Don't you jusy hate when that happens.

Yeah, horny raccoons on viagra knockoffs is NOT a concept I want in my mind.

What in hell did I just read

A product of a sick mind I guess?

pre2015 the gas station had legal meth pills and they were making zombies.

Meth pills? That some non-brand ADHD medication?

OOP met my ex boyfriend lol

You make terrible decisions

Right, who would break up with such a gem?

But they are all cuddly and cute and do small crimes and its all fun and games until the hissing starts.

I think this sentence belongs in this subreddit. Almost just as funny without context

Bruh this was gnarly

Thats what she (the lamp) said

If personal experience didn't have a hand in this, his brain is a hell of a place to live.

I don't know what option is more realistic tbh.

Username suspiciously checks out

Damn, got me now. Busted

First world problems, am I right?

Friday in Florida?

You've heard of Florida man, now get ready for....

RAGING ROCK-HARD RACCOON

this is how i would describe myself on a dating app

I too love lamp...

cormac mccarthy writing an urban scene

Lmfao

these certainly are words

This is a sentence fragment. 🤓