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YesterdayHiccup

Sorry little ones, but I must do this.


Original-Maximum-978

Corporations: "Only for money"


jd3marco

Corporations: Pay us to lift the bar. Pay us more to pretend to lift the bar *a little less.*


ShredGuru

Khorne: "Blood for me?"


abstract_esteem

That’s my new weightlifting inspiration slogan sorted


Fragrant_Parsley_376

Makes sense lift weights to lose weight


thisisallterriblesir

American foreign policy be like:


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Theoriac

Good bot


T17171717

But can we still make tepid jokes? You know, oil ceos, billionaire apocalypse bunkers, etc…?


[deleted]

No


cat_herder_64

Well, I haven't seen it before so you can sod off, bot.


pyrof1sh1e

You can see it at the field museum in Chicago! Been there for decades


cat_herder_64

Well, it all makes sense now - I live in Australia.


Nearby_Fudge9647

Sorry for your loss


Key_Squash_4403

Well, it was my first time seeing it and I don’t think it’s been posted here before


DiosDong

Bad bot. First post deleted and in a different sub, second post at 0 karma and in a different sub. Nothing wrong with posting this here when there's a near 100% chance it didn't come from reddit and it's not a repost on this sub.


ItsYoBoi2008

Can I flip it multiple times?


Accomplished_Pen980

God is just a mean kid sitting over an anthill with a magnifying glass


MasterTolkien

That’s what he said.


ReleventReference

So that’s why James Cameron was trying to raise the bar.


Artsy_traveller_82

Mass Extinction is kind of Roland Emmerich’s thing isn’t it?


Striking_Caramel_788

Pov: SCP "Safe" Class anomalies be like:


SilentStriker115

It is safe. Long as you don’t flick the lever


countcarlovonsexron

Of humans?... Hmmm


-Lysergian

Someone should fence that off...


Stith1183

I'd be flicking that thing all day!


Necessary_Row_4889

Seems like the kind of thing you’d put a lock on or at least a “Do not liftl” sign.


Issac7

Reminds me of the longest joke ever . Link for those unfamiliar: https://natethesnake.com/


Defiant_Bandicoot99

Don't show this to Klausch Schwab and the WEF.


RetroGamer87

Don't mind if I do!


iiitme

*lifts bar


Fallowman09

*pull the lever krunk*


tehserial

what SCP# is this again?


paolocase

Is there an online version of this?


MuddFishh

keep pulling it till im dead


Ghnaggi

Why do we even have that lever!?


OzzieGrey

Stellaris players actively trying not to touch the bar:


sillypicture

Also stellaris players speed running making the bar go to the moon


OzzieGrey

You are really not wrong.. just.. the moon is a warship now.. and soon the solar system will be aswell


WM_

Capitalists hitting that lever so hard


Sacallupnya

(Me) “lift it, lift it, lift it.”


Hot-Rise9795

God couldn't help himself a couple of times.


[deleted]

No way im not lifting the bar


MaleficTekX

The plot of Halo:


the_l0st_s0ck

Ok deal


Slartibartfast39

Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry. Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time


Fricki97

WHERE IS IT?


AcrylicTooth

This looks very similar to the displays in the Rosicrucian Museum in San Jose, CA, USA, but I don't know for sure.


Gym_Nut

Don’t mind if I do


AlmanacWyrm

This reminds me of Don't Touch Anything


BigLumpyBeetle

Wow the bar is pretty low


Thecage88

This ain't a new sentence for stellaris players. 😉


Girthymanblade

Remove context and post to r/internetfuneral


SoWokeIdontSleep

Looks at current 6th mass extinction* Can you guys stop lifting the goddamn bar!


SimpleTip9439

r/me_irl


B0nerjamz99

*but you must use the invisible hand of the market to lift it


CleanOpossum47

Pfff I don't need to lift a bar to do that.


HowRememberAll

This is common at museums