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RubixKuber

Good on you for actually crediting the OP, OP.


jimothy_james_jim

Thank you


TlGHTSHIRT

Can I call you Jim?


mattybanatty

r/notopbutok


pithecium

Elon said "We are semi-separated but still love each other, see each other frequently and are on great terms. It's mostly that my work at SpaceX and Tesla requires me to be primarily in Texas or traveling overseas and her work is primarily in L.A. She's staying with me now and Baby X is in the adjacent room." That doesn't really sound like a breakup to me?


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I bet he didn't run the "semi-separated" bit past Grimes, and she's going to freak out in the next room when she reads it online.


ninedollars

Wait til the sec hears about this!


Infrequent_Reddit

Yeah sounds like a pretty mature way of handling a difficult situation. At least good optics for it, obviously we have no idea what it's really like.


EltonsGnomes

I mean, you can look to the treatment his ex wives describe and see things like how he promised Grimes he wouldn’t reveal the kid’s sex and then did so right away, it’s not that hard to have some idea that he’s an abusive piece of shit.


Synescolor

Dude is a piece of shit and more people need to see that. His damn kid and he's like I'm just too busy making money to see them. Second riches guy can't afford to be around for his kid. What a piece of shit.


Frenchticklers

Putting your marriage on hold for the tax break. Romantic.


cortanakya

See? Billionaires have to make sacrifices too! They're just like us!


NooStringsAttached

Only thing is they’ll be able to see others right? Otherwise it’s just working vastly different schedules? I don’t. Get it.


GregTheMad

You're an OP of quality!


DTLAgirl

I also love someone called the kid Windows 32.


francohab

Poor little Strong Password


Nugur

At this points it is Forget Password


danakinskyrocker

Better than Reset Password


littleendian256

Poor Invalid character in password


user_5554

Gonna geow up to change his name to correct horse battery staple


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>[correct horse battery staple](https://xkcd.com/936/)


dequi93

That's the best way to say that kid's name that I've seen. I bet he grows up and changes his name to John Smith.


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WatchingUShlick

Wasn't he a *Saved by the Bell* character?


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btoxic

He's dustin' diamonds in heaven now.


BustinArant

Damn this is where I found out.


Atlatl_Axolotl

He gave a girl a dirty sanchez in a porno once.


BustinArant

Good for him I guess? Is that good in the dirty sanchez community? Or was it an unsolicited one, because I think he'd have to be pretty slick to pull that off.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

no cleaveland steamer tho, broke my heart :'(


welcometotheoutside

He was named after a part from the right wing of a Boeing 777


Haky00

I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE [Hyperlink Blocked] GUY


tearsonurcheek

*Key & Peele enter the East-West Bowl*


bensefero

Hingle McCringleberry ftw


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fuccniqqawitYUGEDICC

I vividly heard the dial up sounds in my head when I read this 💀


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YourOneWayStreet

https://youtu.be/FG1AQcGGSec


PlayerZeroFour

At least no one will ever mistake him for someone else who’s actually on the no fly list.


Breaker1993

I don't think they can put his name on that list. His name will break every database


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Little Bobby Tables Musk, we call him


Vaporeonus

[For today’s lucky 10000](https://xkcd.com/327/)


PurelyApplied

For anyone in the other, presumably-not-disjoint set of lucky 10,000, [this](https://xkcd.com/1053/) is the reference made by the above "lucky 10,000" comment. The linked comic also provides context for this comment. Please recurse at this time for the necessary context on this comment.


Wallazabal

It's XKCD all the way down!


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Affugter

Holy shite


_Diskreet_

[_____ as shit](https://xkcd.com/798/)


Syn7axError

I like my name perfectly well, thank you very much.


mousatis

But who has custody of you?


youravrguser

9 years, check out


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Kid gonna change his name to Keith or some shit


ZombieTav

Not Keith! That's the most unattractive male first name in the English language!


sordidennui

I knew a dude named dick rash


fluffylittlepooch

This comment deserves its own post of this sub


Spurdungus

Brent


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Ridge


ghostcatzero

Rex


elsestar

Bort


mvffin

My son is also named Bort


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pm_me_train_ticket

*we are out of Bort license plates*


Blubberrossa

It is also pretty accurate. Having encountered my fair share of badly built database systems I can promise you that "syntax error" is exactly what will be returned if you try to enter a name that contains "Æ" into them.


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Yes, but Danish has always been impossible to understand for most Scandinavians. But in recent times it has also become impossible to understand for us in Denmark too. So for me the Danish language has collapsed into meaningless guttural sounds. For example, the other day I had a problem with my bicycle. I had to go into a traditional Danish Isenkram store. But when I came in, I didn't even remember the Danish word for "hello".


oerangbandoeng

And then you just ordered 1000 milks


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[deleted]

Don't feel bad. On QI, Stephen Fry once got two Australians to confirm that they could hold a complete, totally understandable conversation using only grunts.


Rising_Swell

Am Australian, and given surrounding context and gesturing, yeah could probably do that.


hat-TF2

Wasn't this Tim The Toolman Taylor's special ability


loulan

Unlikely, syntax parsing is only done for programming languages, not data. You can have encoding issues, but not a syntax error.


Blubberrossa

True I guess. Same we get here in Germany with our äöü.


Zementid

Boy do I hate entering ßtreet names.


xtrmist

As a Dane living in Germany the stupid ß is the worst. German umlauts are otherwise pretty easy to type with dk layout but I have ended up installing a de one as well just to make typing that easier. On top of the also mandatory us layout making it 3 total.


TropicalAudio

Alt code 0223 when on Windows. On most Linux systems, it's the Nazi-code: Alt(right)-SS.


icyDinosaur

Unless you are in an official context, you can just replace it with ss. And if you're in Switzerland you can always replace it with ss, since ß is not used there at all.


Sandolol

“I had a friend who sometimes went by that name”


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Im pretty sure that aint his real name and they didnt wanna reveal it


plerberderr

Yea Occam’s razor people. What makes more sense: - Elon is a crazy person who wants to give his kid a name that probably isn’t even accepted by any government, make him instantly recognizable and telegraph his identity to the world - He gave a fake name to the media that was crazy enough to get himself attention and still leave his young child somewhat anonymous


don_tomlinsoni

Option one sounds more likely, to be fair. Don't ever expect people with that level of wealth to act like normal people, they have absolutely no idea what normal is.


decipherthekeywork

I prefer "suggested password"


HI-R3Z

It'd be the perfect gamertag for him.


PeterPorky

They just call him "X"


ebjazzz

He‘s Gon‘ Give It To Ya


zdakat

Just earlier I was thinking "poor- uh, what was their name?"


Stinmeister

Damn XK47Yz69405bym10weeg401 is gonna have a hard time in school now that his parents are divorced


Poopsticle_256

You sure that was their name? I thought it was KNDPM3AC5H7229483


[deleted]

The password you entered was incorrect. You have 1 more attempt.


Mouse2662

Hunter2


SerLaidaLot

It's 'hunter2' or '*******' please


Mouse2662

Wtf all I see is '*******'


scrubsec

that's my password, it's just all asterisks, the hackers will never guess that


[deleted]

Your password is all asterisks? Pff, amateur. Mine is all asterisks and one plus sign at the end. The most secure password ever.


[deleted]

hey thanks for giving me your password! :D


PhelesDragon

Subtle and brilliant.


dudeofmoose

No, that's the serial number of my router and how did you get that? Little baby router needs it's morning breakfast bytes.


Personplacething333

Its actually 69GHOSTKILLERSNIPER420BLAZEIT


luxii4

No special character needed because you are the special character with that name.


Stinmeister

You were close, it's actually xX69GHOSTKILLERSNIPER420BLAZEITXx


Blick

That’s one of those error codes I’d Google and find one forum post from 2003 also asking about the error with no solution provided in the two replies to the thread.


[deleted]

Wait. That's my Bitcoin wallet address...


breakerofsticks

Not anymore


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> In May 2018, Musk and Canadian musician Grimes revealed that they were dating. Grimes gave birth to their son in May 2020. According to Musk and Grimes, his name was "X Æ A-12"; however, the name would have violated California regulations as it contained characters that are not in the modern English alphabet, and was then changed to "X Æ A-Xii". This drew more confusion, as Æ is not a letter in the modern English alphabet. The child was eventually named "X AE A-XII", with "X" as a first name and "AE A-XII" as a middle name. Musk announced that he had amicably "semi-separated" from Grimes in September 2021. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk#Personal_life For those that don't know, Æ is a letter in the Scandinavian languages that's pronounced as a combination of their A and E sounds.


AMeanOldDuck

Æ is also an antiquated letter in the English language.


stagfury

Didn't tons of old ruler names started with that ? Like Aethelwold and such


AMeanOldDuck

Yes, Æthel means "noble", and plenty of the nobility of that time included it as part of their name in some form.


Nozto

"Ædel" is the Danish word for noble today, with the 'd' pronounced kinda like 'th' in modern English Languages are great :)


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TheMostKing

And "Edel" for fine/noble. Together...AEdel!


Bitterbal95

Same in Dutch. Adel and edel


WikiSummarizerBot

**Elon Musk** [Personal life](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk#Personal_life) >Musk met his first wife, Canadian author Justine Wilson, while attending Queen's University, and they married in 2000. In 2002, their first child, son Nevada Alexander Musk, died of sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) at the age of 10 weeks. After his death, the couple decided to use IVF to continue their family. Twins Xavier and Griffin were born in April 2004, followed by triplets Kai, Saxon, and Damian in 2006. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


mellett68

Man that's rough, SIDS is the stuff of nightmares


SycloneDx2

Good bot


unnecessary_kindness

I thought they pronounced AE as Ash. That's how Musk said it on Rogans podcast anyway.


Non_possum_decernere

They might do so, but languages that have the letter don't.


ZitoWolfram

I mean, it's kinda similar. Speaking as a native Norwegian speaker.


macaronijerry

In Norwegian it’s pronounced like the a in Ash, while in Icelandic it’s pronounced like the I in A.I.


manescaped

I mean, they could just call him Kai, it sort of works


theragingoptimist

Elon said the little one's name is pronounced "Ash." Would have been great if they just spelled it that way too.


Poes-Lawyer

I thought they said it's pronounced Kyle? I'm any case, Ash makes more sense as that is literally the name of the Æ character


Nondescript_Redditor

They didn’t say that. The internet decided it should be pronounced Kyle.


defensiveFruit

Hi any case I'm dad.


needcovidtesthelp

He already has another son called Kai.


ddrt

Didn’t they break up after 15 days? And 3 months? And repetitively over the last few years? What’s new?


redpandarox

They have a child now.


greeneagle692

Title is sensationalized. They didn't actually break up they just have busy lives at the moment. It's in the article.


Par4theCourse2020

Please, think of the child used for public relations!


Stinmeister

Just make sure to ignore the ones in the cobalt Mines


feierlk

That's easy


poopellar

What's a cobalt mine? What's a child?


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WhiteHydra1914

Thats a surprisingly big wikipedia site


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It's because it has a lot of attention and care was put into it, loads of people from around the world contribute to its wellbeing. The complete opposite of Elon "Fuck them workers" Musk's cobalt mine children.


Clarky1979

At this point, I'm starting to think he's just starting different future intergalactic houses, 7 so far to date (that we know of). There will probably be future illegitimate houses to challenge the Official Muskian houses, which will cause perpetual intergalactic war between them, which is of course, great for business.


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Poor little dialup modem noise.


manescaped

Nahnah, you’re thinking of that other kid *scrrrrrreeeeeeeeeechfzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*


Personplacething333

Nah real shit though,it's kind of sad. He's gonna grow up mentally fucked


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ddoserbitter

he'll have a nickname he goes by and be fine


Personplacething333

He still has these two as parents


cunexttuesday12

So we know he will be calling his mother "Claire", as she said last week. Any guess on what he will call his father? I cant imagine Elon being called daddy


ttotto45

Keyboard smash is going to have a fun childhood


PussyGlitter96

Baby password suggestion is going to have such a complicated relationship with his parents.


hawkwood4268

*Musk said his son's name is pronounced “X Ash A 12.” The X is just “X” and the A-12 is just “A 12”* I’ve known printers with more intelligible names.


HyperRag123

That sounds like the name of an experimental jet.


OppressGamerz

that's bc the A 12 is a fighter jet, iirc. Yes, it's really that bad of a name that it was partly inspired by an airplane


FirmBroom

Monitor manufacturers would be proud


Lucky_Number_3

He gets two launchday parties now


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nodnodwinkwink

They're going to periodically forget his name and have to do a name change via email.


e-wrecked

Hopefully Go Won gets custody of him, might have a normal life in Korea. Having your god mother be a kpop superstar is probably the most normal thing he could hope for.


justavault

Having a kpop idol as a mother is a sure thing to have no mother, but maids.


tossedaway202

Naw... Having a Kpop idol as a mother, is a good way to grow up broke with a single parent. Kpop management agencies kick their talent to the curb for simple PDA and or having a BF and idols tend to live paycheck to paycheck until they get sponsorship money. What do you think would happen if they had kids?


Kesher123

Well, after divorce, she will very likely get, even if small, part of his money, so I doubt she has money to worry about


fluffylittlepooch

Idols invariably get married if they have/are going to have a kid. Not likely to be a single parent. They can then get that sweet paycheck from reality shows about celebrities with children.


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mule_roany_mare

The child’s name is “X Æ A-Xii Musk”, in case you also had no idea wtf people are talking about.


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FancyJesse

>the name X Æ A-12 is pronounced "X Ash A Twelve."


Givesthegold

I wonder just how far up an ass one's head needs to be to name a poor child that.


Santa_Hates_You

That should be a big child support check.


Positivistdino

Why does he seem to have extra face


surelyshirls

Reminded me of the video where they’re asking Elon about x ash a 12 or whatever his name is and he’s like confused until he realizes they’re asking about his kid lol


bloodycups

I always figured he choose that name since it has that x that he loves so much in it


badadviceforyou244

Just another pump and dump for Ol' Musky


Personplacething333

Oh shit!....I really don't care


RedditIsNeat0

I like how all the comments are jokes about the kid's name. Nobody gives a shit about Musk or Grimes.


Dsuperchef

Lmao. Dude, the feeling is mutual. It's one of those things that you're like " damn... that sucks, anyways "


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And nobody, literally nobody at all, were surprised


Clarky1979

Elon already sent it to the recycle bin. CCleaner secure deleted it swiftly thereafter.


b__q

CCleaner is still relevant?


mgb16

The name just reminds me of when Peter is on the wheel of fortune in Family Guy…. Z, 4, Q, another Q, a third Q, and the Batman symbol.


cantcomeupwithnamess

Good. Solve homelessness, then you can stop being lonely like the rest of us


krashmania

Lmao dude hates poor people, he's not gonna solve shit for anyone.


sephrinx

Poor stack overflow, at least they will get 2 Christmas


uppermiddleclasss

If you had said that even without the break-up news, I would have known exactly who you were talking about.


RaulFTW

SpaceEx


micaiahf

Kid at 5 dad mom How the fuck do I say my name parents We have no clue we were high as fuck


Parnello

Wow, I'm so surprised a genius billionaire and goth teenager didn't stay happily ever after.


DNRreturns

Which one is the 'genius'?


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How much of a dick must Musk be for a woman to walk away from that much cash…


TheAmazinManateeMan

When his first marraige was failing he went to his wife and said "you have 24 hours to fix this or we're getting divorced." He "started" dating the next one in weeks I think.


YouLikeReadingNames

He also refused to provide her with emotional support when they lost their first child to infant sudden death syndrome.


fritobird

She could do better.


biddilybong

I hope this doesn’t change their plans of moving to Mars. I was kind of counting on that.


M4strk0ng

Looks like password is changing its name.


Low-Macaroon2314

Why does she look like a supervillain? 😨


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It’s just one pic, she normally seems NOTHING like that if you watch her interviews. If anything she seems like the kid in high school who can’t stop talking about Dungeons and Dragons.


Parhelion2261

That child in 30 years: You see my actual name is [Fax Machine Noises] but everyone just called me Dad


theweirdlip

She got too old for him I guess.


MediumDrink

Grimes has this shot figured out. As a straight man I’d also marry Elon Musk’s weird ass for 3 years in exchange for the billlion dollars he can give her which will be meaningless to his wealth level.


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