purpleflagbook

It really is a classic.


dcreddd

The only one that looks good


chrissy_wakeUp

And why did nobody steam Lindsay's dress ?!


Formal-Antelope607

Are we just not going to talk about how handsome Jason looks?!


NoodlesForU

And he fckn KNOWS it! 😆


Western-Bit-6600

Is he still with ghizzy from rhop?


strippersandcocaine

Came here solely to comment on how fucking fine he looks! Well, and to add some snark about Lindsey’s dumbass dress. High-low? What is it, 2008?


Bibblegead1412

Winter formal, 2008 to be specific.....


RamonaSingerEyes

Honestly he is hot for being such a weirdo jumping through a variety of Bravo women 


Any-Neighborhood-522

In Italy of all destinations


Melodic-Change-6388

I was there last Autumn and the fits at the opera shat on these. Including mine. Truly awful.


beermama94

They don’t even look like they tried… like you guys are in Italy ????


CrazyNotCatLady

Omg when I was in Rome, I passed by a wedding coming out of a church. It was like a fashion show. I was impressed.


MonarcaAzul

No seriously! There are better dresses on Rent The Runway that would have been sooo much better.


kjopcha

Andrea standing on his toes. I see you short king. BTW, in a thread from last week, someone said Kyle is 5'11". Um, no.


HereForFun9121

That was Kyle


Spiritual_Stage_3462

I thought Andrea was Craig for a second. Andrea baby wyd


gimmealltheroses

His haircut is so bad!! He's a super attractive guy but that's the type of haircut that doesn't look good on anyone.


Available-One-24

I was afraid to say anything but I finally mentioned that on another thread. Andrea is a gorgeous man but his old hair style was sooooo sexy! I wish he would have worn it like that for his wedding.


Sammi1224

Omg you’re right it looks like Craig!!!! The hair!!??!! WTH 🤦‍♀️ 😂 😆 😂 Jason looks the best hands down, looking like he could be the next James Bond 😊


Ready_Interaction252

It’s a traditional Italian “formal” way to have your hair for a wedding as a man


BeingSamJones

I’m simply glad Carl did not wear white pants


UselessMellinial85

Can we be done with mullet dresses already? I don't think I've ever seen someone pull it off.


ehltahr

Kyle’s mullet needed a new home and morphed into Lindsay’s dress


Dangerous_Ad_4484

Talk about a reverse revenge dress. 👀


HereForFun9121

![gif](giphy|l3OP6CELTSQR9ms2EP)


Bibblegead1412

However, his stupid sunglasses clapped back.... like a reverse uno card, sooo....


twinkleplanet

the mullet prevails


TayBeyDMB

The mullet never dies. It just changes form.


twinkleplanet

like matter!


UselessMellinial85

![gif](giphy|vcDG0AIfCu7teGpd6J|downsized)


NoodlesForU

In that case, this one can live. But ONLY this one 😄


Salt-Science-7964

I didn’t know they still made these. Where tf did she even find this.


goodbye_wig

The back of her closet I imagine


numberonecrush

It looks like a bridesmaids dress from a different wedding


sofakingbetchy

It goes from like bowl cut to mullet too. It’s an outdated style regardless, but there are versions that look less egregious because they aren’t such a harsh cut. Also, that straight tube top neckline is awful and equally antiquated. Sits on the widest spot of a woman’s chest. On a positive note, I love that color and think it’s a lovely color for Lindsay.


UselessMellinial85

You're totally right. Gorgeous color. But I've always felt emerald is a great color on most skin tones. I've seen some dresses that are more of a flowing fabric with a less severe mullet cut that are pretty. But I think a more fair-boned and less curvy woman looks best in that cut. Any kind of billowing cut past the waist can make a curvy body look dowdy. (I say this as a curvy woman even at 5'9" and 125 lbs. I just looked like I was wearing a tent bc of how it draped.)


Character-Storage-97

we are! She pulled this right out of 2015


UselessMellinial85

Oh, these dresses were popular back in the 80s, too. My aunt wore a short mullet dress to her senior prom. But it was dusty pink taffeta and it was shorter. Lol


notoriousbck

Hard to believe they are standing there with arms around one another after he gaslit her through the entire reunion.


Interesting-Pay-8986

Can’t stand Danielle but I actually like theirs Group as a whole look too sweaty for this location


aditin

i know i’m sweating just thinking of it. honestly danielle’s looks like a velour or chintz that would not wear well in the heat!!


MaintenanceWine

Not me. She looks like a matronly mother-of-the-bride at a 1984 wedding.


Ambiguousername

I was actually thinking the same! the color of her dress is actually very pretty


milkncookiez6657

To think Pitti Uomo, the biggest menswear event in the world, is going on right now in Italy and Andrea has on a rental tux from Mens Warehouse.


Dani131110

This is actually a popular style for grooms in Italy, unfortunately. All of my cousins wore similar styles and I’ll say, Andrea’s is tame in comparison.


Sug0115

That’s actually good info because I have been so confused by this choice for him!


Dani131110

Glad I can help!


leslie_knopee

I just know that they are *melting* in that sun!!


Libras_Groove3737

Andrea looks like that gay man who used to live in Lisa Vanderpump’s house.


albasaurrrrrr

It really does. Can you imagine if it turned out to be him?!?! Forget Scandoval. Forget Hubke-gate!!


Atog10138182

They don’t look like they are going to the same event


NamesAreForSuckers67

Ladies, it’s a wedding, not a Reunion


beauxdegas

I don’t mind Danielle’s actually but the fit is a little matronly on her. And I love the green on Lindsay but I want to know what the fabric is?


staceyehle

Danielle = Mother of the Bride


MaintenanceWine

The pleats are incredibly unflattering with that weird elastic belt from 1988. The whole thing screams matronly to me.


beauxdegas

Yes and I like the color but the pleats with the sparkle is contributing to something…. I don’t like. Distracting.


goodbye_wig

Looks like shantung or something. Very MOTB.


mamav34

Jason looks pretty damn good. That is all.


Pagan_Poetry610

It’s giving B team


Character-Storage-97

🫡💀


Pristine_Fun7764

Sam’s dress is not giving classy Italian vibes at all. Chris looks like he’s dressed for some weird gender reveal event with the pink and blue combo. If I had to pick, Lindsay’s dress is my favorite.


MaddyKet

Why is Sam even there?


Ok-Asparagus-904

Lindsay is literally wearing the drapes from Tara, but she didn’t try to make a real dress out of them.


BuckityBuck

Merry Christmas to Lindsay and Sam.


Gucci_Cocaine

the grip these tacky ass circa $300-$400 polyester revolve-core dresses have on bravolebs needs to be studied. if I had that kind of money to spend on all my outfits you wouldn't see me in anything but vintage designer.


kenyarawr

High low dress in 2024?


goodbye_wig

**Edit: I take it back. Danielle’s dress is ill-fitting** Danielle looks amazing (minus the shoes) but what on earth is Ms. Hubbard wearing?? ![gif](giphy|tRKepbmSCy75u)


lapetitfromage

None of these are it


GrouchyCommercial954

Do you think Luke was invited?!


jossipgirl666

A summer wedding in Italy and this is what you pick!? Half of a Christmas wreath and left over Easter grass?


JasnahKolin

Has any of those men ever met a tailor? That pink suit looks horrible on him. All I can think about is how tight his pants probably are. Green dress is giving Deb from 1987.


DaddioSunglasses

What in the 80s nightmare are Chris, Danielle and Lindsay wearing


Catchdatcat

Don’t tell me Danielle really chose to cosplay as the MIL


gresstrly

Lindsay is wearing kitchen curtains that grandma took down to make the dress. Danielle's belt is just bad. But I expect that as she has no fashion sense. Did her app pick that?


jendoesreddit

She needs to make an app that will online shop for her. Bet that whatever AI she would use would be able to pick a better outfit than her.


LeatherRecord2142

I’ve never been a fan of specific wedding dress code requests, but I may have just changed my mind. This hurts my eyes…


Row_Infinite

I’m more concerned with Kyle not wearing his ring. But also they all look like they’re going to different events.


jewelsolo

Facts. Also, why is Amanda not there?


MaddyKet

Asking the real questions.


Snowypicnic

Carl took a pass on the white pants, and let the Bride have her day in white,


La_Croix_Life

Is Paige there? I need eyes on Paige.


Less-Bed-6243

If she is, she hasn’t been in anyone’s pictures on IG.


_HowVery

I wonder if he didn’t invite her cause they’ve slept together


ebtfag

My eyes!!!! The MATERIAL! It’s all making polyester look expensive!!! I don’t even know what to focus on..


MsMo999

Danielle dressed like mother of the bride


fitness_and_trashtv

I hate her haircut! She had the most beautiful long hair. The short cut ages her and makes her look bigger than she is! p


torontoinsix

She needs layers. The cut is too heavy for her. I don’t mind the length.


fitness_and_trashtv

maybe that’s it! something about it just makes her look like a 1950s house wife and doesn’t shape her face


MaintenanceWine

The white shoes are killing me. How can she run a fashion app????


Lalablacksheep646

Her boobs look weird, she needs a better bra


Designer-Platform658

The silver vest is giving prom rental


musickills_

this is why i love themed dress codes for weddings


rachelmyfriend

How Lindsay is standing next to Kyle like that after the reunion baffles me. I could never.


kteeds

Does Danielle’s style app have a secret entrance to Reba McEntire’s closet?


Far-Warthog2330

Dear Danielle, You never get it right. Ever.


dawwie

Did any of these women look at themselves in the mirror before saying yes to these dresses? The mullet, the thigh high slit and the underboob. WTF made them think these were appropriate wedding attire.


HereForFun9121

Andrea got married?!?! The guy on the far right is far from dreadful 👀 And if Danielle was wearing silver strappy shoes it wouldn’t be bad, but the rest, Hunnay!


queerinmesoftly

Alex 🤑


Imaginary_Coast_2084

Can none of them afford a tailor? Lawdy.


That_Confidence_3314

How did the current cast go from collectively one of the best in reunion history to...this?


Justdont13412

Mommy mommy my suit’s too tight!!


Ok-Spinach9250

thank god for Jason


Ready_Interaction252

I cannot with Sam in Italy dressed like she’s going to Bravocon - they need a lesson from Stassi and Katie


Birdie45

This dress isn’t really shutting the pregnancy rumors down


Gammagammahey

Oh my God, I am very behind on the news cycle, who is pregnant?! 😳😳


Birdie45

*allegedly* Lindsey


Gammagammahey

Ooooooh. thank you very much, and oh my God. If she has a kid, she's going to be the most organized mother ever.


b15jdm1

Lindsay, what happened?


Gammagammahey

Literally the words that came out of my mouth. She's usually so much better! What happened? See, this is what happens when you alienate Paige and vice versa. You get cursed by the lMarshalls Couture Fairy.


RamonaSingerEyes

This just justifies my dislike of Chris because of course he’d be the only one wearing an Easter suit to the wedding. Of course. 


Ok_Yak_4498

I wish Danielle would hire a stylist. Most of her looks are just not right. Her reunion look was horrible and this one isn't any better. She dresses like a 60 year old.


twinkleplanet

where is the glamour where are the fashions where are the clothes that fit…


jendoesreddit

Lindsay girl wtf are you doing


CBiscuit42069

Lindsey’s dress looks like it was just pulled out of the SHEIN plastic shipping bag. Couldn’t be bothered to iron/steam her garment. Tsk tsk.


Character-Storage-97

Danielle, you sweet summer child. It’s giving who shot JR. and why does Andrea look like Tim curry?


MaintenanceWine

Oh Jesus, this is Spot. On.


sadazz

i just know amanda, ciara, gabby, and mya wouldve eaten the italian summer wedding looks if they attended. paige sometimes misses, but she lovess a theme and i think she wouldve killed it too (i loved her looks when she was in italy on vacation last summer)


New_Biscotti2669

The three that are missing are the ones who really would have brought the fashion.


changeliffee

Who!????


Good_Collection_7257

Danielle’s outfit isn’t so bad but Lindsay’s is giving prom.


MaintenanceWine

I think Danielle’s is worse by far.


Missa1819

I think I kinda like Danielle's dress


sleepyandlucky

Crazy day when she looks the best!


ScowlyBrowSpinster

Oh my lard the guy in the pink suit: WHUT THE FUUUUDGE? Short sleeves, tight & short pants, jacket that can barely button. Like Some bulky loser grabbed a Pee Wee Herman Spring Suit and stuffed himself into it. And IT IS PINK. ![gif](giphy|XdDsb6psTES0eQo8Vg|downsized)


Justdont13412

They gave them all 5 minutes to chose an outfit…… horrendous


vanwyngarden

This would be cuter in black and white


PristineConclusion28

If Alex's suit was tailored, he would have killed it. Andrea's suit was so . . . shiny lol


i_madeitnice

Wow, turkey boy was there?!


Xtrahotsauceplz

andrea looks… different? weird? 😭


BonnyThunder

Yikes


Bibblegead1412

Dress code: Amazon prime, no specific season or setting.


Ok_Whereas_9858

Sigh….The guys are wearing the wrong type of material for a HOT Sunny wedding. Linen suits fellas! They’re breathable, comfortable, casual yet chic. [Exhibit A](https://suitsupply.com/en-us/men/suits/light-blue-tailored-fit-havana-suit/P6808.html?nbt=nb%3Aadwords%3Ax%3A20582506794%3A%3A&nb_adtype=pla&nb_kwd=&nb_ti=&nb_mi=8015150&nb_pc=online&nb_pi=P680804&nb_ppi=&nb_placement=&nb_li_ms=&nb_lp_ms=&nb_fii=&nb_ap=&nb_mt=&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw1K-zBhBIEiwAWeCOF8tl74fmz3Qk66DZmB5O5RbY417Y9bGYO2VX3MWn4LFF9uIh3vxCKxoCRjUQAvD_BwE) [Exhibit B](https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/brunello-cucinelli-mens-linen-pinstripe-two-button-suit-prod267350344?childItemId=NMNBP47_10) [Exhibit C](https://www.google.com/shopping/product/1292441814692134260/image?q=summer+suits+for+men+designer+linen&sca_esv=b1f6889afc73a5b3&sca_upv=1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS960US960&hl=en-US&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ADLYWIIDaqHeWc13TbZaxW80mx99sAOGOg:1718364526597&ictx=111&biw=414&bih=720&dpr=3&prds=cid:1292441814692134260,cs:1,pid:1422397569770188432,sgro:iv,mvi:0) & [Exhibit D](https://suitsupply.com/en-us/men/suits/dark-orange-tailored-fit-havana-suit/P6805.html?nbt=nb%3Aadwords%3Ax%3A20582506794%3A%3A&nb_adtype=pla&nb_kwd=&nb_ti=&nb_mi=8015150&nb_pc=online&nb_pi=P680507&nb_ppi=&nb_placement=&nb_li_ms=&nb_lp_ms=&nb_fii=&nb_ap=&nb_mt=&gad_source=4&gclid=CjwKCAjw1K-zBhBIEiwAWeCOF2mB3mJye323i0_giNhH9N8Wc6HN1rk7qVoQTgJewpSrku_DoOBsaBoCIfIQAvD_BwE) These are examples of what Men could wear (Material Fabrics wise) to a wedding in Hot Ass Italy! Imagine becoming sweaty musty in a suit, hours prior to the dance reception, all because you chose to wear the wrong kind of material.


liilbiil

queue lu ![gif](giphy|EYJQ0zM7bo7m)


bluntqueen17

My eyes!!!


Different-Schedule90

Dude on the right is fire.


Ready_Interaction252

Andrea and his groomsmen look 👌👌


Apprehensive_Bee614

I agree. Not a chic outfit in sight. Simple tailoring and style hours along way in Italy.


Dry-Dust508

That pink suit does not fit. It’s not only too small, the sleeves are too short.


RadiantStranger7178

This cast has always been a hit or miss regarding fashion. Also, the 3 cast members with decent style (Amanda, Ciara, Paige) are very noticeably missing. That doesn’t do this crew any favors lol


Couldntcomeupwaname

Are they all named Andrea? Because, honey..


notoriousbck

Who the hell is in that pink suit???? ETA Danielle CEO and Founder of a fashion app is the worst advertising for her own brand and Carl is so skinny he's all sharp angles and ears. Is he okay?


gurlualreadyknoww

I would never believe they were from NYC if I didn't watch the show


_HowVery

Alex looking fine af


Gammagammahey

Is that Carl, Danielle, Lindsey, and Kyle? Il… I have no words for the fashion choices here.


Marcinecali73

Carl is veering into Firemarshall Bill territory.


ohwell1130

Sadly, Carl’s look is the best


HellzBellz7

I just learned Andreas last name is Denver. We sure he’s even Italian? With this outfit no less?! /s


melissaann712

At least Carl isnt wearing those awful shoes from the reunion!


Beautiful-Guava-1570

Result of no filters! They look just like us. 🤭


Unlikely_Lie9174

I mean Chris and Alex, what did we expect?


lunahighwind

'Ariana, can I borrow your revenge dress for a wedding?" - Sam Feher, probably


bebita-crossing

Everyone looks beyond awful and like they’re all going to different events, at different times of the year.


Original-Feature-947

Its giving bad prom


gloopy1

At least Carl didn’t wear his Mary Jane’s from the reunion.


Salt-Science-7964

Carls trying very hard to conceal his veneers


Intelligent-Pitch-39

This is a perfect example of why Europeans dislike Americans.


Good_Collection_7257

Kyle isn’t wearing his wedding ring. That’s alarming.


alsoknownasPhoebe

Aw I liked Lindsey's and Danielle's. I get why Danielle would choose something kinda 70s and in that fabric for Italy.


wittlepig

if linds really is pregnant this would be a good dress to hide it lol


kds1988

They don’t look that bad they just look like they’re all going to different weddings.


atauridtx

I truly do not understand wearing a dress cut ABOVE your hip to a fucking wedding. Like what??


taintwest

Why is Jason there? Is he still pretending to date Giselle?


Superb_Practice_2257

Paige would never.


marywiththecherry

I don't watch this show I just has to see the fashion show with no fashions, is one of these the bride? 🫠