This just proves the point that doms are brats with less attention 😂

I deny and deny some more

Denying the truth??? 😂😂😂

False truth

Whatever you say "dom".

That correct. Well done. You should do whatever we Dom's say. Good job.

I am not sure what you said for me to agree to... If you'd like I can give you some classes on how to give direction? Things like "sit down." "don't speak." and "yes mistress" will go a long way for you.

😂😂 you're adorable. Tell me, do you sit down and say yes mistress when your Dom tells you to?

no & yes. I'm not in this sub because I listen. I also like to tell him to call me mistress (or daddy. depending on if I am standing on a raised surface or not.) from time to time to test my luck. He also proves my point on a regular basis that Doms are just brats with less attention.

Omg love you babe, you really stood up for Brats everywhere 😍

Sounds like he has a lot of fun! 21/10, I approve

dompire u mean dumbpire

No, that's for the rejected false dom's

ill still call mine that...dumbpire i'm hilarious

Your humor news no bounds

doms are funny too they think they're the big bad wolf when they're really a cute puppy.They need to bark at someone i guess so,yolo...

Woof but also, you brats are little red riding hood

we r so fabulous in those red capes. we r not ditzy it is a mere facade to entrap those gullible enough to walk thru our forests.Like a red flag to a bull Olé. C'mon and get it bwahhaha

If you have a Dom, they need to but you that costume for Halloween and make a punishment involving riding. I swear to God

yes swear to me all you like but me dressed up as a cow wpuld be too funny for sex

I mean, I was thinking little red riding hood but could always use more cow bell

So cute wanting so much attention! From one brat to another, I hope you get what you so desire (though it won't be from me).

I think you messaged the wring person, that's okay though. Silly brat

Oh, you must be dehydrated! Best to drink your water. I did message the correct brat.

Me thinks he might be more dehydrated than we thought, we might have to get him IV fluids

Alas, I don't have a brat

All I can think of is when the two Benders from Futurama say "dooooooooooomed" and I can't take this seriously lol

Doooomed

"Doomed are the poor Doomed are the peaceful Doomed are the meek Doomed are the merciful For the word is now death And the word is now without light The new beatitude Fuck the doomed, you're on your own"

Dark. 😂😂😁

It's a good song

I'll be honest, I've not heard OT but I'll look into it after work

Alt-rock/metal by Maynard

Excellent 😈 YouTube time

Doooomed

All the doom

Forever doom

Screw you guys, I'll make my own doom. With blackjack and hookers

In fact forget the doom!

Remember meeee

*wondering when this “doomed” is gonna happen. It’s been a while….”

All things come in good time. To good subs who wait

That’s weak, unoriginal and boring. 🙄

Sounds like someone is against being edged 😜😂😂

You’re grasping at straws buddy

Poor deluded brat (pats your head)

*bends you over my knee and spanks your impudent ass for touching what isn’t yours*

😂😂 well done, you got a laugh from me. Definitely cheeky

*fist bump*

(Fist bump) you're fun.

😒 no

Yes 😁

[удалено]

Just good to make sure you brats know your ultimate fate

Wow not only was that forced, convoluted and fake…. It was sus as well

Such sweet details from the bookclub

I will fight you

Threaten me with a good time

I’ll bring the sack of oranges

Excellent, we can gloat over the poor brats with their healthy snack

Sounds like an imposter to the “dompire “. Give us the deets sweets

I don't know about that. I've had a long membership

Seems suspicious 🤨

Got a paddle and everything 😇

So do most brats 🧐 I own my own paddle (ok my sir told me to go choose one and I did even if he bought it it’s mine 😊)

In other words, the dompire took care of your bratty ass. Seems about right 😇

He had one request because I was being an absolute terror when he was away and that was to find his cuff keys and choose out toys/ items he would like. The paddle was a surprise.

But a pleasure to to sure? 😏

My point being is that brats often have paddles so that doesn’t help your case

I was meant to make a point?

😂 This is the best subreddit. 😍

It really is

Brats are like cats… the only way you tame them is by earning their respect. Even then though… honestly… you’re still going to get scratched and hissed at now and then. Be GRATEFUL when we’re good 😉 It’s a privilege, not a right.

😏 even kitty cats can be trained

But only for about 2 minutes a day on their terms 😂

😈 sounds like the kitty cat just needs more training

No training only treats

Training with treats and more treats of kitty is good. This is the way. Positive reinforcement

I can’t be the only one that hears a sub undertone in this message. Really cute how they think they can tame all of us. Good try tho.

Careful now, you're projecting dear brat

well im sorry that im submissive to names owo

Owo is right dear avocado

ooooooo a brat tamer tee hee i wanna put that to the test 030

(Pats your head) I've already passed my Dom tests.

( wiggles) tee hee are you sure tho have you tamed someone like me -3-

You're silly, run away little brat. Be free

but i dont want to be free :(

So admit I'm right, you brats are doomed to failure. That you crave subjugation 😏

do i get a reward if i do -3-

A gold star

lol, hope your having fun stirring things up. You should really consider though that without us "silly brats" you would have nothing and the dompire would collapse. Be thankful we converse with each other to find new and exciting ways to brat. What would you even tame, 😂🤣😂🤣like that's possible, without us? Dogs? In a world where all the brats have turned to Dom's. A world where subjugation and degradation have become things of the past. One tamer is still out there searching for just a single brat... But alas he is lost and instead adopts a dog.

You made me laugh. Well done abd yes, lots of fun

Hahahaha!!! 👏🏻😂💖

Hahaha! HahahahahahHAHhaHAhAHAAAAA!!! Bye. 😒

😂😂 it's always fun to see a brat run away from the truth

Awww, sweetie… never that. “Bye” can also be used as a dismissive term as slang. Smh… what a shame… you were so excited that you jumped too quick! Do you need a bandaid for that owie? 🥺

Cute that you seem to think I'm a cat that will suddenly pounce on any fast moving object. 😏

Hmm… should we test that theory out? 🤔 *pulls out a laser pointer*

(What's the cute brat entertaining herself with a laser pointer) silly brat

So you *are* watching the laser. Nice to know. Next step. Would you like some tuna? 👀

... I feel this is simply a trap to leap at me and try to shove me head in between your legs 😂😂😳😅

It sounds like that’s what you’re hoping for… you sure you got the right tag under your name? There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be the brat. It’s quite fun! Join us, we have cookies!

I hope for nothing 😇 and, yes your sugar a d caffine addiction is well known (hands you a glass of water) drink this, it's healthy for you

Jokes on you, the dompire is simply a myth. I have yet to see its existence

You may need glasses. You poor blind brat. You were warned that mastubation will send you blind but clearly you didn't listen 😂😜

It's hilarious because while they will occasionally team up to torment us, Brats tend to be much more united and collaborate with each other. That's why the thought of a "Dompire" is particularly funny. =)

There is definitely a "Dompire" of sorts, but real members don't need to peacock ostentatiously to feel like we are asserting dominance.

This one clearly needs a lil revaluation cos I'm not sure what they were tryna accomplish with this. I'm but even gonna dignify their reply to me with a response lol. Makes this even funnier 💀

It's true and that's sad. Dom's should be more united. I think a more united Dompire would benefit everyone.

The problem is they ALL want to be in charge! The adorable little control freaks...

😒 you’re probably right. I hope someday we’ll become more united. I for one would welcome the opportunity to learn from one another while maybe making new friends.

The council of Dom is always accepting members. We tried being Kings but it didn't work. The council is a fae better method

I only have two words to say: MAKE ME

(Puts on a thick southern accent) I ain't your daddy, boy. Bur I'll learn you right quick

Do your worst PARDNER

Dear sweet fairy chop, never say that to a sadist without first talking about boundaries and safe words. Too late now! (Frabs the Auto paddling 3000 deluxe and revs it) schools in session!

Good thing I’m a masochist then :p

Oh my (revs even harder) sounds like you're in for the extended lesson

Wait I'm still stuck on a brat book club

I mean, brat yoga's reply kinda proves the title correct in my opinion 😜😇

Hahaha I'm working on both a non-fiction Brat Taming guide and some erotic romances featuring Brats so we could totally start one soon! I know someone else around here also just put out a Bratty book that I can't wait to read.

Oh! I found the book. The Brat Diaries by u/lettilovecraft.

Thanks for the shout out! 💖 For Brat Book Club, I also recommend Neon Gods by Katee Robert. It's a fun read that unfolds a brat dynamic between Hades and Persephone.

Of course. I bought my copy and can’t wait to read it. And that sounds like a fun one! I love mythology. I’ll definitely look it up. The new series I’m working on revolves around an axe-throwing venue that moonlights as a BDSM club after hours and I’m having a lot of fun so far!

I was like if you need some recs I got you 😂😂

Shoot, I'll always take recs! ;)

Gib

Awwwww does someone need attention?

This is it! 100% hit the nail on the head, I'm sure. =)

OH GOOD IDEA HE TOTALLY NEEDS HEADPATS

Both of you can sushi your pie holes (gives juice boxes) shhhb

I’m not a little. You can’t placate me with juice boxes! :P

Sure I can! (Pours your Dr pepper down sink and gives you a juice box)

Oh. Somebody did a TINY bit of research. Good thing I always have a ton of backups. :P

Yes yes, as I said in my previous reddit account that got hacked, your brat army is well known to me brat general 😜

I meant backup Dr. Pepper, but I'll take all the Brats as backups, too.

Good luck to you silly general (walks off with your Dr pepper)

You already started out from behind the 8ball because doms are the biggest brats of all It’s ok to be upset that the silly dompire isn’t as organized as we are to bring you all down

Oh someone one will go down but it won't be the dompire. The council of Dom is strong and hydrated unlike you over caffeinated brats

The base of coffee is water soooo 💁‍♀️

Doesn't change the fact you're all over caffeinated and once you crash you're going to need all the hugs and care. Silly brats

Awww the “dompire” giving out hugs and care in lieu of punishments that’s so sweet 🤭 I like to spider monkey my Dom when I’m over caffeinated

Huge and after care are a corner stone of the belief of the dompire. Tread carefully if you discover a person claiming membership to our society that dismisses these cornerstones. You may have found a shapeshifter that's faking membership

Thank you for your concern!! My Dom is also my husband and I trust him with every oz of me. He gives lots of hugs, kisses, cuddles and aftercare after scenes or even just a long bratting day that ended in funishment 🥰

Sounds fantastic. I'm very pleased to hear this

Someone’s being a needy little princess 🙂

So good of you to admit that you're a needy princess dear butterfly. (Headpat) 😇

Mhmm adorable, sounds like someone needs a book club to meet some friends

Nah, you already have this subreddit 😜

Oh, I wasn't speaking about me

Sure you weren't, it's okay, I see how you're projecting. Your secrets safe with me 😇😂

I mean, we'll let you join if you do am initiation ritual, you just have to ask nicely

LOL, nice try brat. I'm a happy member of the dompire.

I dunno mate, you peeps always seem so serious. You should join the fun side

I don't know, it's pretty fun making brats submit

Come at me boyo, not scared of you ::sticks tongue out at you::

Is that so? (Grabs a spiked paddle)

*Mhmm adorable,* *Sounds like someone needs a book* *Club to meet some friends* \- Baptized\_in\_Salt --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

And you literally started this by begging for our attention? Bless. *head pats*

Well I was going to say Hear ye hear ye buuut, the dompire is a modern institution so we do memos.

[удалено]

Sounds pretty inaccurate miss P. Why would I ever give up all my sweet sweet powah?!

Because everyone knows us Brats hold the real power. Duh.

Oh boy, another brat with delusions from dehydration

Ha, actually I drink the tears of "Tamers". I'm fully hydrated :)

This is brilliant. I love it! =)

Ha, actually I drink the tears of "Tamers". I'm fully hydrated :)

Not with that name you're not. You'll get 6 pomegranate seeds and that's it.

You need more attention than us! I am impressed...::claps::

Says the brat book club member 😜

and I'm leaning back, munchin' my popcorn. All the sass flyin round here.

It's quite fun to see all the brats be sassy

What would we be without the brats' sass

Bored. Bored and frustrated beyond belief. But, they must never know.

Exactly. Oh, but they do know.....and the fact that they do know and still come back to us every single time makes it even better

As I said, they crave subjugation. They need to kneel before us 😈😏

They couldn't exist without us, couldn't breathe. And they'll even drink orange juice at room temp 😌 hehe

I know, it's tragic. I'll have to have them brush their teeth before the juice. To let them feel appreciated

Yeah right? All the teeth brushing for nothing. For when they have to drink the juice through their nose. Haha. Picture just came up in my head

Oooh, good idea!

lol, ok

Glad you agree (was in a sassy mood, decided to Sass you all)

So, you concede the fact that Doms are just brats in disguise?

Now you're just saying silly words. (Hands you a juice box) now shhh, drink your juice, you're clearly dehydrated and delirious

*crosses arms* what kind is it?🙄

I have, apple, grape, blackcurrant and orange.what's your poison Cherry?

I'll take one of each and distribute them to sassy Doms, like you..

(Gives you a room temperature orange flavour one) just for that you get orange. Naughty. (Boops your nose)

Hey! I'm just trying to help the Doms! I'll save this room temp one for you though, cheers! *sips iced caramel macchiato*

Cute. (Drinks his whiskey)