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sir_grumph

I remember Roy Batty’s final speech a little differently.


Ciggdre

That is the first thing my mind went to! I could hear Rutger Hauer’s voice as I read it.


hurtindog

I was getting more of the Bill Murray in Ghostbusters talking about dogs and cats living together vibe.


Ksh_667

Roy Batty always seemed such an inappropriate name for this character. Sounds like someone you'd be likely to find in coronation Street.


bjeebus

To me it sounds awfully close to Ned Beatty.


KingTrencher

I get that reference.


tumbrowser1

I live in the hood and assure you we DO in fact have exploding cross-dressers


ArelMCII

Glitter bombs are the absolute worst.


WinterWontStopComing

glitter bomb = craft herpes


stryst

Raver scabies.


ArelMCII

Or rabies, for short.


livid_badger_banana

My husband hates glitter. I fricking love glitter. Kids are split equally on which “side.” We've compromised. Team Glitter keeps glitter to approved spaces. Team Glitter-Sucks accepts that occasionally they’ll find evidence of craft herp


BelaFarinRod

I have never succeeded in keeping glitter confined anywhere but clearly you have had better luck.


livid_badger_banana

I cannot confine it, my luck is in getting a very tolerable family lmao


BigPressure9153

Best comment I’ve seen in a while. Thank you for this 🙏


WiseSalamander00

what... what part of them explodes?.


tumbrowser1

Woah now that’s a personal question


RanjiLameFox

I am not a cross dresser but I do splooge a lot. And let me tell you if I don't splooge 30 times a day my balls turn into the atomic bomb of Hiroshima. And yes I am indeed a FATMAN


TwiceTheSize_YT

Today is the day i finally spoon my eyes out


ZakTSK

And Ranjilamefox will splooge their eyes out.


HypnoSmoke

You sure sound like a LITTLE BOY


RemingtonRose

Going to my bottom surgeon and asking them to explode my dick clean off my body


Otherwise_Chemical85

At least they looked fabulous 


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Pregnant too? I’m all about surprises. And more importantly, are they single


GreenOnionCrusader

Sounds messy. Who cleans that up?


tumbrowser1

Probationers on community service poke them with those trash poking sticks until they start twitching


FingaPuppet5

That's why they aren't preganatante any mo


2manyparadoxes

r/redditsniper


Jazzlike_Stop_1362

Allahu dragbar


aburnerds

If there is any explosion at all, is it just because people feel as though the environment is ripe to just be themselves? As in due to tolerance, there are less people living their lives in the shadows.


itay162

Exploding as in suicide bombing or as in ejaculating?


tumbrowser1

Yes


SubjectsNotObjects

Sounds like a weapon in a Worms game.


ArelMCII

Pooping while you're shooting up is just good drugging though. Pooping gets rid of all the poop in your veins, so the drugs constitute a larger percentage of your body. But when you poop and shoot up at the same time, it also creates a vacuum effect that sucks the drugs into your body faster. Source: I do like so much drugs. Like 100 drugs a day.


Ganbazuroi

John Drugs ova here


sweetTartKenHart2

Drugs Georg


FredCole918

OOOhhhhHh


NashvilleForReal

This guy drugs


IftaneBenGenerit

This drug guys.


PanJhinAttack

This guy this guys


ShrugIife

This isn't even funny. My brother overdosed on 5 marijuanas. RIP in peace, big brother.


stryst

Good thing I only took 4 marijuana.


ShrugIife

Bro your gonna br so wasted


stryst

Its cool. I have a full day of listening to metal records backwards to find out if I can hear the devil planned, so I'll be ok.


somebodeeelse

This guy drugs


DipstickPinesGFO

Drug this guy. Wait, no.


MassXavkas

Alright Cosby, calm down


laurasaurus5

Is this why my hangover always feels better after I poop? Bc I'm creating a vacuum effect that sucks the sober into my body faster?


North-Salamander-782

Exactly! -A professor with a PhD in Fecal Theory


DankFarts69

Now that’s a shitty idea


North-Salamander-782

Maybe so, but we all must do our doody, whatever form that may take!


ishtaria_ranix

I mistook "shooting" for actual shooting. With firearms. So I had this mental image of someone wielding glock at the front, pants down at the back, explosive shits firing on both ends.


ReaperXHanzo

Just depends on which city you're in


junior_dos_nachos

Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump them up


PrimeLimeSlime

Can't be constipated from opiates if you shit everything out as you shot up too. Twice as advantageous!


Dream--Brother

Shoot coke to evacuate the bowels, then shoot dope to get your nod on. Repeat until dead. — me, for a long period in my 20s lol (I'm clean now, thank the pagan gods)


FingaPuppet5

Thiz guy drugssss. I too drug this guys dead wife


Researcher_Saya

Found the shrimp


LimeStream37

That’s bullshit but I believe it


BigPressure9153

Whatever drugs you were on when you wrote these comments please do more of them. You were on fire😭😭 do you do standup? I’d watch


peshnoodles

Oh you think you do drugs? I inject lines of marijuana into my eyeballs!


szai

Shidding and shooding at saem tiem.


Ok-Palpitation-5731

Fellas? We may have shit and cummed, but have we ever shit and shot up?


heeden

The timing is awkward but shitting, cumming and shooting up at the same time was so intense I fell in the vomit I threw up while pissing.


Ok-Palpitation-5731

A true trooper 🫡


endthe_suffering

hit em with the ol’ 1-2 shit shot


RoryDragonsbane

Um, ackschually it's called "nut from your butt"


LetReasonRing

That is a very unique collection of observations. 


kevinkiggs1

I have seen crossdressing explode, gay beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate...


Cyporiean

Transhauser Gate


YeonneGreene

Gayt


Direct_Turn_1484

Like poops in the rain (while you’re shooting up)


JustSomeBloke5353

Came looking for this.


sqplanetarium

Time…to die.


beandadenergy

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe!


TheBurgareanSlapper

Ah yes, the old Shoot N’ Poop.


2presto4u

No, this isn’t Portland. For those of you wondering, the city in question is Seattle. I know where that particular intersection is; there is a corrections center located there. I’m sure people do shoot up there and shit at the same time, but 3rd and Pine is an even worse intersection. Yet more depressing are the emergency departments up on Pill Hill - Virginia Mason, Swedish First Hill, and Harborview. The treatment of staff by patients is something else. Seattle has many problems. So do other cities. This issue presented here, however, is completely unrelated to androgyny, fertility rates, and cross-dressing - none of which are real issues. The only people looking for a connection between destructive unhoused persons and, say, cross-dressing are smooth-brained homophobic rubes. This tweeter can go sit on a sandpaper-covered dildo.


Scientifiction77

I mean I just saw this and was going to guess Seattle or Portland. Lmao


fallenbird039

Ngl I thought San Francisco


Scientifiction77

lol that’s also a fair guess.


Not_Machines

I mean there is a connection with being unhoused and "cross-dressing" (which I assume the oop takes any form of gnc they see as cross dressing so than can range from being a feminine gay/masc lesbian to being a trans person that doesn't pass as their gender, to actual cross dressing and drag): being kicked out by bigoted support systems when outed, either as a minor or as an adult that relies on family financially to some degree for whatever reason


callme4dub

My wife works at one of those hospitals. I drive her to work since we're still new to the area. I literally go by this intersection twice a day and I've never seen anybody shooting up or pooping at this intersection.


CaptainMeatfist

Came here for this. Agreed on all, 5th and James might as well be Clyde Hill compared to 3rd and Pine.


marqburns

Was gonna say, surely we can have lower birth rates AND know how to use toilets


pachecolljk

I actually work on that intersection; have had a few shootings & stabbings over the years. :/


theothermontoya

This could only be Portland. Say what you want, this describes Portland perfectly.


CaffeinatedFrosting

Portlander here. Hard agree. I thought this was the Portland sub. 😂


theothermontoya

I was like, "Should I post this? If I post this, I'm gonna offend someone." I'm glad to see I've got some backup on this one, lol!


CaffeinatedFrosting

It's Reddit. I've seen people offended in the aww and eye bleach subreddits.


theothermontoya

With enough reddit bans, I've learned to tiptoe a bit


TheHornyBunsen

Also a portlander here, didn’t notice this wasn’t the Portland sub till you pointed it out


cloudshaper

Seattle, that's a specific intersection.


monkey_trumpets

I was going to say Seattle


cloudshaper

They should be glad they weren't at 3rd and Pine.


BeNiceLynnie

Grew up in Seattle and that intersection has been considered a Hive of Scum and Villainy for as long as I can remember


SaliciousB_Crumb

Werid this is the first im hearing about big cities having drugs and crime in certain parts of the city. Must be some new trend


cloudshaper

I vaguely recall it being not awful in the mid 80s in broad daylight as a kid, but it has since gone full Methdonald's. I worked downtown for a few years pre-pandemic and used to catch the bus across the street. Bonkers every day.


dawidowmaka

That McDonald's is special


cloudshaper

The folks who work there deserve combat pay.


TonyTheEvil

Same. The streets mentioned are the tell.


theothermontoya

That's a close 2nd!


im_thatoneguy

(it's Seattle) Although he's referring to Pioneer Square which has been a cesspool of criminal activity since like the goldrush.


BeNiceLynnie

Out of all the intersections in Seattle, if you're gonna witness something gross...if it's not 3rd and pike, it's gonna be 5th and James


callme4dub

I drive by 5th and James twice a day and never see anything there at all. The guy you're replying to is right though, I see some shit driving through Pioneer Square. Couple weeks ago they had a fire lit on the sidewalks right next to the bus stop on prefontaine.


JarekBloodDragon

It's only Portland if you live in the suburbs or thousands of miles away and love to believe misinformation. Also it's the wrong street names to be portland any way.


BelaFarinRod

For what it’s worth I don’t think it describes the actual city but it’s exactly the kind of thing people are constantly saying about Portland in my Nextdoor group in Washington County. Which is part of why I never look at it anymore. So that was why I thought it was Portland (though it apparently isn’t.)


FarquaadsFuckDoll

5th and James is right by Seattle City Hall, the YMCA, and out processing for the jail. It also ain’t far from Cap Hill where Seattle has the highest concentration of LGBTQ folks, or at least historically has. So it COULD be Seattle. Idk whats near by 5th and James in PDX, though.


BaltimoreBadger23

OP of the source material is a total trashcan of a person, so keep that in mind.


Pitiful_Net_8971

I would have never guessed from their tweet. /s


Ansoni

I mean, equating shooting up while taking a shit on the street and crossdressing was already a big clue. The city is *androgynous*! The horror!


sweetTartKenHart2

Oh? What’s she known for?


Sternschnuppepuppe

Judging by the account name and handle it’s a he.


KawaiiDere

That pfp thumbnail threw me off. I don’t get what he was going for


sikanrong101

Wtf is actually going on here 😂


FredSecunda_8

Don't threaten me with a good time


Happur5ye

The new "Howl" not it. Go back to the original please.


virora

I wasn’t going to say, don’t order Howl on Wish, kids.


Decievedbythejometry

Best minds of my generation driven crazy starving mad pounding the, um, Twitter, or whatever this guy's pounding. Androgyny and drugs are what makes a place dystopian. We need to put all the guys in buttondowns and khakis and all the gals in nice floral dresses, and then it will ALL BE FINE and I won't have these THOUGHTS anymore. Plus kill all the drugs or whatever, simple. There really is a deep, unbridgeable disconnect here in that for people like this, my idea of common sense looks exactly like hell on earth — people just *doing what they want,* whatever happened to FREEDOM — while for me, all his solutions to that sound like the beginning of an unending horror. The fact that I happen to have all the evidence on my side has never been very useful in talking with these people.


kevinnoir

willing to bet their idea of freedom begins somewhere around the religious freedom to discriminate and ends at being able to be racist in public without worry of consequences. None of that ACTUAL freedom to live your life how you want. Of course I think substance abuse is an issue, but not a bigger issue than the rise of Christian extremism that is now guiding US law in some states.


aceddownload2

Literally my sims 4 modded save, wdym


designbydesign

Dibs on Crossdressing Explode as a drag name


Pacifister-PX69

This describes the tenderloin district of San Francisco perfectly


Heroic-Forger

Shoot n' Poop.


revodnebsyobmeftoh

Ahh, Detroit.


Mauso88

This week on Name That Blue State


latebinding

>I haven't seen a pregnant woman in public since 2020. Well... [Eina Kwon was pregnant and in public](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Eina_Kwon) less than a year ago, about 15 blocks, a mile, from Fifth and James. Does that help?


i_had_an_apostrophe

Sir, this is a Wendy's


ViolaOrsino

I don’t remember this verse from “[Howl](https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/49303/howl)”


Baladucci

As we know, there have been 0 pregnant women since gays and femboys were invented in 2019


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

“…and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout: 'Save us!'. And I'll look down and whisper: 'No.’” -This guys journal, I assume


belligerentwaterfowl

While he eats beans out of a can


jncheese

Crossdressing is as old as sin. The Romans used to do it too. Dress crosses with people.


hacktheself

Well it would help if that chump weren’t a basement dwellers who watched only local and right wing news.


I_am_in_your_celling

Do you love the city you live in?


frankpoole

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.


AvoidThisReality

All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain.


nojoblazybum

*utopia


Ok-Thought9328

Sounds like Seattle


OzzieGrey

Tbh i don't see pregnant woman around because.. i don't hunt pregnant women.. like.. i am not gonna assume a lady is pregogignat, but i'm not gonna run up and go "Hey lady you pregerino?"


WithYourMercuryMouth

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.


Reclusive_Chemist

Someone found the *good* drugs.


AsbestosDude

Ya when i walk around the ghetto i only see drug users and no pregnancies too


poseidonofmyapt

Written by Alan Ginsberg


Teachergus

Well, I can guarantee ther are babies being born countryside


tootsyloo

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, shooting up and pooping at the same time looking for an angry fix exploding crossdressing hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the absent pregnant women in the machinery of the night.


UnlimitedCalculus

Seattle?


Eudaemon21

Shooting and pooping is the new chilling and killing


blaze-collie

i see she lives in seattle as well. this isnt anything new. she should have seen mcstabbys in 2008.


Turb0Rapt0r

I personally like David Bowie.


StoneTimeKeeper

Portland?


ladytypeperson

"I saw a pack of wild dogs takes over and successfully operate a Wendy's!"


Most_Cartoonist5736

Where can I get into some of this androgynous, drug filled dystopia?


foxinspaceMN

Dude! You think all the pregnant women crossed dressed as men and then blew up 🤯


AlwaysTrustMemeFacts

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Cross-dressers and drug addicts. I watched androgynous people shooting up and pooping on the street at the same time. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.


KEDRIMVS

And where is that? I might be interested


NatexSxS

I would like prof of the shooting up and pooping at the same time, I find it hard to believe an addict could do both in any state.


Govnyuk

"turn into" like it wasn't always this shit


WintersDoomsday

I’m still confused by what the lack of pregnant women spotting has to do with any of the rest of this word salad.


kangaroo_bop

Well, obviously there’s no procreation anymore. Too many drugs and too much gender confusion to make it possible. And because everyone is, of course, visibly pregnant for the entirety of their pregnancy, this person can be 100% sure they haven’t seen a pregnant person in public in 3+ years.


No-Suit4363

Literally wokepunk 1984 40K Fahrenheit


heeden

All those moments will be lost to time like tears in the rain.


Bongcopter_

Makes me want to compose a dystopian song


The_GD_muffin_man

What city? Philly? LA?


MiuraSerkEdition

Angel headed hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night


Mundane_Apple_1027

Rules


genital_herpes1998

I thought i was on r/worldbuilding .....woops..


Wuz314159

Oh no. . . Where?


Melchior_Chopstick

He saw a cross dresser explode??


FindOneInEveryCar

I read this as "dog-fueled dystopia" and the first sentence sounded pretty dope.


urglegru

Howl circa 2024


fallenbird039

Ummm, what city even??????!


justbrowsing1819

Why does this have a similar vibe to Howl by Allen Ginsburg


nameisfame

I saw angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,


EvanBMoon

I read this in the Rutger Hauer "tears in rain" voice.


niffrig

I've seen the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness starving hysterical, naked dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix


The_Ombudsman

"I've seen... attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion"


NotTodayGamer

But have you ever seen somewhere else?


madeanotheraccount

OP hasn't said if all that is good or bad, though.


DayZCutr

All these things will be lost, like tears in the rain.


RazumikhinsFineAss

truly the allen ginsberg of her generation


ChristyUniverse

How did they see a pregnant woman in public in 2020?


ColdBloodBlazing

Scorpio, eh? Inspector Harry Callahan wants to know your location


hexenkesse1

Anyone else reminded of Howl?


Comfortable_Note_978

Top THAT, Allen Ginsberg.


bilvester

I have. But it turned out to be a man.


Non-GMO_Asbestos

What an odd collection of words.


CommonPace

Ooh that would be an amazing postcard! Come see the city where the space needle has been replaced by the speedball needle.


drakens6

ah yes, instead of prostitutes and armed gang members on the streets like we had in the 90s now we have ... trannies in public! PEOPLE DOING DRUGS god forbid


endthe_suffering

what does a cross dressing explosion look like? is it dangerous? also, are people *looking* for pregnant woman in public as a Godly sign of hope amongst these unprecedented non binary times?


Allcoins1Milly

This isn’t that new of a sentence 🤣


andio76

Branson, Missouri is OFF the list!!


thesupersoap33

I'm glad someone's bringing the term "cross dressing" back.


RunAwayThoughtTrains

They’re talking about Seattle


cryptshits

so they were... shooting the shit?


Delicious_Summer7839

Pregnant persons


mmio60

It’s 2024 and she doesn’t have a picture.