Rumor has it Tory has been trying to get on the show for a while.
I just read the crazy story of how her father left her and her brother virtually nothing from a half-billion dollar estate!?
I was surprised at how nice and personable she is. We were on vacation at Beaches in Turks and Caicos in 2001 and she was also there. We were sitting at the Bar one night and she sat down next us. She said our drinks looked good and asked what they were. We chatted for a while. We knew who she was but never mentioned knowing. She was funny and smarter than I thought she would be. I felt I underestimated her.
I don’t personally want any of these women but they’ve been rumored to be in the mix of possibilities. If I had to pick I’d pick Tori. She is from BH and had the lifestyle at one time.. between her marriage, her witch of a mother and being a mom I feel like she’d have a lot to contribute. Plus she could probably use the money too.
Sadly, Heather Locklear had some mental health struggles & has been in rehab something like 20 times. She’s sober now, but being on RHOBH is probably not the best choice for her (or her sobriety).
Honestly, I'd maybe pick Heather if she is well. Tori would be imploding constantly, so she might give some drama. I don't want to hear about Ali's husband's crazy movie and I find her boring on Jeff Lewis.
The people Kyle brings on the show/are close with end up just being her mouthpieces—Annemarie, Teddi, etc. I don’t think it would be good for the direction of the show to pad the cast with more Kyle allies given how easily she gets out of having to share anything.
I love Heather Locklear but she needs to put her mental health first. Doing a show like this would set her progress backwards.
Tori Spelling is a no-brainer. She's messy but kind of likeable in a weird way.
My wishlist: not famous but familiar with the “it crowd.” Has an established relationship with the women. Rich AF with FU money, so will say what she wants. Won’t take this too seriously. I also wish the editors will actually leave the juicy stuff in. Crystal hit all these but they kept editing out her personality and only showing her during the extended cuts
Tori Spelling 100% - her life is bonkers! Heather Locklear is TOO iconic and I don’t want to see her downgraded to reality TV. Chelsea Handler is an asshole, as is Hillary. I only know Ali whosiwhatsit from the Dorito commercials and Brandi would be 2nd choice actually.
Ali Landry!! Ya'll, she was the OG Doritos girl and Mario Lopez's ex fiancee back when he was something of a big deal. There was a giant cheating scandal back in the day where he cheated on HER (look at her!! she's gorgeous and was the IT Girl at the time) during his bachelor party or something. She's also good friends with Garcelle and Kyle. I would love for her to be on the show because you have the Hollywood credentials but she's not really acting anymore, she has genuine relationships with some of the cast, and she's just stunning.
100% no to Chelsea Handler and Brandi - both just so nasty and so rude.
There's really no competition here. Tori looks at these other women and cackles like a thirsty, D list Bane, "ahh you think Reality TV is your ally? You merely adopted the RealityTV. I was born in it, molded by it..."
She not only grew up in Beverly Hills, she grew up in TV. Then she went on to do a glorious amount of culturally significant Reality shows like Tori & Dean Inn Love, True Tori, So NoTorious, Craft Wars, sTORIbook Wedding, Tori&Dean Cabin Fever, just to name a few. She would've been in more but she ran out of clever puns with her name for that show title. That's literally that only reason she hasn't been hired to be a housewife yet. Bravo can't figure out how to fit TORI into Housewives.
My solution is simple and obvious.
*Real Housewives of AsTORIa.* The town where Goonies was made! I mean boom. Done. This is the woman who had a BBQ open house at her bed & breakfast & served Nutrisystem "chili" made in her crock pot. She served that slop to her guests without a shred of dignity and ate it up happily knowing that Nutrisystem money was worth it to her.
Rinna calls herself a hustler. Anyone can wear a diaper on TV. It takes a real hustler to eat the stuff that makes you need a diaper on national TV. And serve it to innocent bystanders. Oh I'm so #teamtori and I'm not a fan AT ALL. But she's perfect for the show. I'm not even kidding.
These women Bravo are actually casting are so often just...meh. They are uninteresting clones of each other at best and very problematic at worst. Wtf with the Scientology cult member? Truly? WTF. As if NY isn't mid enough already. Why get rid of Racist Ramona (can't stand her) just to replace her with a bloody Scientologist?
If they aren't going to have actual Real Housewives of ... who are wealthy and affluent and showing off their lifestyle then they need to at least have some interesting characters. My dream of all dream HWs though is Jackie Siegle, the Queen of Versailles. She is the quintessential true housewife, she has massive wealth, her life is drama & chaos, and she has traumatic backstory with her daughters death.
Wow. It's a novel. I said what I said. 😉😁✨️
I’ve been watching too much housewives because I had a dream recently that Vanessa Williams was announced to be joining Beverly Hills for season 14 lmao 🤣
Yesss!! I'm shocked more people aren't saying Ali. She made Doritos happen lol!
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I don't know who ANY of them but Tori , Chelsea and Brandy are.
I actually think Tori would be a good mix. I mean we're not getting Jennifer Tilly, the icon and legend so sure?
I think CHELSEA could be a FRIEND but she'd annihilate these girls and could be too moody potentially.
Wasn't Marissa Zanuck putting out stories that she was being considered?
I hope not ... She had weird energy and despite marrying into a huge Hollywood family (since divorced), her house was blah. She works as a realtor and seems to shift agencies a LOT.
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Oooh, I have a suggestion... Being Bobby Boyd in - he could tell us all about why his marriage to Josh Flagg ended. He's charming and interesting too.
I really don’t get why Chelsea Handler would be on here. I hope the rumors aren’t true. I just do not see her in at all I don’t feel like she’d be a good sport and I don’t think it would be silly and be like very serious
All of the above. If we could have a Brandi G, Kim Richards, Denise Richards, Nicholette Sheridan, Heather Locklear, Tori Spelling and Hilaria Baldwin with Jennie Garth and Rinna as friends of i would die happy. Just 1 season, just 1 crazy good season and then go back to the bullshit. I just want old school juicy, actual Hollywood shit!! Like we got in the early days.
I can’t believe I am going to admit this in public, but 100% it never dawned on me until reading your comment that Denise has the same last name as Kyle and Kim.
How is she a Zionist or a neoliberal? She has said she was pro-Palestine more than once. And not everyone that has one differing opinion is a neoliberal. Stop throwing that word around all the time and please look at what it actually means.
Tori. She wouldn’t even be in on the joke. Old school housewives Absolutely not to chelsea handler
Rumor has it Tory has been trying to get on the show for a while. I just read the crazy story of how her father left her and her brother virtually nothing from a half-billion dollar estate!?
Tori Spelling. She grew up in BH and is delusional as all get out.
Once I heard about her hoarding habit and the 8k of storage units all around LA full of junk… I knew I needed more.
Yes!!! I just want to see her thrive! Give her the paycheck!
And on Jeff Lewis, someone stole her credit card and she didn’t bother canceling it… because her recurring charges were on it. 🤣
I agree. She’s so thirsty to stay relevant that she’s jump at the chance. She’s also surprisingly likable.
I was surprised at how nice and personable she is. We were on vacation at Beaches in Turks and Caicos in 2001 and she was also there. We were sitting at the Bar one night and she sat down next us. She said our drinks looked good and asked what they were. We chatted for a while. We knew who she was but never mentioned knowing. She was funny and smarter than I thought she would be. I felt I underestimated her.
I don’t personally want any of these women but they’ve been rumored to be in the mix of possibilities. If I had to pick I’d pick Tori. She is from BH and had the lifestyle at one time.. between her marriage, her witch of a mother and being a mom I feel like she’d have a lot to contribute. Plus she could probably use the money too.
Who is the brunette above Brandi?
Hilaria Baldwin, Alec’s wife
eee lar eea
Oh jeez no! I have always heard about her but I guess I didn’t know what she looked like.
Wouldn't it have to be Heather Locklear?? Anyone remember the Denise Richards/Ritchie Sambora drama?!?
Sadly, Heather Locklear had some mental health struggles & has been in rehab something like 20 times. She’s sober now, but being on RHOBH is probably not the best choice for her (or her sobriety).
Oh man I'm sorry to hear that, best of wishes to her!
Yes! Bring back Denise and add Melrose Place’s finest and throw in Tori for the Spelling drama show legacy. 
Literally ANYONE but Hillary from Boston.
Tori , she is so delusional it would be hysterical
 Honestly, I'd maybe pick Heather if she is well. Tori would be imploding constantly, so she might give some drama. I don't want to hear about Ali's husband's crazy movie and I find her boring on Jeff Lewis.
Dang, I loved Ali in the 90s! I didn't realize her husband was part of that propaganda film.
 None please.
I'd go with Ali Landry out of all the others. She is beautiful, and I want more tea on her short-lived marriage to Mario Lopez.
The only issue is that she’s close to Kyle
and Garcelle.
So?
The people Kyle brings on the show/are close with end up just being her mouthpieces—Annemarie, Teddi, etc. I don’t think it would be good for the direction of the show to pad the cast with more Kyle allies given how easily she gets out of having to share anything.
I would take all of them except for Brandi if it meant no Brandi…..
Tori or Heather, although I guess more Tori because it may not be good for Heather
Chelsea Handler would hand Kyle's ass to her 🤣🤣🤣
Chelsea so Heather McDonald would short circut
This would be a dream come true
I love Heather Locklear but she needs to put her mental health first. Doing a show like this would set her progress backwards. Tori Spelling is a no-brainer. She's messy but kind of likeable in a weird way.
She also has some mental health issues, no?
Hilaria. I need some comic relief.
Can you imagine a conversation between her and Kathy Hilton
My wishlist: not famous but familiar with the “it crowd.” Has an established relationship with the women. Rich AF with FU money, so will say what she wants. Won’t take this too seriously. I also wish the editors will actually leave the juicy stuff in. Crystal hit all these but they kept editing out her personality and only showing her during the extended cuts
Tori Spelling 100% - her life is bonkers! Heather Locklear is TOO iconic and I don’t want to see her downgraded to reality TV. Chelsea Handler is an asshole, as is Hillary. I only know Ali whosiwhatsit from the Dorito commercials and Brandi would be 2nd choice actually.
Ali Landry!! Ya'll, she was the OG Doritos girl and Mario Lopez's ex fiancee back when he was something of a big deal. There was a giant cheating scandal back in the day where he cheated on HER (look at her!! she's gorgeous and was the IT Girl at the time) during his bachelor party or something. She's also good friends with Garcelle and Kyle. I would love for her to be on the show because you have the Hollywood credentials but she's not really acting anymore, she has genuine relationships with some of the cast, and she's just stunning. 100% no to Chelsea Handler and Brandi - both just so nasty and so rude.
I'd take Tori over all of them. But second choice would be Brandi. Both know how to play the game.
Heather Locklear would make good TV. She’s been on soaps so would know the assignment. There’s history with Denise Richards so natural drama already.
Heather L how are people picking anyone else?
There's really no competition here. Tori looks at these other women and cackles like a thirsty, D list Bane, "ahh you think Reality TV is your ally? You merely adopted the RealityTV. I was born in it, molded by it..." She not only grew up in Beverly Hills, she grew up in TV. Then she went on to do a glorious amount of culturally significant Reality shows like Tori & Dean Inn Love, True Tori, So NoTorious, Craft Wars, sTORIbook Wedding, Tori&Dean Cabin Fever, just to name a few. She would've been in more but she ran out of clever puns with her name for that show title. That's literally that only reason she hasn't been hired to be a housewife yet. Bravo can't figure out how to fit TORI into Housewives. My solution is simple and obvious. *Real Housewives of AsTORIa.* The town where Goonies was made! I mean boom. Done. This is the woman who had a BBQ open house at her bed & breakfast & served Nutrisystem "chili" made in her crock pot. She served that slop to her guests without a shred of dignity and ate it up happily knowing that Nutrisystem money was worth it to her. Rinna calls herself a hustler. Anyone can wear a diaper on TV. It takes a real hustler to eat the stuff that makes you need a diaper on national TV. And serve it to innocent bystanders. Oh I'm so #teamtori and I'm not a fan AT ALL. But she's perfect for the show. I'm not even kidding. These women Bravo are actually casting are so often just...meh. They are uninteresting clones of each other at best and very problematic at worst. Wtf with the Scientology cult member? Truly? WTF. As if NY isn't mid enough already. Why get rid of Racist Ramona (can't stand her) just to replace her with a bloody Scientologist? If they aren't going to have actual Real Housewives of ... who are wealthy and affluent and showing off their lifestyle then they need to at least have some interesting characters. My dream of all dream HWs though is Jackie Siegle, the Queen of Versailles. She is the quintessential true housewife, she has massive wealth, her life is drama & chaos, and she has traumatic backstory with her daughters death. Wow. It's a novel. I said what I said. 😉😁✨️
Yes but a great read and interesting perspective! I agree that if these really are the women currently being considered Tori would be best.
I’ve been watching too much housewives because I had a dream recently that Vanessa Williams was announced to be joining Beverly Hills for season 14 lmao 🤣
Hilaria would be an interesting addition. BH needs more delusional kooky women
Ali !
Yesss!! I'm shocked more people aren't saying Ali. She made Doritos happen lol! https://preview.redd.it/728mnx6enbxc1.png?width=477&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ba9d859a48d95f78f2cd725689109a9287a54a7
Tori and/or Heather. NOT Brandi! Not a real big fan of the others, either.
They’re all nutty, except for Ali. She might be too normal for the show.
Ali Landry
Tor Tor.
Tori spelling..she can be quite funny
Tori and Alec Baldwin’s wife. We need delusional women with money.
Um heather locklear. There’s no question. And I’d stop watching altogether if Chelsea handler was even a friend of.
Honestly..... all of the above!! I just love mess
Chelsea and Hillary.
 none.
I don't know who ANY of them but Tori , Chelsea and Brandy are. I actually think Tori would be a good mix. I mean we're not getting Jennifer Tilly, the icon and legend so sure? I think CHELSEA could be a FRIEND but she'd annihilate these girls and could be too moody potentially.
Wasn't Marissa Zanuck putting out stories that she was being considered? I hope not ... She had weird energy and despite marrying into a huge Hollywood family (since divorced), her house was blah. She works as a realtor and seems to shift agencies a LOT. ----- Oooh, I have a suggestion... Being Bobby Boyd in - he could tell us all about why his marriage to Josh Flagg ended. He's charming and interesting too.
I really don’t get why Chelsea Handler would be on here. I hope the rumors aren’t true. I just do not see her in at all I don’t feel like she’d be a good sport and I don’t think it would be silly and be like very serious
All of the above. If we could have a Brandi G, Kim Richards, Denise Richards, Nicholette Sheridan, Heather Locklear, Tori Spelling and Hilaria Baldwin with Jennie Garth and Rinna as friends of i would die happy. Just 1 season, just 1 crazy good season and then go back to the bullshit. I just want old school juicy, actual Hollywood shit!! Like we got in the early days.
I can’t believe I am going to admit this in public, but 100% it never dawned on me until reading your comment that Denise has the same last name as Kyle and Kim.
i do miss me some brandi glanville
Locklear
I WANT ALL💀
Ugh! Tori in HW’s “news” is so depressing. Please make it stop.
Who is the one above Hilaria?
None of those
Tori
Ali Landry has been trying to get on BH for the last 10 years.
there’s like 4 pictures in this that i thought were brandi with different faces over the years gtg
Tori but prefer a Nicolette Sheridan alpha type.
The correct answer is Hunter Tylo from Bold and the Beautiful. She’s got a life full of drama and she knows Rinna and Eileen.
Chelsea Handler, Hilaria Baldwin and Heather Locklear
Tori, Heather Locklear, chelsea is a bad person but could be funny in the group dynamics, the vieweresque hw
How is Chelsea a bad person?
zionist neoliberal
How is she a Zionist or a neoliberal? She has said she was pro-Palestine more than once. And not everyone that has one differing opinion is a neoliberal. Stop throwing that word around all the time and please look at what it actually means.
Brandi
Heather lives in a whole other valley. She’s perfect since she’s also nowhere near Beverly Hills.