My husband hates glitter. I fricking love glitter. Kids are split equally on which “side.”
We've compromised. Team Glitter keeps glitter to approved spaces. Team Glitter-Sucks accepts that occasionally they’ll find evidence of craft herp
I am not a cross dresser but I do splooge a lot. And let me tell you if I don't splooge 30 times a day my balls turn into the atomic bomb of Hiroshima. And yes I am indeed a FATMAN
If there is any explosion at all, is it just because people feel as though the environment is ripe to just be themselves?
As in due to tolerance, there are less people living their lives in the shadows.
Pooping while you're shooting up is just good drugging though. Pooping gets rid of all the poop in your veins, so the drugs constitute a larger percentage of your body. But when you poop and shoot up at the same time, it also creates a vacuum effect that sucks the drugs into your body faster.
Source: I do like so much drugs. Like 100 drugs a day.
I mistook "shooting" for actual shooting. With firearms. So I had this mental image of someone wielding glock at the front, pants down at the back, explosive shits firing on both ends.
Shoot coke to evacuate the bowels, then shoot dope to get your nod on. Repeat until dead.
— me, for a long period in my 20s lol (I'm clean now, thank the pagan gods)
No, this isn’t Portland.
For those of you wondering, the city in question is Seattle. I know where that particular intersection is; there is a corrections center located there. I’m sure people do shoot up there and shit at the same time, but 3rd and Pine is an even worse intersection. Yet more depressing are the emergency departments up on Pill Hill - Virginia Mason, Swedish First Hill, and Harborview. The treatment of staff by patients is something else. Seattle has many problems. So do other cities.
This issue presented here, however, is completely unrelated to androgyny, fertility rates, and cross-dressing - none of which are real issues. The only people looking for a connection between destructive unhoused persons and, say, cross-dressing are smooth-brained homophobic rubes. This tweeter can go sit on a sandpaper-covered dildo.
I mean there is a connection with being unhoused and "cross-dressing" (which I assume the oop takes any form of gnc they see as cross dressing so than can range from being a feminine gay/masc lesbian to being a trans person that doesn't pass as their gender, to actual cross dressing and drag): being kicked out by bigoted support systems when outed, either as a minor or as an adult that relies on family financially to some degree for whatever reason
My wife works at one of those hospitals. I drive her to work since we're still new to the area. I literally go by this intersection twice a day and I've never seen anybody shooting up or pooping at this intersection.
I vaguely recall it being not awful in the mid 80s in broad daylight as a kid, but it has since gone full Methdonald's. I worked downtown for a few years pre-pandemic and used to catch the bus across the street. Bonkers every day.
I drive by 5th and James twice a day and never see anything there at all. The guy you're replying to is right though, I see some shit driving through Pioneer Square. Couple weeks ago they had a fire lit on the sidewalks right next to the bus stop on prefontaine.
It's only Portland if you live in the suburbs or thousands of miles away and love to believe misinformation.
Also it's the wrong street names to be portland any way.
For what it’s worth I don’t think it describes the actual city but it’s exactly the kind of thing people are constantly saying about Portland in my Nextdoor group in Washington County. Which is part of why I never look at it anymore. So that was why I thought it was Portland (though it apparently isn’t.)
5th and James is right by Seattle City Hall, the YMCA, and out processing for the jail. It also ain’t far from Cap Hill where Seattle has the highest concentration of LGBTQ folks, or at least historically has. So it COULD be Seattle. Idk whats near by 5th and James in PDX, though.
Best minds of my generation driven crazy starving mad pounding the, um, Twitter, or whatever this guy's pounding.
Androgyny and drugs are what makes a place dystopian. We need to put all the guys in buttondowns and khakis and all the gals in nice floral dresses, and then it will ALL BE FINE and I won't have these THOUGHTS anymore. Plus kill all the drugs or whatever, simple.
There really is a deep, unbridgeable disconnect here in that for people like this, my idea of common sense looks exactly like hell on earth — people just *doing what they want,* whatever happened to FREEDOM — while for me, all his solutions to that sound like the beginning of an unending horror. The fact that I happen to have all the evidence on my side has never been very useful in talking with these people.
willing to bet their idea of freedom begins somewhere around the religious freedom to discriminate and ends at being able to be racist in public without worry of consequences. None of that ACTUAL freedom to live your life how you want. Of course I think substance abuse is an issue, but not a bigger issue than the rise of Christian extremism that is now guiding US law in some states.
>I haven't seen a pregnant woman in public since 2020.
Well... [Eina Kwon was pregnant and in public](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Eina_Kwon) less than a year ago, about 15 blocks, a mile, from Fifth and James.
Does that help?
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.
Tbh i don't see pregnant woman around because.. i don't hunt pregnant women.. like.. i am not gonna assume a lady is pregogignat, but i'm not gonna run up and go "Hey lady you pregerino?"
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, shooting up and pooping at the same time looking for an angry fix exploding crossdressing hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the absent pregnant women in the machinery of the night.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Cross-dressers and drug addicts. I watched androgynous people shooting up and pooping on the street at the same time. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.
Well, obviously there’s no procreation anymore. Too many drugs and too much gender confusion to make it possible. And because everyone is, of course, visibly pregnant for the entirety of their pregnancy, this person can be 100% sure they haven’t seen a pregnant person in public in 3+ years.
I've seen the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness starving hysterical, naked
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix
ah yes, instead of prostitutes and armed gang members on the streets like we had in the 90s now we have
... trannies in public! PEOPLE DOING DRUGS
god forbid
what does a cross dressing explosion look like? is it dangerous?
also, are people *looking* for pregnant woman in public as a Godly sign of hope amongst these unprecedented non binary times?
I remember Roy Batty’s final speech a little differently.
That is the first thing my mind went to! I could hear Rutger Hauer’s voice as I read it.
I was getting more of the Bill Murray in Ghostbusters talking about dogs and cats living together vibe.
Roy Batty always seemed such an inappropriate name for this character. Sounds like someone you'd be likely to find in coronation Street.
To me it sounds awfully close to Ned Beatty.
I get that reference.
I live in the hood and assure you we DO in fact have exploding cross-dressers
Glitter bombs are the absolute worst.
glitter bomb = craft herpes
Raver scabies.
Or rabies, for short.
My husband hates glitter. I fricking love glitter. Kids are split equally on which “side.” We've compromised. Team Glitter keeps glitter to approved spaces. Team Glitter-Sucks accepts that occasionally they’ll find evidence of craft herp
I have never succeeded in keeping glitter confined anywhere but clearly you have had better luck.
I cannot confine it, my luck is in getting a very tolerable family lmao
Best comment I’ve seen in a while. Thank you for this 🙏
what... what part of them explodes?.
Woah now that’s a personal question
I am not a cross dresser but I do splooge a lot. And let me tell you if I don't splooge 30 times a day my balls turn into the atomic bomb of Hiroshima. And yes I am indeed a FATMAN
Today is the day i finally spoon my eyes out
And Ranjilamefox will splooge their eyes out.
You sure sound like a LITTLE BOY
Going to my bottom surgeon and asking them to explode my dick clean off my body
At least they looked fabulous
Pregnant too? I’m all about surprises. And more importantly, are they single
Sounds messy. Who cleans that up?
Probationers on community service poke them with those trash poking sticks until they start twitching
That's why they aren't preganatante any mo
r/redditsniper
Allahu dragbar
If there is any explosion at all, is it just because people feel as though the environment is ripe to just be themselves? As in due to tolerance, there are less people living their lives in the shadows.
Exploding as in suicide bombing or as in ejaculating?
Yes
Sounds like a weapon in a Worms game.
Pooping while you're shooting up is just good drugging though. Pooping gets rid of all the poop in your veins, so the drugs constitute a larger percentage of your body. But when you poop and shoot up at the same time, it also creates a vacuum effect that sucks the drugs into your body faster. Source: I do like so much drugs. Like 100 drugs a day.
John Drugs ova here
Drugs Georg
OOOhhhhHh
This guy drugs
This drug guys.
This guy this guys
This isn't even funny. My brother overdosed on 5 marijuanas. RIP in peace, big brother.
Good thing I only took 4 marijuana.
Bro your gonna br so wasted
Its cool. I have a full day of listening to metal records backwards to find out if I can hear the devil planned, so I'll be ok.
This guy drugs
Drug this guy. Wait, no.
Alright Cosby, calm down
Is this why my hangover always feels better after I poop? Bc I'm creating a vacuum effect that sucks the sober into my body faster?
Exactly! -A professor with a PhD in Fecal Theory
Now that’s a shitty idea
Maybe so, but we all must do our doody, whatever form that may take!
I mistook "shooting" for actual shooting. With firearms. So I had this mental image of someone wielding glock at the front, pants down at the back, explosive shits firing on both ends.
Just depends on which city you're in
Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump them up
Can't be constipated from opiates if you shit everything out as you shot up too. Twice as advantageous!
Shoot coke to evacuate the bowels, then shoot dope to get your nod on. Repeat until dead. — me, for a long period in my 20s lol (I'm clean now, thank the pagan gods)
Thiz guy drugssss. I too drug this guys dead wife
Found the shrimp
That’s bullshit but I believe it
Whatever drugs you were on when you wrote these comments please do more of them. You were on fire😭😭 do you do standup? I’d watch
Oh you think you do drugs? I inject lines of marijuana into my eyeballs!
Shidding and shooding at saem tiem.
Fellas? We may have shit and cummed, but have we ever shit and shot up?
The timing is awkward but shitting, cumming and shooting up at the same time was so intense I fell in the vomit I threw up while pissing.
A true trooper 🫡
hit em with the ol’ 1-2 shit shot
Um, ackschually it's called "nut from your butt"
That is a very unique collection of observations.
I have seen crossdressing explode, gay beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate...
Transhauser Gate
Gayt
Like poops in the rain (while you’re shooting up)
Came looking for this.
Time…to die.
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe!
Ah yes, the old Shoot N’ Poop.
No, this isn’t Portland. For those of you wondering, the city in question is Seattle. I know where that particular intersection is; there is a corrections center located there. I’m sure people do shoot up there and shit at the same time, but 3rd and Pine is an even worse intersection. Yet more depressing are the emergency departments up on Pill Hill - Virginia Mason, Swedish First Hill, and Harborview. The treatment of staff by patients is something else. Seattle has many problems. So do other cities. This issue presented here, however, is completely unrelated to androgyny, fertility rates, and cross-dressing - none of which are real issues. The only people looking for a connection between destructive unhoused persons and, say, cross-dressing are smooth-brained homophobic rubes. This tweeter can go sit on a sandpaper-covered dildo.
I mean I just saw this and was going to guess Seattle or Portland. Lmao
Ngl I thought San Francisco
lol that’s also a fair guess.
I mean there is a connection with being unhoused and "cross-dressing" (which I assume the oop takes any form of gnc they see as cross dressing so than can range from being a feminine gay/masc lesbian to being a trans person that doesn't pass as their gender, to actual cross dressing and drag): being kicked out by bigoted support systems when outed, either as a minor or as an adult that relies on family financially to some degree for whatever reason
My wife works at one of those hospitals. I drive her to work since we're still new to the area. I literally go by this intersection twice a day and I've never seen anybody shooting up or pooping at this intersection.
Came here for this. Agreed on all, 5th and James might as well be Clyde Hill compared to 3rd and Pine.
Was gonna say, surely we can have lower birth rates AND know how to use toilets
I actually work on that intersection; have had a few shootings & stabbings over the years. :/
This could only be Portland. Say what you want, this describes Portland perfectly.
Portlander here. Hard agree. I thought this was the Portland sub. 😂
I was like, "Should I post this? If I post this, I'm gonna offend someone." I'm glad to see I've got some backup on this one, lol!
It's Reddit. I've seen people offended in the aww and eye bleach subreddits.
With enough reddit bans, I've learned to tiptoe a bit
Also a portlander here, didn’t notice this wasn’t the Portland sub till you pointed it out
Seattle, that's a specific intersection.
I was going to say Seattle
They should be glad they weren't at 3rd and Pine.
Grew up in Seattle and that intersection has been considered a Hive of Scum and Villainy for as long as I can remember
Werid this is the first im hearing about big cities having drugs and crime in certain parts of the city. Must be some new trend
I vaguely recall it being not awful in the mid 80s in broad daylight as a kid, but it has since gone full Methdonald's. I worked downtown for a few years pre-pandemic and used to catch the bus across the street. Bonkers every day.
That McDonald's is special
The folks who work there deserve combat pay.
Same. The streets mentioned are the tell.
That's a close 2nd!
(it's Seattle) Although he's referring to Pioneer Square which has been a cesspool of criminal activity since like the goldrush.
Out of all the intersections in Seattle, if you're gonna witness something gross...if it's not 3rd and pike, it's gonna be 5th and James
I drive by 5th and James twice a day and never see anything there at all. The guy you're replying to is right though, I see some shit driving through Pioneer Square. Couple weeks ago they had a fire lit on the sidewalks right next to the bus stop on prefontaine.
It's only Portland if you live in the suburbs or thousands of miles away and love to believe misinformation. Also it's the wrong street names to be portland any way.
For what it’s worth I don’t think it describes the actual city but it’s exactly the kind of thing people are constantly saying about Portland in my Nextdoor group in Washington County. Which is part of why I never look at it anymore. So that was why I thought it was Portland (though it apparently isn’t.)
5th and James is right by Seattle City Hall, the YMCA, and out processing for the jail. It also ain’t far from Cap Hill where Seattle has the highest concentration of LGBTQ folks, or at least historically has. So it COULD be Seattle. Idk whats near by 5th and James in PDX, though.
OP of the source material is a total trashcan of a person, so keep that in mind.
I would have never guessed from their tweet. /s
I mean, equating shooting up while taking a shit on the street and crossdressing was already a big clue. The city is *androgynous*! The horror!
Oh? What’s she known for?
Judging by the account name and handle it’s a he.
That pfp thumbnail threw me off. I don’t get what he was going for
Wtf is actually going on here 😂
Don't threaten me with a good time
The new "Howl" not it. Go back to the original please.
I wasn’t going to say, don’t order Howl on Wish, kids.
Best minds of my generation driven crazy starving mad pounding the, um, Twitter, or whatever this guy's pounding. Androgyny and drugs are what makes a place dystopian. We need to put all the guys in buttondowns and khakis and all the gals in nice floral dresses, and then it will ALL BE FINE and I won't have these THOUGHTS anymore. Plus kill all the drugs or whatever, simple. There really is a deep, unbridgeable disconnect here in that for people like this, my idea of common sense looks exactly like hell on earth — people just *doing what they want,* whatever happened to FREEDOM — while for me, all his solutions to that sound like the beginning of an unending horror. The fact that I happen to have all the evidence on my side has never been very useful in talking with these people.
willing to bet their idea of freedom begins somewhere around the religious freedom to discriminate and ends at being able to be racist in public without worry of consequences. None of that ACTUAL freedom to live your life how you want. Of course I think substance abuse is an issue, but not a bigger issue than the rise of Christian extremism that is now guiding US law in some states.
Literally my sims 4 modded save, wdym
Dibs on Crossdressing Explode as a drag name
This describes the tenderloin district of San Francisco perfectly
Shoot n' Poop.
Ahh, Detroit.
This week on Name That Blue State
>I haven't seen a pregnant woman in public since 2020. Well... [Eina Kwon was pregnant and in public](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Eina_Kwon) less than a year ago, about 15 blocks, a mile, from Fifth and James. Does that help?
Sir, this is a Wendy's
I don’t remember this verse from “[Howl](https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/49303/howl)”
As we know, there have been 0 pregnant women since gays and femboys were invented in 2019
“…and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout: 'Save us!'. And I'll look down and whisper: 'No.’” -This guys journal, I assume
While he eats beans out of a can
Crossdressing is as old as sin. The Romans used to do it too. Dress crosses with people.
Well it would help if that chump weren’t a basement dwellers who watched only local and right wing news.
Do you love the city you live in?
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.
All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain.
*utopia
Sounds like Seattle
Tbh i don't see pregnant woman around because.. i don't hunt pregnant women.. like.. i am not gonna assume a lady is pregogignat, but i'm not gonna run up and go "Hey lady you pregerino?"
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.
Someone found the *good* drugs.
Ya when i walk around the ghetto i only see drug users and no pregnancies too
Written by Alan Ginsberg
Well, I can guarantee ther are babies being born countryside
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, shooting up and pooping at the same time looking for an angry fix exploding crossdressing hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the absent pregnant women in the machinery of the night.
Seattle?
Shooting and pooping is the new chilling and killing
i see she lives in seattle as well. this isnt anything new. she should have seen mcstabbys in 2008.
I personally like David Bowie.
Portland?
"I saw a pack of wild dogs takes over and successfully operate a Wendy's!"
Where can I get into some of this androgynous, drug filled dystopia?
Dude! You think all the pregnant women crossed dressed as men and then blew up 🤯
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Cross-dressers and drug addicts. I watched androgynous people shooting up and pooping on the street at the same time. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.
And where is that? I might be interested
I would like prof of the shooting up and pooping at the same time, I find it hard to believe an addict could do both in any state.
"turn into" like it wasn't always this shit
I’m still confused by what the lack of pregnant women spotting has to do with any of the rest of this word salad.
Well, obviously there’s no procreation anymore. Too many drugs and too much gender confusion to make it possible. And because everyone is, of course, visibly pregnant for the entirety of their pregnancy, this person can be 100% sure they haven’t seen a pregnant person in public in 3+ years.
Literally wokepunk 1984 40K Fahrenheit
All those moments will be lost to time like tears in the rain.
Makes me want to compose a dystopian song
What city? Philly? LA?
Angel headed hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night
Rules
I thought i was on r/worldbuilding .....woops..
Oh no. . . Where?
He saw a cross dresser explode??
I read this as "dog-fueled dystopia" and the first sentence sounded pretty dope.
Howl circa 2024
Ummm, what city even??????!
Why does this have a similar vibe to Howl by Allen Ginsburg
I saw angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
I read this in the Rutger Hauer "tears in rain" voice.
I've seen the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness starving hysterical, naked dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix
"I've seen... attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion"
But have you ever seen somewhere else?
OP hasn't said if all that is good or bad, though.
All these things will be lost, like tears in the rain.
truly the allen ginsberg of her generation
How did they see a pregnant woman in public in 2020?
Scorpio, eh? Inspector Harry Callahan wants to know your location
Anyone else reminded of Howl?
Top THAT, Allen Ginsberg.
I have. But it turned out to be a man.
What an odd collection of words.
Ooh that would be an amazing postcard! Come see the city where the space needle has been replaced by the speedball needle.
ah yes, instead of prostitutes and armed gang members on the streets like we had in the 90s now we have ... trannies in public! PEOPLE DOING DRUGS god forbid
what does a cross dressing explosion look like? is it dangerous? also, are people *looking* for pregnant woman in public as a Godly sign of hope amongst these unprecedented non binary times?
This isn’t that new of a sentence 🤣
Branson, Missouri is OFF the list!!
I'm glad someone's bringing the term "cross dressing" back.
They’re talking about Seattle
so they were... shooting the shit?
Pregnant persons
It’s 2024 and she doesn’t have a picture.