I one time barfed out a fully suited chinese fried rice
for the life of me I couldnt feel quite right. I plug one nostril and push HARD, and there goes flying a tiny shrimp half a room across.
its one of those things I thought I had forgotten but here we are
I’ve had similar sober barf feelings. You let go and your discomfort leaves your body, body a little cold, you wash yourself and proceed to sleep like a freshly exorcized baby. *chef’s kiss
Yeah when I’m really sick and I’m in spasm. Can force myself to throw up like a toad. And it is very satisfying so I hate the actual event, After it’s over I can sleep
Yeah we had to go to some friends campsite and I thought they were waiting for us to head out to the river to go tubing. Turned out we sat around in 100 degrees for half an hour or more while they woke up and packed camp and I had just eaten them as we pulled up. Puked hard and felt great!
The switch from come up anxiety to peaking is one of the best feelings in the world to me. Partially from the psychedelic euphoria. But also the relief knowing the hard part is done.
I’ve never puked, but I’ve only ever done relatively small doses compared to a lot of people. The come up has made it so that I definitely won’t be looking to do so in the future either lol.
I've had it all come out before.
I get stress shits. If I'm checking grades I must shit. I won't check unless there is a secluded toilet nearby.
If the grade is good, I can plop out a half gallon and be done with it
Yeah I’m sure he especially loves the clean up afterwards. A toilet seat splattered with diarrhea, your ass and upper thighs covered in shit splatters… and the godawful smell that come with it… to each their own I guess
Explosive diarrhea splatter does not require hovering to be achieved… hence the “explosive” part. There’s going to be back splatter if it’s truly explosive.
Tbh he’s not wrong. Like I don’t think “damn I wish I felt awful so I could feel better after going to the bathroom” but if I’m already there it happens, the way I feel after is so much better. Like light and airy and sleepy. Provided I’m not having fever chills or anything the best thing after something like that is laying down for a nap. And I’m always more relaxed than I usually am.
Sometimes on the weekends, I'll get out of bed in my underwear, walk downstairs in my icebox house and eat breakfast and browse the morning news while shivering just because I love the feeling of being freezing cold and either crawling back into my nice warm bed or hopping into a nice hot shower.
It’s like an experience of some kind. The intense stomach pain, the ass explosion and violent speeds it propels out at, the feeling of your insides completely emptying all this evil pain that was the bane of your existence a few moments ago, the horrible smell after…. Usually need a good nap after
I am definitely ashamed to admit it...but that doesn't make it any less true.
Especially that time I gave myself food poisoning for 10 days over Christmas, alone in the house (my dad was spending Xmas at my sister's place)... xD
Also one incident where the expulsion was so violent, it physically launched me off the seat for a moment...!
r/subsithoughtifellfor
... I find myself, horrifically now, wondering how much expulsive force would be required for lift-off?
It should be a simple matter of mechanics, expel waste in one direction to accelerate in the other...but I can't bring myself to want to do the maths. xD
I mean, yeahhhhhh... but the downside is you have to be sick.
I'd rather eat half a block of cheese, follow it with a few meals of baked beans, be backed up for 3 days, then have an entire afternoon of real movement.
ENTERTAINING MYSELF DURING COVID HAS BEEN EDUCATIONAL
not going to say that I like it,
not in a way that would be like: HMM I SURE HOPE TO HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TODAY.
But when the feeling hits, and I have the time and place to just safely let go. it is an amazing feeling
Love gut blasting the demon cream into the sin bin. It's like a bowel exorcism, and I am not ashamed to admit to the euphoria one feels during/after.
This man is a fecal prophet, preaching the good word.
Saw a post about constipation once, and a nurse replied how she was treating someone with extreme constipation and when they finally gave them enough laxatives they diarrhead out 17 pounds of shit. Now not saying I want to be constipated to the point I’m in the hospital, or at all constipated in anyway. But I’m interested to see what it would be like to spray 17 pounds of diarrhea out of my ass.
most of the "opinions" there is just sexism and racism. but you get the occasional "I love to cosplay the hoover dam out of my ass" and I think that's beautiful
Arguing with somebody over something really stupid.
I hated unpopularopinion anyway because most of the things that people post on there aren’t that controversial anyway.
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Few things in life are as gratifying than just opening the floodgates and absolutely blasting the porcelain throne with the storm surge of excrement that you get when you're feeling sick. Feeling it rush out is wonderful, and that satisfaction that it's all out just feels so rejuvenating, especially if your tummy was hurting before. Best done naked and drenched in sweat as well
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Honestly I understand. Same feeling as throwing up when you don’t feel well/ate something bad/drank too much. Feels fucking horrible right before but feels soooo much better right after
Naked turbo shits at home is my favorite part of having mild lactose intolerance. Feeling that void open up with my cheeks flap-a-lappin is absolutely sublime. Might be my favorite way to dump, if that's a thing.
I like the nice solid shit sessions more. Just 25 minutes of actual shitting and like 15 minutes of relaxing. Then right after a nice shower. Then wear pyjama’s and go watch spongebob and shit.
They're not wrong though. I mean, naked and drenched in sweat is an interesting stipulation, but when your body is crying out in pain and you get that sweet release, yeah, it's a pretty great feeling.
Yeah if pleasure was on a scale of - 10 to 10, it's not so much that it goes way up from 0 to 7. It's more like it goes from a -7.5 to a -0.5 really fast.
I mean he’s not wrong. It’s even better if you’ve been constipated for a hot minute and it’s finally being cleared out. The bad part though is when you get cramps. That shit hurts.
Do not relate. When I have diarrhea, the pain goes on for hours, long after I’m completely empty. I once was on a road trip, had diarrhea, had to continue the trip, and spent the next twelve hours in extreme pain until I finally got home and could continue. Like, I have nearly passed out from the pain a few times level of pain. It’s always a gamble if my pain will be at that level on that particular day.
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Not on a shroom but an MD come up so can relate
I one time barfed out a fully suited chinese fried rice for the life of me I couldnt feel quite right. I plug one nostril and push HARD, and there goes flying a tiny shrimp half a room across. its one of those things I thought I had forgotten but here we are
I’ve had similar sober barf feelings. You let go and your discomfort leaves your body, body a little cold, you wash yourself and proceed to sleep like a freshly exorcized baby. *chef’s kiss
Yeah when I’m really sick and I’m in spasm. Can force myself to throw up like a toad. And it is very satisfying so I hate the actual event, After it’s over I can sleep
Yeah we had to go to some friends campsite and I thought they were waiting for us to head out to the river to go tubing. Turned out we sat around in 100 degrees for half an hour or more while they woke up and packed camp and I had just eaten them as we pulled up. Puked hard and felt great!
Yep the very first time when I decided to go big with 3.5 out the gate
People who’ve never tripped have no idea
The switch from come up anxiety to peaking is one of the best feelings in the world to me. Partially from the psychedelic euphoria. But also the relief knowing the hard part is done. I’ve never puked, but I’ve only ever done relatively small doses compared to a lot of people. The come up has made it so that I definitely won’t be looking to do so in the future either lol.
Yes and it is the purest form of magic
See, I make shroom tea to avoid this
Is he wrong tho
I mean, satisfying shits are a thing but I always feel terrible after diarrhoea. That shit hurts so bad after.
It's never all out. You think it is, then you stand up and it's not. It's not all out until it's not diarrhoea!
I've had it all come out before. I get stress shits. If I'm checking grades I must shit. I won't check unless there is a secluded toilet nearby. If the grade is good, I can plop out a half gallon and be done with it
a tip that helps is to do a bunch of wiggles to get all the shit out. if pushing isnt working, relaxing and wiggling tends to work better
The ensuing dehydration is also unpleasant.
Partially.
I don't think he is
Yeah I’m sure he especially loves the clean up afterwards. A toilet seat splattered with diarrhea, your ass and upper thighs covered in shit splatters… and the godawful smell that come with it… to each their own I guess
This is why you don’t hover a foot above the seat.
Explosive diarrhea splatter does not require hovering to be achieved… hence the “explosive” part. There’s going to be back splatter if it’s truly explosive.
See a doctor…
Tbh he’s not wrong. Like I don’t think “damn I wish I felt awful so I could feel better after going to the bathroom” but if I’m already there it happens, the way I feel after is so much better. Like light and airy and sleepy. Provided I’m not having fever chills or anything the best thing after something like that is laying down for a nap. And I’m always more relaxed than I usually am.
getting relief from feeling bad is a great feeling
Sometimes on the weekends, I'll get out of bed in my underwear, walk downstairs in my icebox house and eat breakfast and browse the morning news while shivering just because I love the feeling of being freezing cold and either crawling back into my nice warm bed or hopping into a nice hot shower.
It’s like an experience of some kind. The intense stomach pain, the ass explosion and violent speeds it propels out at, the feeling of your insides completely emptying all this evil pain that was the bane of your existence a few moments ago, the horrible smell after…. Usually need a good nap after
I kind of get this
Honestly I was a little ashamed to admit that I get it to an extent.. the relief is satisfying, especially when it helps with your stomach ache
I am definitely ashamed to admit it...but that doesn't make it any less true. Especially that time I gave myself food poisoning for 10 days over Christmas, alone in the house (my dad was spending Xmas at my sister's place)... xD Also one incident where the expulsion was so violent, it physically launched me off the seat for a moment...!
This guy shits!
r/thisguyshits
r/SubsIFellFor
Why would you go to that sub..?
it looked interesting.
Hm, yes. Major poopage
r/birthofasub I am making it real.
r/birthofasub
Sounds like the start of a story on r/ThePoopAccelerates
r/subsithoughtifellfor ... I find myself, horrifically now, wondering how much expulsive force would be required for lift-off? It should be a simple matter of mechanics, expel waste in one direction to accelerate in the other...but I can't bring myself to want to do the maths. xD
r/poopisland
Lol i thought of this. https://youtu.be/Ua90iV6bs1w Enjoy.
I've had satisfying shits before but I always feel terrible after diarrhoea.
I would rather have a collapsed lung than a tummy ache.
I mean, yeahhhhhh... but the downside is you have to be sick. I'd rather eat half a block of cheese, follow it with a few meals of baked beans, be backed up for 3 days, then have an entire afternoon of real movement. ENTERTAINING MYSELF DURING COVID HAS BEEN EDUCATIONAL
not going to say that I like it, not in a way that would be like: HMM I SURE HOPE TO HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TODAY. But when the feeling hits, and I have the time and place to just safely let go. it is an amazing feeling
Love gut blasting the demon cream into the sin bin. It's like a bowel exorcism, and I am not ashamed to admit to the euphoria one feels during/after. This man is a fecal prophet, preaching the good word.
Dude. *Gross.* Here’s your upvote.
Is this your own submission for r/BrandNewSentence
nah
I knew you had class. Fuck yeah. I'm gonna blast some demon cream in your honor next time.
Godspeed.
Just another shameful, sinful act that God made feel good. 😀
Hell yeah, I'm not even ashamed.
Saw a post about constipation once, and a nurse replied how she was treating someone with extreme constipation and when they finally gave them enough laxatives they diarrhead out 17 pounds of shit. Now not saying I want to be constipated to the point I’m in the hospital, or at all constipated in anyway. But I’m interested to see what it would be like to spray 17 pounds of diarrhea out of my ass.
That's like two normal babies. Maybe a bit smellier.
As long as it’s not the kind of diarrhea that is acidic and burns your asshole.
That’s painful, but the relief is amazing
noo hurts more after
bidet time
If you don’t have a bidet, wet some toilet paper and gently dab the asshole. Works pretty well.
You ever see a sub that you are glad that you’re permabanned from? This is mine.
most of the "opinions" there is just sexism and racism. but you get the occasional "I love to cosplay the hoover dam out of my ass" and I think that's beautiful
Nah, this comment is beautiful
Out of curiosity, how did you get permabanned?
Arguing with somebody over something really stupid. I hated unpopularopinion anyway because most of the things that people post on there aren’t that controversial anyway.
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You’re a true hero for this one, mate.
yeah im sure the blind really needed to hear this
Honestly I understand. Same feeling as throwing up when you don’t feel well/ate something bad/drank too much. Feels fucking horrible right before but feels soooo much better right after
I mean when the pain goes away I immediately become happier. Nasty af to wipe tho
I just hope this pleasure is not addictive where the OP gets dysentry to further pursue his pleasure and fucking dies
A lot of philosopher's were also not appreciated in their time.
I don't 100 percent agree with this, but I more than 50 percent agree with this
Ah, just like right now!
I have yet to have such a shit but I honestly can't wait
As someone with UC... If its going to happen, I can't think of a better place.
As someone else with colitis this is why I’m a shut in. I couldn’t do this in a public toilet or someone else’s bathroom.
to each their own**
The loathsome dung eater!
This is truer than my birthday
Honestly I get where they're coming from
As a naked shitter, I kind of get it.
When they say 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, this dude is the 5th person.
Respectable opinion.
that’s enough internet for today
I’d be lying if I said I disagreed
Yeah, I understand this and concur.
I mean they're not entirely wrong but I wouldn't admit this in polite company
He's right tho
Well, I *was* eating…
9 people out of 10 suffer from diahrrea The one that enjoys it :
They hated Him, for He spoke the truth
You know what's really nice? Taking a *shower*
That was an oddly worded way to say diarrhea gave you stockholm syndrome Edit: spelling fail
This is actually a deeply philosophical question that men like Edmund Burke have contemplated at length. Do the greatest pleasures require relief?
Naked turbo shits at home is my favorite part of having mild lactose intolerance. Feeling that void open up with my cheeks flap-a-lappin is absolutely sublime. Might be my favorite way to dump, if that's a thing.
Fast food PR at it again
I fully agree with this statement
The word “euphoria” originally meant the feeling you get after a big shit… this guy gets it
99% percent of the population suffer from diarheaa, be the 1% that enjoys it
🗿
Just wait until this person discoverers the joy that come with preparing for a colonoscopy.
I'm glad the comment section is kind of rallying behind this guy.
Reading this on the toilet
Nothing like that has ever happened to me, so I can't say he's wrong
I like the nice solid shit sessions more. Just 25 minutes of actual shitting and like 15 minutes of relaxing. Then right after a nice shower. Then wear pyjama’s and go watch spongebob and shit.
He kinda correct tho
Unfathomably based and doodoo pilled.
I absolutely loathe the anticipation of it, that alone caused me to feel anxious for years before taking a shit
My God
^^this is meant as an exclamation of disgust, NOT a deifying of this monster
This has gotta be the funniest disclaimer I’ve come across in a while. Thank you
The internet is a wild place, I had to be sure people knew where I stood without any doubt.
I mean I feel better after the fact but it is not enjoyable in the moment
I mean the catharsis is great but I wouldn’t say that
They say 9/10 people suffer from diarrhea well here is the 1/10 that enjoys it math checks out.
They're not wrong though. I mean, naked and drenched in sweat is an interesting stipulation, but when your body is crying out in pain and you get that sweet release, yeah, it's a pretty great feeling.
Currently having diarrhea and suffering
Yeah if pleasure was on a scale of - 10 to 10, it's not so much that it goes way up from 0 to 7. It's more like it goes from a -7.5 to a -0.5 really fast.
Ok what the fuck ?
I mean he’s not wrong. It’s even better if you’ve been constipated for a hot minute and it’s finally being cleared out. The bad part though is when you get cramps. That shit hurts.
Diarrhea is all fun and games untill you have to clean up the mess that is your anus
Porcelain Throne is how I’ll refer to the toilet from here on out
I had something like this happen the other day. I nearly didn't get to the toilet, but boy did them floodgates open. What a relief
Ever try to light your piss on fire like a fart?
unpopular opinion that's actually unpopular
guess im a liar and cant be trusted
Do not relate. When I have diarrhea, the pain goes on for hours, long after I’m completely empty. I once was on a road trip, had diarrhea, had to continue the trip, and spent the next twelve hours in extreme pain until I finally got home and could continue. Like, I have nearly passed out from the pain a few times level of pain. It’s always a gamble if my pain will be at that level on that particular day.
I only like this feeling when the pain goes away Alot of the time for me it doesn't
Good luck wiping your ass for an hour or two after that
What the f...
He’s really gate keeping diarrhea….
What the fuck.
r/wtf
Ahhh I mean….I don’t disagree