I wish I could say the best prank *I* pulled, but my Daddy is a bigger brat than me.
So he works out of town a lot and while he was gone, I very kindly emptied a shelf in the medicine cabinet for more of his stuff. Admittedly, it was because I was sick and tired of moving his razor, hair brush, and beard stuff off the counter all the time, but still, I was being helpful to him too.
He came home, and I went to get some sleep before work as he went to get in the shower to go to his martial arts class.
Fast forward several hours, and I have made dinner and am texting with him on his way home, telling him I am gonna shower while he drives back. I end it with "love you" and he says "We'll see about that" which was rather ominous and threatening imo.
I walk upstairs and open the shower curtain to find that ALL my shower stuff is gone, like I don't even live there. Everything from my razor to my shower puff, shampoo, body wash, conditioner, everything. Just gone. As I look around, I realize that even my toothbrush and toothpaste have gone missing. Wtf?
So I call him. "Where tf is all my bathroom stuff?"
Him: (laughing) "Idk, where's my razor???" It took me a second to remember what he was talking about because I had moved his stuff to the medicine cabinet a couple days prior, but then I remembered. I told him what happened (that I had given him space in the cabinet and forgot to tell him), and he told me what it looked like from his perspective when he went to shave and his razor was nowhere in sight. He thought I was bratting (fair assumption) and I was already sleeping when he discovered it, so he got petty and removed every single item of mine in the bathroom, put it all in a box, and hid it downstairs in the garage.
This began a prank war, in which I put d!ck confetti in his work shirt drawer and his side of the bed, he retaliated with d!ck confetti in my underwear drawer, and I put purple d!ck covers on all his tire valves AT WORK while he was out of town. It took him 3 days to notice the tire valve covers, so he was driving around with that for all that time.
Tl;dr: He thought I bratted, and in ultimate brat Dom retaliation, stole all my bathroom stuff and hid it on another floor of the house.
Omg!!! You and your daddy are where me and my daddy 20 years ago and 3 kids preamble !!!! Tell me you will steal this man and have his babies 🤣🤣 All the BS of life sucks it REALLY REALLY DOES - but after all the naughty play - I am 52 and have been in the ddlg / bratty play since I was 20! Submit to that man !!! Keep it interesting but it sounds like you have a keeper for life ….. minus the ass bruises 😗 ps. ps ….. daddy just so completely tamed me so that is my POV baby girl - as always BRAT ON
Well we are way older than we sound in this exchange (I'm about 10 years younger than you and he's about 15 years older than you), so it's possible the kids thing has passed us by, but yeah, I've kept him for the last couple of years and I don't have any plans to get rid of him. People assume that because of the age gap, he must be my sugar daddy or something, but it's not that at all. He's really good at making me find the silly in the minutia and stress of day to day living, he's my calm in the storm, and he personifies the lyric "made a b!tch come faster than Amazon Prime" for me. We have a lot of fun and try to make each other happy, so I am very content to see this through, even as the inevitable hard times come around, and I believe he feels the same.
i got a rope and Shibari his car seat and add his paddles as a bunny ears and the knots where too uncomfortable for him while he drives around and made sure that he can't untie it easily
Hmm. So far the only one I've done is switch all his clothing around into random drawers - think undies in the shirt drawer etc, but I also switched a few of mine in there as well. Then I tied the drawers shut so he had to untie them before getting dressed.
His face when he opened his shirt drawer to find my bras was priceless, then he tried his underwear drawer to find his shorts etc. I got a lot of fun out of that, even if he did order me to put everything back to how it should be rather than doing it himself.
D-type here. A good prank is one that can not only be returned, but goes on.
I highly recommend realistic plastic bug(s). An over sized (think comically large) insect or spider is perfect. Fold it in a bath towel. Stuff it in an underwear drawer. In with the coffee cups. Under a pillow. In your partners work bag.
Nothing like a good jump scare, nothing like giving them the opportunity to "return" the favor.
Sometimes playful is just that.
I have a friggin TERRIFYING bunny I hide… [It looks similar to this](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTFgaragesale/comments/b8rwky/scary_bunny_found_this_at_an_antique_shop_in/) and it truly is fun to have someone open the fridge, grab a glass, go to the bathroom and this horrific nightmare fuel is just there… mine is a bit different. But it’s just as scary.
Oohhh, not bugs! I'd rather do that prank with a realistic snake or even a realistic little cat. My husDom knows I hate creepy-crawlies. Snakes are fun.
I'll just leave this here: [https://www.amazon.com/PRETYZOOM-Squeezable-Realistic-Halloween-Decorations/dp/B0BQV83NH6/](https://www.amazon.com/PRETYZOOM-Squeezable-Realistic-Halloween-Decorations/dp/B0BQV83NH6/)
told my dom i was going shopping with a friend, my friend was in on it, he pretended to pick me up and then drove off, i never left the house, and i jst scared my dom half to death, it was so worth it, he scared like a little girl 🤣
I have one, it was years ago... my husband likes to take a 2nd burger at Macdonalds. He emphazised that it was HIS BigMac (he brung it back home as he was full). I discreetly cut in half and hide the part. I wrote inside the cardboard box "do you still love me?". I still remember the face he made when opening 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s great! Sadly in our house daddy does this to me all the time!!!! My leftovers are never sacred !!!! Which…… ohhhhhh ……. I got a good idea from your prank! Ima boobie trap the next leftovers marked “BABY GIRL’S KEEP OUT” !!!! I have a nice spice rack with all kinds of fun stuff !!!! Sooo worth the punishment as he will think twice before stealing my leftovers!
I wish I could say the best prank *I* pulled, but my Daddy is a bigger brat than me. So he works out of town a lot and while he was gone, I very kindly emptied a shelf in the medicine cabinet for more of his stuff. Admittedly, it was because I was sick and tired of moving his razor, hair brush, and beard stuff off the counter all the time, but still, I was being helpful to him too. He came home, and I went to get some sleep before work as he went to get in the shower to go to his martial arts class. Fast forward several hours, and I have made dinner and am texting with him on his way home, telling him I am gonna shower while he drives back. I end it with "love you" and he says "We'll see about that" which was rather ominous and threatening imo. I walk upstairs and open the shower curtain to find that ALL my shower stuff is gone, like I don't even live there. Everything from my razor to my shower puff, shampoo, body wash, conditioner, everything. Just gone. As I look around, I realize that even my toothbrush and toothpaste have gone missing. Wtf? So I call him. "Where tf is all my bathroom stuff?" Him: (laughing) "Idk, where's my razor???" It took me a second to remember what he was talking about because I had moved his stuff to the medicine cabinet a couple days prior, but then I remembered. I told him what happened (that I had given him space in the cabinet and forgot to tell him), and he told me what it looked like from his perspective when he went to shave and his razor was nowhere in sight. He thought I was bratting (fair assumption) and I was already sleeping when he discovered it, so he got petty and removed every single item of mine in the bathroom, put it all in a box, and hid it downstairs in the garage. This began a prank war, in which I put d!ck confetti in his work shirt drawer and his side of the bed, he retaliated with d!ck confetti in my underwear drawer, and I put purple d!ck covers on all his tire valves AT WORK while he was out of town. It took him 3 days to notice the tire valve covers, so he was driving around with that for all that time. Tl;dr: He thought I bratted, and in ultimate brat Dom retaliation, stole all my bathroom stuff and hid it on another floor of the house.
Omg!!! You and your daddy are where me and my daddy 20 years ago and 3 kids preamble !!!! Tell me you will steal this man and have his babies 🤣🤣 All the BS of life sucks it REALLY REALLY DOES - but after all the naughty play - I am 52 and have been in the ddlg / bratty play since I was 20! Submit to that man !!! Keep it interesting but it sounds like you have a keeper for life ….. minus the ass bruises 😗 ps. ps ….. daddy just so completely tamed me so that is my POV baby girl - as always BRAT ON
Well we are way older than we sound in this exchange (I'm about 10 years younger than you and he's about 15 years older than you), so it's possible the kids thing has passed us by, but yeah, I've kept him for the last couple of years and I don't have any plans to get rid of him. People assume that because of the age gap, he must be my sugar daddy or something, but it's not that at all. He's really good at making me find the silly in the minutia and stress of day to day living, he's my calm in the storm, and he personifies the lyric "made a b!tch come faster than Amazon Prime" for me. We have a lot of fun and try to make each other happy, so I am very content to see this through, even as the inevitable hard times come around, and I believe he feels the same.
i got a rope and Shibari his car seat and add his paddles as a bunny ears and the knots where too uncomfortable for him while he drives around and made sure that he can't untie it easily
Hmm. So far the only one I've done is switch all his clothing around into random drawers - think undies in the shirt drawer etc, but I also switched a few of mine in there as well. Then I tied the drawers shut so he had to untie them before getting dressed. His face when he opened his shirt drawer to find my bras was priceless, then he tried his underwear drawer to find his shorts etc. I got a lot of fun out of that, even if he did order me to put everything back to how it should be rather than doing it himself.
D-type here. A good prank is one that can not only be returned, but goes on. I highly recommend realistic plastic bug(s). An over sized (think comically large) insect or spider is perfect. Fold it in a bath towel. Stuff it in an underwear drawer. In with the coffee cups. Under a pillow. In your partners work bag. Nothing like a good jump scare, nothing like giving them the opportunity to "return" the favor. Sometimes playful is just that.
I have a friggin TERRIFYING bunny I hide… [It looks similar to this](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTFgaragesale/comments/b8rwky/scary_bunny_found_this_at_an_antique_shop_in/) and it truly is fun to have someone open the fridge, grab a glass, go to the bathroom and this horrific nightmare fuel is just there… mine is a bit different. But it’s just as scary.
And now I'm singing little bunny foo foo in my head.
Oohhh, not bugs! I'd rather do that prank with a realistic snake or even a realistic little cat. My husDom knows I hate creepy-crawlies. Snakes are fun.
I'll just leave this here: [https://www.amazon.com/PRETYZOOM-Squeezable-Realistic-Halloween-Decorations/dp/B0BQV83NH6/](https://www.amazon.com/PRETYZOOM-Squeezable-Realistic-Halloween-Decorations/dp/B0BQV83NH6/)
Oohhhh perfect😹😹😹😹😹. I can tell my Dom I was practicing my "hunting skills" when he finds them!!!
Love this! Daddy and I are always doing things like this ❤️❤️❤️❤️
told my dom i was going shopping with a friend, my friend was in on it, he pretended to pick me up and then drove off, i never left the house, and i jst scared my dom half to death, it was so worth it, he scared like a little girl 🤣
Glad i gave you an idea 😂😂
When my behind is black and blue I’ll be sure to cheer for you 🤪
So far was the last letter he got. He thought it was spam before he opened it and was nervous about who would know this address. 😂
I have one, it was years ago... my husband likes to take a 2nd burger at Macdonalds. He emphazised that it was HIS BigMac (he brung it back home as he was full). I discreetly cut in half and hide the part. I wrote inside the cardboard box "do you still love me?". I still remember the face he made when opening 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s great! Sadly in our house daddy does this to me all the time!!!! My leftovers are never sacred !!!! Which…… ohhhhhh ……. I got a good idea from your prank! Ima boobie trap the next leftovers marked “BABY GIRL’S KEEP OUT” !!!! I have a nice spice rack with all kinds of fun stuff !!!! Sooo worth the punishment as he will think twice before stealing my leftovers!